Thread 58162391

Rape was invented by Tyrone "Ty" Phlosion in the year 157 B.C, when he lured a small child into his cave and then drugged and raped her. Wow! The more you know!

>>58162391 (OP)
source?

>>58162391 (OP)
It is only funny until it happens to your favorite. Then you see everyone turning against you when you try to defend Typhlosion. This entire community went masks off.

I don't even know why I come here if all and try to defend Typhlosion when you basically make me look like I'm covering for a pedophile.

>>58162413
simply get a better favorite

>>58162413
I love Typhlosion and I've just been enjoying all the FHoMP art

Are all typholosions pedos? What if the typholosion is younger than their partner?

>>58162522
There are no recorded instances of a Typhlosion being younger than its sexual partner

>>58162579
There are no recorded instances or Typholosion being older either

>>58162610
>Typholosion
There are, however, recorded instances of Typhlosion being older by a large margin

>>58162614
>Here's 17 pages of my head canon

>>58162413
slakingchad here. grow some thicker skin kid

>>58162413
My favorite is Emboar ironically

>>58162627
based slakingGOD

>>58162625
>There's only 1 typhlosion in existence and it's the 1 from the story

>>58162634
all typhlosion are the same

>>58162391 (OP)
That’s incorrect, it’s actually invented by a female typhlosion who lured a small child into her cave and then drugged and fucked him, it’s a common mistake, really!

>>58162712
Average female school teacher desu

>>58162712
Why couldn’t that pedo intern have just used a female typhlosion? No one give a shit when foids rape so it wouldn’t have gone viral. Typhlosion keeps its dignity, stays uncanceled, its fans aren’t constantly under attack, and the Pokephiles still get fed, everyone wins .

>>58162413
who fucking cares
touch some fucking grass I like gardevoir without wanting to fuck it

>>58162431
FHoMP?

>>58162413
if you have this much emotional attachment to a fictional species designed for kids then I can only assume you have zero social life and generally as a human being you should stop wasting our resources and kill yourself

>>58162712
GIWTWM

>>58162759
Shilldevoir didn’t have a viral smear campaign against it

>>58162413
if someone leaked a secret rape story starring galvantula i would be ecstatic

>>58162765
Female human on male Pokemon

>>58162767
>like Typhlosion
>get told to kill myself

/vp/ will try to convince you this is fair and normal.

>>58162911
>>58162420

>>58162767
Not everyone wants to have a social life. I don’t even like Typhlosion, but you waste resources too. Everyone does. The world would genuinely be a better place without any people. Not even kidding.

>>58162920
you're a colossal faggot

>>58162391 (OP)
>One typhlosion is a rapist
>That makes all typhlosions rapists
The internet is full of niggers. Why only humans get the individual over species pass?

>>58162413
If Reginald Gigas just fucking raped Aus in the forbidden lore, the community would have cheered him on. Sounds like a skill issue for typhlosionbros

>>58162911
>>58162920
Pokefags are indeed the worst fanbase, an /vp/ is a breeding ground for asshole behavior in pokefags. But if you’re feeling anything other more than a strong annoyance then it’s time to take a step back and get some fresh air. As pure ass as this meme is, and unfair as it is, at the end of the day, we’re talking about a fictional fire mustelid here. And it not even canon, Meaning it didn’t even have baring in the actual series can hate game freak and the Pokémon fanbase but getting too worked up over is plain unhealthy.

>>58162929
just wait until you learn about dolphins in the wild

>>58162920
Shitposting on 4chan > social Life
Change my mind

>>58162953
Holy shit, you're right. Every last typedo instantly BTFO

>>58162953
Holy shit you’re right, every cordy just got btfo

>>58163908
parroting is an admission of defeat

>>58162413
>It is only funny until it happens to your favorite. Then you see everyone turning against you when you try to defend Typhlosion. This entire community went masks off.

>I don't even know why I come here if all and try to defend Typhlosion when you basically make me look like I'm covering for a pedophile.

God, I hope typedos all rope you insufferable crybaby ass emo bitch. Over a damn ugly badger with fire around it's neck ..

LOOOOOOOOOOONG AGO IN A DISTANT LAND

> all the typedo forced memes have the same typing style

Discord isn’t sending her best

>>58162391 (OP)
i don't get it. if typhlosion is a pedo, then charizard is one as well? both have the same stats so they're the same pokemon

>>58162391 (OP)
Did you guys just now discover the leaks or something?

>>58163972
No, Charizard has wings. That makes it not a pedophile

>>58163971
Insane cope.
>>58162391 (OP)
>>58162420
>>58162579
>>58162941
>>58162943
Yeah sure, because these are all the same typing style.

bump

>>58162627
What Slaking did was completely justified.
That bitch was torturing Slakoth for no reason.

>>58162638
That is like saying all Lapras lust for humans and are deadbeat mothers.

>>58165450
>that's like saying [thing that is true]
i fail to see the issue

>>58165450
I don't get it.
Who's imagining this?

>>58165493
The guy, obviously. I get what you were going for... but come on.

>>58162391 (OP)
Typhlosion is not a rapist. It is a fire type pokemon that can use focus blast, gyro ball, solar beam and bulldoze if you have TMs.

>>58165536
He also learns Rape by level up