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Anonymous No.58167626 >>58167677 >>58167714 >>58167728 >>58167744 >>58167748 >>58167847 >>58168399 >>58168436 >>58168966 >>58171856
TerminalMontage
https://youtu.be/ybedvH-Z1a0
How accurate are his vids to the pokémeta and how entertaining are they regardless?
Anonymous No.58167677
>>58167626 (OP)
Buy an ad.
Anonymous No.58167714
>>58167626 (OP)
>TerminalIllness

ACK ACK AAAAAAAAACK
Anonymous No.58167728 >>58167811 >>58168449 >>58171860
>>58167626 (OP)
Pretty good. Reddit hates him.
Anonymous No.58167744
>>58167626 (OP)
>red's autobattler using Luxray
>not Tapu Koko Ex
Already inaccurate
Anonymous No.58167748 >>58167811
>>58167626 (OP)
I feel sorry for triangle face, always beaten with little red. But at least this time he got to see something awesome at the end.
Anonymous No.58167775 >>58167811 >>58167919
Pretty accurate, this dude actually plays. Largest discrepancy I found was using Team Rocket on Arceus when it was still benched, but that's just misplaced order of operations and not particularly an illegal move for that turn if Darkrai gets an energy placed on it first to knock Magby out THEN Arceus gets Team Rocketed. Overall it's a good representation and I thought it was going to be out of date given how it started with the meta months ago, but gradually transitioned to current meta. Darktina being the evil force he goes back to relying on when his custom made decks are stagnating is all too real for people climbing and getting fed up with losing streaks.
Anonymous No.58167792 >>58167811
>Guzzlord Ex getting more than the one Will'd coin flip
>Celebi Ex losing to Guzzlord Ex despite type weakness
Where does he get these low odd % fanfics
Anonymous No.58167811
>>58167728
Reddit can suck dick for all I care.

>>58167748
I kinda don’t. He’s a bit arrogant and his stats tell me he’s someone who uses money to win constantly.

>>58167775
I respect his research skills. Even if he needs to rely on others like Gnoggin to explain the juicy details.

>>58167792
It’s funny seeing 1% chance of losing scenarios happen
Anonymous No.58167838 >>58167980
Giratina can’t catch a break in any of these.
Anonymous No.58167847 >>58167854 >>58167865 >>58167937 >>58168035 >>58168609 >>58168820 >>58171760 >>58173173
>>58167626 (OP)
I don't like this fag and most of his animations are barely watchable due to reddit tier meme spam that feels like it's just there to please ADHD riddled children and zoomoids, but above all else, what pisses me off the most is that he takes input from an even more insufferable piece of shit in Lockstein, who's a fucking moronic Californian who huffs his own farts and whom not only does not play, but also doesn't understand Pokemon, yet calls himself an expert on any subject he talks about, several of the Battle Royale videos have the most nonsensical victories or scenarios imaginable, like lmao, Koraidon doesn't even make it to the top 4 of the Paradox one WHILE FUCKING SCREAM TAIL, A POKEMON BARELY EVEN GOOD ENOUGH TO BE PU made it into a fight against Miraidon, Flutter Mane and Iron Bundle.
Anonymous No.58167854 >>58167956 >>58168375 >>58168609 >>58168820 >>58171760
>>58167847
Some of the legendary royale results were questionable. Lugia and Necrozma were way overhyped. Meanwhile Groudon just gets flushed despite canonically being an equal to Kyogre. I think he’s just biased at times. Which is fine, but don’t call yourself an expert in that aspect.
Anonymous No.58167865 >>58167881
>>58167847
Should I have posted this in /co/ instead? Would his stuff get a better reception in a place that’s less intently focused on pokémon meta?
Anonymous No.58167881 >>58167896 >>58167907 >>58168609
>>58167865
No, you're just looking at /vp/'s stinkiest, smelliest outliers whose opinions are synonymous with diarrhea noises
Anonymous No.58167896 >>58167907 >>58167911
>>58167881
Sorry I insulted your virtual friend bwo : (
Anonymous No.58167907
>>58167881
Okay I think we’re focusing on the wrong thing. Thanks tho for bringing all this up.

