Thread 58165834

Florianbros...

>>58165834 (OP)
One of the reasons I'm still a virgin.

>>58165834 (OP)
>STD
Deserved

>>58165834 (OP)
AI ahh art

>>58165855
>we can always te-AAACKKKK

>>58165834 (OP)
all he had to do was not fuck penny, and he still did it anyway

>>58165855
huh?

>>58165855
khyle predates the ai fad

>>58165834 (OP)
>STD
I blame Gardevoir, Nemona, she never...

>>58165834 (OP)
>Fucks his classmates
>Fucks his teachers
>Probably fucked Arven or Larry
>"No problem Penny, you can shower later"
>Fucks foreigners
>Fucks Pokémon
>Fucks his own mother

I mean, what did he expect? Knock on the Devil's door, and somebody is going to answer sooner or later.

>>58165942
>Fucks his own mother
Que?

>>58165834 (OP)
Worth it

This pic causes me several mixed feelings

>>58165834 (OP)
is it really THAT bad to catch a std?

Do you guys think with the amount of sex implied to be in the Pokémon world, they have the cure for all STDs? I think the answer is obviously yes, as well as how easy abortions must be

>>58166033
A lot can fuck you up without treatment

>>58165834 (OP)
>sleeps with literally all his friends and probably some teachers too
He had it coming desu.

>>58166065
Medical technology is incredibly advanced in Pokémon, I mean you literally heal all injuries of a Pokémon by putting them in a machine for 3 seconds. You also never see anyone in a wheelchair unless they're really old, cancer also does not seem to exist. So yes, it's no problem.

>>58166101
>r*ddit filename

>>58166033
Lots of STDs are just bacterial infections, and just like any other infection, they can become life-threatening if they get out of hand. Then there's of course HIV, which is a virus that slowly destroys your own immune system, which then often leads to death through infections that your body just can't fend off anymore.

Millions of people in Europe died of syphilis in the middle ages and the early modern period. STDs are no joke.

>>58165834 (OP)
He'll recover and go back to fucking anything that moves

>>58166033
The images of what STDs can do to parts of the body (specifically the genitalia region) are still burned into my brain from health class in middle school. You do NOT want to take the chance. EVER.

>>58165834 (OP)
Who is the whore who gave our little friend Florian this horrible disease?

>>58166396
We have no idea, there's dozens of suspects...

>>58166033
I can't believe people like you are real.

>>58166396
Carmine, she got it from Drayton.

>>58166396
Ogerpon obviously

>Florian
Worst protag. I fucking hate him and hope he dies.

>>58165834 (OP)
Well he is positive, seropositive!

>>58166396
The one who doesn't bathe and fucks dogs.

>>58166530
Cope and seethe, he's one of the most powerful protagonists in the series.

>>58166545
That narrows it down to half the pokegirls in the series

>>58165834 (OP)
>HIV positive

>>58166687
Congrats anon, you understood the joke

>>58165834 (OP)
Can someone post the uncensored version?

>>58166554
Forced to make people like him

>>58165866
isn’t penny a minor

>>58166751
That's not how it works, anon.

>>58166765
she's a major whore

>>58166765
She's not real.

>>58166765
>isn’t penny a minor
And Florian fucking isn't?

For me, the guilty It's Kiki

>There are no stupid questio-
>>58166033

>>58165834 (OP)
Wait, how come Nemona is healthy while Florian is fucking dying? Wasn't she the carrier?

>>58167548
I don't know if Kiki even knows what sex is. He's definitely a kissless handholdless virgin. Carmine on the other hand....

>>58167562
Nemona is Goku, she doesn't know what kissing is, she could get married and have children and still won't know

>>58167598
>This meme again
This is the result of a mistranslation, what Goku was confused about is transferring stuff (in this case: medicine) though a kiss, not the kiss itself.

