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Anonymous No.58202864 >>58202868 >>58202909 >>58204318 >>58204357 >>58204493 >>58210041
How do you feel about paldean streamers reaching the top on TwitchkΓ©?
Anonymous No.58202868
>>58202864 (OP)
Electric is weak to rock??
Anonymous No.58202909 >>58203032 >>58203291 >>58204055
>>58202864 (OP)
Omg after seeing this image I'm going to tug on my penis and fuck up my dopamine receptors!!
Anonymous No.58203032 >>58203303 >>58203397 >>58206932
>>58202909
>masturbation fucks up dopamine receptors
Do retards like you think humankind's dopamine receptors have been ruined for all history? I don't know what stupid pseudo-cult you guys followed but nobody sane will ever be convinced masturbation isn't healthy.
Anonymous No.58203291
>>58202909
you trying to sound ironically stupid made you sound genuinely stupid
Anonymous No.58203303 >>58204055 >>58204672
>>58203032
Publicly announcing your masturbation habit is pathetic groomer behavior
Anonymous No.58203397 >>58204055 >>58204672 >>58204736 >>58205149
>>58203032
Yeah, internet porn has been a part of humanity's sexuality for literally thousands of years so jacking off to cartoons is obviously healthy.
Anonymous No.58204055 >>58204435
>>58202909
>>58203303
>>58203397
yep another thread ruined by /pol/fag moral posturing
Anonymous No.58204318 >>58204681 >>58205139
>>58202864 (OP)
Makes me very proud as a fellow Paldean
Anonymous No.58204357
>>58202864 (OP)
in the levincia gym, straight up "cathching it", and by "it". haha, well, lets justr say my electruweb
Anonymous No.58204435 >>58204741 >>58204746
>>58204055
>NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO SUPPORT MY GOONING AND TRANSITION GOALS!!!!
Anonymous No.58204493
>>58202864 (OP)
Better than smelly G*larians
Anonymous No.58204672 >>58204723
>>58203397
>>58203303
Humans have masturbated since the beginning of times you dumb burgers, weekly or even daily. Leave your cult or skip to the part where you kill yourselves already
Anonymous No.58204681
>>58204318
Time to pump
Anonymous No.58204723 >>58204732
>>58204672
You are currently claiming that acting like a monkey is more expected of you than acting like an individual capable of self-restraint.
Anonymous No.58204732 >>58207695
>>58204723
Just because you have to choose between being a monkey without restrain or not masturbating doesn't mean the rest of the world is fucked up like you, burger. Everyone, for thousands of years, has masturbated without devolving into animals, if you can't do the same then congratulations, you are subhuman.
Anonymous No.58204736
>>58203397
This but unironically
Anonymous No.58204741
>>58204435
rent free
Anonymous No.58204746
>>58204435
>masturbation is transgender
I didn't know nearly every single human being to ever exist was trans, damn
Anonymous No.58205063 >>58205126 >>58205133
How did she avoid getting canceled after what she called Raihan?
Anonymous No.58205126 >>58208358
>>58205063
>he thinks spanish care about that shit
Lmao we aren't unovans
Anonymous No.58205133 >>58205157 >>58205289
>>58205063
Let's just say it was an "exclusive" stream
Anonymous No.58205139
>>58204318
Anonymous No.58205149 >>58205168
>>58203397
My brainwashed by American politics, puritan to comedic degree, totally out of touch with reality NIGGER, erotic themes in art are as old as art itself. The moment Oog The Caveman figured out how to paint was the moment he big-breasted idols of fertility. And then there's slightly younger shit like Turin Erotic Papyrus showing scenes that would not look out of place in modern hardcore porn.
Anonymous No.58205157
>>58205133
>nyantcha
Anonymous No.58205168 >>58205188 >>58210071
>>58205149
Speaking of that - I'll attempt to reconnect with my ancient ancestors through rituals of unstoppable and lengthy masturbation to modern fertility goddesses until I'll achieve higher form of existence or die. I'm a human and jerking off is a human act.
Anonymous No.58205188 >>58205211
>>58205168
>jerking off is a human act
Not even that, intelligent animals like monkeys or dolphins also jerk off. Jerking off isn't a human thing, it's an intelligent thing, it's something only animals smart enough to realize they can orgasm by themselves do.
Anonymous No.58205211 >>58205231 >>58205915
>>58205188
You see mom monkeys jerk their fat hogs off all the time so it's totally normal and healthy for me to shoot glue seven times a day to this big flashing screen that produces candy-colored images of fictional underage girls' feet.

