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Anonymous No.58177175 >>58177792 >>58177816 >>58177949 >>58179481 >>58181800 >>58182105 >>58183139 >>58184103 >>58193009 >>58193914 >>58194991 >>58196485 >>58200242 >>58201220 >>58201485 >>58207959 >>58214141
Fakemons
Post your Ideal Pokemon
Anonymous No.58177191 >>58177907 >>58202906
That's just a leopard. Where's the Pokemon part?
Anonymous No.58177199
Lol
Anonymous No.58177219 >>58193009
>chen pao at home
Anonymous No.58177240 >>58190645 >>58202927
dozer fakemon:
HP: 100
ATK: 125
DEF: 140
SpA: 50
SpD: 50
SPE: 45
Ground/Steel
gets a steel type signature move called clear away. 40 base power, 100 accuracy, add 15 base power per layer of spikes, 25 base power for stealth rocks, poison/toxics the opponent with t spikes, lowers their speed if sticky webs are up, and removes hazards.
basically a big anti-hazards mon that’s been bouncing around my brain for almost 6 years. originally i wanted something that levitated so it was immune to everything but rocks, which it 4x resists, but then i decided on the flavor. punishes hazard stack super hard, still a very solid physical tank with a notable lack of special bulk to keep it in check
Anonymous No.58177337
Anonymous No.58177345
If I were at my PC right now I'd post the normal type eeveelution wearing a crown that an anon drew for me.
Anonymous No.58177780 >>58177799 >>58177814
Catmons are the Apexmons
Anonymous No.58177792
>>58177175 (OP)
Anonymous No.58177799 >>58177908 >>58177917 >>58177948 >>58204089
>>58177780
I don't know how people like shit like this. I like being surprised when things evolve, if my fire cat just turned into the same fire cat but bigger it would fucking suck.
Anonymous No.58177814
>>58177780
Arcanine if nugen or something
Anonymous No.58177816 >>58177912 >>58177949
>>58177175 (OP)
I hate how you can instantly tell if an artist wants to fuck something solely based on how they draw it.
Anonymous No.58177907 >>58177930 >>58177985 >>58180765 >>58183607 >>58185948 >>58186017
>>58177191
pokΓ©mon should be animals
Anonymous No.58177908 >>58177934 >>58198618
>>58177799
you might be the only person in the world who doesn't check what a pokΓ©mon evolves into before adding it to your team
Anonymous No.58177912
>>58177816
lol I get what you mean
Anonymous No.58177917 >>58185718
>>58177799
You don't like 70% of the pokedex then, I take it?
Anonymous No.58177930
>>58177907
This but unironically
Anonymous No.58177934 >>58177981
>>58177908
not the anon but when SV released i deliberately did not look up rellor's evolution because it was a mon that I liked and I wanted to be surprised by what it turned into
i ended up looking up the evo method after a long while, seeing rabsca and boxing rellor for the rest of the playthrough because rabsca is fuckugly and i hate it
Anonymous No.58177948 >>58185721 >>58193937
>>58177799
The fire cat fakemon is classic bad design philosophy, but it doesn't feel that way because the art is pleasing. They all look good, but there's zero impact beyond "fire cat". In terms of idea, this could be in any mobileslop monster game. For better or worse, Pokemon's philosophy helps keep its monsters memorable.
Anonymous No.58177949
>>58177175 (OP)
>>58177816
Reminds me of Changed, and if you know that game you also know the type of person the artist is.
Anonymous No.58177981 >>58177992 >>58178040 >>58183090
>>58177934
I could understand not liking the entire line, but on the other hand, liking this fucking thing and not Rabsca is just beyond me. How is this not worse than Rabsca, who at least has the weird and mystical factor going for it and yes, has the face of an old man but doesn't look like a Gravity Falls character with Down Syndrome?

To each their own, sure, but some things I still can't wrap my head around.
Anonymous No.58177985 >>58177995
>>58177907
No they should be pocket monsters
Anonymous No.58177992
>>58177981
it was more the concept that appealed to me than the design itself, which is why I stuck with it for so long
i was hopeful that the evo would look good, until it didn't.
Anonymous No.58177995 >>58178106 >>58178640 >>58183607
>>58177985
they've clearly been trying and failing to do that so they should instead focus on something simpler like regular animals
Anonymous No.58178040 >>58178071
>>58177981
This gets an ugly pass because it makes sense for a dung beetle. the other one is just abstract shapes.
Anonymous No.58178071 >>58178091
>>58178040
>it makes sense for a dung beetle
Why? Because of the fecal aspect? I'm guessing it makes more sense to make an ugly rabbit mon because rabbits eat their own shit, then? A cute fly pokemon would also be a no-go because flies eat shit and lay eggs in it?
>rectangular, almost coffin-like body shape with spiky eyebrows, mustache and appendages
Elaborate on how any of this is "abstract", please.
Anonymous No.58178091 >>58178103
>>58178071
>I'm guessing it makes more sense to make an ugly rabbit mon because rabbits eat their own shit, then?
nice bait
>A cute fly pokemon would also be a no-go
its not out of the question but an ugly fly would also make perfect sense yes
Anonymous No.58178103 >>58178119
>>58178091
>calling it bait because I don't actually have a counter-argument
Alright man
Anonymous No.58178106 >>58178109 >>58179445
>>58177995
True raticate is more popular than charizard
Anonymous No.58178109 >>58178111
>>58178106
i love raticate but what kind of schizo headcanon is this
Anonymous No.58178111
>>58178109
The headcanon of delusional animalfags
Anonymous No.58178119
>>58178103
The fact that you identified rabbits and flies as examples people wouldn't expect to be ugly and cute destroys your own argument.
