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Uh...?
Anonymous No.58239901 >>58242375
SEEEEEEX
Anonymous No.58239902 >>58240450 >>58242375 >>58244056
>>58239899 (OP)
koei tecmo DQ builder??
Anonymous No.58239903
>we invented palworld!
Anonymous No.58239906 >>58239911 >>58240277
Dittos can become humans???? waaaaaaaat
Anonymous No.58239907 >>58242375
>>58239899 (OP)
CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY
Anonymous No.58239908
>>58239899 (OP)
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.58239909
>ditto became a little girl
Anonymous No.58239910
>>58239899 (OP)
PORN WHEN????
Anonymous No.58239911
>>58239906
Been in the games since gen 7
Anonymous No.58239912
>>58239899 (OP)
Sex with Dittette
Anonymous No.58239916 >>58240473
>>58239899 (OP)
Animal crossing pokemon,
Anonymous No.58239920 >>58239934
APOLOGIZE!!!
Anonymous No.58239934
>>58239920
>X & Y shaped theory true
its over
Anonymous No.58239950 >>58239984 >>58241104 >>58243376 >>58244467
>>58239899 (OP)
Pokรฉmon are humans confirmed
I know it's Ditto, but if it can copy ANY being, that means some humans are 100% Pokรฉmon
Anonymous No.58239952
Lolitto
Anonymous No.58239957
>>58239899 (OP)
No questions about it, would absolutely smash.
Anonymous No.58239965
Friendly reminder that Pokรฉmon can't consent
Anonymous No.58239979
imasogari8119 did it better
Anonymous No.58239984 >>58245616
>>58239950
Ditto can become literally anything. The manga showed off Ditto transforming into a regular rock
Anonymous No.58239985
>>58239899 (OP)
Imagineโ€ฆ.
Anonymous No.58239997 >>58240297 >>58242970 >>58244537
cobblemon is way better
Anonymous No.58240004
KANTOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.58240021
>>58239899 (OP)
I'm sick of minecraft infecting this series
Anonymous No.58240026
Pokemon wilds is fucking DEAD
Anonymous No.58240034 >>58240165
>OFFICIAL confirmation ditto can copy humans
every other pokemon in shambles
Anonymous No.58240046 >>58241313 >>58242043
ditto supremacy
Anonymous No.58240053
>>58239899 (OP)
Samus on a motorcycle with a virtual boy suit? I know crazy right?
Anonymous No.58240095
Somehow less ugly than their current character designer lmao
Anonymous No.58240108
>>58239899 (OP)
absolute cunnima
Anonymous No.58240165 >>58242185
>>58240034
We've known this since SM. Play the games
Anonymous No.58240189
>>58239899 (OP)
>mob face
M... my dick...? I think? I'm confused
Anonymous No.58240208 >>58240293 >>58240957
Please don't. Pokรฉmon is our friend, not our cumdumpster. Please go and fug other humans instead.
Anonymous No.58240277
>>58239906
It happens in alola and the detective pikachu movie
Anonymous No.58240293
>>58240208
Ditto is willingly becoming human without an order from a trainer, she wants this
Anonymous No.58240297
>>58239997
CobbleGODs won
Anonymous No.58240319
>>58239899 (OP)
Keksandra
Anonymous No.58240391 >>58240428
>OMG DITTO CAN COPY HUMANS!
Did nobody here watch Detective Pikachu?
Anonymous No.58240428 >>58240462
>>58240391
>non-canon Detective Shitkachu
Anonymous No.58240444
Best thing to come out of the direct
Anonymous No.58240450
>>58239902
yup, it's practically coded with how the cubes look like
Anonymous No.58240462
>>58240428
It also happened in Sun/Moon, even transformed into the rock hag kahuna.
Anonymous No.58240465
I give it 11 minutes
Anonymous No.58240473
>>58239916
no it's pokemon builders
Anonymous No.58240554 >>58240749
>>58239899 (OP)
>Pokรฉmon used almost exclusively for breeding
>Turns into a little girl

