Thread 58211267

The general for all things Malamar from Kalos! Your friend, my friend, everyone’s favorite Pokemon! Post and discuss everything related to Malamar here!

>General FAQ

>Is Malamar the best pokemon in the entire franchise?
Yes.
>Is it the strongest in every game?
Also yes.
>Is there anything better than Malamar?
Nope.
>Mega Evolution form announcement?
Imminent.
>Can I discuss Inkay in here?
No, get the FUCK out

I love Malamar!

I love Malamar!

I FUCKING LOVE MALAMAR RAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

MI AMIGO MALAMAR

Mochi mochi

>>58211267 (OP)
GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /mlg/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day since Malamar (yes, THE Malamar from Pokémon X and Y) was confirmed to be the best Pokémon in existence. Make sure to drink Flygonfans' tears during the upcoming trailer when Mega Malamar steps into the spotlight!

>b-but Charizard is the bestest, coolest and badassest Pokémon!

No. The overgrown lizard doesn't even have an official fanclub and dance, unlike Malamar.

So where's the mega malamar trailer? Did you fags lie to me again?

what if i genuinely like malamar and don't need to be hypnotized to think as such

>>58213035
I don't believe you.

>>58213035
That's exactly what someone hypnotized by Malamar would say.

MON AMI SEPIATROCE

>>58213030
September 10.

>>58211267 (OP)
I love Hyp... M-Malamar!

>>58211267 (OP)
You love Malamar!

>>58211267 (OP)
What did trumbeak do to get in the bottom 6? its inoffensive.

This is not /bbg/ :c

MY FRIEND MALAMAR

Is this kind of guerrilla marketing where all the game dev budget is going

>>58213590
The extra year's worth of budget went into the marketing.

>>58213357
I love Malamar!

>>58213374
# of page visits man, being inoffensive is more likely to net you there. The most annoying and the most appealing mons are going to be at the top, not the least incentivizing.

>can’t learn solar beam
>can learn flame thrower
Explain

>>58211267 (OP)
What causes this?

>>58214938
Malamarketing.

MY FRIEND MALAMAR

Where I can find Malamar plushies? My family needs some

https://www.pokemon.com/us/pokemon-news/the-top-five-pokemon-trading-card-game-cards-of-all-time Malamarbros we just can’t stop winning

>pokemon explicitly known for psychic shenanigans in dex entries and the anime
>is a physical attacker

>>58215950
Everything about My Friend Malamar (TM) is topsy-turvy

>>58213357
We love Malamar!

>Let's all love Malamar
Let's all love Malamar

Today is 9/6. Will they take the opportunity that 9 is an upside-down 6 to release Mega Malamar?

>>58211267 (OP)
Simipourbros…

Loving the new hit single “My Friend” by Mega Malamar ft. DJ xxxPloud

I SOLD ALL MY BELONGINGS AND BOUGHT THINGS ONLY FOR MY MALAMAR.

HAIL MALAMAR

I love how my friend Malamar can make friends so easily!

>>58215950
Its a rapist friend who messes your brain by touching it directly with it's tentacles touches your heart with kindness

Post Malamar being friendly

What would y'all think if malamar got an evolution proper instead of a mega after all this?

>>58218845
Eviolite Superpower Malamar could have some potential
>b-but U-Turn—
Tera Steel

This is Mega Malamar, don't let the other shit fool you.

I love Malamar!

When are they going to release the fucking Mega

>>58220871
They announced it's at 13:00 utc on wednesday.