>>58167896
What would you do differently if you had to write these animations?
Anonymous No.58167911
>>58167896
It's true doe
Anonymous No.58167919 >>58168098
>>58167775
This actually bothered me a lot, particularly because montage usually prides himself on accuracy and Team Rocket Grunt being used on a benched mon is just straight up fictional.
Anonymous No.58167937 >>58168375 >>58168609
>>58167847
Yeah that video was turgid dogshit and anyone that actually follows the meta knows fire tera Koraidon is top tier.
Anonymous No.58167956
>>58167854
He's the kind of dude who operates from the perspective of a casual Smogon player
>Groudon is weak to water and his weather doesn't boost his attacks so he's a worse Pokemon
Anonymous No.58167980 >>58168025
>>58167838
Good

Faggot card
Anonymous No.58168025
>>58167980
Stop, he’s already dead!
Anonymous No.58168035 >>58168375 >>58171860
>>58167847
Define Reddit tier?
Because I've seen those memes on 4chan way more than here.
Anonymous No.58168098
>>58167919
I mean Nightmare Aura was going to kill off Magby anyway so it's really not that detrimental to the suspension of disbelief of a single turn
Anonymous No.58168375 >>58168609 >>58168974 >>58171760 >>58171786
>>58167854
I love how he didn't even address Giratina in the legendary Battle Royale and overhyped Mewtwo to hell and back even though even by the time of gen 4 Mewtwo was barely usable in Ubers due to getting severely mogged by other legendaries, having Mewtwo destroy Heatran especially is hilarious given that if Metwo doesn't run Focus Blast it just straight up loses to Heatran 9 times outta 10, and even then good luck relying on Focus Miss hitting anything ever. Darkrai putting things to sleep? Nope, none of that. Half the fucking video was just Mewtwo dicksucking even though it's really not that strong compared to other legends like it's already been stated and in fact does horribly against many popular ones.
>Mewtwo killing Ho-oh with Psychic moves
>A fat Regenerator mon with 154 special defense and 106 HP with reliable recovery ever dying to Mewtwo
Fucking lmao.
Also where the fuck was Xerneas during all of that? Geomancy Xerneas still haunts Ubers to this day.
>>58167937
Even disregarding Tera Koraidon won worlds because it hits so unbeliavably hard, there's no way in hell Roaring Moon would beat Koraidon normally, yet it just does anyway, Lockstein even went out of his way to lie that Koraidon lost because of recoil, WHAT FUCKING RECOIL NIGGER?!
>>58168035
Go figure, r/stunfisk niggers love shitting up this board, they were all running damage control on /vp/ when (((Wolfe))) lost during worlds.
Anonymous No.58168399
>>58167626 (OP)
Not very because it’s based on staring at smogshit tier lists and not from playing the actual game
Anonymous No.58168436
>>58167626 (OP)
>Try Giratina Darkrai
>Can't climb
>Try something new
>It doesn't work
>Go back to Giratina Darkrai
It's painfully accurate
Anonymous No.58168449 >>58168453 >>58168483 >>58168636 >>58169243 >>58169399 >>58170331
>>58167728
They hate him because he made Kirby a christian and everytime Kirby dispells a cosmic horror with a cross they seethe. Last video had Kirby singing with a bunch of waddle dees as nuns against Facto Elfilis
Anonymous No.58168453
>>58168449
I love his Kirbo, now if only he could belt out his original series too.
Anonymous No.58168483 >>58168495 >>58168837 >>58170870
>>58168449
i hate agreeing with reddit, but for good reason
that shit is so annoying
like it was fine once even twice even but the joke got old really old
like enough already get better material
Anonymous No.58168495
>>58168483
You are the reason the joke gets funnier everytime
Anonymous No.58168609
>>58167847
>>58167854
>>58167881
>>58167937
>>58168375
Welcome to powerscaling baby, where motherfuckers don't give a shit, they just want to push an agenda that their favorite character is the strongest and is the best.
Anonymous No.58168636 >>58168841 >>58168994 >>58169415
>>58168449
Fags used to hate christcuckery on the internet back in the day, I am so sick of contrarian zoomers pushing this fucking looney desert slave cult and pretending they're totally le heckin based or some garbage for totally opposing liberalism and (((you know who))), just ignore the fact their religion was literally made by jews, is pushed by jews and has even been cited by Marx was one of the influences behind comunism in his shitty kike manifesto.
Notice how christcuck propaganda is as obnoxious and in your face as liberal crap? That's by design, christcuckery destroyed Rome like liberalism and comunism is destroying America and the world, in the exact same manner, and the same parasites are behind both.
Anonymous No.58168820 >>58168980 >>58168990 >>58169808 >>58171760
>>58167854
>>58167847
It's probably worth mentioning that Terminal just does the animations for those, the actual verdict and likely most of the key points are courtesy Gnoggin.
As for my personal opinion on them, considering the premise (taking the pokedex entries hyper literally):
>Original Battle Royale
It's fine I guess. The Magcargo thing makes a ton of assumptions about the nature of Pokeballs and mostly just exists as a scene to shill another gnoggin video, but I guess it's a convenient way of eliminating the fodder mons. The conclusion being "Ditto wins because it can copy any other mon" is technically sound enough that it's hard to really call it a "bad pick", but it's just questionable enough that the end falls flat.