What did Game Freak mean by this?
Anonymous No.58240589
>>58239899 (OP)
i hope they let you change its face later on, i fucking hate this stupid look. Ditto is so ugly, it pisses me off.
Anonymous No.58240611
>>58239899 (OP)
>transforming into a little girl
Ditto achieved /a/'s dream
Anonymous No.58240612 >>58240636
>>58239899 (OP)
Is Rhyperior in?
Anonymous No.58240636 >>58241295
>>58240612
In what, anon...?
Anonymous No.58240649
Anonymous No.58240664 >>58240708
who are developers ? koei tecmo?
Anonymous No.58240698 >>58240708
So would fanart be posted under Pokรฉmon or human section?
Anonymous No.58240708
>>58240664
yep
>>58240698
pokemon obviously
Anonymous No.58240723
>All the porn addicts ITT
You fags need help, this isn't normal
Anonymous No.58240731 >>58245704
should be conquest 2 fuck thiz baby garbage series
Anonymous No.58240749
>>58240554
itโ€™s also good in ranked battles if you know how to use it
Anonymous No.58240772 >>58240797 >>58240871 >>58241393 >>58241408
well that didn't take long
Anonymous No.58240782
Who would the repercussions be if it turns out Ditto's mega evo is becoming a human?
Anonymous No.58240797 >>58240849
>>58240772
Anon, ditto turning into a little girl with tentacles for arms is like the low-hanging fruit of porn ideas.
Anonymous No.58240817 >>58240836 >>58240840 >>58240955 >>58241124
Ditto can be a boy too, there's this official artwork
Anonymous No.58240831
Anonymous No.58240836
>>58240817
Shota Ditto used Water Gun!
Anonymous No.58240840 >>58244233 >>58245633
>>58240817
But never forget that it chose to be a girl first
Anonymous No.58240849 >>58240963
>>58240797
I was commenting on the speed, not the quality or creativity.
Anonymous No.58240860 >>58243480
posting my ditto evo idea:
ditto evo line that becomes more human like keeps transform and gets a new signature move that lets it become any type
(with evo3 upgrading to be able to be dual type with lower chance for boom and higher chance for bust) with 3 levels of effectiveness:
level 1(bust) is more played for laughs, has lower stats then default
level 2(standard) is a representation of some of the type(s) traits in a original mon, is more likely to get, better stats then default
and level 3(boom) is like 2 but with more and better stuff, has higher stats then level 2
---
lore: once a ditto has seen the world, it evolves into (insert name here), with that evolution comes an increased imagination and a want to show off that imagination,
once it evolves into (insert final evo name here) it's creativity is in overdrive and so is it's ego! if it feels somewhat mean spirited it can prank it's sleeping trainer by pretending to be their mom waking them up
Anonymous No.58240871 >>58240902
>>58240772
Artist???
Anonymous No.58240883 >>58240974
>Ditto tried to copy the body of some dead trainer
Kind of dark.
Anonymous No.58240899 >>58240916 >>58241404
>actually lusting over a child
You are all pedophiles
Anonymous No.58240902 >>58240977
>>58240871
Himimi@ใŠไป•ๅ‹Ÿ้›†ไธญ
Anonymous No.58240916
>>58240899
that's a ditto anon
Anonymous No.58240924 >>58241022
>>58239899 (OP)
sex.
sex.
sex.
Anonymous No.58240955
>>58240817
>boy has long tentacles and squirts liquids
>girl is dancing with one of her leg up
What did the mean by this?
Anonymous No.58240957
>>58240208
Friends with benefits
Anonymous No.58240963
>>58240849
And I'm saying fanartists probably has a template of little girl with tentacles ready for this exact purpose. Draw the ditto face and it's done.
Anonymous No.58240974
>>58240883
>Game ends
>Trainer appears in the sunset
>Light onscures the face
>Ditto runs up to trainer as orchestra takes over
>Turns back to normal as is runs
>Jumps into trainer's arms and cries tears of joy
>Pokรฉmon cheer as they're reunited
>Screen fades to black...
>Hard cut to Ditto being slung in a daycare holding a destiny knot
>It turns around
>Sees Garbodor behind it
>Trainer bikes away
>Ditto stares confused at the screen as Garbodor's hand slowly creeps up behind it
Anonymous No.58240977
>>58240902
Based
Anonymous No.58241007
>>58239899 (OP)
So, what were you saying about Vaporeon?
Anonymous No.58241022 >>58241077
>>58240924
Yes, something you will never experience
Anonymous No.58241072 >>58241080
leaving this doodle I did here...
Anonymous No.58241077 >>58241117
>>58241022
but enough about your projections
Anonymous No.58241080
>>58241072
I kneel
Anonymous No.58241083 >>58241090 >>58241093 >>58241096 >>58241100 >>58241101 >>58241111 >>58241192 >>58244187 >>58244271
>>58239899 (OP)
What weirded me more out was the talking Bulbasaur.
Anonymous No.58241087
Sad it's not in regular Switch :( I wanted to emulate it
Anonymous No.58241090 >>58241153
>>58241083
How is that weird? You're a Ditto.
Anonymous No.58241093 >>58241153
>>58241083
Can't believe pokemon talk to eachother.....
Anonymous No.58241096
>>58241083
It's speaking Pokemonish. Ditto can only understand due to being a Pokemon.
Anonymous No.58241100
>>58241083
Probably because it's Ditto.
Should've been a new Mystery Dungeon tbdesu
Anonymous No.58241101
>>58241083
Pokemon Mystery Dungeon logic. Pokemon speak humanlike language amongs themselves.
Anonymous No.58241104 >>58242326
>>58239950
Alola has a gang of criminal Ditto who impersonate humans. They don't actually do any crimes, they just impersonate humans.
Anonymous No.58241111
>>58241083
This confused me because I thought it was a new mystery dungeon game but then I rememver it cant be it since you turn into a humab
Anonymous No.58241117 >>58241134
>>58241077
Nah, i'm not projecting, just stating facts, you just don't want to accept it
Anonymous No.58241124
>>58240817
Are you...
>Ditto girl
>Ditto boy
Anonymous No.58241134 >>58241187
>>58241117
classic projecting behavior
Anonymous No.58241153 >>58241174
>>58241090
>>58241093
...Oh god, why was I so slow to connect that logic. Someone, give me a dunce hat, I deservedly need to go at a corner and stare at a wall.
Anonymous No.58241174
>>58241153
its ok
Anonymous No.58241179
>>58239899 (OP)
NO, STOP, NOT LIKE THIS.
Anonymous No.58241187 >>58241229 >>58241238
>>58241134
Once again, not projecting, you are just butthurt because i told you the truth about your future aka dying a virgin
Anonymous No.58241192
>>58241083
I think its because pokemon can understand each other
Anonymous No.58241229 >>58241374
>>58241187
you have my pity for your projections about lack of sex
Anonymous No.58241238 >>58241374
>>58241187
>Totally not butthurt guises!
>Squirts anal liquid from the mouth
Kwab
Anonymous No.58241239
>>58239899 (OP)
HAHAHAHA
YES
Anonymous No.58241245 >>58241259 >>58241271 >>58241311 >>58241313 >>58241332 >>58241651
Has Ditto ever shown to sort of half-way transform like this? I thought it could only copy things. In the anime a Ditto was once asked to turn into a human from a picture framed photograph and it literally turned into said framed photograph. It's a constant thing that people are fooled all the time by a Ditto that was taking the form of a Pokemon or even a person because of it being able to copy it exactly (with the occasional running gag of some of them being unable to change the appearance of their face)

