Thread 58163583

Typhlosion fans need to grow the fuck up, you don't hear slaking fans whining and that thing was involved in a rape gangbang. Do you know how hard it is being a hypno fan, i can barely find cute art it's either raping someone or getting it's teeth kicked in.

>>58163583 (OP)
>boku no sexual harassment meme

>>58163583 (OP)
Has this at least taken the heat off Hypnobros?

>>58163614
Yes. It's now a sub-joke to say that Hypno were just trying to protect the children from Typhlosion.

>>58163583 (OP)
Lmao

>>58163614
it might've

>>58163583 (OP)
>Typhlosion sank so low it is now on the same league as Hypno and Slaking
>except NOT

Being silent about it and accepting it will just make Typhlosion become a new Hypno. This cannot happen.

If Typhlosion fans start getting advice from people who like Hypno, it is already over. The only way to save Typhlosion's reputation is be aggressive as possible about Typhlosion being present in all future games and merchandise projects. Typhlosion needs to be brought up in every thread about ZA, to make players more aware of its absence.

If we accept the entire pedophile reputation that shows up if we do a single google search on Typhlosion and stop being annoying and insistant on Typhlosion being innocent, , then we'll have surrendered.

We do not need advice from the one or two people who like Slaking and (God bless) Hypno, the latter known to be the pedo Pokémon even on the pokédex.

Read my lips:
Typhlosion is a STARTER, he is a GAME SELLER, he is on a league of his own. He is the most dominant Johto starter in every popularity poll. Do not compare him to Hypno and Slaking.

>>58163657
Anon, being aggressive is the absolute worst thing you could possibly don

>>58163657
>The only way to save Typhlosion's reputation is be aggressive as possible about Typhlosion being present in all future games and merchandise projects. Typhlosion needs to be brought up in every thread about ZA, to make players more aware of its absence.
Look where that's gotten you so far, retard. You're the laughing stock of the entire community. I wonder why that is.

>>58163657
Cope

>>58163657
i'm not reading all of that
which is a shame because it's probably hilarious

>>58163657
for your sake I hope you're one of us false-flagging as a typedo

>>58163657
If it makes you feel any better, the rape images only appear on a "Typhlosion" brand-new Google search with safe-search on at number thirty-something.

>>58163667
>>58163671
>You're the laughing stock of the entire community. I wonder why that is.

Dude, think. Unless Typhlosion actually SHOWS UP and regains presence in the community with new cute art, TCG, anime and fan backing, the entire pedophile BULLSHIT (it is bullshit) will never leave the front page of Google.

You think it is retarded to be this insisting on Typhlosion? It is literally not.

If Typhlosion were a starter in ZA, there'd be a very good chance that all the Mega Typhlosion discussion would take over the front page of Google whenever a kid googled 'Typhlosion'.

Now, because they brought that ugly fucking pig, the only thing that shows up on first page of Google is still the drug and rape pedophile rabbit hole.

There is only ONE WAY to save Typhlosion, and that is to keep being loud, being annoying and being passionate about him and spread his brand. If we stop, the pedophile smear campaign will win, and TPC will forever hesitate before giving Typhlosion any attention because their new toy might make a kid Google Typhlosion's name and learn what 'rape' and 'pedophilia' is.

People stayed silent about Hypno and made him the butt end of a child kidnapper joke. Result: 30 years later, Hypno is the rapist Pokémon and can never get rid of that brand. Typhlosion is on a league of his own, and a starter cannot have this type of stigma because it severely limits his chances to appear in the future.

I want to start a changeorg to convince Nintendo to add Typhlosion to ZA and give him a mega. I am very serious about it.

>>58163717
Oops...! You lost.

this is the most forced, unfunny LARP ass meme since the whole owlfags vs barafags thing from Gen 7

>>58163717
Considering how disrespectful typedos always were towards fans of the other Johto starters, I for one welcome our new hog homie.

>>58163583 (OP)
>you don't hear slaking fans
because they don't exist

>>58163733
Reminder that no other franchise has this problems. You don’t see Digifags having to put up with this crap. You should have gatekept harder. Now this franchise of full of secondaries who rewrite history to justify blaming typhlosion for all their problems and think “typedo” is peak comedy.
You should have fought for more, now settle for less

>>58163771
ay i heard your boy typhlosion fucks kids bro i heard he touches little boys and girls lil bro

>>58163657
Holy based

This guy and keekgod are saving his reputation

>>58163717
>a mega pedophile will distract from the regular pedophilia
Weird strategy.

>>58163583 (OP)
it’s time we make hypno the doctormon

>>58163583 (OP)
>Typhlosion fans need to grow the fuck up,
I'm older than you secondary, know your place
>you don't hear slaking fans whining and that thing was involved in a rape gangbang.
What the fuck to the 2 slakingfags that have ever existed have to complain about? no one even card abouts its TWO rape stories because Typhlosino got ALL the blame.
>Do you know how hard it is being a hypno fan, i can barely find cute art it's either raping someone or getting it's teeth kicked in.
you're free to kick the ass of the cunt who ruined hypno (who ever that was), but how the fuck is that typhlosion's fault.

>>58164339
post your birthday coward, i'm in the mood to see a classic
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>>58163733
I kinda miss those times to be honest lmao

>>58164361
incineroarfags always playing up the heel role unironically made me like the pokémon when i couldn't stand it before. no matter how you look at it that's quality posting

>>58163583 (OP)
anything typhlosion is going through, vaporeon goes through 10-fold

>>58164458
Being a sexomon is nothing compared to being a rapemon. Also vaporeon has the Kanto Bonus AND the Eeveelution bonus so it get infinite shilling and love from all facets of the franchise.

>>58163717
Can I at least take advantage of this opportunity to emphasize how much Typhlosion was my first partner so TPC and Bulbapedo can go back to using the term starter?

>>58163583 (OP)
Slaking didn't do anything wrong he raped in self defense meanwhile Typhlosion drugged and groomed a young girl just to satisfy his sick pleasures

>>58163583 (OP)
What's with all the T.Diddy threads today?

>>58163771
Like this, but it’s the entire fandom

>>58164355
>he didn't do it
kek

>>58164622
Meganiumfag meltdown as the mega looks extremely ass

>>58163717
how many times are you gonna post this image

Here's a more interesting point of discussion: If one Pokémon was revealed to be a pedophile, which one would cause the biggest genuine outrage/drama on /vp/?

>>58165340
typhlosion, because its fans are rabid
we already experienced this

>>58165357
Typhlosion is just a b-list stater though. A more popular mon would really create outrage. I imagine if something like Lopunny was revealed to be a pedo. /vp/ would tear itself apart

>>58165333
This is a really funny cope, mega meganium is just meganium but with more of the shit we liked about meganium.
Pretty much every meganium fan is satisfied with this mega.

Man, I love these edits

>>58165340
Pikachu

>>58165340
Ivysaur

>>58165360
nah, lopunny fans would be into it

>>58163583 (OP)
>you don't hear slaking fans whining and that thing was involved in a rape gangbang.
Slakingfags enjoy this kind of shit though

>>58165502
This. The type of person who becomes a Typhlosion fan and a Slaking fan are different people. Typhlosion is more a 'cool' mon and Slacking is more a 'funny+power' mon. Funny mons resist being mocked because they are alredy being laughed at, and power mons can have 'getting away with anything' as part of the appeal of power. Meanwhile a cool mon is destroyed because pedophilia is one of the least cool things in existence.

>>58165643
coolfags eternally seething over funnymon CHADS

>>58165333
>Falseflag meltdown from the discucks
fixed

>>58165648
Coolfags are digifags in denial
They’re autistic man-children and the hardest group to please

>>58165340
CHARIZARD FROM... I forgot

>>58166480
>Coolfags are digifags
that's an insult? Digifags are saints compared to pokekikes.

>>58165340
i don't think any mon could have made a bigger bomb go off than typhlosion, it's a fucking autism magnet. it has to be something that successfully appeals to edgelord dweebs, furries, and normalfags. maybe lucario, i guess?