Anonymous No.58178597 >>58182880
Fire Dogs are superior
Anonymous No.58178640 >>58198630
>>58177995
Nobody actually cares about generic animal mons. Wooloo and Lechonk were fotm memes, Finizen was forgotten, Furfrou has no fans, Raticate, Ursaring, and Bibarel are never spoken about, Tauros is forgotten outside of Gen 1 comp players, and Beartic is actively disliked by anyone who talks about it. Just to name a few.
Anonymous No.58178734 >>58182901 >>58214135
We demand a a real Griffinmon or else we suibomb Nintendo HQ and Mossad style Assassinate all the executives.
Anonymous No.58179445 >>58179472
>>58178106
>still thinks we're getting gen 1 quality designs
wake the fuck up
if they tried doing raticate nowdays it would look pretty much the same
if they tried doing charizard nowdays it would look like absolute fucking dogshit (and worse than raticate)
anti-animalfags are asking too much of modern game freak
Anonymous No.58179472
>>58179445
they would both look like dogshit, they would never render a face, fur, or tail like raticate's on a modern mon. maybe up to hoenn at the latest.
Anonymous No.58179476 >>58182943
I like offshoots and regional variants.
Anonymous No.58179480
Dodrio not so much, but I would kill for that Doduo.
Anonymous No.58179481
>>58177175 (OP)
>>58174813
Anonymous No.58179483 >>58179512
A windmill objectmon as a don quixote reference
Anonymous No.58179512
>>58179483
anon that wasn't a pokemon, it was just a windmill
Anonymous No.58180765 >>58181828
>>58177907
What animal is Mr. Mime? What about Muk? Or Ghastly?
Anonymous No.58181800 >>58181835
>>58177175 (OP)
HOLY SHIT IM HAVING SO MUCH SEX WITH THAT
Anonymous No.58181828 >>58182356
>>58180765
all of those suck
Anonymous No.58181835 >>58182052
>>58181800
no you aren't, it isn't real. you can try having sex with real people though.
Anonymous No.58181884 >>58181896 >>58182948
Wish I didn't have to resort to AI for this but I'd love to see an Incense Pokemon. I could see it being some combination of Fire, Grass, Rock, Psychic or Fairy depending on what sort of angle you wanted to go with. Pic related is more so what I mean though, where the incense material or the smoke itself is the Pokemon rather than the container. Admittedly could work as simply a Sinistea/Polteageist Regional variant or convergent but I think it'd be neat if it had a split evolution that reflected different aromas. Also would be a neat way of having a Pokemon that can be found holding the Incense items naturally.
Anonymous No.58181896 >>58181899 >>58182948
>>58181884
ghost and fairy would make sense.
Anonymous No.58181899 >>58182118 >>58182948
>>58181896
I had seen plenty of Ghost ideas as well, but I'd prefer if it was based around the plant or the smoke rather than being something akin to a Genie in a bottle sort of thing, although if you wanted to go with a more humanoid angle for its evolutions I could understand the Ghost-Type inclusion.
Anonymous No.58182052 >>58182109
>>58181835
yeah, but real people and animals look gross
Anonymous No.58182105 >>58182890
>>58177175 (OP)
Anonymous No.58182109 >>58182291 >>58182912
>>58182052
don't you think it's time for psychiatric help if you truly think that? you're not supposed to find other members of your own species gross, thus excluding any chance of engaging in sexual activity with them. that's not a healthy sign
Anonymous No.58182118
>>58181899
well I just said ghost because it's usually what game freak defaults for smoke type Pokemon. Giratina, for instance, represents the gas state of matter and is a ghost type, while Dialga represents solids with steel and Palkia represents liquids with water (obviously)
Anonymous No.58182291
>>58182109
no, therapy is fucking gay, and I'd rather make myself better for my future nonhuman wife, however she comes into existence. only normalniggers care about how you're supposed to feel
Anonymous No.58182356
>>58181828
YOU suck
Anonymous No.58182507
Anonymous No.58182880 >>58187118
>>58178597
Why is it so obvious to me that this guy is a blatant Lycanroc clone down to stealing his facial structure 1:1?
Anonymous No.58182890
>>58182105
>meanwhile in an alternatywlle universe where the concept of furrymons died-off naturally after Blaziken didn't manage to subvert GF's initial expectations…
Anonymous No.58182901 >>58182951 >>58182963
>>58178734
Personally I would've been perfectly fine if Mega Silvally was real and based on a gryphon.
Anonymous No.58182912
>>58182109
NTA but I will never find any human femoid desirable as long as no-fault instant divorces and forced wallet rape via alimony aren't outlawed in the west.
Anonymous No.58182943
>>58179476
that's actually really solid. Would prefer it had a secondary type too though.
Anonymous No.58182948
>>58181884
>>58181896
>>58181899
I like it, and I think ghost would end up being used anyway just because of its incorporeal nature but I totally get the appeal of a different type combo. I would make it fire/ghost imo.
Anonymous No.58182951 >>58187136
>>58182901
looks like a zoid. But in a good way. How would a mega silvally work with the type held item gimmick though? have a key item that changes the mega stone from a Silvallite-Fire to a Silvallite-Fairy or Silvallite-Steel or whatever? That would be a cool way of doing it.
Anonymous No.58182963 >>58182976
>>58182901
Should just be regular evo, not everything needs to be a mega.
