Thread 58264437

>They look very human
>They behave human
>They have human skin/dress
>Most of them have human level intelligence.

We use gardevoirs for battling and hugging.
But are they also made for Human intercourse?

I mean, if put a lady and gardevoir next to each, i'd say they're similar until one starts talking.
If it is the case and they do cross mating with humans, do they have human genitals ?
Can they endure human cock ?
Most gardevoirs are also very flat so a 6 inches penetration must feel godly in a gardevoir's body.

Does some gardevoirs have their own distinct boobs, if not slightly bigger than the average woman due to good gene selection amongst gardevoirs ?

Even if they're all flat, do they even lactate ?
But they do lay eggs though.

But they're also very humanoid looking.

Also what is their red thing on their chest ?
Their clitoris ?
A mating antenna ?

If it's master starting rubbing her red sharp thing will it turn her on or something ?

Are Gardevoirs compatible with Human mating press ?

So many questions Anon.

May the /vp/ scientists find answers to it

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>>58264437 (OP)
Gardevoir and her canonically massive breasts

>>58264477
true and fact checked

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You fags need to stop watching porn

>>58264437 (OP)
Gardes are made for human men; it is Arceus's show of love towards his creation

>>58264507
White human men*. Sorry Sukhdeep but no Gardussy for you

>>58264437 (OP)
I'm touching my penis OP
Watch me stroke it
I'm stroking my penis OP just like you want
OP I'm cumming
Watch me cum OP
Okay you can go away now I've got to clean up

>>58264497
More like they need to start watching normal porn instead of whatever degeneracy turned them into this.

>>58264554
>>58264497

I think op is asking a sane question here.

Keep in mind pokemon and human relationships is cannon.

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>>58264497
If they stop watching porn, they will start asking questions.

>>58264437 (OP)
Yes. That is why they went from strictly the Amorphous Egg group to sharing the Human-like egg group. Human men kept trying to put babies in them, and one day a lucky guy finally conceived with his female Gardevoir. The species has never been the same since.

>>58264907
OP here.

Wait did it actually happened ?

>>58264437 (OP)
Haven't you paid attention? Gardevoir (Fata silvanus*) was born as an amorphous mass that through convergent evolution acquired a humanoid form, discovered by the Kalossians in the 2nd century after the year of our lady Mew and taken to Sinnoh in the 18th century during the Magikarp restoration and where it prospered and became an invasive species of Hoenn, although there is documentation of copulation between humans and Gardevoir for centuries, it was from the 20th century that its massive popularity (and large quantities of human semen) produced an alteration in its DNA, making the species highly compatible with humans and as a side effect humanoid species such as Machamp, Hypno, Lopunny and more could produce viable offspring with it.

*The wild species has become extinct, with the current subspecies being the most widely distributed in the world: Fata silvanus familiaris.

>>58265218
So can we fuck them ?

>>58265249
You didn't pay attention in history class, WE'VE BEEN DOING IT FOR CENTURIES!

>>58265267
but like how does it work ?

Any /vp/ basedentist ?

>>58265287
do they have human like private parts ?
are they tight ?

>>58265279
Just lift up her skirt, put your wiener in her hole, plap plap plap, explode and profit.

>>58265303
Holy shit,

what about oral, are gentle and tender with it ?
They seem pretty modest .

Are they fully made for servitude ?

>>58265301
Gardevoir can canonically create tiny, non hazardous black holes, which they can station inside their female sex organ for an otherworldly sexual experience.

>>58265309
Yes, they are self-conscious about the spike on their chest making hugs and paizuri uncomfortable if not impossible, so they go out of their way to serve their beloved masters in any way they can.

>>58265325
>>58265325

They seem very small and thin framed though, are you sure you're not turning their throat into a sore angina throat by doing that ?

what about their thighs ?

>>58264437 (OP)

mystery OP.

>>58265325
>Yes, they are self-conscious about the spike
They are actually softer than people think, just to give an analogy they feel like dolphin fins.

>>58264554
>normal
>porn addiction

>>58265426
Normal people don't usually get to feel up a dolphin's dorsal fins when they go to the aquarium, anon.

>>58265426
>>58265438

OP asked a real question though.

Is it true gardevoirs can lactate ?

I mean they're flat on average, and with the existance of alpha pokemons in PLA being slitghtly taller than other gardevoirs, does that mean that there are gardevoirs with above average tits ?

Are the green patterns under her white chests 'skin a like bra' ?

>>58265466>>58264437 (OP)

best thread ever

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> Also what is their red thing on their chest ?