>>58166511
So are you going to stay on /v/ then or keep whining like a child on /vp/?

>>58164339
>I'm older than you secondary, know your place
Old ass faggot, you need to act your age
>you're free to kick the ass of the cunt who ruined hypno (who ever that was), but how the fuck is that typhlosion's fault.
Who said it was typhlosions fault? I just said you need to suck it up and stop being a little bitch

>>58163675
that's fucking hot though

>>58163733
you weren’t around for Corviknight and tinkaton >75 threads. Those were unadulterated cancer.

>>58166930
That was baby shit compared to the Alola starterwars. Barely even made a dent in the catalog most of the time.
SOONSTARS era was the worst the board has ever been.

>>58166930
>incineroarfags obviously taking the piss while owlfags seethe because they take shit way too seriously
>tinkatonfags obviously taking the piss while corvinightfags seethe because they take shit way too seriously
>everyone else obviously taking the piss while typhlosionfags seethe because they take shit way too seriously
come to think of it this really goes down the same way every time doesn't it

>>58166480
I like both series and im a funnymon CHAD
digimon designs are funny because they're over the top

>>58166480
Kill yourself ironyfag redditor.

>>58167200
Digimon just full commits to the bit of whatever the design is. Gun dragon? Make it a billion guns. Literal shitmon? Make an entire Shit type with ultimate angel shitmons. It just doesn't do subtle.

>>58167553
This. It's hilariously over the top, and I love it.

>>58165340
>>58166516
>it has to be something that successfully appeals to edgelord dweebs, furries, and normalfags
not exactly furries but gengar maybe?

>>58167617
Oh man. Absolutely. Even more popular with the gen 1 boost, and groomer Gengar would sting extra because Gengar is one of the poster children for 'spooky mon that is just a goofy guy'. It would feel like such a betrayal, like he was only pretending to be nice to lure you in.

>>58165340
Zoroark. It’s just a CP source of content that will forever ruin any child portrayal in the series.
>Any child skipping with Spoink?
Guess what? Zoroark is the Spoink
>Any child having something so innocent like playing with a yo-yo while mom watches?
guess what? Zoroark is disguised as the mother.
>Any child having some ice cream with grandpa?
Guess what? Zoroark is the Ice Cream

>>58167659
>stomach is that distended from 1 regional form
this meme is so retarded

>>58165357
Literally any fanbase would be rabid when attacked. the vp was having a blast torturing the few typhlsoion fans that exist. For /vp/ to be the ones outrage and seething, it would have to be a pokemon vp worships, it has to be a top tier shillmon, but it can not be a waifu since that would just make it more respected.

>>58165340
Gardevoir, Pikachu, or greninja

If greninja got a single pedophile accusation after being on ash’s team it’d be time to pack it up for their reputation

>>58168082
>Gardevoir,
that would just make gardevoir more beloved, since its a waifu,
>Pikachu
vp doesn't give a shit about Pikachu, it would just be theTyphlosion situation of the entire board dog-piling a very small group of defenders.
>greninja
PERFECT

I still have no idea what any of this is from

>>58168118
>horny Gardevoirs stalking trainers in the woods and abducting them
Already canon

>>58167989
Golurk and Anorith seem pretty popular here.

>>58167989
>>58168273
I don't think there is any Pokémon all of /vp/ likes. It's simply not possible because the opinions of anons are extreme.

>gets a fucking anniversary unit alongside the messiah CHARIZARD himself
Yeah. Typhlosion sure is hated, huh?

>>58168285
>Poison Tera Type
Uh...

>>58168285
GAME FREAK are the ones who hate Typhlosion, anon. Outside of being criminally underused in the anime, the rest of TPC has treated typhlosion neutrally by starter standard and slightly above average by the standards of Gen 2 Pokemon.

also I don't want to be that guy but this just proves DENA loves the Hisuain Typhlosion, nothing about the Johtonian one. I only mention it because its only a matter of time before someone else does, likely in a bad faith way.

>>58163717
>>58163657
Yep youre completely in the right anon! Keep fighting!