>>58165834 (OP)
The irony here is that canonically Nemona is a sick girl that SHOULDN'T be out there in the wild but she does it anyway. That stupid arm thing is not for show, throwing pokeballs does take a big toll of her frail body.

>>58167629
Dragon Ball fans aren't capable of understanding nuance. Whatever is presented to them at face value is what they believe forever.

>>58167633
Ok, maybe "sick" wasn't the correct word but she does has a weak body that can't keep up with her goku energy.

>>58167548
But who gave him the STD

>>58166396
Carmine, why is this even a discussion? She's probably been with a lot of guys in Kitakami.

>>58166394
this is why im virgin for life unless its a pokemon. pokemon cant get stds. id risk pokevirus though for some _insert non sexy pokemon here_ hole any day.

Why nobody says Lacey

>>58167562
>>58167598
>>58167629
Even if Nemona isn't as retarded as Goku, I doubt Nemona's parents would let someone defile her before putting a ring on her finger.

>>58167746
She fucked Drayton 100%
And Drayton is probably a bi slut too and fucked several students

>>58167791
That's just not right

>>58167746
>>58167886
Drayton's undoubtedly a closet homo who's uninterested in women.
Carmine's the walking epitome of prolonged female virginity.

>>58167901
>Carmine's the walking epitome of prolonged female virginity.
Penny is the only femcel in Gen 9, even though everyone here knows that she does things with her eeveelutions

>>58165855
You can say ass here nigger

Is Kieran also a boy slut?

>>58167997
He's a beta like his sister so no.

>>58167997
100%, Everyone in BB league club would fuck him hard, when he was a bratty child.

>>58165834 (OP)
HIV Positive

Which is more fanfic, this thread or smogon?

>>58165855
“AI ahhhhh” ????

>>58168039
somehow still smogon

>>58168039
Omgon

>>58167566
Carmine raped Kiki in the summer of '66...

>>58167791
Lacey fucked everyone BUT Florian

>>58165855
>coherent, readable text in one(1) language
>ai

>>58166033
You’re asking the wrong place. No /vp/ poster has ever had sex.

what's the joke?...

>>58168328
Florian fucked his Gardevoir and got an STD because fucking pokemon works like fucking chimps.

>>58165834 (OP)
I just thought he beat him to exhaustion, the std wasn't needed

>>58165834 (OP)
>STD
Who's at fault here? Nemona or Gardevoir?

>>58168464
Damn PokéRus.

>>58168486
Camera girl I'm pretty sure

>>58166033
YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER

>>58166416
>>58167554
>>58168777
What's wrong?

>>58167901
Nah, Drayton screams "bi slut" who will fuck any hole if given the opportunity. I mean he literally asks the MC on a "date" no matter if male or female MC.

>>58165841
so not only are you a virgin, you're also a coward?

>>58166765
yes and I am a literal pedophile
your point?

>>58168328
it's a pun with HIV positive

>>58166033
It definitely is depending on the scale of the symptoms and which STD you get

>>58169300
Because HIV = stay?

>>58165834 (OP)
>find this comic funny
>look artist up
>in every other comic the joke is also sex
>they're all also about trash zoomer anime
sad

>>58169320
look at the status effect

>>58169322
The joke isn't always sex, sometimes it's poop or the holocaust or other edgy shit.

>>58169324
STD = Stay = STD Positive? I still don't see the HVI thing

>>58169320
>>58169340
God you're fucking stupid.
"HIV positive" means you have tested positive for HIV, which means you have AIDS, which is an STD.
Nemona says "Stay positive" in an attempt to cheer Florian on and not lose hope, but since he is HIV positive her saying that can be interpreted as "Stay infected with HIV".

>>58165855
It's not AI, his art just reminds you of it because it's as detached and deranged as AI art.

>>58166033
It's all fun and games until your dick starts to rot.

