Thread 58174921

I love sylveon and I am on a lethal combination of narcotics and GABA-ergics because I want to see her for eternity.

Cuddling with her, kissing her, making love with her, taking her on walks. going to be fucking awesome. goodbye

Can't even watch the series/show without tearing up. fuck God for making her not real

most sober sylveonbro btw

>>58174921 (OP)
I think theres a branch of Pure Land buddhism where you go to the pokemon world when you die

>no matches in /vp/ archive
>no matches in Google Image search
>no matches on TinEye
ok
see you tomorrow

>>58174921 (OP)
oops I just realized I forgot to capitalize her name. Sorry, Sylveon.

Drinking myself to death rn. took 30 3.5mg pressed xanax and im on 400mg oxy and like 100mg snorted heroin.

Get her off my mind when I'm wasted)

>>58174921 (OP)
Didn't you say you were about ti kill yourself a couple of weeks ago?

>>58174921 (OP)
I sure hope you're trolling.

>>58175110
I am not trolling. I love Sylveon so fucking much and her not being real is psychological torture.
>eating all 50 xanax bars. snorting the whole gram of heroin. finishing my bottle of goose vodka. I can't live without her I am suffering so fucking much without her.

Hi OP, I am the anon who told you to kys last time you posted here. Glad to see you're following my advice

Have you tried not being obsessed with Sylveon and not killing yourself

Hi OP, I am the anon who told you not to kys last time you posted here. Sad to see you're not following my advice

>>58174921 (OP)
Why couldn’t you be Delcapedotranny instead

>>58174921 (OP)
Ngl kinda based. I am not so desparate but still, I* catch your drift.

>>58174921 (OP)
Go shot a synagogue first godspeed you animal fucker

>>58174921 (OP)
this but lillie

>shefag suicide
It's a win! We won't miss you!

>>58174921 (OP)
most sane /vp/poster

me next

So this is why trans kill themselves

just get someone to rp as sylveon for you baby

>>58175774
I have done this. It was bondage rape btw

>>58175397
Why would I kill myself if I can ensure all sickos like OP die instead?

>>58175783
nice

>>58174921 (OP)
Sylveon will never be a women

>>58174921 (OP)
you are a giant mega faggot lusting over a four legged creature in kids franchise in your own doodoo shit.

get a girlfriend ya fuckwad.

>>58175837
Of course not! A Sylveon can't become multiple women. That's physically not possible.
If you meant "Sylveon will never be a woman", then you're also correct. Woman is a term for an "adult female human", of which Sylveon can only be the first two.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2i3ju10p1Y

Sin is when you begin to do things for yourself and nobody else.

You chose not to become a sinner; thus, your cause is just.

Finally a good thread

I was here. RIP OP we hardly knew ye

>>58176372
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jane6C4rIwc

Always. Sorry I wasn't here earlier, OP. Grey Goose is expensive. Good lad. Believe in what you believe, and dream what you dream.

>>58176382
Don’t buy grey goose btw. Costco is made from the exact same stuff, same sources, tastes the same and is cheaper + in bulk

Instead of doing that, use that passion to make Sylveon real. Create a Vtuber model, rig it up to an AI assistant, and bam, you got your own Nymphia. It's not even unrealistic.

>>58176394

What, like the Miller I'm drinking right now? Stuff's crap past the first can, but who cares after that, right?

If you can get smashed and still think about little critters that shrink down to fit in your pocket, then you are one of us.

(You're right, by the way. But if OP drank the good stuff and thought of Sylveon...)

>>58176415
AI has many answers. But sometimes one wants to scream through the place that existed back when Myspace did.

https://youtu.be/95obkJqXj2c?si=nUQzcYofA4iyNb_n&t=240

I know you can hear me on this channel, Lumie.

Chanology was the first safe space. For Great {Social} Justice, right?

If I became an adult that can still do this, then all hope that once was was lost. And thus, all things I do are invariably of worth.

Price. One day you'll find that cuts both ways.

>>58174921 (OP)
>Xanax
THC is cheaper, safer for your liver AND less addictive you spoiled retarf.

>>58175937
I am not a millionaire mobster/pirate/surgeon that's also a werewolf/vampire/sasquatch unfortunately.

Loomy stop pretending to be dead so I can kill you for good.