Thread 58231804

MY FRIEND MALAMAR!!!!!!!!!!

Guys I’m starting to think those leaks were real… 4/4 i can’t deny it anymore

>>58231804 (OP)
ugly but not as bad as the assumed look of the drawing

>>58231804 (OP)
Pretty peak if you ask me.

>Neither of the leaks were real
CENTRO BTFO
CHINKS BTFO

looks cool in that lighting
not sure how its ingame model will translate though

Very different from what everyone interpreted the leaks...

>>58231829
I'm guessing it's the usual in motion vs still art

>>58231822
Anon...?

>>58231829
I guess leakers easily forget details when trying to get info out.

they should be bitter rivals

>>58231804 (OP)
MY FRIEND MALAMAR!!!!!!!!

>>58231804 (OP)
Malabar created white people?

>>58231822
are you retarded? thus is exactly what the leak said it would be, just like the last 3. your brain evolved to recognize patterns, how have you squandered it like this?

>>58231804 (OP)
we waited a week for a woke scyphozoa from code lyoko?

>>58231850
MY FRIEND YAKUB!!!!!!

>>58231850
No that was Calyrex. Malamar is Mars Attacks

>>58231822
>exactly as the leaks said
>"they aren't real!"
What?

>that hair
A LITTLE LESS CONVERSATION A LITTLE MORE ACTION PLEASE

>>58231804 (OP)
Uh, it's better than I expected

>>58231851
CENTRO LOST
CRY MORE JE*t

>>58231804 (OP)
What in the sciphozoa is that

>>58231804 (OP)
This new direction with megas is absolutely hideous, i can't believe they peaked in the same gen they were introduced

>>58231855
>>58231877
>unown

When does the info page drop?

>>58231855
>woke
Using that word unironicaly in 2025
Cringe

Another banger design. Megas just don't miss.

>>58231822
coping as usual I see...

>>58231822
>pretending

>>58231899
>this is Emma's ace
Weird

>>58231876
you're literally wrong...? is this a joke? the leak was "malamar on a diet", did you watch the trailer with your eyes closed? like arguing with stones, this board i swear.

>>58231871
>ending in a white part at the bottom
>it's hard to explain
total fraud

>>58231899
Literally Hitler

>>58231804 (OP)
What ability will it have? A brand new one?

>>58231913
>is this a joke?
no, but it is a fake reaction:
this whole place is simply shitposting for (You)s by people that never get interaction in real life. being funny has nothing to do with it. in fact, it's easier to get replies by being annoying and stupid than by being funny.

>>58231871
All these fucking shitmons bro what the FUCK
Who picked these

>>58231899
IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME, NOT HIM!!!!
ITS NOT FAAAAAIRRR!!!!!

>>58231927
We won't know until Gen 10 because PLZA has no abilities like PLA

>>58231899
It's awesome. I'm so happy.

>>58231804 (OP)
modern pokemon designers are dogshit
DOGSHIT

>>58231899
Very cool. Way better thant the renders made from the leaks

>>58231899
I kinda love it
quadruples down on the supervillain inspiration

>>58231899
This render actually looks fucking sick, why the hell was Dragonite's so fucking weird when Victreebel's was fine and Hawlucha's and now this one were actually well done

>>58231918
was wondering at what point denialfags would finally break, not particularly shocked to find the answer is "never" honestly. i mean, your mind is broken, but not your ridiculous conviction. see you doing logical backflips in two days when we see upside down greninja, i guess.

>>58231935
Shitmon appreciators
Sorry FlyGONE didn't get an unnecessary powerup for the 14th installment in a row

>>58231944
but it looks cool as fuck

>>58231804 (OP)
That's actually pretty alright, I thought they were going to show a tall malamar and nothing else
Let's hope Starmie is decent too

>>58231899
sick
>>58231970
because Dragonite is shit

>>58231828
Actually though

>>58231899
>>58231902
it is funny Emma's ace is this
unless malamar is controlling her

>Gen 1 fans get the ugliest megas
>KalosGODS get the best one

>>58231986
Me too, it looks cool, very menacing. I'm a bit concerned it looks like a cartoon alien more than a mega Malamar but whatever. It seems clear to me that they designed the megas to be bosses with a backstory. I suspect these videos (except Dragonite) are to showcase the rogue mega bosses.

>>58232013
hwlucha barely changes anything and victreebel is at least funny so I'd rank them as Malamar > Victreebel > Hawlucha (all okay-to-great) > Dragonite (worst mega ever)

>>58231918
Anon.... its feet are white. And this is a pretty pretty difficult Mega to describe

>>58231804 (OP)
God I hope the hair uncurls when it does a heavy attack

>>58232033
NTA but Hawlucha's already a luchador bird, there's only so many places you can go with that.