This... this thing, is more like a creepy slime-clone of a human. And it becomes even further messed up by transforming just parts of it's body to use moves such as turning it's arms into vines to use grass attacks or growing a Squirtle tail and shell to use water attacks. Has Ditto ever been shown to be able to mix-and-match Frankenstein itself like this?

Also, what's with the old broken down Gen 1 dex it used to copy a human's form?
Anonymous No.58241259 >>58241651 >>58242043
>>58241245
the girl is dead
Anonymous No.58241265
Anonymous No.58241271 >>58241651 >>58242043
>>58241245
Its trainer died.
Anonymous No.58241285 >>58241446 >>58241845 >>58241930
When is Mojang going to sue them for this blatant plagiarism?
Anonymous No.58241289
Can AIdudes makes a Hebe and Cake version of her for us non pedos?
Anonymous No.58241295
>>58240636
In the game.
Anonymous No.58241311 >>58242043
>>58241245
My only issue is the Ditto-person is really exaggerated and cartoonish next to the regular Pokemon models. Feels a little out-of-place.
Anonymous No.58241313
>>58241245
>Has Ditto ever been shown to be able to mix-and-match Frankenstein itself like this?
yes >>58240046
also duplica's ditto from the anime's face is sometimes just a general ditto trait at least in side shit like snap and the TCG
Anonymous No.58241332 >>58242043
>>58241245
It seems some Ditto are more competent at transforming than others. Like yeah the anime Ditto couldn't do faces right and the Detective Pikachu movie Ditto couldn't do eyes, but then you've got the one in Alola that didn't have those problems.
Anonymous No.58241350 >>58241398
Non-chibi art
Anonymous No.58241366 >>58241670
>>58239899 (OP)
How autistic is it that I've already imagined how it would perform in battles? Its movepool is very small (protect, helping hand, counter, mirror coat, transform) but when something else uses a move the ability copies it into an empty move slot until you switch out. Total meme but it could be fun. I call it Dittwo.
Anonymous No.58241374
>>58241229
>>58241238
Now you are just coping, as expected from a poster on the most autistic and braindead board on the site
Anonymous No.58241379
>>58239899 (OP)
trans ditto
Anonymous No.58241382
Since shes slime that means any size dick can fit in her.....holy fuck the pixiv images are gonna be great
Anonymous No.58241389
>always wanted a pokemon building game/viva piรฑata clone
>it looks like hot garbage

