Thread 58154493

Why can't we all just be friends?

>>58154493 (OP)
Because Typedofags shat on multiple other beloved starters like Meganium, Feraligatr, Charizard and Emboar. They started all this.

>>58154493 (OP)
Not until the fucking pig that nobody likes is nuked from the face of the Earth.

Even Chikorita is more popular than the pig.

>>58154528
There's no need to be bitter, you got one of the cooler regionals out there

>>58154520
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>>58154535
And the brand of being a sexual predator.

>>58154528
None of these numbers matter because everyone will pick their starter depending on how cool the mega looks.

>>58154539
I was planning on picking Meganium even if I didn't like the mega, I would've just used the base form
I do like the mega we got though, and I hope the other two get cool megas too

>>58154528
>nobody likes
That image shows that roughly 17% of people like it though?

>>58154493 (OP)
No you’re all flops

>>58154528
I like the pig

I just feel bad for Typhlosionfags at this point. I don't even like Typhlosion but they really just can't stop getting fucked over for no good reason

>>58154561
I'd feel worse for them if they weren't weirdos with a persecution complex

>>58154561
It was just in PLA. There are plenty of other starters who haven’t even gotten anything like the Sinnoh starters and Serperior. Typhlosionfags have such a massive victim complex.

>>58154580
This desu

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>>58154580
Least obvious samefag

>>58154602
No anon, blackrock pays us each 50,000 to spread slander on Typhlosion on 4chan.

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>>58154585
The damn thing was scapegoated for trumped up charges, and went through cancel culture in real time. You pedophiles saw the whole fucking thing. It was literally persecuted

>>58154561
typhlosionfags literally do not care after the first week or so of the teraleak, this is all just /vp/ LARPing

World peace would make the alpha males and pro-life conservative politicians VERY ANGRY.

>>58154628
Typhlosion got the slightest bit of shitposting for the first time in a while and its fans cracked. Taking the meme seriously, writing whole deboonkings on twitter, coping about how it was a nintendo conspiracy to kill typhlosion for existing, etc. It's fucking pathetic. Had they not cared like the people who liked Slaking the trolls would not have cared either. These shitty threads are still bumped by typhlosionfags every damn time, they don't even know how to sage.

>>58154628
Bro, it is a cartoon badger, calm down

>>58154493 (OP)
You can’t be friends with exposed pedophiles, anon

>>58154711
SHUT UP

SHUT UP

SHUUUUUT UP

He framed. It did not happen. Some autist in GameFreak is the pedo, not him.

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>>58154615
>no screencap so you know he was right
Oof

>>58154546
You have to mega evolve to beat bosses. In the demo, the guy barely does any damage with his base form shillcario, he does like 5x more when he mega shill evolves.

bumping this because the board needs it right now

>>58154656
Not caring wouldn't have solved the issue though, you clearly don't know about trolling. If you respond back it makes the issue worse. If you don't respond back it makes the issue worse since no defense is being put up. You literally can't win when trolling gets that bad when it happens

>>58155481
that's what makes it funny

>>58155481
So what would have been the optimal way to react? Genuinely curious

>>58155488
taking it in stride like the slakingchads did

Reminder that you don’t need to like every mega evolution because you literally can only use one anyways.

>>58155488
The only way to stop it is finding the correct and factual information to put the lies to rest. This didn't happen fast enough however, until one anon actually took the time to full translate the leak datamine
>>58155490
This. Only silence would have been the best answer until the real information from the data mine was translated properly by a correct method.

>>58155518
I don't know if typhlosionfags realize that theres at least a few of us who want to help them NOT be a laughing stock

The one typedo defender who runs around the threads crying about how it’s forced and writing paragraphs and calling everyone a samefag ironically is probably like a bit responsible for the meme still being pushed lol

>>58155523
He does that a lot. Look up "keek" in the archives, he's unironically on the same level of schizophrenia as Shaun

>>58155481
No, not responding is the correct thing to do, don’t feed the trolls and all that.
You can’t troll someone who doesn’t give a shit.

