Thread 58214117

>have a pokemon the size of a puppy
>it suddenly evolves into something the size of a grizzly
>still have to feed the cunt
Nobody tells the 10 year old kids that part.

>pancham suddenly evolves
>you are now smothered in big soft fluffy belly
ha ha oh nooooo

>>58214117 (OP)
this is why all mons should be part of 3-stage lines

>>58214117 (OP)
>6’11”
>in the field and human like egg groups
Built for impregnating Gardevoir, Lopunny, Braixen and Meowscarada

>>58214117 (OP)
Well, if you told me that naked rat transforms into a giant bear in just two years, I wouldn't believe it either.

Pokemon just shortens that wait.

Use a everstone, moron

>>58214126
>regularly hugging/petting your Pancham so that when he evolves, he constantly wants to hug you

>>58215617
groomer

>>58215624
there are no groomers here, this isn't the Wicke thread

>>58215624
People do the same thing with dogs and other animals, like if you want one that enjoys being held. The only one making it sound weird is you.

Side note: I just went and got this image because I wanted to post an image with my reply, and I barely saw any Pangoro art that wasn't weird and fetishy. Very sad! I wish I could find a drawing where it's all cute and fluffy.

Feeding Pokemon has been the one big thorn in my side when it comes to Pokemon world building. I know that the anime mandates keep the idea of Pokemon food kind of ambiguous, they all just eat the same universal dogfood block stuff, whatever. But realistically, having to keep Pokemon fed sounds like a fulltime job by itself.
It's why I imagine only people really serious about Pokemon training can raise a full team of 6, how expensive would it be to keep an entire team of big ass monsters fed EVERY day? How much time is spent getting their food?
And then you gotta think about specific Pokemon, like, a Dragon type, right? Those things HAVE to eat twice, three times as much as a normal Pokemon, right? Or really anything that's huge and hunts and has to burn a lot of energy flying, they must need so much.

And then we get to like, WHAT they eat. I'm sure in Poke-Earth's super society they can probably artificially create some kind of super food for a Pokemon's diet, but realistically you'd probably need to have a bunch of frozen, dead rodent or bug Pokemon imported to you for any predator mons, which means there'd need to be like, Rattata, Magikarp and Ledyba farms, which brings up the question of ethics too.
And that's just regular Pokemon, Aggron and TTar eat entire fucking mountains and/or rare and valuable minerals from the earth. How much money are you willing to spend to keep up with your Sableye's quite literally expensive taste? Shit, and what about GHOSTS? Those bitches near universally eat straight up life energy, who's putting that out? Do you think there's folks in Poke Earth who literally sell their soul to ghost trainers so their mons can have a good meal? Damn.

All I'm saying is, if I was a trainer, I'd keep my mons small and manageable, with herbivore diets if not outright just grass mons that only need some sunlight. Miss me with that team of psuedos and kaijumons, you better have a kaiju wallet to feed your fucking 700 pound rock monster, shithead.

>>58215791
>Dragons
Lizards don't really eat as much or as often as mammals do, especially adults, so I think it would be more manageable.

>>58215791
I like how they actually tell its a struggle in new Consierge season.

>>58215791
>but realistically you'd probably need to have a bunch of frozen, dead rodent or bug Pokemon imported to you for any predator mons, which means there'd need to be like, Rattata, Magikarp and Ledyba farms, which brings up the question of ethics too.
this part is no differnet from pet stores that pet mice while also selling dead mice as food for reptiles

>>58215791
I mean, I imagine it's all easily accessible varieties of bachelor chow at every pokecenter, but still the sheer VOLUME.

It's like, OK kid, you have a venusaur, an arcanine and a gyarados now, good luck handling it with your battle gambling money.

>>58214251
I never knew panda cubs were that neotenous, that's insane.

>>58215791
>>58216250
do you guys not get that pokemon is a post-scaricty society? There are so many pokemon that can just magic food into existence.

>>58216374
There are? Like who? Please give three examples

>>58215666
It's the big belly. You know the audience that attracts...

>>58217265
tropius
miltank
chansey

>>58218290
>It's the big belly.
Hell yeah.

>>58215666
It's a baramon. You won't find much cute or fluffy.

>>58215791
Pokémon is a post-scarcity society. In fact, I don't think they ever mention hunger as a problem wven in the past. Basically, whatever food they have is magically sufficient and I think that's nice. I don't like the idea of having to eat Pokémon in any kind. They are too sentient.

Poverty is also barely an issue too. I believe Po Town in Alola is the only place that there is poverty and still, it was more that Team Skull don't fit with society norms than they were poor

I am 99% convinced this is the only fan art of Pangoro smiling in existence.

>>58219636
>I believe Po Town in Alola is the only place that there is poverty
Lumiose

>>58216374
>muh post-scarcity society.
>slums, poverty, wars, crimes and energy crisis all around the world.

You're retarded and have no idea what you're talking about.

>>58220556
Spikemuth while heavily under-explored, is also mentioned to be an underfunded and dilapidated shithole due to their lack of dynamax spot.
While Cianwood is not a murky, crime-ridden hole in the ground, still is mostly portrayed as a small and not very rich village with people mostly living off fishing and collecting seaweeds.
Surprisingly, I can't think of anything poverty-related in Unova. I can swear tho that there was some shithole and shady people there.