Anonymous No.58182976 >>58187136
>>58182963
I'd prefer silvally get a mega because then type:null can get a baby. And the silvally mega could even have a different ability than RKS system if it just megas into a specific type.
Anonymous No.58183074 >>58183082
Snake starter
Anonymous No.58183082
>>58183074
unironically looks better than skeledirge just because the flames look vaguely like the hood of a cobra now lmao
Anonymous No.58183090
>>58177981
Minecraft Villager-beetle. It trades emeralds for shit balls.
Anonymous No.58183139
>>58177175 (OP)
More waifumons.

Real answer: more artificial Pokemon. I like the concept of Magearna and Porygon, where people outright made a whole Pokemon from scratch. I guess Type: Null counts? I dunno.
Anonymous No.58183413 >>58183421
More Doggies
Anonymous No.58183421
>>58183413
amaterasu at home
Anonymous No.58183607 >>58183614
>>58177907
>>58177995
Why are you into PokΓ©mon? Quit interacting with the franchise, it's not for you. You're just setting yourself up for constant disappointment. You're never getting what you want.
Anonymous No.58183614 >>58183622
>>58183607
Red and Blue are the greatest games ever
Anonymous No.58183622 >>58183625 >>58183679 >>58184355 >>58196457
>>58183614
Is that so? Which animal is this?
Anonymous No.58183625
>>58183622
Jew
Anonymous No.58183679
>>58183622
Possum yokai
Anonymous No.58183716
Dogs are fire
Anonymous No.58183719 >>58215435
Felt like we could use another Tapu since it seems like their existence is tied to their Island.
What if just like Hawaii a seamount erupts like south east of Akala and out pops a baby Tapu.
A little sister to the other four. I call her Tapu Ahinu. Based on the Pele myth, she is a Fire Fairy type with the body of a Salamander that grows wild black hair down her back and "tail" these hairs glow with fire energy and can break off and cause fires around her. Her shell is fresh and glowing with energy like lava that collapses into a three way shell when she closes, the shape of which resembles a a womans head with her hair and "tail" coming from the top to look like a smoky volcano. She would also be smaller then other Tapu be fitting her "new born nature"
Anonymous No.58184103 >>58184121 >>58184200 >>58204464
>>58177175 (OP)
>Post your Ideal Pokemon
I want a true werewolf Pokemon. Not what Midnight Lycanroc tries to be, where it's a 4' tall, skinny, and weak both in-game and competitively.
Something that is an actual werewolf monster. And one that's actually useful both in-game and competitively.
>Design
Large and imposing. 2m tall minimum, 200kg minimum. Basically as big and heavy as Tyranitar.
Should not look like a fursona. But an actual, classical werewolf monster. Obviously it has to look like a Pokemon, but you get my point.
>Type
Dark/Fairy.Perfect typing for a werewolf given both types are affiliated with the moon and its weaknesses line up with traditional werewolf ones.
(Poison = Wolvesbane; Steel = Silver; Fairy = The full moon itself which causes werewolves to lose control)
Plus its a deadly offensive combo that we've only seen on one line that isn't great offensively.
>Abilities
Intimidate because it's supposed to be an intimidating werewolf monster.
New Hidden Ability called "Healing Factor" that's basically Leftovers as an ability (Heals 1/8 health after each turn)
Then maybe something like Tough Claws as an additional ability.
>Stats
Strong offensive focus. 130 Attack minimum, around 100-115 Speed. Minimal Special Attack.
BST should be at least 525 (Lucario's BST) to 550 (Ursaluna's BST), but 600 to match pesudo-Legendaries would be cool, too.
>Moves
Dark: Crunch, Knock Off, Sucker Punch, Parting Shot
Fairy: Play Rough, Moonlight, *Lunar Lash
*Lunar Lash: Physical, 75BP, 100% Accuracy - If the target Pokemon has any lowered stats, the power of this move is doubled
Other: Earthquake, Close Combat, Bulk Up, elemental fangs, etc.

There's not a ton of perfect Dark/Fairy Fakemon artwork out there, but pic rel is decent.
Anonymous No.58184121 >>58184218
>>58184103
Love the first stage a lot, and I think it loses its specific appeal when it evolves
Anonymous No.58184145 >>58184193
a deer with an ass
Anonymous No.58184193 >>58184233
>>58184145
thanks for reminding me of assdeer, i know what i'm gooning to tonight
Anonymous No.58184200 >>58184218
>>58184103
Thats a kingdom heart
Anonymous No.58184201 >>58184885
me too!
Anonymous No.58184211 >>58184892 >>58204464
The final stage of my Thunderbird pseudo-legendary line.
Anonymous No.58184218
>>58184121
Fair enough. There's other routes one could go down for Dark/Fairy. Pic rel gets a pass due to the Red Riding Hood motif.
Most other werewolf fakemon I've seen are Dark/Ice, Dark/Fighting, etc. I'm looking specifically for Dark/Fairy.
>>58184200
Is it? I never played Kingdom Hearts.
Anonymous No.58184233 >>58184767
>>58184193
Find Jesus.
Anonymous No.58184355 >>58184382
>>58183622
did you not read the rest of my replies?
back in red and blue they were good enough at designing creatures that they could try to make cool non-animals. not anymore
Anonymous No.58184382 >>58184758
>>58184355
God the nostalgia cock is balls deep in your ass. Get over yourself. You're chasing a dragon that will never exist and basically never existed in the first place.