Apparently we have a real answer for this. It’s a horn-like protrusion that acts as a psychic resonator or amplifier.

My headcanon is that it helps Gardevoir with their precognition.

>>58265540
>precognition
can she detect arousal and euphoria ?

>>58264437 (OP)
>Saltyxodium
Kys

>>58265572
what he do ?

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>>58265572
This, get some fucking standards.

>>58265831
>>58265572
Shit taste, Saltyxodium art is god tier

>>58264477
My Garde wife is flat as Arceus intended

>>58265163
IIRC, Gardevoir was part of the Amorphous group until Gen... 7? 8? After that, it shared the human-like egg group.
I feel this was done mostly due to game mechanics and dexit, but the implications are larger now. Humanity fucked a species so hard, they finally share their genepool.

>>58264437 (OP)
gardevoir are effectively psychic vampires vibe checking for the pure emotions of others.

there a reason they are "urban" pokemon

Gardevoir are not human like at all. Their appearance is actually the result of a sort of Mullerian mimicry we share with them that started not with humans or gardevoir, but grass types! Tall upright pokemon with hanging adornments on their head which resembles our hair normally occupy the same ecological niche. They normally stand apart from their region's food chain and need little from their environment except to be left alone, so they take the role of peacemakers mediating between the pokemon that fight most intensely to ensure it does not cause too much destruction.

Humans are the most successful at this, to the point that we lost our ability to battle ourselves and psychic powers only exist in a small subset of our population. This is why according to most scientists humans are not pokemon.

But sharing a visual appearance and role in nature is the only similarity between humans and gardevoir. The composition of a gardevoir's body is completely different, made of a papery substance, and they are only sexually compatible with the amorphous egg group. Though there was a study performed in Galar that suggested compatibility with the human-like egg group, it's methodology is highly suspect.

Gardevoir do not have human genitals. They do not develop breasts. They do not lactate. That said, gardevoir do enjoy simulated mating with species outside their egg group, including humans if there is a strong bond. This strange behavior is believed to be caused by their empathic abilities and the form very strong attachments with their trainers or other pokemon in the wild.

The red horn on their chest is used to amplify the power of their psychic abilities. It is highly sensitive to temperature and ESP, but not touch. A gardevoir will enjoy having it's horn touched by someone with strong positive emotions.

>>58266000
And of course /vp/ hyper fixated on it.

>>58265568
Pokédex entries state that Gardevoir can see into the future, and that they use this to protect their trainers from imminent danger. Probably works like Gundam Newtype precognition.

DWARVES RULES
ELVES DROOLS
IRON AND STEEL FROM HEAD TO HEEL

>>58266625
Garde and Tinka are friends

>>58265869
Nah, I caught him just the other day, bro confirmed to me that righteous tits and a big rocking booty are the truest form of a Gardevoir. He's just cool like that, even had a beer with him.

Pokemon don't have boobs or make milk unless it's explicitly relevant like with Nidoqueen or Miltank. They have no need for milk, since babies are nourished in the egg.
Pokemon reproduce by willpower, not sexual urge, so they have no genitalia or erogenous zones. As a result, they can only be penetrated in holes we know exist, which are the mouth, snd presumably the anus, since the games allude to Pokemon manure.
So a Gardevoir can provide oral or anal intercourse, but Pokemon seem to lack sexual urges as we understand them, and it would derive no pleasure from these forms of sex.

>>58264437 (OP)
>Human Egg Group
says all you need to know

>>58267012
A Froslass had sex and had children with a human so there's that

>>58265869
That thin neck..
Have you tried oral with her ?
Was she okay with it ?

How tight was the oral ?

>>58267048
this

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>>58264437 (OP)
Well there's nothing saying that humans and Pokémon can't breed, but I'd assume no.

>>58264437 (OP)
Reminder that Gardevoir can be male and is based on a knight.

>>58264510
Gallade is for white and asian women >>

>>58267608
can u stfu

we're talking about the female ones.

>>58264907
Is that why Gardevoir is white?

>>58267602
see>>58267048

>>58265309
They use their psychic powers to jerk you off in public.

>>58267614
what about their mouth ?
Are they too small for that ?

gardevoir's neck seems very tight so i assume it'd be visibly bulging will practicing oral.

>>58267611
I'm not. I'm a faggot. I dress my husband Gardevoir in a maid outfit. Sometimes he pounds my asshole with his steaming cock.