I guess the monkey's paw is real
Anonymous No.58241393
>>58240772
HOW?
Anonymous No.58241398 >>58241425
>>58241350
already feeded into the ai thx
Anonymous No.58241399 >>58241429 >>58243601
Anonymous No.58241403
>New character that looks like a little girl gets announced
>The very thought /vp/edos have is having sex with her
You fags are never going to beat the pedophile allegations huh?
Anonymous No.58241404 >>58241415
>>58240899
is a ditto
Anonymous No.58241408
>>58240772
catbox
Anonymous No.58241415 >>58241426
>>58241404
A DITTO SHAPED LIKE WHAT?!
Anonymous No.58241425 >>58241443 >>58241585
>>58241398
RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE RAPE AAAAAAAHHH
Anonymous No.58241426 >>58241437
>>58241415
weird human creature
Anonymous No.58241429 >>58241439
>>58241399
I can't believe those hypocrites at GF would steal from Minecraft right after sueing Parva
Anonymous No.58241437 >>58241465 >>58241488 >>58241505 >>58243551
>>58241426
Say it you fucking coward. Admit to your crime.
Anonymous No.58241439 >>58241454
>>58241429
parva = ใƒ‘ใƒซใƒฏ = paruwa = paruwarudo = palworld
Anonymous No.58241443
>>58241425
Calm down Sukhdeep, it's a drawing
Anonymous No.58241446 >>58242043
>>58241285
It's made by the DQBuilder team so good luck with that.
Anonymous No.58241454
>>58241439
obviously
Anonymous No.58241457 >>58241691 >>58241960 >>58242012 >>58242061
>>58239899 (OP)
KANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Anonymous No.58241459
>>58239899 (OP)
Probably won't end up getting the game but I love this little freak
Anonymous No.58241465 >>58241511 >>58241997
>>58241437
look the creature, is not human
Anonymous No.58241488
>>58241437
But I don't live in australia...
Anonymous No.58241505 >>58241819
>>58241437
>crime
is a fucking drawing...
Anonymous No.58241511 >>58241515
>>58241465
homunculus proportions
Anonymous No.58241515
>>58241511
AHHHHHHHHHH SHE'S A LITTLE GIRL YOU STUPID PEDOPHILE
Anonymous No.58241536
>Ditto can build their own society
The line between Pokemon and Humans is nonexistent
Anonymous No.58241585 >>58243562
>>58241425
https://litter.catbox.moe/c6amah5kcb4v3eir.png
https://litter.catbox.moe/kiamdpgffm2fudkf.zip
Anonymous No.58241644
You will have a relationship with your Pokemon in gen 10.
This is the boundary break.
Itโ€™s finally here
Anonymous No.58241651
>>58241245
the photo is covered in mudd, Ditto couldn't see the whole real girls so it re-imagened it
>>58241259
>>58241271
most plausible thing. Still game should have been a Kyrlia/Gardevoir relationship as that not finished hentai manga
Anonymous No.58241670
>>58241366
DittoGirl game will break selling records and became the new Smash Bros pokemon entry (or at least an assistant)
Anonymous No.58241691
>>58241457
It showed pokemons from other regions, it's not like Pokemon Quest
Anonymous No.58241819 >>58241871 >>58242010 >>58243868
>>58241505
And? You are still fapping to a child which is creepy as fuck
Anonymous No.58241845 >>58241854
>>58241285
It's an Animal Crossing clone.
Anonymous No.58241854 >>58241884
>>58241845
there are not hot neighbours there
Anonymous No.58241871
>>58241819
>fapping to a child
Who?
You only think about that
Anonymous No.58241880
imagine how scary seeing this thing in real life would be
Anonymous No.58241884 >>58241986
>>58241854
eevee was right there in the trailer
Anonymous No.58241909 >>58241937
it's sad people didn't touch Dragon Quest Builders 2
it literally has the same devs and the same mechanics
Anonymous No.58241930
>>58241285
If they didn't sue Vintage Story or the many chinese minecraft clones on mobile, they aren't going to sue Nintendo
Anonymous No.58241937 >>58242062
>>58241909
I touched it and it sucked
it was really a cheap copy of minecraft the only good thing was the ssj haircut
Anonymous No.58241960 >>58241971
>>58241457
>you play as an autistic tumblr oc
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEE I HAVE TO BUY IT TO OWN THE CHUDDIES
Anonymous No.58241971
>>58241960
we love autistic pokemon ocs here
Anonymous No.58241986 >>58242011
>>58241884
It has no hot features, you are refering to Flareon
Anonymous No.58241997
>>58241465
Wait a fucking second
Anonymous No.58242010
>>58241819
I am imagining numerous unforgivable felonies being done upon you by me, and because thoughtcrime is not real crime and not even conpiracy to commit a crime, you can't do a thing about it. How does it feel, Victim?
Anonymous No.58242011
>>58241986
carlos you fucking nigger
Anonymous No.58242012 >>58242031 >>58242097
>>58241457
He looks very sad there by himself, what's he thinking?
Anonymous No.58242031
>>58242012
he's being mentally assassinated
Anonymous No.58242043 >>58242055 >>58242137 >>58243726 >>58245621
>>58241259
>>58241271
Do we have any reason to believe this? That would be pretty dark for such a silly looking kids game.

>>58241311
Agreed, they are like a rubber-hose or at best Looney Tunes character next to basically anime characters. It just looks out of place.

>>58240046
That seems to imply that it's mid-transformation

>>58241332
In the anime it was implied that was a problem with that particular Ditto, and IIRC at the end of the episode it was able to overcome it and transform entirely, including it's face.

>>58241446
>Dragon Quest
Oh, you mean the series they stole the very concept of Pokemon from?
Anonymous No.58242047
How is this anything like palworld? Itโ€™s like DQ builders and Animals Crossing
Anonymous No.58242055 >>58242066
>>58242043
>That would be pretty dark for such a silly looking kids game.
Nigga pokemon lore gets dark quite few times
Anonymous No.58242061 >>58242081 >>58242086 >>58242792 >>58243253
>>58241457
Wait a minute, aren't Pokemon supposed to be unable to use man-made things/tools? It's described as the reason they can't use healing sprays if you make one hold one, yet that Ditto is working at a full ass workbench full of tools.
Anonymous No.58242062
>>58241937
shit taste spic nigger
Anonymous No.58242066 >>58245661
>>58242055
I know but that's generally just hidden in dex entries and even then half the time it's implied. It's not outright stated and shown like that.
Anonymous No.58242081
>>58242061
That Ditto spent years with her former master, so in her sleep (SHE'S DEAD) it reminds her so it remembers all the stuff she did as human and ditto thinks humans are... It's a fucking non-canon game dude
Anonymous No.58242086 >>58242139
>>58242061
ditto can transform into a human and as such gain the abilities of humans
but realistically, what you are saying is just a gameplay abstraction because a lot of pokemon don't have like arms and such and it wouldn't make sense for them to be able to use them but it would also suck if pokemon arbitrarily could or could not use potions on their own depending on what gamefreak says
and it balances potions and gives berries an unique niche
Anonymous No.58242097
>>58242012
>"I wish I was in KANTOOOOO"
He's just homesick.
Anonymous No.58242137 >>58242168
>>58242043
anon pay attention to the trailer itself at how the ditto popped up and the generation 1 dex being covered in dirt
Anonymous No.58242139
>>58242086
I think Bulbasur used a hammer or other tool once with his wine whip?
Anonymous No.58242168 >>58242178 >>58242197 >>58242209 >>58242787 >>58243506 >>58243687
>>58242137
It could just be an old discarded dex. You can see that it's clearly a Gen 1 dex, Ash didn't keep his Gen 1 dex throughout the entire series.
Anonymous No.58242178 >>58244752
>>58242168
and that ditto is alone in the ball too anon
also something eerie about the background
Anonymous No.58242185 >>58242223
>>58240165
You have a photo to provide of this?
Anonymous No.58242197 >>58244752
>>58242168
that's the ditto with its trainer on the dex screen
Anonymous No.58242199
>what if Tensei Slime in Pokemon
Anonymous No.58242209 >>58243268
>>58242168
This is footage from the Hall of Fame. This trainer managed to beat the E4 with a party of all Ditto so she could unlock Bill's Secret Garden behind his house, but when she found out that it was just a prank she literally killed herself.
Anonymous No.58242223
>>58242185
There's a whole sidequest in SM where you go around interacting with policemen who are actually Ditto transformed. The transformations are perfect, but they can't talk like humans which is what gives them away.
Anonymous No.58242237
We need to beat Fire Emblem, guys
Anonymous No.58242271
Someone was already trying to build something there, this is right away the first frame of the trailer, and then the pokeball teleports to the place. This means the pokemon get out from the storage place where it was. See the bulk of sand at the back? She's under it. She's dead.
Anonymous No.58242326
>>58241104
haha picture accidentally fucking one
Anonymous No.58242365 >>58242399 >>58244752 >>58246542
>>58239899 (OP)
If Ditto transformed into something with clothes, would they be removable?
And if they could be removed, what happens to the clothes when Ditto transforms back?
Anonymous No.58242375 >>58242387 >>58242389 >>58243172
>>58239901
>>58239907
>>58239902

