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Anonymous No.58197718 >>58197730 >>58198439 >>58198459 >>58199598 >>58199868 >>58200450
new hag thread
post hags
Anonymous No.58197730
>>58197718 (OP)
they putting nortubel characters in pokemon?
Anonymous No.58197743 >>58197779 >>58197845 >>58197960 >>58198019
reminder: if the character is still younger than you, they are not a hag
Anonymous No.58197749 >>58197777 >>58198008 >>58198092 >>58198165
Real women exist. Real women would date you if you had proper hygiene.
Anonymous No.58197777 >>58197989 >>58198092 >>58198730
>>58197749
>Real women
Anonymous No.58197779
>>58197743
Cynthia's canonically 2 years older than me, Lusamine's 9, Juniper's between 10 and 20 (which also makes Fennel similar in age gap) then we get to the proper granny characters that run 20+ years older.
My problem is there's too many faggots and fuckers obsessed with their imaginary girlfriend from puberty to consider drawing other women in-series generally.
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Anonymous No.58197839 >>58197898 >>58198217 >>58198439 >>58200109
>these are "hags" according to poke fags
Anonymous No.58197845 >>58198759
>>58197743
So characters that are 18 years old are hags comparing to the average /vp/ user? Makes sense
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>>58197839
Brair’s teaching position, figure, and haircut all point to someone in their mid thirties. Perrin is a stretch, but seeing as she looks like an early 2000’s scene girl, she gives of the energy of someone in her early thirties who looks young for her age.

That little girl Carmine has no place here though, put her back in the playpen with Poppy.
Anonymous No.58197935 >>58201520
>>58197856
She looks like she has sex with shotas.
Anonymous No.58197960 >>58198152
>>58197743
I'm 31, Cynthia was mommy on her debut and lack of aging means she's now young enough I'd get dirty looks for dating her now since she hasn't aged.
Anonymous No.58197989
>>58197777
basado quads
Anonymous No.58198008
>>58197749
No they wouldn't, I've tried.
Anonymous No.58198019 >>58198028 >>58198679
>>58197743
Cynthia was 28 in 2006, she's 47 now.
Anonymous No.58198028
>>58198019
She is a unaging anime girl.
Anonymous No.58198092 >>58198158 >>58198183
>>58197749
never try real women anon, they are evil, narcissistic, only want to get free shit from and make a laughing stock out of you. some of them got free art from me. first time i got called a fucking stalker and mocked hard, now im just getting ghosted cuz this bitch plays gta 5 online 24/7
hope is a poison that we should eradicate
having imaginary relationship with animu women is superior choice
>>58197777
this
Anonymous No.58198152
>>58197960
>11 year difference between two clear adults
Nah, you'd get the dirty looks if you were the oldfag sniffing around an early-20's Cynthia, but a not-visibly older woman dating a younger man with an 11 year gap is acceptable to society (remember, women used to be married off in their teens to men in their 20's or older at one stage. This is the same thing, but with it being two adults making the conscious decision to hook up).
Anonymous No.58198158 >>58198191
>>58198092
Have you ever actually reflected on yourself and how you act?
Anonymous No.58198165
>>58197749
Nah
If I had proper hygiene women would not date me because I would not consent, lol
Always felt like people cared wayyyyy too much about d*ting, even putting it before improving their own lives, but I'm probably on the spectrum so who knows
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Anonymous No.58198183 >>58198191
>>58198092
kek are you sure any of them were actually women? I sure as hell wouldn't be above pretending to be a woman to scam some turbo autist out of free art.
Anonymous No.58198191 >>58198199
>>58198158
yes, first relationship gave me a good and needed expirience. i still act like a retard not to be mistaken for autism but i hold my retardation on leash
better not to open up too fast
>>58198183
hanged out irl with them
Anonymous No.58198196 >>58198216 >>58201792
>legs
>boobs
>glasses
>long red hair
In Gen 1, little boys fell in love with Misty, men fell in love with Lorelei.
Anonymous No.58198199 >>58198216
>>58198191
Nothing you just said has anything to do with you reflecting on your own behavior you illiterate retard.
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>>58198196
kneel to lgpe for adding this undershirt
>>58198199
the fuck you expect me to say? the only thing ive could reflect to was
>haha this passer-by bag has a dog that looks like toby fox
>toby fox is le heckin retard i hate him
>pepestare.jpg
but now looking back she wasnt even worth it shes mid if not ugly, even my friends told me so

BUT THE CURRENT ARTHOE HOHO SHES A LOOKER
Anonymous No.58198217 >>58198803
>>58197839
Shota Destroyers
Anonymous No.58198368 >>58198375 >>58201792
>>58198216
LGPE was Masuda's swansong from the franchise, it had its flaws but by christ is did SOME things right.
Anonymous No.58198375
>>58198368
>LGPE