>>58267629

>They dont have genitals

>>58267624
Depends on your size compared to them. If it's an XXS Gardevoir, you better hope you've got a tiny member. XXL Gardevoir on the other hand prefer big cocks. That's why they prefer basketballers and gangsters.

>>58267632
Mine does. Love knows no bounds.

>>58266213
So if a trainer to whom it has strong bond with wants iniciate gardevoir into oral and start getting face fucked by the trainer, will she like it ?

Are they even good at sword swallowing ?

>>58267643

bro
>>58267639

>>58264437 (OP)
>Doesn't even know what the red horn on the Gardevoir line is for yet insists upon sexualizing them
Your Garde license has been revoked, disgusting fake fan.

Literally every pokémon is inherently compatible with humans. Just as Arceus intended.

Literally the entirety of the pokémon world is Arceus designing a superior master race to BDSM conquer HER own race.

>>58267717
This. The teraleaks confirmed that as long as it's HMPF (Human Male Pokemon Female) it's perfectly fine as it produces human offspring and Pokemon can not only consent but some actively seek out human companions rather than members of their own species.
Only human women trying to get with Pokemon is haram.

>>58267710
OP here.

I'm not even a gardevoir fan i just want to be informed on its anatomy

>>58267728

al amdulilah

>>58267736
Then read the Pokedex, shit's been explained since day one.
Either way you're not allowed to fuck Garde any more. I will horde every member of the species like that one fag with Rosalina amiibos.
You can have an Octillery instead.

>>58267728
>Implying Arceus didn't know what she was doing when she created Lucario

>>58267728
Women are haram in general desu

>>58267742
OP here:


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

For me it's shortstack Lopunny with huge bouncy tits who regularly flirts with me, even in inappropriate situations like when I have visitors or when we're in public. And also she loves acting like my GF and cooking delicious meals for me.

>>58267770
atleast she knows how to cook

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Pokémon and humans can reproduce btw
Your pokéwife will birth you a pokédaugter.

I like to pretend that gardevoir is yandere

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>>58267728
How did the regigigas thing work? He hates the idea of human and pokemon reproduction or did he have another reason to be against arceus.

>>58264437 (OP)
doesn’t most pokemon media betray them as animal like?

>>58264437 (OP)
>they're similar until one starts talking
Nigger you're into bestiality and also you need glasses

>>58267891
that’s not canon lol

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>>58264437 (OP)
Only trace gardevoirs are compatible, synchronize ones aren't

>>58265589
He draw his characters to look like adults so /vp/edos hate him

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>>58269094
>implying that Salty isn't a pedo
OHNONONONONO

>>58264477
Gardevoir and her canonically large boobs?
Also Gardevoir thread but gay >>58267076

>>58269094
Nigger, he keeps pumping out tranny shit and pedo crap nonstop, because his "art" being slop wasn't bad enough.

>>58264437 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9YootLWgJ0

>>58269258
Gonna have to ask you for the sauce, dawg.

>>58268234
>did he have another reason to be against arceus.

>Be happy inside the universal egg
>Be woken up because arcetard wanted to get a job
>Your brothers complain, only to be murdered
>Turns out she created everything to get herself fucked by xenos
>Give her a piece of your fucking mind
>Bitch jobs, only survived because the wanker of her husband stood in front of your shot
>Get cursed with Slow Start, and sealed in the deeps of the Earth
>See plaques resembling your fallen family, taunting with what you have lost

Abandon Arceus, join regignosis.

>>58269094
That's not it. His art reminds me of nerfnow where it's not great but it has big boobs and ass in that typical south American deviant art style.

>>58264437 (OP)
>We use gardevoirs for battling and hugging, but are they also made for Human intercourse?
No. While rudimentarily possible, Gardevoirs are not made for intercourse with humans and cannot produce viable offspring.
>Can they endure human cock?
Yes. While a gardevoir's body is very thin it is more malleable than it appears, and can accomidate an average length human penis.
>Most gardevoirs are also very flat so a 6 inches penetration must feel godly in a gardevoir's body.
There is not a significant difference between larger insertions and the smaller penetration of an average compatible pokemon's phallus. The majority of a Gardevoir's nerves are focused on their chest diamond. This is a psychic focus which both sends and recieves thought waves. To detect these minute electrical signals requires a dense assortment of nerves, and leaves the organ immensely sensitive to direct contact. The brain can only support a finite number of nerves which leaves the rest of a gardevoir's body less sensitive than a typical human, more akin to the dampened sensation on the soles of your feet. The majority of a Gardevoir's pleasure during intercourse is derived from emotion sensed through it's diamond and has little connection to the specific physical sensations it is feeling.