Ravioli Ravioli
Don't kewd the Ditto loli
Anonymous No.58242387
>>58242375
Wasn't even an hour after the direct to see you're wrong
Anonymous No.58242389
>>58242375
Don't check the /v/ thread then
Anonymous No.58242399
>>58242365
I'd guess they'd be removable and then disappear when Ditto undos its transformation like with Pokemon tools like Alakazam's spoons, Farfetch'd leek, etc.
Anonymous No.58242553
>>58239899 (OP)
horrifying entity
Anonymous No.58242584 >>58242631
Saw someone said this could be a mystery dungeon origin story, would be neat
Anonymous No.58242631
>>58242584
Does that mean the Ditto trainer became the Pokรฉmon?
Anonymous No.58242637
So this is shaping up to basically be animal crossing NH but Pokรฉmon? Doesn't sound so bad honestly
Anonymous No.58242717 >>58242738
I thought this was a cute idea because the ditto human looks so stylistic, but then they immediately start using the exact same pokemon models from the mainline games and I instantly lost interest. Need more pokemon games with different (and GOOD) art styles.
Anonymous No.58242738
>>58242717
The human (what we see of them) on the Pokedex looks normal. Ditto being so weird is because it's doing a bad job at being a human.
Anonymous No.58242761 >>58243190 >>58244078
>tfw itโ€™s a prequel to the pmd universe
>ditto is the reason pokemon were able to form societies in pmd
Oh fug
Anonymous No.58242787 >>58244752 >>58246536
>>58242168
can we ditch rotomdex shit already and go back to actual devices
Anonymous No.58242792
>>58242061
>Toxtricity uses Throat Spray
Anonymous No.58242829
>not on switch 1
fuck
Anonymous No.58242832 >>58242949 >>58243723
>>58239899 (OP)
Was I the only one slightly disturbed by this thing? The way it morphs it's body, the lanky proportions, the fact it pukes ups items like that. Felt like some The Thing type shit.
Anonymous No.58242949
>>58242832
That Ditto killed its trainer and wants to take her place
Anonymous No.58242970 >>58244423
>>58239997
Nintendo lawyers are already preparing
Anonymous No.58243065 >>58243208
>>58239899 (OP)
A ditto loli, huh?
Countless possibilities.
Anonymous No.58243172
>>58242375
Way too late for that buckaroo
Anonymous No.58243173
>>58239899 (OP)
>animal crossing clone in the DQ builder engine
Who the fuck asked for this? Would make more sense to do a DQ Builder clone but with pokemons
Anonymous No.58243190 >>58244078
>>58242761
Could be possible. At the end of the direct, Ditto had a farm, housing, and even a Pokรฉmon Center.
Ditto is the creator of the PMD timeline.
Anonymous No.58243208
>>58243065
I won't let her do it cause i'll love her right away
Anonymous No.58243220
>>58239899 (OP)
Damn
Anonymous No.58243236
>>58239899 (OP)
I want to protect this creature
Anonymous No.58243253 >>58244752
>>58242061
Oranguru alone explicitly goes against that with its lore, it's know to be smart enough to figure out human tech

The oranguru bartender from the SM anime made a functional jungle bar by himself
Anonymous No.58243268
>>58242209
>hall of fame
It's a photo of the trainer and ditto in front of a pokemon center anon
Anonymous No.58243376
>>58239950
A secret cabal of dittos runs the world.
Anonymous No.58243480
>>58240860
Frankly, I still want the BEYTAH ditto evo to be real.
Anonymous No.58243506 >>58244752
>>58242168
>It could just be an old discarded dex.
Could be, but it's pretty fucking obvious with how it all looks that they're going for an implied "all the humans died out long ago and ditto survived well past its trainer dying due to being in a pokeball".
That's why you can do shit like rennovate the world and recreate pokecenters and shit.
Anonymous No.58243551 >>58243823
>>58241437
CHIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDD CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY CUNNNNNNNYYYYYYYYY
Anonymous No.58243562 >>58243768
>>58241585
You sir are a god among men
Anonymous No.58243601
>>58241399
kek
Anonymous No.58243602 >>58243645
>>58239899 (OP)
Ditto loli porn when
Cunny
Anonymous No.58243645
>>58243602
She's a ditto but you're a slowpoke
Anonymous No.58243679
Now that we can canonically make Dittos into little girls, I will isekai myself to the Pokemon world.
Anonymous No.58243687 >>58244752
>>58242168
why would it still be on though
Anonymous No.58243723
>>58242832
I love The Thing so I don't see the issue.
Anonymous No.58243726 >>58243917 >>58244752
>>58242043
>In the anime it was implied that was a problem with that particular Ditto, and IIRC at the end of the episode it was able to overcome it and transform entirely, including it's face.
Ironically, that specific Ditto not being able to transform its face ended up being so iconic that it they just canonized it as a thing Dittos usually do. It's appeared in basically EVERY piece of Pokemon media that's included the thing.