>>58155523
The only reason I post typedo threads is because I hate guys like that lmao

>>58154493 (OP)
Nobody likes the two flops next to typhlosion.

>>58154493 (OP)
cute boyfriends!
me on the right!

>>58155546
i do

typhlosionfags are really becoming mortal enemies with fucking emboar, lmao

>>58155561
>first it was charizard
>then it was meganium
>now it's emboar
Which superior Pokemon will they blame next? My bet's on Hypno

>>58155565
kek

>>58155565
Emboar looking at typedo so smugly.

>>58155519
Trolling blinds other anons to the point they can't tell the difference between somone trying to help them and another purposely causing a shit storm. The Typhlosion defender who uses "keek" a lot and acts like he's trying to defend Typhlosion but really he is spreading the hate on purpose to gain a reaction since he dislikes Typhlosion. So by purposely defending it, he obtains his goal by shitting on Typhlosion by getting more people involved causing the said shit storm. He's back on /vp doing this now btw.

>>58155606
I buy it.

>>58155490
Slaking barely got any memes in the first place, the story it got associated with had the woman be so cartoonishly evil that everyone respected it. Game Freak had Typhlosion's target be a "young" woman for no reason, and had it some weird ass berry + head tap shit then and added some stupid drama about by throwing the father and village shunning into it. Even more stupid is that "Grooming" story also had Slaking and Piloswine version, but the AI moron only translated the Typhlosion version, likely because he

Had Game Freak just had Typhlosion burn the stupid girl to death and erupt the village, it would still work as a cautionary tale, probably better since its believable to something a wild Typhlosion would actually do! But Game Freak is stupid, we all know this and while they aren't Dick Dastardly twirling their mustaches and rubbing their hands thinking of ways to screw over Typhlosion, they sure as shit don't respect it. Hence the rapey shit.

>>58155606
This goes really fucking deep

>>58155606
This is not true at all. Typhlosion is just hard to defend because literally everyone is attacking it.

>>58155606
>Typhlosion is so special that people are running 4D chess for the sole goal of smearing him and his fans

>>58154520
Fpbp

>>58155666
checked

>>58155565
oh fuck you I snorted

>>58155565
This trio just got 400% uglier

>>58155565
BASED
Total SHITphlosion Death

>>58155565
Fucking based

>>58155565
this goes so hard

>>58155565
I love emboar so much now holy shit

>>58154528
Nice to see Samurott finally getting the love it deserves

>>58155786
last i saw of this guy, he was on his oppenheimer arc

>>58154493 (OP)
because Typhlosion is a pedo rapist.

>>58154930
What's even the point when everyone over 10 knows how to inspect element.

>>58155518
The factual "translation" you're referring to was a mistranslation by a butthurt fan on xitter running defense. The source still involves kidnapping and brainwashing like the shapeshifter touching the girls head to make her forget about going home and stay in the goon dungeon.

>>58155943
>mistranslation cope 10 months later
typedos everyone

>>58154520
trvth, tykeks never realized how bad their situation was.

>>58154536
>ploxy

>>58155565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epX9RsNRGjQ

>>58155490
slaking fans didn't remain silent. they simply don't exist, so there was no one to complain.
plus nobody cared about memeing slaking anyways, so even if its fans existed they wouldn't have anything to defend it from.

>>58158308
u'd b surprise

>>58154528
Based. The pig is shit, but also unbased if you wanted typhlosion as a main starter in Arceus -and- Z-A.

>>58154493 (OP)
You want to know why we can’t be friends, because of people like
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>>58154628
TRYNA STRIKE A CHORD AND IT'S PROBABLY A MINORRRRRR

>>58154493 (OP)
I play silver with the fire type. I play crystal with the water type. I never choose the grass type in Johto.

>>58159247
holy autism

>>58154528
cope

>>58154493 (OP)
Because this franchise was built upon the idea of separating the fandom based on trivial decisions.

>>58155565
Based

>>58154493 (OP)
I wouldn't want to be friends with a pedophile.
I have job prospects and a social life!

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fr tho

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Gee I wonder why we all can’t be friends, such a mystery