>>58231871
>>58231899
>it's hard to describe better
I'm sorry but is the leaker stupid? Obviously their info is real but they aren't smart enough to mention the big blowing head or the shoulders or the light art drawings in the air?

COME TO SPYRAL YOU TOO

>>58232070
well yeah but maybe it could've gotten really big and strong idk
mostly just looks like it changed costumes
and the new costume is really cool so it's alright in the end but it feels more like an alternate forme than a mega (though I guess megas kinda are alternate formes in a way)

>>58232054
I haven't thought about that
Most mons only get 2 attacking animations, for specials and physicals
It would be cool if they'd now get at least 4 for the same physical/special and for moves over 90 BP or something like that
Shame it will never happen though...

TOTAL MALAMAR DOMINATION

>>58232083
>Really big and strong
Are you blind, anon? Dude is RIIIIIIIIPPPPED

>>58232071
Yeah Mega Malamar's head is pretty clearly supposed to be like his tentacles are wrapping up to look like a giant brain. Dont know how the leaker didnt make that connection at all lol. It's so obvious even the Pokemon twitter is mentioning its brain

>>58231899
Mega Hawlucha is still my favorite, but this is a cool design.

>>58231970
For Mega Dragonite they wanted to go for the "30 year old women who will buy puff the magic dragon plushies" audience

>>58231970
>why the hell was Dragonite's so fucking weird
Dragonite is a shit design just like mega dragonite

le quick and dirty maymay

>>58232135
it's kinda a cute play on how the cehpalopod nervous system extends into their arms, thus the oft quoted fun fact that their arms 'have brains of their own'. well thought out and cute design :)

>hypnosis and tentacles
kino

>>58232184
>No Mega?

>>58232184
great, now lets send it to flygonkeks

>looks like a brain and spinal cord
Yep, I'm thinking KINO

>>58231804 (OP)
>>58231899
My Friend Malamar!

>>58232071
The average pokefag doesn't consume any other media besides pokemon. They don't know that Malamar is based on a mindflayer and couldn't comprehend that his mega doubles down on that, with the brain and pointy shoulders

>>58231804 (OP)
It's hideous

>>58231899
he reminds me a bit of Elvis with that huge collar

>>58232237
>They don't know that Malamar is [HEADCANON]

>>58231804 (OP)
oh that's actually not that bad compared to the leak, looks like a saturday morning cartoon villain.

How can you all like this? It looks disgusting with a giant brain

>>58231899
>Hypnosis so strong it re-writes people's personality
People are going to have a field day with this one. Literaly Salazzle for coomer women.

>>58231899
>Supervillain-looking ass mf
SEEMS LIKE SOMEONE IS ITCHING A LESSON

>>58231871
>has gone on a diet
Lmao

>>58232015
I think you nailed it on the head. Classic example of gamefreak making designs be individuals instead of species.

>>58232290
I mean that's literally a problem since gen 1
>all those cubone with missing mom

My plappable wife Malamar!
I like the design.

i don't wan't to hear any of you cocksuckers say mega forms shouldn't change a pokemon's anatomy and only adding shit on the regular design ever again

>>58232184
I applaud you anon

>>58232259
>nothing is based on ANYTHING you can NEVER perform artistic analysis or logically deduce something from available information and cultural context EVER or it's HEADCANON
you are so fucking annoying dude, get new material

Someone should just edit a regular malamar with the rainbow pattern to make it fit with the mega evolution design philosophy

The porn possibility with this mega are high, hope he get to Hypno's level as a tentaclebro

>>58232323
it's still easier for base + extras to be good than new design to be good, thoughie

>>58231874
how tf does one see a giant brain and think of elvis

>>58232364
No one likes mega aerodactyl

>>58231899
>lava lamp body
>rave sticks for arms
>giant shoulder pads
>slicked hair
>the most shit-eating expression ever
GROOVY BABY

>>58232352
A few years ago I wondered why malamar wasn’t used more for hentai, with the recent hype and the mega now I hope this severe issue gets addressed by the community

>>58232274
I love that you can have all three of these on your team with zero type overlap

>>58231935
People jerked off megas for a decade because "it makes shitmons like Lopunny and Beedrill not shit"

>>58232408
Now I want to make a superhero/villain team. We already have 3, which pokemon would be in the other half?

>>58232431
Beedrill is still shit

>>58231899
>dragonite and victreebel are shit
>hawlucha and malamar are great
50/50 so far.

>>58231804 (OP)
It's impressive how this shit is so bad, yet people will defend it to the grave and buy a 60$ shit game with two shit 50$ DLCs that will "fix" said shit, and then wonder why Pokemon is getting worse and worse. Honestly, Game Freak is right, they knew that if they kept doing shit games, people will keep buying it more and more, you get what you deserve

>>58231804 (OP)
it's literally big brain mode, that's fucking hilarious, why didn't the leaked description mention that, it's the best part

>>58232071
my guess is that they didn't actually have the game and were working off second or third hand information from gamefreakout or someone close enough to get a copy from him

>>58232184
Nice

>>58232496
I like Mega Malamar and I'm not gonna pay for anything. Cope and seethe my nigga

>>58231804 (OP)
>>58231899
This guy's gonna look absolutely sick in the tcg. Hope it's playable too.

>>58232496
you need to update your programming, bot. legends doesn't get dlc

>>58232236
>My wife Malamar

That actually looks good. Good enough to be an evolution even.
Monkey's Paw strikes again.

>>58231804 (OP)
Surrounded by friends

>>58231804 (OP)
Holy Meh

>>58231927
Intimidate but it inflicts Confusion

>>58232522
Good, but the other idiots will
>>58232533
Yet, they will sure add some useless DLCs that will other "epic" MEGAs and "new content"

>>58232622
>instantly makes any tier it’s legal in literally unplayable

MY FRIEND MALAMAR
IS S SUPER HYPNO SQUID
LIKES TO SPIN
LIKES TO FLASH

>>58231941
PLA abilities were datamined before their official reveal

>>58232750
I'm curious. Did all of the abilities remain the same when the new mons were formally available in SV? Or were some of them changed?

>>58232758
I’m pretty sure they all remained the same.

>>58232758
Hisuian decidueye had long reach

>>58231804 (OP)
>>58231828
>>58231899
YOU DARE CHALLENGE MALAMIND?

>>58231804 (OP)
>>58231899

>>58232533
Legends got free DLC.

>>58231899
>>58231804 (OP)
I don't hate it but could have been better.

>>58232808
>all regular, normal updates are just dlc now
retard-kun...

These are all getting megas or new/regionals btw

>>58231804 (OP)
Another Mega that should've been a regular evolution

>>58232758
a bunch of them were changed, notably all of the starters hidden abilities

>>58232825
Shut up you retard faggot

>>58232529
Ideally he'll be absolute aids to play against, like some control shit ramped up to 11

>>58232135
Pokemon fans are retarded.
Imagine a leaker trying to explain probopass, “uhhh it looks like jew lol and uhhhhh its hard to explain”

>>58232475
Victreebel is cool

>>58232888
>T.

>>58232475
Victreebel looks so stupid but I like him.
For pokemon you either have to be cool, cute or silly.

>>58231804 (OP)
I'm sure I've seen this type of silhouette, but I can't remember if it was with a vampiress or an alien girl.........

>>58231881
>>58231899

>>58231899
pretty good, solid design. i prefer it its regular form that i never cared for anyway.

>>58232184
Amazing.

>Oh, you're an evolution, alright. Just not a MEGA one!

>Yeah? What's the difference?

>>58233252
LMAO

>>58232900
>phoneposter
>hates reddit and yet goes on it and screencaps it
little bitch

>>58234006
>>phoneposter
Actual retard as expected from a redditor

>>58231813
I don't think you'd need Malamar's help on that.
And for all y'all who are into the kinky stuff, pretty sure Malamar's built like razor wire.

>>58234012
>doesn't address any of the points
k baby girl don't seethe too hard now

>>58234099
>Refuses to prove how i'm a phoneposter
Redditurds are literal fags lmao

>>58232184
BRAVO KOJIMBO

>>58232184
very nice

>>58231804 (OP)
MY FRIEND MALAMAR!!!

>>58235640
>You should Cynthia

>>58231871
Blackanon here. I want the Mega Scrafty rumors to be true. Speculation has me dying already

Swept with Malamar yesterday on showdown. Funny as always

>>58232342
if he is being annoying, it's because he wants (You)s
if he wants (You)s, don't give it to him

>>58231804 (OP)
They outdid themselves this time

>>58236278
this is just my mom's reproductive system

>>58231899
I just can't bring myself to see the big head as a brain. It looks to me like he has a regular head and a really massively puffed up hairdo.

>>58231822
>believing centro past 2019
>believing chinese guy past 2022
really?

>>58236301
well technically it's just all of its former head tentacles curled in anyways.

>>58232000
that would... be par for the course for Emma. Not remotely the first time a villain brainwashed her.
Plus they specifically mention it in its dex entry.
And it would be even funnier than just her having it, it's a full gag by that point.
And it would be kind of sexy in a fetish way and spawn a million spicy fanart, which is something i think GF has decided they like doing, sewing technically innocuous non-explicit seeds for horny then enjoying the resulting popularity once internet dirty minds take it to its logical conclusion.

>>58236399
>spoiler
I already found a lot of mega malamar "art" today like >>58236278

>>58235643
false, we both know garchomp has two dicks

>>58236281
Anon, take your mother to the doctor. I can see intrauterine cystic mass in that picture.