Even the mainline games had a Clefairy in the gen 4 slot machine that would occasionally be replaced by a Ditto with Dittoface.
Anonymous No.58243760
>>58239899 (OP)
Pokopia = Pokemon + Copy + Utopia
Anonymous No.58243765 >>58243781 >>58243792 >>58244002 >>58244096
Can we take a moment to appreciate how Ditto, of all Pokemon, got to star in his own game? There are maybe three Pokemon total who can legitimately claim to have had their own spin-off.
Anonymous No.58243768
>>58243562
>AI slop that look nothing like the character
No he isn't
Anonymous No.58243781
>>58243765
I wouldn't have bet on it but compared to like, Oddish or Tropius or Primarina, it's not hard to see the potential in a Ditto game.
Anonymous No.58243792
>>58243765
Surprised they didn't do it sooner because Ditto is quite literally a blank slate character.
Anonymous No.58243823
>>58243551
Based cunny enjoyer and Lillie poster.
Anonymous No.58243856
>>58239899 (OP)
does this count as a slimegirl?
Anonymous No.58243868 >>58244012
>>58241819
Being creepy as fuck is not a crime
Anonymous No.58243894 >>58243989
>>58239899 (OP)
Ditto is cute. Cute!
Anonymous No.58243917
>>58243726
Dittoface is the new blackface, it must be stopped
Anonymous No.58243945
>>58239899 (OP)
BROWN BRICKS
IN POKEAMANA
Anonymous No.58243989
>>58243894
Damn I wish I knew how to draw.
Anonymous No.58244002 >>58244061 >>58244087
>>58243765
One is Ditto, the second is Magikarp (Magikarp Jump). Who is the third one? Eevee? Let's Go Eevee is a remake, so technically it doesn't count.
Anonymous No.58244012 >>58244116
>>58243868
Maybe, but lusting after minors is, all it takes is one little girl cosplaying as your favorite pokeloli for you depraved coomers to lose it and assault her
Anonymous No.58244024
>3rd most watched trailer from this Nintendo Direct in Youtube
Little Ditto Girl did BIG, guys
Anonymous No.58244056 >>58244110
>>58239902
The question I have is that will the game be more like Animal Crossing with a hint of Minecraft or will it be like DQ Builders and have a lot more substance to it. Because if it's the latter, I'm all for it, but if it's the former, I couldn't care less.
Anonymous No.58244061 >>58244087
>>58244002
Snorlax in sleep?
Anonymous No.58244078
>>58243190
>>58242761
(a) ditto guards a time gear in one of the sky social episodes, doesn't it?
Anonymous No.58244087 >>58244146
>>58244002
>>58244061
Detective Pikachu
Anonymous No.58244096
>>58243765
It's almost too good to be true. Ever since I saw that lil' shit in Blue I was hoping I'd get to play something like this someday. The concept just seemed too cool to be wasted on a random Pokรฉmon.
Anonymous No.58244110
>>58244056
So far interaction conversation with pokes have been only with Bulbasur, if you can keep chatting with other pokemons and make friends with them would be more AC, if you barely talk with them, will be more like DQB, which could be more because of same developers
Anonymous No.58244116
>>58244012
lust is a sin but not a crime
you have to act on it for it to be a crime
god will judge you though
Anonymous No.58244143 >>58244160
>2nd most watched trailer in Nintendo Japan Youtube after DQ VII remake
>3rd most watched trailer in Nintendo US Youtube after Mario Movie Teaser and Pokemon A-Z Trailer

we won, Dittochads, we won
Anonymous No.58244146
>>58244087
Pikachu has tons of games, the anime, and even some spin offs.
Mascots don't count.
Anonymous No.58244160 >>58244242
>>58244143
>purple hair
WAIT A MINUTE... CAN YOU CUSTOMIZE THE DITTO GIRL LOOKS TOO?
Anonymous No.58244185
>>58239899 (OP)
Mega Ditto?
Anonymous No.58244187
>>58241083
PokePark also works on this logic.

>tfw no third game
Anonymous No.58244200
>>58244194

.
Anonymous No.58244233
>>58240840
This is because the game is being marketed towards girls and women as a priority dummy. So of course the trailer has the girl version in it! They want the cozy audience.
Anonymous No.58244242 >>58244255
>>58244160
Yes, or can be ditto boy
Anonymous No.58244255 >>58244530
>>58244242
If you are a Ditto and choose to be a boy, you are gay
Anonymous No.58244271
>>58241083
Clearly thats why they bothered at all with being a ditto, to allow talking pokemon while keeping canon
Anonymous No.58244287 >>58244908
>>58239899 (OP)
stolen idea
Anonymous No.58244423
>>58242970
To C&D Pixelmon instead since it actually uses the official Pokemon models hopefully
Anonymous No.58244467
>>58239950
Pokemon is literally just another word for animal. Humans are animals.
Anonymous No.58244482
I'm honestly more excited for this game than Z-A or Gen 10.
Anonymous No.58244530
>>58244255
You could be either one depending on your mood, gay and straight mean nothing to the ultimate lifeform that is ditto
Anonymous No.58244537
>>58239997
>Doesn't have all Pokemon in
Nah, Pixelmon is better
Anonymous No.58244680
SEEEEEEEEEX!!!
https://x.com/karteka_/status/1966551093950722316
Anonymous No.58244752
>>58242178
>and that ditto is alone in the ball too anon
The ball got teleported there, it wasn't just a ball sitting there discarded for years. Also unlike the dex the ball looked pristine.

>>58242197
Yes, that much is obvious. Though why would it need an old picture to transform into it's trainer if it had clearly met them before? If it needs to see what it's transforming into, then it would need to go back to that dex every time, but we also saw it transform back into human-ish form again when it was just standing out in the open\ as a Ditto.

>>58242365
I assume removable. As for what happens, I guess that depends on if something that is a part of Ditto needs to remain physically connected to change with it, or if all parts of it can change even if separated.

>>58242787
Doubt it. The dexes were clearly designed to sell dex toys, but now kids are on their phones so I guess they will go with that now. At least they don't look as insanely stupid as the Rotomdex did. Seriously, every other dex at least looked like an actual device, even if clearly designed to be able to be made into a toy, the Rotomdex look like it was a rejected character design from a show for infants like Barney or Blues Clues or something like that. Shame because I liked the original idea, just horrible execution. The Phone rotom dex feels like them correcting that mistake.

>>58243253
Doesn't Alakazam have like a 3000 IQ or something ridiculous like that?

>>58243506
I feel like even it's trainer being dead is a stretch, now you are going for a total apocalypse? Who the fuck teleported it's Pokeball in then? That looked like the same effect we have seen things get teleported using technology in other games.

>>58243687
It wasn't, it activated when Ditto appeared.

>>58243726
Yeah I remember, it was supposed to be a one-shot in the anime and the whole point was that Ditto managed to overcome that handicap, but I guess it become so iconic that it's now a thing.
Anonymous No.58244908 >>58245480
>>58244287
She isn't paid enough to deal with that shit
Anonymous No.58245480 >>58245714
>>58244908
Are Nurse Joys even paid at all.
Anonymous No.58245616
>>58239984
Its actually stated that Dittos turn into rocks in the wild when they sleep to avoid being attacked by other Pokemon
Anonymous No.58245621
>>58242043
>Do we have any reason to believe this? That would be pretty dark for such a silly looking kids game.
Have you never watched any anime, at all? "Obscuring a person's face in a photo with bright light or a shadow" is the universal shorthand for telling the audience a character died in the backstory (not used, in contrast, for a known character dying partway through the series), even stuff aimed at kids.
Anonymous No.58245633
>>58240840
The implication is the Ditto actually picked a form that looks like it's former Trainer, they go out of their way to cover their Trainer's face, so that ties in with you being able to customize your Ditto most likely
Anonymous No.58245661 >>58246547
>>58242066
Gen 9 literally talks about the how the professor gets killed
Anonymous No.58245704
>>58240731
This
>captcha: 0GJVP
Anonymous No.58245714
>>58245480
I mean, one was paid in Gen... 5? And even told you "buzz off, is my time off duty."
So I'd imagine yes. They get paid, and they spend it on booze.
Anonymous No.58246536
>>58242787
the problem is the pokedex as a distinct device is anachronistic as hell, a holdover from an era where a PDA was considered the pinnacle of portable tech. Pokemon is supposed to have some crazy tech like teleporters and cloning, so having the characters running around with what amounts to a glorified pager would be silly. I would rather they have an analogue notebook like Legends Arceus than have them go back to the old Pokedex concept.
No I do not like the Rotom phone either, it's too much in the opposite direction. It's the 'Bart get iPhone' meme.
Anonymous No.58246542
>>58242365
it just visually looks like clothing. it's actually a part of its skin, or whatever you want to call it. like Puniru or Clayface.
Anonymous No.58246547
>>58245661
A bit different than talking about a dead child. especially in a "cozy" game like this.