This is natural and I'm connecting with my ancestors by doing that.

It's natural and healthy to do this because dolphins masturbate.

I think it's fucking awesome that the things I love all have zero negative consequences.
Anonymous No.58205230 >>58205245
Ionoton
Anonymous No.58205231 >>58205241
>>58205211
>hears about a natural and healthy act all intelligent beings do
>automatically thinks about addictions and pedo feet pics
Thanks for proving the only problem here is you.
Anonymous No.58205241 >>58205247
>>58205231
It's natural and healthy to kill yourself because humans have always done it.
Anonymous No.58205245 >>58205253
>>58205230
Ionoton was a cute meme. It should've lasted longer.
Anonymous No.58205247 >>58205269
>>58205241
I didn't know virtually every single person killed himself just like virtually every single person masturbated, thanks for your wisdom, americultard
Anonymous No.58205253
>>58205245
Amen, brother
Anonymous No.58205256 >>58205612 >>58208894
idgaf what you fuckwads talk about jorking it. discuss the thing i made


also ionoton is indeed awesome and i would have a lot of sex with herjust like with normal iono
Anonymous No.58205269
>>58205247
Being called an American as an insult is funny when you've been positively contrasting your own behavior with shit flinging monkeys and rapist dolphins.

Do you even wanna be human? Go jack off in a cage at the zoo if it's so fucking natural and healthy.

'Jacking off is a sign of higher intelligence because monkeys do it?' Do you even respect yourself as a person when you're thinking retarded cope like that?

Jesus Christ, go make something. You are aging.
Anonymous No.58205289
>>58205133
I've lost track of how many times I've fapped to this comic
Anonymous No.58205612
>>58205256
Literally who?
Anonymous No.58205915
>>58205211
>M-M-MOOOOM!

