Thread 58204098

If these were an actual starter trio after Gen 9, what would your thoughts be?
>fuck off David
That's not an answer

>>58204098 (OP)
You can tell everyone who isn't a contrarian would pick the water one if these were real

>>58204098 (OP)
>Grass starter is a The Future is Wild reference
Cool but they wouldn't risk the IP infringement

>>58204098 (OP)
squibbon line is absolute peak and japan loves some random spec evo. Unironically grand. Best starter you made.
Fire beaver is dumb though.
Water dragon is generic and boring.
Scrap those last two, come up with something else.

>>58204098 (OP)
just make the beaver the water starter dude, and make the fire type something different. Maybe a fire-belly toad or something. Octopus is awesome though.

>>58204098 (OP)
Fuck off David.... but I'd pick the water dragon.

>>58204130
Nah, I think they're fine. They fit with the Puget Sound basis of my region.
>>58204133
Fire beaver sounds cool. Fits with the lumberjack basis (obvious I know).

>>58204098 (OP)
fuck off David

>>58204130
>Scrap those last two, come up with something else
please don't encourage him. these are like his 500th designs I can't take anymore.

>>58204156
sneed

>>58204159
you're pathetic david. why don't you go back to posting gay bait you homo.

>>58204162
nah you are, fix your bot normie.

>>58204165
>fix your bot normie
wtf are you even talking about
you're not even good at insulting people, you should just kys

>>58204167
you first tourist, go back to post patreon watermarks on fingerbang threads.

>>58204158
Kek

>>58204098 (OP)
I like the grass thing. Fire Beaver would be a killer card in the TCG though I bet

>>58204105
>his favorite is the sperm
lmao

More info

Octopus3
Type: Grass/Ground
HA: Chlorophyll
Stats: 110/100/80/100/80/60
Signature move: Root Trap (Grass - Physical - BP: 70 - PP: 10 - Acc: 85% - The user traps the target with its tentacles and steals some HP from the target every turn. The user and target cannot switch out.)
Dex entry: During the day, it ingrains itself to the ground, absorbing nutrients. When dusk arrives, it wanders around the forest, leaving giant footprints behind.

Beaver3
Type: Fire/Steel
HA: Technician
Stats: 95/116/84/75/75/85
Signature move: Slash-and-Burn (Fire - Physical - BP: 90 - PP: 10 - Acc: 100% - The user slashes everything around it in a fiery blaze. This also clears off everything on the field.)
Dex entry: With its iron-clad teeth and spikes on its tail, it clears out trees quicker than a lumberjack could. It often eats the cut-down logs to refuel the fire in its belly.

Dragon3
Type: Water/Psychic
HA: Multiscale
Stats: 76/64/86/109/95/100
Signature move: Dragon Descent (Water - Special - BP: 120 - PP: 5 - Acc: 90% - The user unleashes a dragon-shaped beam of water energy at the target. This also causes heavy rain to fall, but halves this move's accuracy.)
Dex entry: The pearl this Pokémon is holding is the source of its Psychic powers. If even a tiny scratch is on it, it will furiously unleash waterspouts in its wake.

>>58204183
nobody posted condoom yet

You're mentally ill David

>>58204098 (OP)
fuck off David

>>58204194
sneed

>>58204098 (OP)
At this point I don't even know if this is still the real David and not just a shitposter wearing his skin.

You know at one point the water dragon looked good. What happened to it?

My answer is fuck off David.

>>58204258
?

>>58204155
>>58204184
actually I take it back a beaver being fire type in order to fell trees is kind of interesting actually

>>58204261
Our answer is sneed

>>58204098 (OP)
Not terrible. I would pick Water obviously, but tree mollusc is a neat design too.

Fire beaver is kinda lame.

>>58204105
Are you fucking crazy? Grass one, easy.

>>58204098 (OP)
>torterra but octopus
>generic fire/fighting
>serperior but crossed with intellion
very uninspired

>>58204098 (OP)
Love the grass squibbon.
Like the idea of the fire beaver, but not a fan of the execution.
Water dragon/eel is decent. I'm sure it would be the most popular if it was real.

Im not gonna lie I haven't been on this board very long like a couple months and I gotta say the amount of OC and interaction on /vp/ is impressive.

How would you compare the starters to Gen 7-9?

>>58204342
I like how the starters from gens 7-9 exist in a game. You should try that with yours.

>>58204098 (OP)
>No blatant waifutard final evos
Better than SV's starters.

>>58204098 (OP)
swap the dragon for a waifumon

>>58204098 (OP)
I'd pick one of your previous set, the fox or the beetle, they actually look cool.

>>58204425
Beetle looks like a megaman boss

>>58204425
I like the beetle too, be the knight or the AA cannon version.

>>58204098 (OP)
Tree squid is the only good one, even if the idea came from that one specevo show on Animal Planet.

These look like route one encounters and a mid game sea creature, not a starter trio

>>58204098 (OP)
fuck off David

>>58204425
I much prefer the current Octopus tree
for me the beetle should be turned into a water type crustacean startet and the current dragon should be the fire type

>>58204098 (OP)
The grass one could be cool

>>58204105
Dude can't wrap his head around the fact that not everyone has the taste of a 13 yo prepubescent boy

>>58204184
Why would you fuck over the octopus like that with shitty ability compared to the others?

>>58205527
What do you think would be a better ability for it?

>>58204098 (OP)
Fire beaver jobmon is the weakest one.
Grass starter is good.
Water starter is okay if only a bit generic.

>>58205431
sneed

Me personally, I’d rate…
1st place: Grass starter
2nd place: Water starter
3rd place: Fire starter

>>58204098 (OP)
>fuck off David
Thanks for reminding me of this gem: >>58199580

>>58204105
I can see furries taking the tanuki

>>58205614
Thats a penis

>>58204098 (OP)
I hate this. I'd release the starter as soon as I could

>>58207125
>I get both references.
Dumb ESL.

>>58204098 (OP)
We need more animalistic starter Pokemons

>>58204425
The Grass starter line is genuinely one of the best I've seen.
I always post it when David is around. He must be reminded.

didn't you show a fire axolotl last fakemon thread?

>>58207337
What?

>>58204098 (OP)
>>58204425
Both sets are pretty much the same to me
Grass starter is novel and interesting, the clear choice
Fire starter is fine but boring
Water starter is fine but boring but a little less boring than the fire starter

>>58204098 (OP)
David, this is why no one likes you. Not only have you done ANOTHER new set of starters, but you've fully ignored the open Fakemon and /rheg/ threads to attention whore yourself even more than you usually do. Go find a fakemon discord that you won't poorly ape designs from and leave.
>inb4 you just reply ">sneed" like you have been to anybody who criticizes you
>inb4 you try to report me for "off-topic" again so have a fakemon.

>>58210349
Except that it’s not really a Fakemon thread. The topic is what would your thoughts be if they’re actual Gen 10+ starters

>>58210624
I did post my thoughts, David is just a bitch who reports people for criticizing him so I posted a regional infernape to be on-topic for the board.

>>58211244
Maybe it’s the fact that “fuck off david” or “kys david” were used so much that they’re considered spamming?

>>58211450
Or you're assuming that is the only criticism lodged at him when he spams the board?

>>58204098 (OP)
Top left is traced, right

>>58211509
the funniest part is the previous version was straight "stolen" from bromojumbo.