Thread 58200463

Can someone please for the love of god explain to me why this abomination has fucking wheels that it doesn't use?

This alone ruined this game for me, koraidon is the shittiest and most stupid pokemon I've ever seen in my entire life

>>58200463 (OP)
Because you bought it anyway

>>58200463 (OP)
it's a dewlap dumbass

>>58200463 (OP)
It's an inflatable sac, no other organic mon has wheels because that's irrational and anatomically impossible even for pokemon
Miraidon is the exception because it is synthetic life, it is a machine and can do things organics otherwise anatomically can't

>>58200463 (OP)
>picking the game with the worse legendary
why? robots are cooler than dinos

>>58200463 (OP)
>>58200529
Why do we need this when Gogoat does the motorcycle theme better and more organically?

>>58200529
Even Revavroom's wheels (and its pre-evolution) are artificial, the Pokemon's true body is just the engine, they create fuel and wheels through consuming minerals.

>>58200463 (OP)
>this extremely small irrelevant detail no one cares about ruined the entire game for me
Sucks to be you

I dont think it's a fucking wheel, he primarily uses it to float

>>58200463 (OP)
Those are its balls.

>>58200463 (OP)
It doesn't have wheels you dumbass. Its dewlap and rolled up tail look like wheels, but it's still a goddamn lizard. It runs on four legs. Miraidon is a robot and can transform its dewlap and tail into actual wheels. If you wanted the actual motorcycle mon you should've picked Violet instead of Scarlet.

>>58200667
>>58200529
>it looks exactly like wheels but it just isn't okay and it has them for no reason
How does that Gamefreak cock taste?

>>58200671
why you thinking about dick, whyboi?

>>58200463 (OP)
gf really wanted the two legendaries to be ridden but in their pitiful lack of thought just completely gave up on designing a motorcycle-esque legendary within the confines of it being a paradox mon bases on cyclizar. And cyclizar in general too. Just dumb.

>>58200671
>but it just isn't okay
Since when do lizards have wheels, retard?

>>58200719
Alright WISE GUY, let's see YOU do it! How would YOU make it better, huh? Huh? HUH?

>>58200727
I'd scrap the entire idea of paradox pokemon to be quite honest, as the idea is not sustainable at any level of scrutiny. Bare minimum rework them entirely so this decision wasn't made. If I was forced at gunpoint to redesign miraidon and koraidon as rideable future and past versions of cyclizar, though, at bare minimum I would make Koraidon more like a horse and miraidon more like an iron horse (you know, a motorcycle), as the posture is what kills it. Ideally just change cyclizar into a horse or horse-like bare minimum so the transition is more effective. We have too many dragon box legendaries as-is anyway.

>>58200738
>Like a
>Horse
Gfdi we made "people" like this their own containment board and they still keep coming back

>>58200743
what the fuck is wrong with you nigger

>>58200738
but we already got two horse legendaries last gen

>>58200738
>just copy gen 8 again because i'm a creatively bankrupt autistic retard
Every time with these motherfuckers, kek

>>58200463 (OP)
Because it's supposed to be primitive, you stupid cunt.

>>58200738
They don't even need to be horses, honestly. Just make them fully quadrupedal.

>>58200751
I wouldn't have made them in the first place because melonhead is an ass design

>>58200872
in a vacuum my suggestion is better, because it's not contrived nonsense for the sake of the gimmick. If your only complaint is "but we already got horse mons!!!" then I'd like to point at all of the previous dragon legendaries. Dumbass.

>>58200463 (OP)
>He didn't buy Violet, the superior version

>>58201076
But this isn't a vacuum, it's the reaction of an autistic spastic reeing her autism's flaring up because of a cybernetic organism (game talks about the Raidons, BOTH Raidons sharing DNA with Cyclizar) and self-importantly screeching how it needs to be fixed. I don't give a fuck, you're a creatively-devoid retard sperging the great autism magnet of the last 30-ish years isn't doing what you need to function, big fuck. I'm not autistic, not a manchild obsessed with reclaiming my lost youth and not nearly as egotistical to think something that never gave a fuck for adults needs to give a fuck for me, an adult. So I have no issue with a running lizzer with a dewlap, or a cybernetic lizzer with a wheel adaptation, because the running lizzer acts like a puppy, the cybernetic one like a kitten and the point of presenting them as such was to facilitate kids (the actual sect of humanity these games get produced for) to connect with them and accept as transportmons (because while L: A was a step forward, SV was ultimately better)..

>>58200553
>Revavroom's wheels (and its pre-evolution) are artificial
Because real wheels aren't?

It's not a motorcycle, and it doesn't have wheels. It's a lizard that has a tail and a throat sack that happens to look like wheels in order to give it the vague appearance of a motorcycle.

>>58201122
you're incapable of critically analyzing anything. Cuck.

>>58201117
>Violet
>The version that makes you lag by just using Miraidon
kek

>>58201125
Real wheels ARE which is why only artificial Pokemon have them

>>58201129
>speedrunner memes
A difference of lkke 2 fps is absolutely not gonna make a difference in a normal playthrough, you can't even see the difference

>>58200529
Miraidon isn't "synthetic life", it's an organic being with a metabolism (it eats) and it has DNA. It's a biological being that evolved to look like that.
>inb4 "that doesn't make any sense!"
Oh and a living rock with arms or a metal ball with magnets does?

>>58200463 (OP)
Because besides motorcycle, it's also loosely based on an anole lizard. It has actually no wheels - the front "wheel" is their neck flap and the read "wheel" is literally just curled up tail.
In some way it's actually kind of clever design.

>>58201144
It converts organic matter (sandwiches) into fuel, its "DNA" is Linux

>>58201190
This, it has one of these Mr Fusion things inside of it

>>58201190
No, it has actual DNA. It shares some with Cyclizar.

>>58201209
and it has functional wheels and led eyes and ass rockets
best legendary since mewtube poop

>>58200463 (OP)
Koraidon uses them to farm (You)s

>>58201217
I can jack off into my hard drive and claim my PC has DNA too. Does that make it an organic lifeform?

>>58201144
Mechanical lifeform, organic template
Somebody in the future had the great idea to perfect Cyclizar by uploading its consciousness into an artificial chassis

>>58201223
>a creature that happened to be related to Cyclizar jizzed into Miraidon
What a retarded comparison. Sorry you're wrong but you gotta learn how to deal with it.
>>58201229
An artificial chassis doesn't have DNA. Your headcanon is easily debunked.

>>58200463 (OP)
I don't think anyone saying this shit even stops to think about just how much fucking worse a very organic looking lizard creature rolling around with an actual rotating wheel embedded in it's neck and ass would look.

>>58201269
This

>>58201242
s-sybau oomfie...

>>58201284
You need to be 18 or older to post on this website, "oomfie".

>>58200463 (OP)
Because those aren't wheels you fucking retard how stupid can you be???

>>58200547
>americans when they see an animal people mount: "IS THAT A MOTORBIKE???"

>>58201302
What's unc yapping about, fr? You lost, olman? Cuh need a lift back to the retirement home...

>>58200671
>NOOOO YOU CAN'T JUST DO A NEAT CONNECTION BETWEEN LIZARDS AND THE IMAGERY OF A BIKE FOR YOUR RIDEABLE POKEMON DICKS YOU ARE EATING DICKS
Gay and deranged. Seek help.

>>58200463 (OP)
because it's based on cyclizar which also run despite mimicking a bike, retard

>>58201364
then why did they have to give it a massive ballsack?

>>58201389
this is also retarded, retard

>>58201393
Because that's just its fucking tail and it plays on the riding theme too. Neck flap on the front + curled up tail on the back = it looks like your ride has two big disks down there = your ride is a proxy bike

>>58201436
this is so fucking retarded, you cannot justify it. Just repeating
>BUT IT LOOKS LIKE A BIKE LOL
does not make it good. It makes it absolutely moronic design, in fact.

>>58201444
>WHY THIS?
>For this reason.
>OKAY THEN WHAT ABOUT THIS?
>For the same reason, obviously.
>WELL I DON'T LIKE IT IT SUCKS SHUT UP YOU CAN'T JUST TELL ME THAT
You know underages like you aren't allowed here right?

>>58201449
I'm not the anon you replied to lmao.

Its insanely retarded, just because there is an idea behind it doesn't make it not ugly. You have to step back from the concept at some point in design and ask "is this actually appealing" in execution. Just because something has an idea behind it doesn't make it good. Its so ridiculously ugly I refuse to believe anyone would unironically defend it.

>>58201464
See >>58201449
>inb4 not me! >>58201462
Whatever you say, retardo. Sorry your questioning of design inspiration was easily exposed as just a childish "me don't like"

>>58200529
Not quite a wheel, but Buizel's spinning tail is the same idea as a wheel. And something equally nonsensical.

>>58201486
they're not rotating on a 360° axis, they're rolling the way a joint rolls
>source?
interview

>>58201491
The BW back sprite shows just the tip of its tail spinning around.

>>58201474
You can't defend it on an aesthetic level so you just claim that all aesthetic judgements are childish and somehow irrelevant to the franchise, while also having a schizo crash-out about who's who on an anonymous website

>>58200738
I am going to be honest - horses are fine, but it's an incredibly brand idea. At least GF made it interesting

>>58201444
Man, you sound retarded and genuinely angry because you cannot grasp the simplest design reference.

>>58200738
Issue - GF did a pair of legendary horses with a strong emphasis on concept of riding literally in previous gen.

>>58201501
>You can't defend it on an aesthetic level
This nigga doesn't understand the concept of personal preferences and taste lmao

>>58201542
>everything is subjective, theres no such thing as beauty or ugliness!
Reddit is that way

>>58201547
>everything is subjective, theres no such thing as beauty or ugliness!
Correct, you're real close to understanding it, I believe in you anon

>Clearly has clock hands on its face
>They don't move like clock hands
Defend this. And no, don't give me that DURR, THEYRE JUST EYEBROWS THAT LOOK LIKE CLOCK HANDS shit.

>>58200751
>>58200872
>playing swsh
No wonder why you faggots accept any kind of shit gamefreak releases

>>58201117
OH NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
How will gf cocksuckers spin this now?

>>58201356
Amerimutts are kinda slow

>has pokeballs on it at all times
>doesn't use them to catch the opponent and win every fight
Why is it so fucking retarded? How can you defend this?

>>58202235
Scarlet's paradoxes are cooler but miraidon is cooler so it's a lose-lose with SV

>>58200535
past paradox are so much cooler than future, valiant is the only exception

>>58200470
fpbp

>>58201356
>>58202239
>Gogoat is based on a goat, possibly a bharal, dwarf bharal, bilberry, or ibex due to its horns, though they also resemble the horns of various gazelles and antelopes. It is also based on a motorcycle, as it can be ridden and has beach bar-like horns.
Guess Bulbapedo editors or Game Freak are also kinda slow.

>>58202282
I haven't played the games since alola. Are the paradox pokemon considered legendary?
If so can you trade them on the gts or whatever switch use

>>58202380
Only the ones based on legendaries are.

Can someone explain why nobody finds it a problem that we went from tons of mounts and ways to traverse the enviroment to just 1 single pokemon that you have to play for hours just to unlock the basic ability to climb or jump higher

>>58202380
Only the two box legendaries.
>>58202386
Nope, the two trios are not legendaries.
>>58202425
Because it makes no difference. You had to play for hours to unlock the other mounts too. It's just smoother when it's with one mon. I noticed how clunky the system in PLA is when I went back to it after playing SV.

>>58202380
Switch era games are dogshit and the GTS is now a subscription only feature of the mobile app pokemon home.
I think only the 1-per game ones are considered legendary, the others are just exclusive.

>>58202425
why would any of that be a problem
the real problem is that they're just clunky and get stuck more often compared to the PLA mounts being far smoother

>>58202437
Wtf, do I have to play for trade?
I thought you only had to pay for the dlc content

>>58202437
HOME and GTS are free doebeit

>>58202360
>the goat people mount has convenient horns that serve as handles
>"THAT'S CLEARLY A MOTORCYCLE"
You are just proving our point

>>58202425
Because it's cool to see the box legendary grow and actually be involved in the game instead of being some trophy to get at the end. Also, mechanically it is just the Arceus mounts in one pokemon, unless you really liked sniffing out shit with Ursaluna it's no different.

>clearly a bear trap
>is weak to Ursaluna and Pangoro
Were they even trying???

>>58202425
>why nobody finds it a problem that instead of having to waste move slots for mundane traversing or call random renting pokemon with zero connection or impact to the player (all after hours of playing) we got one trustworthy partner with its own character arc that is always there for us as both starter-like pokemon and traversing method also requiring hours of playing the game (but instead of being a random guy giving you a disc that helps you move better, it's after a bonding scene where you two connect with yet another actual, decently written character that helps you three feel like partners)????
Why indeed

>>58201364
Just out of curiosity, there's a crazy theory that Orre was populated by lizards like Cyclizar and they were hunted to make an alcoholic spirit, due to a bottle hidden as an Easter egg.

Now all of that sounds like bullshit until you see that the real-life lizard used to make the wine resembles Cyclizar (specifically the green juveniles), which is a coincidence, but the adults look like a Koraidon and Miraidon (there's a red and a blue one).

>>58202668
This is the lizard wine in real life

>body pattern is a map
>points nowhere actually and isn't grass type

>>58202676
And this is the lizard used to make that wine, the juveniles are used for this, PR is an adult of the red variety

>>58202668
Huh, given Spain relationships with the americas (which seems to be kept given Paldea relationship with Unova) I wonder if there's some sort of connection between the lizards and the iberian peninsula

>>58201117
>>58200463 (OP)

>>58201444
It's like greninja and his tongue. It's simple stuff.

>>58202449
>get stuck more often compared to the PLA mounts being far smoother
How? I've never gotten stuck with my lizard, the transition is instantaneous and you don't even have to dismount to battle, it's infinitely superior than Arceus system of changing between 2 or 3 mons all the time and maybe change to another one for one very specific thing until a battle happens and you have to get on foot again

>>58202425
Did you already forget that you had to unlock all the other mount options in the previous games too? You didn't instantly get acces to all of them at once. Also shit like having to switch manually between Wyrdeer and Sneasler was a fucking pain, and SM had that retarded thing where you needed to unlock a separate mount only for rocky terrain which was the dumbest shit. No thanks, SVs system is the best so far. It also makes you give a shit about the box legendary instead of just making it some OP endgame mon you just box anyway after its mandatory cutscene and fight.

>>58200529
Pokemon can levitate and have elemental powers and use magic and psychic powers and entire species can have standardized props but they CAN'T have wheels!

>>58202425
Yeah I miss needing fucking CUT to move around. I miss needing Surf even if I don't want it just to challenge Sootopolis gym (after I wasted another slot on Dive just to reach the city!), I LOOOOOOOVE keeping fucking flash or defog just because the screen wants to be too black or white for me to have fun, I adore needing to dress like a cyclist and be carried like a handicapped elder by a Machamp or call Charizardino and I clapped when my Pikachu/Eevee learned to surf after getting a glorified toddler swig with baloons to fly!
Why would I prefer to bond with some cool, plot relevant pokemon to traverse the world freely? My wife's boyfriend said I looked so cute in my pajamas riding that floating bike in Galar!

>>58200463 (OP)
Reminder that Doduo flies by rotating it's heads like a helicopter.

>>58202729
The difference is that made sense in regard to how progression used to work.
In SV it just feels overly restrictive for no reason, it's not like you're unlocking cool powers like being able to smash walls or dive underwater, it's all basic stuff you should've had access since the start
Or are you saying my super duper mysterious legendary needs hours of playtime and special quest items so it can climb some rocks. In a game that's supposed to be open world no less.

Also sitting on the same lizard for dozens of hours gets boring real fast, having a diverse cast of mons that all move and function differently adds more spice and variety
I get that the intent was for people to grow attached to Koraidon/Miraidon but that didn't work for me, the experience running around Paldea for me was enduring the stutterfest and accidentally running into super small pokemon over and over.

>>58202798
>are you telling me my traumatized special pokemon needs bonding time and good feeding habits to regain its strength and change between forms to do things that normally would require multiple pokemon like surfing, climbing or flying? And I have to PLAY the game to better traverse the open world???
Stop being homosexual and retarded. And gay.

>>58202798
>it's all basic stuff you should've had access since the start
Why? You're not supposed to go to the lategame areas until you can climb. You shouldn't be able to easily access Glaseado Mountain or the cave before Alfornada before you're high level. It makes sense to restrict your access to high level areas. That was the whole purpose of HMs, too.
>Or are you saying my super duper mysterious legendary needs hours of playtime and special quest items so it can climb some rocks.
What? Are you sure you actually played the game?
Your Raidon was traumatised, it lost most of its powers and needed to eat the Herba Mystica to restore them. That's why you unlock its abilities with the herbas, not just by "sitting on it for a few hours". I don't know why you said it like that cause you should clearly know that it doesn't work like that.

>>58202850
I'm gonna guess that he's one of those retards who skips all dialogue "because it's le boring" and then complains about the story not making sense in the same breath kek

>>58202798
Anon, Koraidon suffered severe injuries when he fought the other Koraidon so much so he was afraid of going back to Area Zero. The sandwiches he ate had Herba Mistica which had healing properties that couldn't be found in normal medicine.

>>58202798
>accidentally running into super small pokemon over and over
yet another instance of the raidon haters having skill issues

>>58200529
/thread

>>58202798
>Also sitting on the same lizard for dozens of hours gets boring real fast
Skill issue, I have like 700h playtime and I'm still not bored of my lizard bro
>accidentally running into super small pokemon over and over.
Another skill issue, open your eyes bro, put the camera closer if you have trouble seeing them or just glide

Imagine hating on the best game mascot they ever made

>>58202798
>obvious speed"reader"
>"i just couldn't get attached to it for some reason lol"

>>58202850
LMAO it really shows that Pokemon is all you guys play, of course i'm not saying there should't be things to unlock, i'm saying that the shit you unlock are shit and boring
Take BoTW for example, you get all your Runes at the Great Plateau and, not only they are infinitely more interesting abilities than shit like double jump or climbing, but it's a design decision that doesn't want to waste the player's time and wants him to go out and experiment, explore and have fun. That's what a good open world does.
>You shouldn't be able to easily access Glaseado Mountain or the cave before Alfornada before you're high level
Yes because the game is badly designed and still acts like the previous linear titles with 1 single obvious intended path.
>Your Raidon was traumatised, it lost most of its powers and needed to eat the Herba Mystica to restore them.
Yes it's a lazy shit plot device excuse because they didn't bother or couldn't figure out a way to make the legendary actually do cool shit so they just locked away the bare minimum of mobility available.

Traversal in SV is boring as fuck and the "exploration" is even more boring.

>>58202957
>take BotW
... you mean the only game like that (TotK aside, which is just BotW Plus) that gives you all abilities since the start in stark contrast to the normal Zelda games where you get abilities as you progress, which is something the fans have complained about because you don't feel better exploring the world at the endgame than you do at the start thanks to the lack of new abilities?

>>58202957
>Take BoTW
No thanks, I think I'll take literally any other Zelda game except ToTK.

>>58202965
the "normal" Zelda games (i'm guessing you mean Ocarina, Wind Waker, Twilight Princess etc.) are not open world sandboxes so it made sense for them to be designed this way, just like it made sense for pokemon.
In SV it doesn't make sense, at least make cool shit like being able to move boulders or break whatever stuff
Since Paldea is empty and boring all they could've done was to lock up basic movement

>>58202957
>>58202965
Actually the great and beloved by fans reward for the good expansion of the two DLCs BotW got was precisely a new rune that helps you moving in a more satisfactory way and it's... a beast-themed motorbike.
Turns out rewarding players of your open world game with a sick ass beast-bike is somethign BotW and SV share lol

>>58202982
Yeah because in an OPEN WORLD where you can just move around the obstacles it makes a lot of sense to use boulders as a satisfactory obstacle for the player right retard? Holy shit, you are so fucking dumb

>>58202992
Yeah because you can't have stuff like caverns, structures or whatever with the entrance obstructed by something, or a mysterious location that you have to solve a puzzle by moving stuff around or a location you can only access by diving underwater, right?
It's definitely stuff nor Pokemon nor a single game ever has ever done before!

Stop with the ad hominem and realise you don't play videogames.

>>58203011
Your sample (BotW) didn't even have caves and while TotK does you still didn't need an upgrade to traverse them or to break rock walls and stuff, you didn't even need the bombs they brought back from previous Zeldas. It's almost like you are the one who doesn't play videogames, not even the videogames you like to talk about.

>>58202710
Greninja is the best pokemon in existence, koraidon is a stupid looking faggot

>>58203023
>Your sample (BotW)
I didn't use BoTW as an example in the last post, with that being sad BoTW still has lots of enviromental puzzles that certaintly more entertaining than double jumping into another boring patch of land with nothing interesting in it because some gimmighoul money

>>58202984
Lol owned

>>58203044
*besides

>>58202425
>for hours
skill issue
Jokes aside, it's just more convenient to have one mount that does it all instead of switching between them

>>58202777
>cool
>koraidon
Pick one

>>58202798
I disagree with a lot of what you said but
>accidentally running into super small pokemon over and over.
is true, I hope they go back to how Arceus did it with actually having to throw the ball to start the battle

>>58203044
Nobody is saying BotW open world isn't better than SV, just that your sample (not from the last post but from previous ones) doesn't address the problems you are using to attack SV's one, retard
BotW giving you all abilities was a fine novelty but didn't help you feel progress, then with a DLC they added a fucking bike as reward, enhancing the experience and mobility capacities and all without underwater sections or caves, so your ideas clearly must not be all that great if the great BotW went against them

>>58203055
What? You can initiate a battle by walking into a mon in PLA too

>>58203069
Uhh no, you just get bumped. When’s the last time you played PLA?

>>58203053
>pick one
Given they are synonyms I guess any of the two is fine

>>58200463 (OP)
>>58200671
Goddamn you zoomer it's a fucking Flintstones joke.

>>58203083
Literally last week

>>58200463 (OP)
It's literally just a throat sac like a lot of lizards have, intentionally made to look like a wheel to fit the motorcycle motif.

It'd look worse if that thing spun.

We love Koraidon here

>>58203086
>the pokemon who has wheels that are not wheels is cool
He looks retarded

>>58202232
if it makes you feel better, i didn’t buy swsh. i refused, and then my friends got mad they had it but i didn’t and bought me shield and the dlc

>>58203064
SV didn't have to be a carbon copy of BoTW, i just used it an ex. because it did a decent job into translating the Zelda formula into an open world, while GF did a piss poor job of it.
The fact that you're still at it and cannot get a grasp of this basic principle is kinda sad.

All GF had to do was look back and realise that all those shitty HMs can actually be translated into cool enviromental scenarios in 3D
Even something like Flash or Defog could be turned immersive abilities that help you traverse tricky locations. Like the lowest point of cave which turns super dark but hosts special rewards etc.
HMs are gone and i'm glad but instead of adapting them they got replaced... with (mostly) nothing, so here we are with SV being essentially a walking simulator.

When I first saw Koraidon I also thought the fake wheels thing was dumb but then I actually played the fucking game and realised it doesn't matter at all and Koraidon is cool.

>>58203208
Based and factual

>>58203208
>thought koraidon was better from the start
>games come out
>koraidon is full of soul and character while miraidon is just motionless and static the whole time
I know it's a robot but they could have at least put SOME flavour into it, the animations for Future Paradoxes across the board are so lazy

>>58203233
Yeah I was originally going to go with Violet for Miraidon but then when I heard that Scarlet gets dinosaur-themed Paradoxes I switched since that sounded cooler than robots to me, then seeing how Koraidon is portrayed in the game stole my heart.

>>58200463 (OP)
>he chose scarlet
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>58200561
You spend 90% of the game on it.

>>58202957
>botw
>good open world
The entire world is koroks and the same 5 shrines.
You instantly invalidated your entire argument with one paragraph.

>>58202425
The real answer is because nobody fucking likes HMs. They restrict your team, need extra attention to remove, and most of them suck ass. Ride Pokemon replaced HMs, and SV coalesces all the Ride Pokemon into different movement abilities for Koraidon and Miraidon.

>>58200529
Magic scales that become tires

>>58203183
>I just used it an ex
And it proved you wrong, great example

>>58200463 (OP)
The front one is a throat sac or dewlap or something that just so happens to conveniently looked exactly like a wheel. Stupid but at least it has a biological explanation. The rear wheel makes no sense though. Realistically it should keep the tail unfurled since that would improve its balance. The only reason it curls up the tail to create a rear wheel is because the devs wanted it to look like a motorcycle, even if it doesn’t really make biological sense.

Agias

>>58203041
They are both shit.

>>58202825
Mental gymnastics and mental illness.

>>58203678
>Posts a mechanical pokemon and not an organic one

>>58205516
a gay ass

>>58206939
>mental illness.
Yeah literally
He needs therapy

>>58202965
You have Revali's Gale at the start of the game?