>>58264437 (OP)
>Does some gardevoirs have their own distinct boobs, if not slightly bigger than the average woman due to good gene selection amongst gardevoirs?
Gardevoir's are not mammilian and do not have mammaries. While the Ralts species is in the human-like egg group, they are also in the amorphous egg group and can mate with intangible creatures. This is because they themselves are semi-intangible. Research indicates that Gardevoir's physical presence is a result of it's non-physical entity imprinting a shape onto reality. Think as if reality where a piece of fabric, and you where to place this fabric over your head like a ghost costume. So too is Gardevoir "wearing" it's physical body. This does give them some limited capacity to slightly tweak this form should they wish, such as if they believe their trainer may enjoy it. Any such shift is however purely aesthetic.

>Even if they're all flat, do they even lactate ?
Gardevoir do not lactate. The Ralts species requires very little food to maintain their physical body. While in infancy, their body can be maintained purely with psychic energy, which the mother will bestow via touching her chest crystal to their horn.

>Also what is their red thing on their chest? Their clitoris? A mating antenna?
The crystal, colloquially known as a heart, is a hard, chitinous organ containing a large amount of nerves which they use to detect and emit electrical signals produced by mirror neurons in the brain. While sensitive, the chest crystal is not a sexual organ. Gardevoir do not possess a clitoris or equivlant. They have a bird-like cloaca. During mating season Gardevoir will emit small signals to indicate to others they are in heat.

>Are Gardevoirs compatible with Human mating press?
Their shape means a mating press is possible. However a Gardevoir's body is fragile without their psychic power shielding it, and they would be unwilling to use it in such close proximity to avoid possibly injuring their trainer. Use caution.

>>58270043
That's my Gardevoir.

>>58270043
The average Gardevoir with her average body having a common relationship with her trainer

>>58270043
Is picrel genetically achievable for a gardevoirs ?

>>58270810
Only if you have 31 IVs in HP, Def and SpDef and max out HP EVs. Also need low Atk and Spd IVs and EVs or she'll lean out. If you can't get it you'll need to use trace performance enhances like a thick fat Walrein.

>>58270043
Cracks me up that the anatomy posts are well explained for the in game slender Gardevoirs but then you post Salty pictures. It's like the Pokedex being filled with lies, haha!

>>58266213
>touch my horn, master!
Why are Gardevoir like this?

>>58271016
If you rub them and it gets stiff, it means they're in heat.

>>58270580
typically average

>>58270856
Cry about it.

>>58270856
That gardevoir clearly used trace on an endowed human. Any minute, she'll snap back to normal.

>>58267043
>humans fucked garde line for so long they change their egg group
Based

>>58267728
>Human Male Pokemon Female
>human offspring
Anon, even according with >>58267048 humans does follow the normal breeding rule of "females determine the species", so any baby born from these kind of couples 100% would be ralts, now then humans' imput would increase human-like traits like language and such

>>58269706
this was the only good lore from the leak

>>58272355
For decades, geneticists have covered up the growing presence of Pokemon markers in the human genome.
Gardevoir and Zoroark markers are everywhere in Unova. More common than you think!

>>58274105
Well I for one am happy to be a species traitor.

>>58274109
How could you possibly be a species traitor? Human women are less interested than ever in marriage and sex. It's your civic duty as a responsible gentleman to give human girls their space and bodily autonomy, by mating only with those that *want* to. Thus, I forsake selfish human pussy for my beautiful, needy Gardevoir bedmate. As should you all. Everyone wins!

>>58274123
We're talking about pokeworld anon. You can't write off pokegirls because of the problems earth women have.

>>58274105
>Gardevoir and Zoroark markers are everywhere in Unova.
>Gardevoir
>In Unova
Gothitelle never wins.

>>58265869
This

>>58272590
t.gallade

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I KNEEL

I honestly find it funny how many Gardevoir fans and fanartists treat the "helmet" as hair when it's never really been portrayed like hair. It's always shown as a fairly solid object, and in terms of animation it almost always moves like it has the consistency of cartilage (aka solid and shaped but somewhat malleable), and just has an outward skin texture that is mostly flat but slightly textured to be lined like hair.

I feel like that also fits the idea of them being frail. The "helmet" effectively being a natural helmet made of cartilage that evolved to roughly mimic the shape and texture of human hair due to interactions with humans.

And yet whenever I tell people this they say it's gross from an anatomy perspective or are just pissed off I prefer it over the hair thing

>>58274158
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT