Thread 58219230

I think that Avery and Gloria are pretty cute together

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery was made to be stabbed with a kitchen knife.

>>58219230 (OP)
MysticUmbreon is a faggot and he wants to suck Avery's cock.

Teenager girls are meant for older men

>>58219230 (OP)
I want Avery to suffer a fiery death by burning in lava.

>>58219230 (OP)
Rivals like Nemona are the greatest of all time. I'll finally be able to kill Avery with cars and electric torture like on gta and metal gear.

>>58220278
I'd kill Nemona after our like, 3rd battle? Just to be free of her

>>58219230 (OP)
Kitchen knife schizoid gonna be pissed if Avery is on the next pokemon game.

>Men want him
>Women want to be him

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery, you ungrateful piece of shit. Bede gives up being a psychic specialist you never thanked him. Bede will always be a better character than shitty Avery.

>>58219230 (OP)
We want to stab Avery with a kitchen knife on pokemon. We are not gay.

>>58219230 (OP)
It would be nice to buy some guns on pokemon so I can shoot Avery with them and kill him.

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery, I will punch your damn face because you are not a cute girl like Klara.

>>58219230 (OP)
I want to burn Avery's face with fire.

>>58219230 (OP)
I wish I had Rattata's on steroids. They could bite Avery's feet off his legs.

>>58219230 (OP)
I love needles. I could use them to harm Avery on pokemon shield.

>>58219230 (OP)
All gamefreak had to do was to make the isle of armor rivals a choice no matter which game you brought. But no. They want shield players to be stuck with that gay faggot Avery instead of sexy Klara.

>>58219230 (OP)
It would be nice if Avery got his skin burned with corrosive acid.

>>58219230 (OP)
Melony is the best shield exclusive trainer. Allister and Avery are trash tier and they should go die somewhere.

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery. Do us a favor and drop dead. I will never allow your stupid ass to have victory in Galar.

>>58219230 (OP)
End your self Avery. You look like that fat ass called ProZD.

>>58219230 (OP)
A wild pack of Houndooms should have mauled Avery to death.

What a weird thread

>>58220481
Schizo thinking they’re quirky

>>58219230 (OP)
OH GOD AVERY YOUR NECK YOU BROKE IT OH GOD

>>58220575
I would be happy if Avery had his neck snapped.

>>58219230 (OP)
I'm gonna roast the skinny bastard Avery until his skin peels off.

>>58219230 (OP)
I could edit the security footage to make it look like Avery was assassinated by 2 Mr. Mimes and a fully evolved Stoutland. It's classic but it's clean.

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery, I will break your face, crush your bones into dust, chop you into little pieces and finally put your body remains in a blender and flush it down a toilet.

>>58219230 (OP)
One way to enjoy Avery is by putting a bullet into his skull.

>>58219230 (OP)
I gotta kill Avery on pokemon shield. He ruined my erection.

>>58219230 (OP)
"Stab Avery with a kitchen knife" refers to an internet meme expressing strong dislike for the Pokémon character Avery, who is a recurring antagonist and rival in Pokémon Shield. While it doesn't relate to any in-game content, it originated from online discussions, particularly in the comments sections of websites like pokemonblog.com.

>>58220370
Gay. A real man enjoys Melony, Avery, and Allister.

>>58219230 (OP)
Gloria would never date Avery. Avery's gay lover is the scammer know as adrive.

>>58220370
I remember Melony. She for some of the shield players is the ''just here for Godzilla'' trope.

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery deserves to be raped by ghost and dark types in Wyndon.

>>58219230 (OP)
I should buy a gun and a flamethrower to kill Avery with heat and bullets.

>>58219230 (OP)
A disturbed individual posted an anonymous comment on a Pokémon blog, expressing a violent fantasy towards the fictional character Avery.

>>58219230 (OP)
"Stab Avery with a kitchen knife". The origin of this phrase stems from fan reactions to Avery replacing the character Klara in the Isle of Armor DLC, leading to a fictional movement among some players to "stab" Avery with a kitchen knife.

>>58219230 (OP)
I will ensure that Avery is not dating female characters because he is an ugly gay man. I will stop Avery from having sex with Nessa if can whack him in the head with a metal baseball bat.

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery's parents should have gotten an abortion to prevent him from being born. I would use a time machine to convince them. If they don't listen, I will cause a miscarriage to ensure my mission is successful.

>>58220769
Stop grooming our children you greedy money grubbing bastards.

Well, I still think Avery is neat

schizobait threads are always surreal.

>>58219230 (OP)
We also hate Avery. Greninja is missing from Galar too.

>>58219230 (OP)
Yay Klara. Boo Avery.

>>58219230 (OP)
The search results show "stab avery kitchen pokemon" is a hashtag and phrase that refers to hate for a specific Pokémon character, Avery, from the Pokémon Shield game, who some players dislike for replacing the character Klara and for other reasons, and is not a literal request to harm anyone or anything. The phrase is used on social media and comments sections as an expression of extreme dislike for the character, rather than a command for violence. Why some fans dislike Avery.
Character Replacement: Avery replaced Klara, a character who some players preferred.
Perceived Worst Character: Some players express strong negative feelings towards Avery, calling him the worst Pokémon character in the game. What the phrase means.
Internet Slang/Meme: The phrase "Stab Avery with a kitchen knife" is a form of internet expression and a meme, not a literal instruction.
Expression of Frustration: It's used to express extreme dislike or frustration with the character.

>>58219230 (OP)
I know what type of knife I will use when I stab Avery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvIgFZVQ_KI

>>58219230 (OP)
I long for Avery to be burned by the hell flames of satan.

>>58219230 (OP)
I use fire type pokemon. They can help me cause 3rd degree burns on Avery's skin.

>>58219230 (OP)
Water type pokemon will help me drown Avery in the ocean.

>>58219230 (OP)
I use some grass type pokemon. They can use razor leaf to cut Avery's skin.

>>58219230 (OP)
Electric pokemon can flash fry Avery using thunder. I'll make sure he does not make it to the hospital in time.

>>58219230 (OP)
Dragon pokemon have sharp claws to skin Avery alive. They can even chew on Avery's bones.

>>58219230 (OP)
Psychic pokemon are strong enough to choke Avery to death.

>>58219230 (OP)
My fighting type pokemon can rearrange Avery's face. Type advantage won't mean shit if they over level his pokemon. I might just assault Avery before he evens sends out a pokemon.

>>58219230 (OP)
Ice pokemon can make sharp ice needles. I will enjoy watching Avery get stabbed by those.

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery should be crushed to death by a 1 ton weight.

>>58219230 (OP)
I will slice Avery in half using a pokemon that knows x scissor. I will enjoy watching Avery bleed out to death.

>>58219230 (OP)
I can use a poison pokemon to give Avery food poisoning. I'll make sure Avery does not get the antidote.

>>58219230 (OP)
Gotta buy a hand gun. Put bullets in it. Shoot Avery multiple times.

>>58219230 (OP)
I am truly motivated to kill Avery using a sickle.

>>58219230 (OP)
I want to wrap my fingers around Avery's neck and choke him until he runs out of oxygen and dies.

>>58219230 (OP)
I want to cut the tongue out of Avery's mouth and feed it to some cats and dogs.

>>58219230 (OP)
I want to use a power drill to drill a hole into Avery's belly button.

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery should have large bugs crawl up his asshole because he is a shitty character that I did not ask for.

>>58219230 (OP)
It would be most fortunate if I could tape a bomb into Avery's mouth and make it explode using a detonator.

>>58219230 (OP)
I want to use a hammer to bash Avery's skull, then I will mash into his brains like potatoes.

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery needs to be ran over with a car and I choose a Volkswagen Golf.

>>58219230 (OP)
I will cut Avery's fingers off using a butcher's knife. I will also force him to swallow urine and feces.

>>58219230 (OP)
I wish I could put a bomb collar around Avery's neck, force him to rape his own dad and make it explode while Avery is raping his own dad.

>>58219230 (OP)
I want to use an AK47 to shoot Avery with all the bullets in the firearm. I won't do it in the isle of armor dojo. I'll wait until he leaves and is isolated and alone somewhere.

>>58219230 (OP)
If I had a missile, I would blow Avery up with it.

>>58219230 (OP)
Even 39 days later, I'll still be gunning to kill the fictional pokemon character Avery for replacing Klara on pokemon shield.

>>58219230 (OP)
I want to cut off Avery's hands and cook them in a frying pan so I can feed them to animals in a dumpster.

Avery's cute.

>>58219230 (OP)
I want to kill Avery in a poison gas chamber. I'll build it in Unova if I could sell expensive bikes in Kanto.

>>58219230 (OP)
I'm gonna burn up Avery badly like an old tire wheel and then I will shoot him dead. If he comes near then his skin must be peeled. I'll do that to Avery because I convinced he is a pedophile. Batty boys are not welcome in Galar.

Canon couple

>>58222272
Bsed

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery should get sold to a cartel. I convince them that Avery is an undercover cop spying on their operations, they get pissed and kill Avery by possibly slashing his neck with a blade.

They look so good together!

>>58222357
Why is she so nervous?

>>58219230 (OP)
We do want to stab Avery with a kitchen knife but we're talking about the one in Galar not Unova.

>>58222361
She's really close to Avery who is incredibly attractive.

>>58219230 (OP)
Nobody cares about that gay faggot Avery. Klara is the character we love.

>>58222382
Nah.

I like both but I prefer Avery.

>>58222374
Makes sense

>>58219230 (OP)
I got some new ideas to kill Avery.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AelPocAK_n0

>>58222388
It would be nice to spike that pizza with laxatives and stab Avery in his ass crack with a kitchen knife.

>>58219230 (OP)
His Japanese voice actor may have experience dubbing spider man, but Avery is still one of my least favorite characters in the pokemon franchise.

>>58222402
Avery's ass, you say?

>>58219230 (OP)
I wish I could glue Avery's mouth shut and make him die from hunger and dehydration.

>>58222427
Mm yeah, shoot the glue in his mouth, make em gargle it for the camera

>>58222423
It may sound sexual but if Avery dies from it, I would be satisfied.

>>58222443
>It may sound sexual
Probably cause it is. Like you specifically mentioned his ass crack

>>58219230 (OP)
Shield players are missing out. Too bad they didn't buy sword.

I wanna kiss em and hold em and smooch em and maybe kiss em as well

>>58219230 (OP)
I love when characters are bound and gagged, but only if they're hot females.

>>58219230 (OP)
There is only one Gloria x shield exclusive trainer ship I support.

I wanna suck on his legs

>>58219230 (OP)
I would be all to pleased if Melony made sexual advances toward me.

>>58222079
I bet 32 teeth would be blown into his brain.

>>58219230 (OP)
I want to cut up Avery with scissors and feed his sliced up corpse to a pack of Mightyena.

Did you know it's common for men to overcompensate with homophobic aggression in response to unwanted gay thoughts or desires? I just thought that was neat.

They're friends.

>>58219230 (OP)
One of the greatest pleasures in this world is Avery dropping a bowling ball on his foot.

>>58219496
Has he been diagnosed with cancer?

>>58219230 (OP)
I wish Avery had a venus fly trap on his head like that guy from saw 2. He would have to cut his eye open to find the key.

>>58222560
Why would you ever not want gay thoughts or desires? I think about dicks every few minutes

>>58219230 (OP)
Avery is just as annoying as those villains I see in sukatto vyond videos. I hope Avery develops a gambling addiction and takes out a loan from team rocket. They'll charge so much interest that Avery will have to go work on a Krabby fishing boat off the coast of snowpoint city for the rest of his life.

>>58219230 (OP)
Who put these wankers on our pokemon games?

>>58222655
So depending on which game you got, You'll get either Belle Delphine (slut) or Dylan Mulvaney (tranny).

>>58219230 (OP)
I will never allow Avery to get his Diddy on with pokemon because I'm gonna stab Avery with a kitchen knife.

>>58222683
>Tranny
Avery is a twink.

Cute couple.

They should've been a Team Rocket-style villain duo.

>>58219230 (OP)
What's better than stabbing Avery with a kitchen knife? Stabbing Avery with 2 kitchen knives.

>>58219230 (OP)
God knows I want to push Avery off a building and watch his body make impact with the pavement.

>>58219230 (OP)
The jig is up Avery. The guys I hired to kill you will complete the tasks I hired them for.

>>58219230 (OP)
Can you feel the sunshine?
Does it brighten up your day?
Don't you feel that sometimes
You just need to run away?
Reach out for the sunshine
Forget about the rain
Just think about the good times
And they will come back again.

>>58222822
>Tails isn't a fox
>Knuckles isn't an echidna
>Skinny Eggman
0/10

>>58219230 (OP)
If you fuck with me, then you're fucking with the man.

>>58219230 (OP)
Destroy what we hate: Avery
Save what we love: Lucario

>>58222904
>Destroy what we hate
Avery
>Save what we love
Avery

Avery has a much more believable character arc than Klara. All around a better character with a stronger team.

>>58219230 (OP)
I would love to see Avery die like that character called ''big figure''. A vigilante killed him in a prison bathroom and his blood was spilling on the floor with toilet water mixed in.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6SzYVNof48

I want to stab Avery with a kitchen knife but for more nuanced, cultured, heterosexual reasons. Get on my level.

Why's he so pretty?

>>58222975
Anyone who says he’s ugly clearly isn’t based and Averypilled like me

So, basically this thread have 2 kind of answers:
1) I want to kill Avery
2) I want to fuck Avery
Is this normal?

>>58219230 (OP)
All I have to do is pretend the guy getting killed in this video is Avery from pokemon shield.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BC2CtU72W2w

>>58223001
They're actually the same answer.

9 out of 10 times Gloria would be at the top or taking the lead if they fucked

>>58223001
This shit has been happening ever since January 9 2020. It's normal.

>>58223043
He'd get pegged. Total strapbait. Klara would core him like an apple.

>>58219230 (OP)
Thank God we're going back to Kalos. I won't have to worry about gay male fruit loops stealing my waifus away there. Avery was worse than Tierno and Trevor.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE_35FPXZ-Q0

>>58223001
The query "stab Avery with a kitchen knife pokemon" refers to a series of malicious and violent internet posts targeting the fictional Pokémon character Avery. The posts, which have been documented on the website Pokémon Blog and 4chan, are a form of speech, calling for the character to be physically harmed with a kitchen knife and other methods. This campaign appears to be driven by several factors. Envy of the character Klara. A recurring theme in the posts is the claim that Avery stole the character Klara from the shield players. Misguided humor. The posts seem to be a mix of genuine hatred and an attempt at edgy, toxic humor.

>>58219230 (OP)
Look at us. So big and small. Two together through it all. Heart of gold. Oh wish come true. You and me, unbreakable.

>>58219230 (OP)
Older women kick ass.

MOOOOOOODS

>>58223185
Which one is Gloria and Avery in this situation?

>>58223485
I see the Rillaboom as Peony, not Avery. Peony is my second favorite dlc character after mustard.

I have a type.

>>58223694
Which is?

>>58224426
'Leggy twink who is asking for it'.

lol

I wanna bully Avery in a way that is explicitly and unambiguously homosexual.

>>58222272
He looks like a girl here.

>>58219230 (OP)
Aw sweet a knife schizo thread!
>>58222560
100% the reason why he's doing that, yeah. Bet he always makes these threads and spams the fuck out of it whenever he just jerked off to Avery and the post-nut clarity sets in kek

>>58219230 (OP)
"Stab Avery with a kitchen knife" is a fictional, fan-created slogan originating from a movement that expresses dislike for Avery, a rival character in Pokémon Sword and Shield. The phrase emerged because Avery is seen as replacing Klara, a rival character in Pokémon Sword, with some players preferring the Pokémon Shield character. The slogan is not a literal instruction but a hyperbolic expression of fans' strong disapproval of the character. What it means: Fictional origin: The phrase was created by fans as a humorous way to express their disdain for the character Avery. Klara vs. Avery: The sentiment arose because some fans consider Klara to be a "wife" and Avery to be a "replacement" for her. Hyperbole:
The phrase "stab Avery with a kitchen knife" is a form of exaggeration used to convey strong dislike, rather than a literal call to violence against a real person. Context within the game:
Isle of Armor DLC: Avery is a character encountered in the Isle of Armor DLC for Pokémon Shield. Rival battle: Players will battle against Avery during the DLC.

>>58219230 (OP)
I bet Avery made up those rumors about Typhlosion to distract people from his own sexual crimes. Avery is a gay pedophile.

>>58219230 (OP)
Leon will kick your ass Avery.