>>58169386
But it doesn't say HIV positive? The joke would be STD positive, no HIV positive

>>58170135
Guess what HIV is

>>58170146
They are not the same thing. Not all STD are HIV

>>58168279
>coherent, readable text in one(1) language
There’s a model for that.

>>58168810
The educational system has failed you.

>>58165855
>ahh

>>58165834 (OP)
this would never happen with carmine btw

>>58169386
stop replying to something that is obviously either bait or severe autism unless you are okay with wasting your time. not every question deserves a reply.

>>58168279
Why are you acting as if Ai can't make text?

>>58165855
Fax

>>58170408
>>I am brown
Yes you are my bro

>Get proven wrong
>Proceeds to be racist
Lol, lmao

>>58170407
>>58165855
why is there no option to report posts for clear zoomer/niggerspeak?

>>58165834 (OP)
Why does Gardevoir look so worked up here?
Is that a hint?

>>58170417
talking about a self own

>>58170408
Kek

>>58170240
Are you ok anon? Are you mad? There is not an HIV joke in the OP sorry if you thought otherwise but calm down and let it go

>>58167886
>>58167746
>Carmine
She gets pissed off with little and complains that she drives literally everyone away from her with her mere presence.
A slut wouldn't display this much obvious sexual frustration.

>>58165945
>this is where I draw the line

>>58166410
well it can't be Nemona, she'd be the same

>>58167746
She canonically scares people away with her shit (cute) personality.

>>58167804
Nemona's parents canonically don't give a shit about her, they only cared for her older sister because she is gonna take over the family company. Yes, Nemona is fucking rich.

>>58165834 (OP)
Cute Gardewife

>>58166033
They're called diseases for a reason, dickrot.

>>58165834 (OP)
>the pokemon world
>filled with magical and technological wonder
>with pokemon that has healing and status curing moves
>pokemon abilities like Hydration, Healer, Natural Cure, Immunity, Shed Skin, and with the move skill swap can easily be given to others.
>and gardevoir which has heal bell and skill swap+trace

I know it a gag but would any disease be an problem in the pokemon world?

>>58170425
There is but literally nobody ever gets banned for it. I post troll shit all the time but the only ban reasons I've gotten in the past decade is "off topic" or "racism outside /b/"

>>58170559
>>58170611
She probably fucks a guy at night, the next morning she gets intense and scares the poor bastard away.

>>58170485
She gave him pokerus

>>58165834 (OP)
The comic is a one-line wordplay joke built on two meanings of “stay positive.”

Top panel: an upbeat character encouraging someone with “STAY POSITIVE!!” (i.e., keep your spirits up).
Bottom panel: an RPG-style status bar shows “Player — STD” and the person is in a hospital bed with a low HP bar. The caption “no wait..” is the embarrassed/terrified reaction.

Punchline: instead of the cheerful meaning, “stay positive” is taken literally as testing positive for an STD — which is bad — so the encouragement backfires. The contrast between the wholesome pep talk and the grim medical/RPG outcome is what makes it funny.

>>58171331
The sign is a subtle joke. The shop is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed", where feed and seed both end in the sound "-eed", thus rhyming with the name of the owner, Sneed. The sign says that the shop was "Formerly Chuck's", implying that the shop was owned by Chuck at some point. So, when Chuck owned the shop, it would have been called "Chuck's Fuck and Suck".

>>58171331
Sneed

>>58171279
Nah I think Gardevoir is mad at Nemona because she robbed her trainer's virginity and she infected him in the meantime.

>>58166033
Dunno, are cancer or lethal injuries THAT bad?

>>58171331
Sneed

>>58173296
Cancer isn't that bad, many of them are removed fairly easily.

>>58168279
You can add the text over the AI image yourself

>>58165834 (OP)
Annoying fake-edgy artist, but Nemona flexing her biceps is pretty cute.

>>58165834 (OP)
It may be a bad time, buddy Florian. But remember: Be Positive!
>*cool guitar rift*

>>58173718
Thanks anon