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Anonymous No.58159474 >>58159485 >>58159560 >>58159795 >>58162702
>A Pokemon folklore story about my final evolution, master? How does it go?
Anonymous No.58159484 >>58159534
>gives Cynda and Everstone
fixed
Anonymous No.58159485 >>58159560
>>58159474 (OP)
Uhhh...dahh...Errrr....let's just not talk about it.
Anonymous No.58159534 >>58159869
>>58159484
But Quilava is innocent too
Anonymous No.58159560 >>58159746 >>58159771 >>58159772 >>58159807
>>58159474 (OP)
>The only pokemon that has CANONICALLY fucked a human woman
HOLY BASED
>>58159485
Kill yourself redditor
Anonymous No.58159746 >>58159772
>>58159560
Anonymous No.58159771
>>58159560
Anonymous No.58159772
>>58159560
>>58159746
Anonymous No.58159777 >>58159781
Remember to always have your Cyndaquil spayed or neutered
Anonymous No.58159781
>>58159777
and holding an everstone
Anonymous No.58159793
it's nuts that typhlosion absorbed all the memes when the same leak had a story about a guy that used octillery as an onahole
Anonymous No.58159795 >>58159803 >>58159804 >>58159808 >>58159850 >>58161246 >>58161531 >>58161788
>>58159474 (OP)
Once upon a time a Typhlosion found a hungry little girl and gave her a berry. She thanked him and went home. That's it's. That's the story
Anonymous No.58159801
Guys, you are scaring the little guy, he doesn't know a thing
Anonymous No.58159803
>>58159795
greatest story ever told
Anonymous No.58159804 >>58159820 >>58159822
>>58159795
You forgot the part where the girl have a kid with the Typhlosion and then the Typhlosion was killed and both the girl and their kid became Typhlosion too
Anonymous No.58159807 >>58160015
>>58159560
>typedo tries to make his crimes look passable

many such cases!
Anonymous No.58159808
>>58159795
and there wasn't a list either...
Anonymous No.58159820
>>58159804
No
Anonymous No.58159822
>>58159804
don't remember any of that, sounds like some weird Robot Chicken parody of the classic tale.
Anonymous No.58159850
>>58159795
Why are you hiding the Typhlosion files? Wouldn't it be better to clear your name if there wasn't anything in it?
Anonymous No.58159857
Hypno really did get redeemed that day, didnt he?
Anonymous No.58159869
>>58159534
nah quilava is not innocent
Anonymous No.58160015 >>58160019 >>58160191 >>58161766
>>58159807
Stay jealous, kekno
Anonymous No.58160019
>>58160015
Canon
Anonymous No.58160191
>>58160015
There is nothing more pure than love between a PokΓ©mon and their trainer. Great Lady Aus wills it.
Anonymous No.58161246 >>58161531 >>58161788
>>58159795
The girl ran outside and said to her father: "Father, you've killed your son. I've been living with him all this time. He's my husband. Please give me my husband Typhlosion's eyes, heart, and voice." The girl built a fire where Typhlosion was killed and placed his eyes, heart, and voice in the flames. She sang the song Typhlosion had taught her until everything burned to ashes. The girl's father built a small hut on the outskirts of the village for the girl and her child to live in. Eventually, spring came. The young men of the village often teased and bullied the girl and her child. It got worse day by day, and at one point, they tried to make them wear Typhlosion's fur. The girl returned home and pleaded with her parents: "Please tell the villagers not to tease us. If we wear that fur, we'll surely turn into Typhlosions. We're already half-Typhlosion as it is." Even after her parents talked to them, the villagers wouldn't listen. Instead, they found it even more amusing and forced the girl and her child to wear Typhlosion's fur. Suddenly, the girl and child let out a loud roar. They then disappeared deep into the forest, never to return. After this incident, people realized: Typhlosions are half-human.
Anonymous No.58161531 >>58161788
>>58161246
>>58159795
>Typhlosion disguises himself as a handsome man
>finds a lonely girl in the forest
>drag her to his rape cave
>give her sleeping drugs
>rapes her with the assistance of drugs
>rapes her more without the assistance of drugs
>harrass her
>threaten to kill her father
>eventually attempt to kill her father
>"Farmer has used second ammendment on Typhlosion" It is super effective. Critical hit.
>girl has a Cyndaquil baby and are terrorized by the villagers
>villagers give her the coat of the dead pedophile for her to wear
>girl disappears into the wilderness, becoming a sexual predator Typhlosion as well

It is a comment on how these sex trafficking webs perpetuate by turning victim into accomplices.
Anonymous No.58161766 >>58161788
>>58160015
>typedo leaks his crime
like water under the bridge
Anonymous No.58161788 >>58162584
>>58161246
>>58161531
>>58161766
Why are you pedophiles ruining
the story>>58159795 ? If you must ruin the PokΓ©mon world with your smut please leave Typhlosion out of if .
Anonymous No.58162584
>>58161788
You can't hide the truth, giant rat.
Anonymous No.58162702 >>58162709
>>58159474 (OP)
Not canon. Just like the shrinking pokΓ©mon.
Anonymous No.58162709 >>58163837 >>58163838
>>58162702
Anonymous No.58163837
>>58162709
Anonymous No.58163838 >>58163840 >>58164203
>>58162709
but,, its not canon, thoughever.
Anonymous No.58163840
>>58163838
>sharty lingo
post disregarded
Anonymous No.58164203
>>58163838
Proof?