Kid, this website is for people at least 18 years old.
Anonymous No.58206142 >>58206743
Jokes on you I wonder how popular is Iono worldwide because apparently she's famous even in Unova
Anonymous No.58206743
>>58206142
Unovans canonically speak spanish that's probably why
Anonymous No.58206894 >>58206900 >>58210071
Anonymous No.58206900
>>58206894
i want to bite her tits so hard. fuckign iono and bitting each other oooooooooh
Anonymous No.58206932 >>58207373 >>58207715
>>58203032
>t.
Anonymous No.58207373
>>58206932
Nice gif of yourself, mind answering now? Or are you too busy ignoring the trillion studies that say masturbation is good for your health?
Anonymous No.58207695 >>58208689 >>58209189
>>58204732
>Everyone, for thousands of years, has masturbated without devolving into animals,
majority of people over the last few thousand years considered masturbation to be an avoidable vice and participators in it to be subhuman.
Anonymous No.58207715
>>58206932
this gif is so funny why is he like this
Anonymous No.58208358 >>58208545
>>58205126
>he thinks spanish care about that shit
do NOT search about spic vtubing
Anonymous No.58208545
>>58208358
The fuck are you talking about
Anonymous No.58208689 >>58209794
>>58207695
>majority of people
lmao no
Also puritans has never not masturbated so that wouldn't be an argument either kek, the biggest religious institution of all time is famous for its orgies and sexual abuse
Anonymous No.58208894 >>58208906
>>58205256
>Fairy
I feel she would be Poison actually, and her other side would be Dark.
Anonymous No.58208906
>>58208894
well nazuna for dark since shes a vampire, tho, really not "evil" as japanese name suggests. hiroi is alcoholic, poisons herself
Anonymous No.58209189
>>58207695
>over the last few thousand years
I need a source for this
Anonymous No.58209676
>The porn spamming jeet still isn't banned yet
What the fuck are mods doing?
Anonymous No.58209683 >>58209696
i like the silver thing she wears under the jacket
wish there was more art of it
Anonymous No.58209696
>>58209683
Anonymous No.58209794 >>58209896
>>58208689
infinite copium generator
Anonymous No.58209896 >>58209903
>>58209794
Yeah it takes a lot of copium to ignore dozens and dozens of studies showing self given orgasms are incredibly healthy and instead claim they are bad just because you yourself have mental issues and either don't touch yourself or let onanism destroy your life, no middle point
Anonymous No.58209903 >>58209924
>>58209896
>dozens and dozens of studies
made by jews to keep you jerking off instead of building a family. I bet you think eggs are unhealthy and trannies are valid too, lmao.
Anonymous No.58209924
>>58209903
>it's not that I'm a chronic masturbator who can't healthy jerk every once in a while like everyone else, it's just that jews are manipulating scientific records so people masturbate instead of having sex and children
Sometimes I think I may be unfair toward unovans but then you guys prove you have way too many rights for how stupid you actually are.
Anonymous No.58210005 >>58210029
what i think is that iono is a very jojo-like character
>strikes poses
>weirdly dressed, with symbol elements (logo on jacket and magnemite clips)
>weird hairstyle
>high battle iq, it was discussed a thousand times how she is the only gym leader who used terastalization properly
>in-game iono voiced by ai fairouz, who voiced jolyne cujoh from part 6
Anonymous No.58210012
What I got from this thread is that there are unironic puritans and temperance movement advocats here, very grim.
What next, gonna start eating wholemeal slop, giving yourself oatmeal enema and treat youself with electroshocks just as Kellogg prescribed?
"Da juuus!" - you fucktards are literally repeating message of demented jews believing that the only way to be healthy is living a miserable life. Enjoy your fucking existence as a joyless, self-hating drones. On your deathbeds you'll realize that your self-deprecation was pointless and did not made your life more valuable, as your believe.
Anonymous No.58210029 >>58210037
>>58210005
Considering how Pokemon battles are sports and gaming in Pokemon universe, her being a decent fighter is not that unthinkable. She's a streamer, irl they tend to play vidya games and some of them are pretty good at it. I'm curious if Pajeeeeeta ever tried to scout her for E4.

Actually, if I remember correctly, people found pretty early in files of SV placeholder files for what supposedly was Iono's casual outfit. A lot of people believed that she will have more prominent roles in DLCs. I would not mind if she would be a graduate of Berry Academy or something.
Anonymous No.58210037
>>58210029
>Actually, if I remember correctly, people found pretty early in files of SV placeholder files for what supposedly was Iono's casual outfit. A lot of people believed that she will have more prominent roles in DLCs. I would not mind if she would be a graduate of Berry Academy or something.
i waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas one of them anon, i was...
also the art you posted is pretty bad cuz no big dumbo ears, iono has such pretty ears and author made them small :{
Anonymous No.58210041 >>58210658
>>58202864 (OP)
Buit for rape
Anonymous No.58210045
I love her tetas
Anonymous No.58210071
>>58205168
>>58206894
no coat or naked under coat?
naked under coat has exhibitionist appeal and a greater chance for wardrobe malfunctions, but i prefer no coat because it draws attention to the curves
Anonymous No.58210093 >>58210105
it is absolutely insane to me that gooners will scream at you about how healthy their lives are while we all know they're just jerking their peckers in the dark in their mom's basement, touchless. It's pathetic.
Anonymous No.58210105
>>58210093
>Kellogg Jr is projecting and too afraid to answer directly
Adorable. Please tell us how over 90% of the world are basement dweller gooners because we all jerk off as we should.
Anonymous No.58210200 >>58210521
>it's against the rules to make fun of gooners now
Anonymous No.58210521
>>58210200
That's because the mods themselves are gooners and by insulting gooners you insult them.
Anonymous No.58210658
>>58210041
in front of her audience, that is