Thread 58212139

https://www.pokemon.co.jp/info/2025/09/250905_p01.html
What's the best pokemon ever and why it is my friend Malamar? It's so nice, and cool, and strong, its shape is so aluring and its colors... its colors.... I love my friend Malamar

>>58212139 (OP)
>What's the best pokemon ever and why it is my friend Malamar? It's so nice, and cool, and strong, its shape is so aluring and its colors... its colors.... I love my friend Malamar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECoVBNEvMgo

I love Malamar /vp/. I LOVE MALAMAAAAAAAAR!!!

>>58212233
>zoomer tries to fit in
Malamar isn't using hypnosis to sleep people but to make them believe they love it, so the flute wouldn't do shit, that is explicitly only for pokemon that are asleep.

I'm a little disturbed

>>58212560
You should get yourself an Inkay, they are pretty neat and cute! And if you train them enough... who knows? You may get yourself your own friend Malamar! Aren't you excited just from thinking about it??

>>58212565
Excited? Not really, but I don't hate the idea, after today's shift at work I'll go catch one hopefully I'll feel more at ease

>>58212139 (OP)
>hypnotizing people to do it's bidding
Honestly I can't be mad at Mega Malamar's design. It's accurate to how LGBTQ faggots truly act.

>>58212139 (OP)
>Calamanero

In portuguese, "Cara Maneiro" means cool guy

>>58212843
Malamar is a cool guy! I love Malamar!

>>58212687
>sees multiple colors of the spectrum
>immediately thinks about queers
Oh no no no no no...