Would've been if he didn't hostile take over ILCA
Anonymous No.58198397 >>58198457
she is the kind of girl to stack donuts up your dick and post pics of it
Anonymous No.58198423 >>58198433
>>58198216
You clearly don't even know what reflecting on yourself means.
Anonymous No.58198433 >>58198440
>>58198423
anon learn the definition of a word before using it please
Anonymous No.58198439
>>58197718 (OP)
>>58197789
>>58197839
Perrin looks young, and even younger due to her scene girl looks, but she's secretely in her early 30s, she just tries her best to look young to attract teenage boys.
Anonymous No.58198440 >>58198450
>>58198433
>a word
It's a phrase, esl anon.
Anonymous No.58198450 >>58198488
>>58198440
retard-kun...
Anonymous No.58198457
>>58198397
I'd let her put a pair of sunglasses on my dick, and take a picture of it.
Anonymous No.58198459
>>58197718 (OP)
>23 year old
>hag
unironically kill yourself, pedo piece of shit.
Anonymous No.58198488
>>58198450
>anime picture
>weeb speak
I wonder why women don't like you.
Anonymous No.58198679
>>58198019
She was 28 in 1999. Remember GSC take place at the same time as DP, aka 3 years after RGBY which was 1996. Cynthia would be 54 now.
Anonymous No.58198730
>>58197777
Quads of truth
Anonymous No.58198759 >>58201955
>>58197845
>implying anyone on this board is under 18
pokemon minors exclusively congregate on twitter
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>>58198217
>dilf breakers
Ftfy
Anonymous No.58198838 >>58198910
>>58198803
>shota destroyers
>ftftfyfy
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>>58198862
>>58198849
So good.
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>>58198838
>dilf breakers
>ftftftfyfyfy
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>>58199011
Sonia hot.
Anonymous No.58199275 >>58199319
>>58199109
She sure is anon, she sure is
Anonymous No.58199319 >>58200434
>>58199275
Need her so bad.
Anonymous No.58199405 >>58199849 >>58201384 >>58201792
so yeah i decided to draw her
Anonymous No.58199598 >>58199879
>>58197718 (OP)
what is perrin's jap name I can't find any doujin of her and I don't believe there isn't any what with that design of hers and the themes that surround her
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>>58199405
cool!
Anonymous No.58199868
>>58197718 (OP)
Ohh she can keep that sexy bikini on...
Anonymous No.58199879
>>58199598
ァアレ / Sazare
Check bulbapedo next time
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>>58199945
I love Cheryl so much!
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Anonymous No.58200109 >>58200282
>>58197839
hag is any woman over the age of 25. people used to call them cakes but none of the election tourists know wtf that means anymore
Anonymous No.58200282 >>58200345
>>58200109
I don't know why japanese don't like cakes. Is cake! Everyone loves cakes! And this thread proves it!

>Christmas cakes
I know, but I always end up eating it way past the 25th, so I know is good.
Anonymous No.58200345 >>58200374
>>58200282
Who's your favorite cake?
Anonymous No.58200374 >>58200414
>>58200345
Who isn't?
Delia, Jessie, Lana's Mom, the ZA Hex Maniac, Melony, Drasna, Sabrina, Lorelei, Lenora, the Alola mom, the Paldea mom, Katy, Luana I remember Orange Islands!.

There's a lot of cake, and so little time to enjoy.
Anonymous No.58200414
>>58200374
>Sabrina
Not sure if I classify her as one but honestly I ain't complaining. Sabrina is amazing.
Anonymous No.58200434 >>58201018
>>58199319
>>58199109
Anonymous No.58200447 >>58200450 >>58200451
Perrin is so hot
Anonymous No.58200450
>>58197718 (OP)
>>58200447
>growlithe
YJK
Anonymous No.58200451
>>58200447
She exclusively fucks shotas.
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>>58201043

Can’t tell if it’s Sonia or Perrin that have the tighter jeans
Anonymous No.58201384 >>58201465
>>58199405
As if she's saying "Well, if you really wanted to see it." Thanks anon. Funny to see her without lips.
Anonymous No.58201465
>>58201384
>Funny to see her without lips.
literally me being a forgetful idiot, but thanks
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>>58197935
Lolis*
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>>58199405
>>58198368
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>>58198759
Bold of you to assume we don't get raided constantly by teenagers and bold of you to assume that the underaged twitter tourists don't congregate here for leaks
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Anonymous No.58202057 >>58202083
>>58202048
okay ill say it.
did someone sent jannies pipebombs using mods leak?
Anonymous No.58202083
>>58202057
No, it's just some retard thinking he can get away with posting porn because of that one Jasmine thread
Anonymous No.58202103 >>58202836
Blatant ecchi dump threads like this one should be a banneable offense, this isn't /e/ for fuck sake
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Anonymous No.58202836 >>58202845
>>58202103
I don't see how this could get banned before the pokegoddess threads 2bh
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>>58202836
The thing is that the goddess threads were being banned as soon as they were made a few weeks ago, however mods seems to have forgot that and somehow now these threads are OK despite the exact same shit as before being posted
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FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT GET FATTER GET FATTER GET FATTER GET FATTER GET FATTER
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>>58201529
Chocolate milk!
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I want to lick her forehead so much
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Such evil aura makes me want to fix her
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>>58203864
Pumping
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I like Tulip
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>>58203635
Best thing to ever come out of this franchise, pussywise
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>>58203967
Shauntal, my beloved wife.
Anonymous No.58204177
>Second full hag thread
Wow, that's surprising. Good job, guys, may you find an adult woman in your life.