Anonymous No.58184635 >>58184649
Me as a pokemon
Anonymous No.58184649 >>58184898
>>58184635
Looks more like a Purrely
Anonymous No.58184758 >>58184779 >>58184800
>>58184382
>guys pokΓ©mon designs totally haven't decreased in quality guys
go play with your literal gay duck
Anonymous No.58184767 >>58184780 >>58184897
>>58184233
did i win? what's my reward?
Anonymous No.58184779 >>58184786
>>58184758
Thanks, I will.
Hope you can move on and stop being misarable one day by being a fan of something you actually enjoy.
Anonymous No.58184780
>>58184767
holy shit there he was I was looking for hours
Anonymous No.58184786
>>58184779
holy shit it's the world's first Quaquaval fan
Anonymous No.58184800 >>58184811
>>58184758
Anonymous No.58184811 >>58184824 >>58185229
>>58184800
if they made this today one would have a mustache one would have buck teeth one would have spirally eyes and one would have a top hat
Anonymous No.58184819
>unrionically defending literally a bunch of eggs with angry eyes
Ok this thread has to be bait
Anonymous No.58184824 >>58184833
>>58184811
Okay. And how does that relate to the """"quality"""" of original Exeggcute?
Anonymous No.58184833 >>58184852
>>58184824
original Exeggcute is innofensive and unique. It doesn't come across as self-aware humor like a modern equivalent would.
Anonymous No.58184852 >>58184884
>>58184833
>inb4 "b-b-but it's supposed to be inspired by ganguro!!!"
Yeah, sure. Fact of the matter is, it's still a humanoid pokemon with comically-large lips, breasts and uncanny human hair. But you're still gonna act as if this isn't "self-aware humor" as you put it, right?
Anonymous No.58184884 >>58185164
>>58184852
yeah Jynx sucks, but you're just proving my point that it's easier to fuck up non-animal designs.
Jynx was an outlier back then. Nowadays EVERY non-animal pokemon looks like Jynx
Anonymous No.58184885 >>58185713
>>58184201
Forgot all about the queen of VeePee, Assdeer
Anonymous No.58184892
>>58184211
Not bad. You gonna color it?
Anonymous No.58184897
>>58184767
Lole
Anonymous No.58184898 >>58185356
>>58184649
Purrely is a cute fakemon
Anonymous No.58185164 >>58185975 >>58212907
>>58184884
>Nowadays EVERY non-animal pokemon looks like Jynx
So all the plant pokemon too? The objectmons as well? The more abstract monsters like Glimmet/Glimmora?
No. There wasn't a "decrease in quality"; the only things that changed are not only (You), but also how pokemon are fundamentally designed (they're generally less sharp and less detailed, for example). Besides that, it's always been the same. Objectmons? Check. Jobmons? Check. Literally my mom's bird/rodent/etc? Check. Weird humanoids? Check. Back then, some people were appalled by what (You) thought was good, and today, some people like what (You) think is bad. Accept that it's all ultimately subjective and move on.
Anonymous No.58185229
>>58184811
he's right you know
Anonymous No.58185356
>>58184898
Purrely Sleepeon
Anonymous No.58185713
>>58184885
She's still the queen of my heart.
Anonymous No.58185718 >>58185731 >>58211428
>>58177917
Everyone dislikes 70% of the pokedex
Anonymous No.58185721 >>58185724
>>58177948
>The fire cat fakemon is classic bad design philosophy
True charmander just gets bigger without adding anything else to the design
Anonymous No.58185724
>>58185721
I don't think you quite understood what he was saying
Anonymous No.58185731
>>58185718
That's extremely wrong and you seriously need to reconsider your stance on PokΓ©mon if you think that
Anonymous No.58185849 >>58185858 >>58185863 >>58185889 >>58198322 >>58198649 >>58204486
Non furry fetish degen Anubis Lucario.
Anonymous No.58185858
>>58185849
>not fetish
Uhhh
Anonymous No.58185863
>>58185849
to late, I'm already fucking your fake mom, try again homo
Anonymous No.58185889
>>58185849
neat, would be cool if they introduced something like this as an "ecologically similar" pokemon and gave it a rivalry with lucario either in the lore or in the anime or something.
Anonymous No.58185933 >>58185944
Literally just a Carnivine evo that goes in a biollante/otherworldly horror aspect
Anonymous No.58185944 >>58186075
>>58185933
sound excellent. What typing would you prefer? I think Grass/Dark would be fun but only if it had an ability that gave it an immunity to Bug. Might be cool if it had something that TRAPPED the enemy if hit with a bug move (and immune obv) so that it could punish the ubiquitous U-Turn users, especially choiced ones. That might be sick.
Anonymous No.58185947 >>58187145
stumbled upon these just now, I love the orbital strike octillery
Anonymous No.58185948
>>58177907
Pokemon are magic animals
Anonymous No.58185975 >>58187190
>>58185164
>There wasn't a "decrease in quality"
not even reading the rest. stop wasting my time
Anonymous No.58186017
>>58177907
Too based for this board
Anonymous No.58186075 >>58186399
>>58185944
Grass/Psychic, ability called [Honeypot] that, yeah, makes the user immune to all bug moves, and traps those that hit it with a contact bug-type move.

Easily 100+ HP, 115-120 Attack, 95-110 in both Defenses, 65 or lower Special Attack, and what, 40 Speed or so? Shouldn't be super busted IMO.

Psychic has been the space type for a while now, from Jirachi, Lunatone, and Deoxys, to Orbeetle and Elgyem, and I don't mind it staying that way with Swamperror/Carneyonder/whatever name fits best.
Anonymous No.58186301
Water Furret
Anonymous No.58186399
>>58186075
wait did you and I independently come up with a bug immune+ trapping ability for it? that's crazy, it must be such a natural fit for it. Hope it happens bro.
Anonymous No.58187118
>>58182880
don't forget manectric 2
Anonymous No.58187136 >>58194683
>>58182951
>>58182976
whatever abillty it gets after megaing would determine whether it's busted or useless. If we're generous and give silvally like 30 in each offensive stat (atk/spatk/spe) and just toss 5 in each defense it becomes 95/125/100/125/100/125. So, what ability would be fair? Adaptability? Sheer Force? Beast Boost might be a great one and thematic actually. I say that one.
Anonymous No.58187145
>>58185947
wow those are horrendous
Anonymous No.58187190
>>58185975
That's fine, anon, keep being a retard. I don't care enough to force you to read more than you can handle.
Anonymous No.58187329 >>58187333 >>58187351 >>58198474
Anonymous No.58187333 >>58188809
>>58187329
>lust-provoking irrelevant image
Anonymous No.58187351 >>58188809
>>58187329
the sex creature
Anonymous No.58187479 >>58188529 >>58194965
Anonymous No.58188529 >>58188793 >>58188943 >>58189363
>>58187479
why do women love obese animals?
Anonymous No.58188793 >>58188957
>>58188529
It's just fluffy you moron
Anonymous No.58188809
>>58187333
>>58187351
die
Anonymous No.58188943 >>58188957
>>58188529
turn on your monitor
Anonymous No.58188957
>>58188793
I was obviously joking because it’s a chibi, but I’m right about women loving fat animals
>>58188943
>you’re fat but women love you
you didn’t think this one through
Anonymous No.58189316 >>58189536
Another Fakemon I really want to see is a cross-gen evolution for Mightyena. I've been back-and-forth in my head about what I'd like to see for it, and think I've settled on an idea.
>Type
Dark/Poison
Hyenas IRL are borderline scavengers and are uniquely resistant to diseases, including rabies. So thematically it makes sense for Mightyena.
>Abilities
Swap Quick Feet for Strong Jaw, keep Intimidate and Moxie
Hyenas are well-known for their insane bite strength. Plus, Mightyena already has several biting moves. And again it makes sense thematically.
>New moves
Dark: Jaw Lock, Parting Shot
Poison: *Scavenge, Gunk Shot, Dire Claw, Toxic, Gastro Acid
Scavenge - Physical, 85BP, 100% Accuracy - Deals damage and heals the user 50% of the damage dealt.
>Stats
Only thing I'm still iffy on.
Attack: 90 -> 130 (+40)
BST: 420 -> 520 (+100)
Not sure where to put the remaining 60 points. Could dump most/all of it into Speed, or focus on its bulk given how strong Dark/Poison is defensively.
Only issue with the more defensive option is that it'd almost match Overqwill's stat spread exactly. And Overqwill isn't great.
Suggestions/feedback is welcome.
Anonymous No.58189363
>>58188529
That's a stoat with a winter coat you dribbling twit.
Anonymous No.58189536
>>58189316
could give it primarily special defense to differentiate it, and could even pull from speed like a lot of evos do in order to make it bulkier.
Anonymous No.58189645 >>58200933
Anonymous No.58190532 >>58191028
Anonymous No.58190645 >>58198304
>>58177240
lmao based
Anonymous No.58190944 >>58190946 >>58199072
Grass-type Legendary trio representing the three friends of winter (plum, bamboo, and pine).
Crane: Grass/Flying
Turtle: Grass/Steel
Deer: Grass/Psychic
Anonymous No.58190946
>>58190944
Shiny
Anonymous No.58190948
>>58174813
>>58174813
>>58174813
Anonymous No.58191028
>>58190532
what a sex fiend
Anonymous No.58191269
I am invisible...
Anonymous No.58191685
Pokemon will never get into this Aesthetics in our timeline
Anonymous No.58192113 >>58192123 >>58192125
Anonymous No.58192123 >>58192136
>>58192113
You keep posting this shit, I'm guessing your "ideal pokemon" is something that doesn't look like a pokemon at all?
Anonymous No.58192125 >>58192146
>>58192113
This is just a cartoon cat you weird phoneposting indian
Anonymous No.58192136
>>58192123
I'm pretty sure OP is trolling at this point
Anonymous No.58192146
>>58192125
What what you can see my location and how can I turn it Off
Anonymous No.58193009
>>58177175 (OP)
>>58177219
Shien-Pao, Fren-Pao, or whatever have you.
Anonymous No.58193024
Anonymous No.58193875 >>58194078
Normal/Ghost
Anonymous No.58193914
>>58177175 (OP)
Thats not a pokemon
Anonymous No.58193937 >>58194143
>>58177948
i feel like fire is kind of just a hard type to work with in general, especially in regards to starters. water and grass are easy, you have animals that live in water, and animals that live in forests or grasslands or whatever. but what do you do with fire?at most you've really only got hot climates like deserts. fire as a whole doesn't really come up too much in nature.
Anonymous No.58194078
>>58193875
always been a fan of the generic bedsheet ghost being a ghost/normal type. Make it weak or something sure, I don't mind, I'd even take a castform stat distribution of 70 across the board, but it'd be fun.
Anonymous No.58194143
>>58193937
tons of animals deal with fire periodically. Box turtles burrow underground to avoid forest fires. Some birds actually START forest fires on PURPOSE (picrel: firehawk). Bombardier beetle. Rams have been associated with fire for millenia, and goats jump into flames to clear parasites. Bulls can be tied to the Brazen Bull that people have been asking for for over a decade. Literal fire ant. Rattlesnake whose venom burns like fire, plus rattle tail that makes sparks. Steel wool sheep. There are certainly plenty more that would be completely fine. Not even mentioning obvious, surface-level stuff like the pheonix.
Anonymous No.58194683
>>58187136
>Beast Boost Mega Silvally with whatever type you want
that would actually be kino, I really wish they didn't swap megas for z-moves in gen 7. Could even play it up as them investigating the mega stones as a way to improve their creation and getting closer to reaching Arceus' level with their creation. And incorporating Beast Boost would show them adopting the UB studying into their research. It would be supremely cool. I hope if they ever touch gen 7 we get a baby type null and a mega just like this.
Anonymous No.58194819 >>58194827
Anonymous No.58194827 >>58194881
>>58194819
imagine using it like an onahole
Anonymous No.58194881
>>58194827
way ahead of you
Anonymous No.58194947 >>58195309
>no ice or ice/normal husky
Bros... it's joever....
Anonymous No.58194965
>>58187479
We almost had this.
Anonymous No.58194991
>>58177175 (OP)
For me, it's a cute normal type Alpacamon, literally my mom's alpaca preferred
Anonymous No.58195309
>>58194947
I expect that sooner rather than later, they like introducing literallymymom'sdogmons every few gens.
Anonymous No.58195396 >>58195460
I'd want a new Halloween pumpkin Pokemon. Pumpkaboo was so cute but Gourgeist looks like shit
Anonymous No.58195460
>>58195396
honestly surprised they went with ghost/grass for it instead of ghost/fire. If I were to do it, I'd have it be an alt method of evolution for Litwick. Certain "berries" in whatever region have faces carved into them, and people would put candles in them. Then someone got a litwick and put it in there, silly magic pokemon excuse here, it evolves into Lit-o-tern or whatever name and becomes fire/grass instead of fire/ghost. Something something the berry has life energy and fulfills all of litwick's needs of succing the life energy out something something evolutionary energy. Then it can just level up again to get an equivalent final stage where it promotes the growth of more of the berries, fully commiting to the life energy angle. Would be especially lore-friendly because you could give it various berry-related abilities, which would be reminiscent of candy or something. There's a lot of options there.
Anonymous No.58195657 >>58195749
Anonymous No.58195749 >>58198231
>>58195657
those names are straight trash, just random sounds related to the inspiration mushed together.
Anonymous No.58196446
I know we'll never have one but I'd love to see GF lean a bit into the "lovecraftian/sci-fi horror monster" like the Tyranids or the Xenomorph.

Not full horror of course, it's still pokemon, but they can do some creepy stuff, so why not push the cursor a biiit further?
Anonymous No.58196457 >>58196470
>>58183622
That is a goat, he is baphomet
Anonymous No.58196470
>>58196457
>That is [headcanon]
Anonymous No.58196485 >>58196506 >>58204394
>>58177175 (OP)
>THAT artstyle
kill yourself changedfag, go groom children elsewhere
Anonymous No.58196490 >>58196506 >>58204394
kys
Anonymous No.58196491 >>58196506 >>58198625 >>58204394
bleed out
Anonymous No.58196493 >>58196506 >>58204394
become an hero
Anonymous No.58196506 >>58201260
>>58196485
>>58196490
>>58196491
>>58196493
you look at least as deranged and autistic as the guy you're calling out
Anonymous No.58198231 >>58199764
>>58195749
blisswul is fine, because you can stretch a beowulf connection
Anonymous No.58198304
>>58190645
thanks anon, i was beginning to think no one was gonna respond to mine lol
Anonymous No.58198322
>>58185849
>Lucario if it were really fucking boring
Yeesh
Anonymous No.58198474
>>58187329
bnuuy
Anonymous No.58198618 >>58199049
>>58177908
Playing the games unspoiled is way more fun, I've been doing that since gen 8 and it's great. There's a reason GF has been revealing less of the dex nowadays.
Anonymous No.58198625 >>58199056 >>58201157
>>58196491
>complaining about feral
>on /vp/ of all boards
Anonymous No.58198630
>>58178640
>Furfrou has no fans
I like Furfrou, it was a fun mon to use in game and the gimmick forms are cute.
Anonymous No.58198649
>>58185849
Lucario if way fucking cooler
Anonymous No.58198696 >>58200918
Anonymous No.58199049 >>58199084
>>58198618
I think it's way too risky to evolve a mon into something I don't like
Anonymous No.58199056
>>58198625
the majority of users will always be people that simply enjoy playing the games, no matter how much pornies like to cry about it
Anonymous No.58199072
>>58190944
I like the antelope
Anonymous No.58199084 >>58199216
>>58199049
Why? If you don't like it just box it and catch something else. The games are also a lot more fun if you just lots of different Pokemon, I used nearly every new mon in my Scarlet playthrough.
Anonymous No.58199098 >>58199202 >>58199226 >>58200921 >>58204176 >>58205093
Pick your starter!
Anonymous No.58199202 >>58199281 >>58204132
>>58199098
fuck off david
Anonymous No.58199216 >>58199265
>>58199084
eh I guess if I really like the games and have a lot of time to kill I could go for that
Anonymous No.58199226 >>58199281
>>58199098
notto disu shitto againu
Anonymous No.58199265
>>58199216
In the modern games it takes basically no time at all to train up a new Pokemon, rotating your team around is what they're designed for.
Anonymous No.58199281 >>58199544
>>58199202
>>58199226
Hey, be nice.
Anonymous No.58199544 >>58199588
>>58199281
No. Fuck David and his 1000 starter remakes.
Anonymous No.58199588
>>58199544
He hasn’t been remaking starters in a while.
Anonymous No.58199764
>>58198231
but beowulf isn't a wolf though lmao
Anonymous No.58199800 >>58199820
Anonymous No.58199820
>>58199800
sex creature...
Anonymous No.58200205
Anonymous No.58200242 >>58200509 >>58200694
>>58177175 (OP)
One idea that's been bouncing around in my head: An atom Pokemon. It can be any of the 18 types, and it evolves into a molecule when certain conditions are met while you have two of them in the party. The one that evolves absorbs the other one and its type, kind of like Shedinja in reverse.

This makes it the only Pokemon to have not only every type, but also every type *combination*.

I imagine it'd probably have to be a mythical just like Arceus, and it'd fit thematically, considering the running theme that mythicals had for the first few generations, with Mew and Deoxys representing genetics and Arceus representing creation
Anonymous No.58200509 >>58200587 >>58200790
>>58200242
this is the type of idea that everyone rolls their eyes at because it's such an obvious "look it's EVERY TYPE!!!" gimmick. Same reason everyone hates terapagos's oc donut steel tera stellar type nonsense.
Anonymous No.58200587 >>58200627
>>58200509
Alright then smartass what type would you make it
Anonymous No.58200627
>>58200587
Normal/Steel.
Anonymous No.58200694
>>58200242
an atom pokemon that's any combination of types is kinda lame, I agree. I would probably focus on the radioactive isotope aspect as I think that's a way more interesting angle. Maybe Poison/Steel?
Anonymous No.58200790
>>58200509
No one cares about Stellar type.
Anonymous No.58200918
>>58198696
Man this one is phenomenal. Would absolutely use this unit on a team.
Anonymous No.58200921 >>58200989 >>58208742
>>58199098
I pick the one you KILLED
Anonymous No.58200933 >>58204650
>>58189645
I don't see this as a Pokemon but it is a very good boy and I would love it forever
Anonymous No.58200938 >>58201243 >>58201518
Hate the typing (Dark/Ice), but I love the designs.
Anonymous No.58200989
>>58200921
middle stage is kind of fun. I like that its belly looks like a smug grin.
Anonymous No.58201142
Objectmons
Anonymous No.58201157
>>58198625
and not only feral but also the whole fact that the artist is a pedophile and a zoophile too
Anonymous No.58201220 >>58201434
>>58177175 (OP)
one person or a handful or redditors cant design a pokemon the same as a full boardroom of japanese marketers, artists, and game designers, it just aint gonna happen so why do you persist with embarassing yourself?
Anonymous No.58201243 >>58201432
>>58200938
>let's add ice crystals
>not ice type
Anonymous No.58201260
>>58196506
maybe, but not nearly as morally bankrupt
Anonymous No.58201432
>>58201243
???
Anonymous No.58201434 >>58202238
>>58201220
some fakemon designs are leagues better than what we get from gamefreak. Just because you see a lot of bad designs doesn't mean there aren't also plenty of good ones. You're a bootlicker if you can't accept that.
Anonymous No.58201485 >>58203950
>>58177175 (OP)
Anonymous No.58201518 >>58202888
>>58200938
Anonymous No.58201788
Anonymous No.58202082
>I wish PokΓ©mon looked like the most generic cute animal blobs
What the fuck is wrong with you? Is it even possible to have taste this shit?
Anonymous No.58202238 >>58203948
>>58201434
if only those mythical good fakemon designs got posted here more often so I wouldn't lose all hope in fakemon designers
Anonymous No.58202381 >>58202418 >>58203956 >>58212914
Anonymous No.58202418
>>58202381
Don't really like how the banana peel on the first form makes it look like it has a nose but the evolution is great
Anonymous No.58202888
>>58201518
That one's a classic.
Anonymous No.58202906
>>58177191
It has anime eyes. Good enough for TPC
Anonymous No.58202927
>>58177240
Evolves by giving it metal coat. Name it Heemdozer, and have it as a pokemon you gotta fight like Snorlax. It's an obstacle that's blocking you in the same street as the municipal building
Anonymous No.58203948
>>58202238
>I love sucking gamefreak cock the only good designs are the pool toy flamingo and iron dildo hurr durr
Anonymous No.58203950
>>58201485
sex creature...
Anonymous No.58203956
>>58202381
I don't normally like designs like this but it feels like it was pulled off with care, and the names are actually pretty good. I could see them being actual GF designs, and being better than several others in their gen.
Anonymous No.58204089
>>58177799
retards like you are the reason why there's shitty human-job starter evolutions these days
Anonymous No.58204132
>>58199202
sneed
Anonymous No.58204176
>>58199098
I pick the Octorok
Anonymous No.58204289
Anonymous No.58204326
>58184233
Why does Jesus look like a European nobleman instead of a Middle Eastern craftsman?