>>58200463 (OP)
Koraidon will be the cover of "The rise and fall of pokemon"

>>58207753
For the "rise" part you mean.

>>58200743
Oh hey that's UnkinoJoe's 2012 masterpiece "youtube commenters 2".
...what's this got to do with anything?

>>58206939
Stop being homosexual, retarded, gay and start playing the game.

>>58207002
The champion powers don't give you new mechanics, retard, just shortcuts
>fairies and hearty food is always available, Mipha just does both for free
>parries are always available, Daruk just does it automatically
>shock elements and charged heavy weapons are always available, Urbosa just mix both in a radius
>air currents for fast, free height increase are always available, Revali just sets one up instantly
This isn't a debate btw Nintendo explicitly said they wanted all abilities to be available since the start. By the time you leave the plateau you can do everything you will be able to do by the end game. Less efficiently, yes, but you can do it.

>>58202134
I actually didn't even know this. At least that is very subtle

>>58202271
Zoomers will literally try to use anything they can for an argument. That's really pathetic. In no way, shape or form did anyone ever consider those "shields" to be usable pokeballs

>>58200561
>WTF why doesn't my motorcycle's wheels work
>Small detail

>>58209374
>Motorcycle
>Clearly a lizard

>>58209380
he got his copy off temu, pureasu andasutando

>>58200529
Is Stufful organic? Why does it have a tag as part of its physiology?

I like koraidon when he is flying

>>58209433
It checks out, it doesn't rely on humans or ditto to reproduce and it's not like they're grown/constructed inorganically or otherwise artificially fabricated anywhere
The tag is part of its body the same way Machamp's "belt" is canonically part of its body, it's just something natural that happens to look artificial

>>58200529
But it's clearly anatomically a lizard, with some dumb wheels slapped on

>>58200669
>Comparing a living creature to a literal Stone age car
The design is retarded and "inflatable sac" niggers don't understand that the only reason those sacs exist is to maintain the motorcycle aesthetic without utilizing them at all in any meaningful way.
It is a visual abomination and I'm tired of you retards pretending otherwise just to suck up to Joe and validate his "omg moar silly and quirky designs please" mentality.

>>58209486
>>58209474
it's not that deep lil bro

>>58209498
What I said wasn't deep
(>>58209474)

>>58209486
How would you make it work without breaking their design philosophy then? Genuine question

>>58209508
>How would you make it work without breaking their design philosophy then?
Not make the motorcycle aesthetic a central part of Miraidon's design.
>Grounded? Motorcycle
>Swimming? Motorcycle but floats
>Flying? Motorcycle but with glider
All they would have had to do is take away the glider and make it act like a rocket while flying, and have it hover while swimming.
Koraidon and Cyclizar wouldn't then need the sacs to fake being motorcycles when grounded, and could even just fucking use them when swimming, and Koraidon would look like a proper fucking Quetzalcoatl when flying because it wouldn't need to have those sacs bloated when in flight.

There. Their designs have been fixed and I didn't have to change a fucking thing visually.

>>58200463 (OP)
The same teason zekrom andr reshiram have torches and tirbine in their asses

>>58209486
>"inflatable sac" niggers don't understand that the only reason those sacs exist is to maintain the motorcycle aesthetic
mate I'm pretty sure everyone knows that's the reason
you're just an autistic faggot who gets upset about a fun visual design

>>58209655
NNNOOOO THING SUPPOSED TO BE LIKE *THIS* AND NOT LIKE THIS
MU MU MU MU MUUUU

>>58209555
>I would fix it by making it more boring and generic!
I'll never understand this mindset, what a dumb take

>>58201117
It's funny people keep reposting this image, as Koraidon turned to be the more popular one once people actually got to play the games.

>>58209725
>if it's not retarded it's boring!!!

>>58209815
we don't sign our posts here

>>58209486
>nobody understand that the only reason they made a neat visual nod to bikes with the bodyparts of a lizard is because they wanted to make a nod to bikes!
This is honestly one of the top 5 dumbest things I've read on the internet.

>>58209815
>if I don't like it it's retarded!
Ok

>>58209778
Koraidon is an antidraw, big dimes Miraidon drew gen IX

Lot of Miraicucks in this thread.