>Legendary
Best of the bunch, even if the outcome is kind of a forgone conclusion. The split ending feels very much like gnoggin didn't want to just go for the obvious "Arceus wins because it's god lmao" ending, but also wasn't confident that audiences would buy a Necrozma win.
>Baby
Makes sense, keeps with the original concept and the winner makes sense. Nothing else to say.
>Mega
Kind of feels like a retread of the original, but then Rayquaza wins because it's the best according to Smogon feels like a lazy solution that's antithetical to the entire idea behind the first video.
>Gigantamax
I care about this video as much as I care about the mechanic. Which is to say I don't. Lapras won because VGC or something, which I don't mind because fuck those two furry faggots.
>Ultra Beasts
Still a bit too reliant on smogon, some Ultra Beasts got shafted as fuck, but the winner is fine enough and uses some dex logic.
>Starter
Actual dog shit. Tries to use selective game logic to give fire types an edge, Blaziken wins despite being a fragile piece of shit, dex entries were mostly ignored which defeats the purpose of these things.
>Paradox
Phoned in because new mon types we need to do a video. Ghost wins because it's a ghost and also Smogon?
Anonymous No.58168837
>>58168483
It became a meta joke at the expense of certain people the moment he released his first Kirby video and got angry comments about how Christianity is actually bad and triggering.
Anonymous No.58168841 >>58169422
>>58168636
>The religion that went against Jews is actually a Jewish religion
I heard enough. America was strongest when it was fully christian, now cry me a river
Anonymous No.58168966
>>58167626 (OP)
>Terminalmontage
>Accurate
Anonymous No.58168974
>>58168375
I thought that place was smogon only. Why would they care about vgc?
Anonymous No.58168980 >>58168990 >>58169164
>>58168820
Necrozma shouldn’t have gotten that close to begin with. It defeating Dialga/Palkia was utterly asinine, just pure hype fanfiction. I did chuckle at the moon part though. I was caught off-guard.
Anonymous No.58168990 >>58169001
>>58168820
>>58168980
There was a lot of references to alchemy in SM. So of course Ultra Necrozma had to fight Arceus
You fucking casuals
Anonymous No.58168994
>>58168636
Jesse?
Anonymous No.58169001 >>58169006
>>58168990
Sure.
Anonymous No.58169006
>>58169001
K
Anonymous No.58169164 >>58170188
>>58168980
Necrozma is way stronger than Palkia/Dialga
Anonymous No.58169243 >>58173173
>>58168449
I don't even care about the religion stuff, Kirby's just a bad meme series and this dude's ADHD animations keep coming out the more Kirby games keep getting made.
Anonymous No.58169399
>>58168449
Nah they hate him because his jokes are mostly shit
Anonymous No.58169415
>>58168636
To be honest the Bible is bullshit
Anonymous No.58169422
>>58168841
To be honest, there's no reason to believe in any gods. Sure we exist, doesn't mean we were created. In fact there's a possibility the universe always existed in some form.
Anonymous No.58169759 >>58169904 >>58170284 >>58172824
The thing I appreciate most about the Pocket videos are all the references to the GBC Pokemon TCG game. Imakuni is such an obscure part of the franchise lore at this point.
Anonymous No.58169808
>>58168820
>gnoggin didn't want to just go for the obvious "Arceus wins because it's god lmao" ending, but also wasn't confident that audiences would buy a Necrozma win.
Would have been easier to justify after PLA. His reasoning was that “Arceus is a god of light, so Necrozma can parasitize it” which was pulled out of his ass at the time, but was later hard confirmed in Legends. PLA had the same director as USUM, and it’s clear he deliberately wanted to make Arceus and Necrozma parallels anyway between the portals/totems/god of light stuff, so I think the video ended up aging well.
Anonymous No.58169900 >>58171760
Are people running Arceus with Magcargo now?
Anonymous No.58169904 >>58169917 >>58171579
>>58169759
The thought that many people play pocket but haven't played the gbc games is sickening
Anonymous No.58169917
>>58169904
Some might have played it in the 3DS VC, but otherwise I bet most missed it. I've never played the JP only sequel
Anonymous No.58170188
>>58169164
No it’s not. Outside of gameplay, probably.
Anonymous No.58170284
>>58169759
That was funnier than it had any right being I wonder if it’s also a Pink Guy reference
Anonymous No.58170331
>>58168449
I enjoy his Kirby mostly because it makes some idiots seethe
Anonymous No.58170470
Name a bigger jobber
Anonymous No.58170479
You guys are extremely jaded.
Anonymous No.58170870
>>58168483
He will make a Kirby Air Riders animation
Kirby will be Christian
He will win the race using the power of god and anime
You'll watch it anyway
Anonymous No.58171579
>>58169904
I hope we get a GBC remake, or an official translation/remake of the second game.
Anonymous No.58171760 >>58171777
>>58167847
>>58167854
>>58168375
>>58168820
the part of the problem is 1) Pokémon is multimedia with each media having different rules, 2) even with in the main series, the dex entries are so wildly different from the gameplay experience. Since the rules are so fast and lose, This is why they can cook the books to make their favorite look better,

>>58169900
I've seen people run Arceus with Heatran and Typhlosion. People usually run Magcargo completely by itself
Anonymous No.58171777
>>58171760
>People usually run Magcargo completely by itself
That's what I thought.
But my favorite brew has been running a single Magcargo in a Stokezard deck as an insurance policy.
Anonymous No.58171786
>>58168375
>NOOO MY HECKEN WHOLESOME LAVA FROG CRYPTID CAN'T LOSE TO LORE ACCURATE MEWTWO
Anonymous No.58171856
>>58167626 (OP)
hi jeremy

geno will never be in smash
Anonymous No.58171860 >>58172066
>>58167728
>Reddit hates him.

Terminal Montage is peak reddit.

>>58168035
Terminal Montage videos reek of r/Starterpack.
Anonymous No.58172066
>>58171860
Lmao stay mad forever retard
Anonymous No.58172824 >>58173032
>>58169759
Anonymous No.58173032 >>58173971
>>58172824
What, it’s not?
Anonymous No.58173173
>>58167847
>>58169243
You call it "ADHD", I call it "never missing a beat".
Anonymous No.58173971 >>58174014
>>58173032
Think they were responded to the “new art coming soon thing”
Anonymous No.58174014
>>58173971
Oh yeah. That was pretty hilarious even if I don’t get it. I’m assuming it’s a source of frustration for many.