Anonymous No.58204394
>>58196485
>>58196490
>>58196491
>>58196493
uh oh dobby dob having another melty
Anonymous No.58204464 >>58206804
>>58184103
here you go bud, stats for free
>540 BST version
95 HP
135 ATK
90 DEF
45 SpA
75 SpD
100 SPE

>pseudo version
105 HP
140 ATK
95 DEF
60 SpA
85 SpD
115 SPE
>>58184211
you too, anon
100 HP
80 ATK
80 DEF
130 SpA
90 SpD
120 SPE
Anonymous No.58204486
>>58185849
This is just Lucario in Eeveelution form
Anonymous No.58204541 >>58215437
Anonymous No.58204650 >>58205041 >>58205064
>>58200933
Shut the fuck up you reddit faggot
Anonymous No.58204949
Anonymous No.58205041 >>58205067
>>58204650
rude
Anonymous No.58205064 >>58205067
>>58204650
>using slurs
Yeah we don't do that here
Anonymous No.58205067 >>58205079 >>58206356
>>58205041
>>58205064
Kill yourself you samefagging nigger
Anonymous No.58205079
>>58205067
Yikes
Anonymous No.58205093 >>58206472
>>58199098
Anonymous No.58206356
>>58205067
You first autist
Anonymous No.58206472
>>58205093
>Wojakposting outside of the designated site
pls go away
Anonymous No.58206804 >>58206829
>>58204464
>here you go bud, stats for free
>>540 BST version
>95 HP
>135 ATK
>90 DEF
>45 SpA
>75 SpD
>100 SPE
>>pseudo version
>105 HP
>140 ATK
>95 DEF
>60 SpA
>85 SpD
>115 SPE
Eyy I like them thank you very much
Anonymous No.58206829 >>58207106
>>58206804
can you stat this one with abilities and atks? please
Anonymous No.58207106 >>58208443
>>58206829
Not that anon but
>60 HP
>130 Atk
>110 Def
>65 SpA
>65 SpD
>95 Spe
Just Sylveon's stats but flipped, it doesn't really look like a physical attacker but I think it makes sense as a thematic mirror. Could justify it with some lore about how it acts regal but is quick to go into a rage or something, like a typical dragon.
>Anger Point/Dragon's Maw
Anger Point fits in with the rage concept I mentioned, and Dragon's Maw is just a strong ability to try and make it somewhat decent. It also match's Sylveon's abilities of "rare effect when you get hit" (Cute Charm) and "STAB power booster" (Pixiliate). I didn't want to just make a Dragonate ability because that felt too predictable.
Anonymous No.58207532 >>58207724 >>58207963 >>58208742 >>58213642
Anonymous No.58207724
>>58207532
this revision of the middle stage is worse than the previous version. Bring back the vertical lines. Otherwise I prefer the octo line heavily. Maybe reengineer this into a bomardier beetle or diving beetle to make it fire or water?
Anonymous No.58207927 >>58207934
Anonymous No.58207934
>>58207927
Literally my momma's Okami y Negro
Anonymous No.58207938
Anonymous No.58207942 >>58208339
Anonymous No.58207945
Anonymous No.58207959 >>58208408
>>58177175 (OP)
Anonymous No.58207963 >>58213909
>>58207532
It's a shame that we won't have any bug type starters. They're not marketable enough.
Anonymous No.58208339 >>58208385
>>58207942
>Cerberit
>is clearly an orthrus
NGMI.
Anonymous No.58208385 >>58208725
>>58208339
Must be some Atlus/DDS thing. I mean, Cerberus is meant to have 3 heads, and they make/made him with only one. Which is always weird.
Anonymous No.58208408
>>58207959
nice slop
Anonymous No.58208443
>>58207106
thanks!
Anonymous No.58208591
SES
Anonymous No.58208725
>>58208385
If I remember it's because in the first game and I think(not sure on this one) the cerberus that shows up is the protagonists dog after being fused with a demon so they gave him only one head and they decided to stick with that design
There are some games where they go with a 3 headed design like Soul Hackers, Digital Devil Saga and Persona 3
They also have made jokes on it with the demon conversations you can have
https://youtu.be/WhxjHU-HJho?si=Cv1Bxq4tNQ41RVo0
https://youtu.be/mqknwyKvXUU?si=itpMbNAVHnWl_7g1 (at 1:18)
Anonymous No.58208742
>>58207532
Prefer the ORIGINAL, DAVID >>58200921
Anonymous No.58209652
Treetle redesign
Anonymous No.58209660 >>58209832 >>58210306 >>58212868
Anonymous No.58209832
>>58209660
damn, pokemon look like THIS?
Anonymous No.58210306
>>58209660
unf, sex
Anonymous No.58211428 >>58211479
>>58185718
Only secondaries hate the majority of Pokemon
Anonymous No.58211479
>>58211428
uh, no, you have to have been in the fandom for a long while to truly become so critical of them. Most people don't care if a couple designs don't suit them. Only us autists hold the entire catalogue to a high standard.
Anonymous No.58212367
can we get some more fakemons
Anonymous No.58212868
>>58209660
Oh, yes: Meowscarada and Incineroar's child.
Hell, the OP can be her pre-evo.

Cute cub - Cute white leopard - waifu tomboy catgirl
Anonymous No.58212907
>>58185164
fuck off dweeb
Anonymous No.58212914
>>58202381
that would be a cute counterpart to the apple dragon line from galar
i don't agree with the bug typing though
Anonymous No.58213411
Anonymous No.58213642
>>58207532
Anonymous No.58213909
>>58207963
How is something like this not marketable?
Anonymous No.58214135
>>58178734
Gen 10 being Greek is our best chance for it anon, hold out hope
Anonymous No.58214141
>>58177175 (OP)
nigga thats a neopet
Anonymous No.58214842
Anonymous No.58215435
>>58183719
I think it's neat.
Gonna draw it?
Anonymous No.58215437 >>58215916
>>58204541
Mythical?
Anonymous No.58215916
>>58215437
yes