Hey guys, did you know that in terms of cuddling, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of cute animals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human hugs, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough when you playfully wrestle with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that a happy Vaporeon would be incredibly cool, so cool that you could easily hug one in the summer for hours without getting hot. They can also learn the moves Helping Hand, Protect and Calm Mind, along with not having fur to clean up around the house, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to be a supportive friend. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue after a long walk with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you feed it enough Moo Moo Milk, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human love and friendship. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take hugs all day, and still come for more.
Anonymous
9/24/2025, 7:56:17 PM
No.58292913
You must be at least 18-years old to post on 4chan.
Anonymous
9/24/2025, 8:06:19 PM
No.58292972
>>58293051
>>58292905 (OP)
What a sweet and wholesome post.
>>58292972
Reminder that Vaporeon, like all eeveelutions, is bigger than a malamute. Don't be fooled by how cute they try to make themselves.
Anonymous
9/24/2025, 8:32:15 PM
No.58293109
>>58292905 (OP)
In terms of putting on minstrel shows that get you banned from the burlesque theatre, Jynx is second to none.
Anonymous
9/24/2025, 8:32:23 PM
No.58293111
>>58323116
Sylveon is the most huggable Eeveelution because they can use their feelers to hug their trainers back.
>>58293051
Malamutes are cute. I need a fairy malamute.
Anonymous
9/24/2025, 8:36:29 PM
No.58293135
>>58293169
>>58293236
>>58292905 (OP)
But which Eeveelution is the worst for cuddling? My vote goes to either jolteon or flareon
Anonymous
9/24/2025, 8:42:50 PM
No.58293169
>>58293217
>>58293135
Flareon would be great in the winter because of the warmth one would provide.
Anonymous
9/24/2025, 8:49:54 PM
No.58293217
>>58293267
>>58323134
>>58293169
And Glaceon would be best in the summer.
Umbreon has poisonous sweat so probably not the best for hugging.
Anonymous
9/24/2025, 8:52:04 PM
No.58293236
>>58323116
>>58293135
It's established in the show that Fire Pokemon are in control of whether their fire burns you or not. If a Flareon trusts you, I'm sure it would be very nice to hug.
>>58293194
You won't think your vaporeon is cute when they figures out how to open the door and decide that it's cuddle time. You will wake up to a big fish dogfoxcat using you like a pillow.
Anonymous
9/24/2025, 8:56:23 PM
No.58293267
>>58293283
>>58293217
Everyone invades Glaceon's personal space in the summer, and presumably does the same with Flareon in the winter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzBLYnlHavM
Anonymous
9/24/2025, 9:01:49 PM
No.58293299
>>58292905 (OP)
You do realize this is basically "I dare you to find a better Pokémon to the job than this one".
Vaporeon is not even the best mon in term of bonding.
Anonymous
9/24/2025, 9:02:47 PM
No.58293305
Big Eeveelutions are cute!
Anonymous
9/25/2025, 12:39:36 AM
No.58294223
>>58294256
>>58294318
>>58292905 (OP)
My violet version Vaporeon uses water pulse, double edge, aurora beam and bite. It's too damn hard for me to get TMs and all the other pokemon I have learned up all the good ones. If I get desperate for more moves, I'll bite the bullet, buy pokemon home and send it to legends Arceus.
Anonymous
9/25/2025, 12:49:01 AM
No.58294256
>>58294223
Give that poor boy scald.
Anonymous
9/25/2025, 1:03:31 AM
No.58294318
>>58294223
You know Pokemon Home is free, right? You ain't gotta buy anything
Anonymous
9/25/2025, 1:05:24 AM
No.58294321
>>58292905 (OP)
water is never comfy to hold
Anonymous
9/25/2025, 2:46:01 PM
No.58296849
>>58315554
>>58292905 (OP)
>Vaporeon would be incredibly cool, so cool that you could easily hug one in the summer for hours without getting hot.
Well summer is over and it's -20 degrees where I live right now. Fuck off Vaporeon, get over here Flareon.
Anonymous
9/26/2025, 1:20:59 AM
No.58299080
waggywaggywaggywaggywaggy!
Anonymous
9/26/2025, 2:58:30 PM
No.58301108
>>58301775
They are also great to split a KFC bucket with.
Anonymous
9/26/2025, 6:30:08 PM
No.58301775
>>58307700
>>58301108
If you pour a beer onto a Vaporeon, could it absorb it into its body and get drunk immediately?
Anonymous
9/26/2025, 6:52:29 PM
No.58301843
>>58301770
I miss when the different games had unique sprites/models for the characters.
Anonymous
9/26/2025, 7:55:09 PM
No.58301967
>>58301974
>>58358909
Hey guys did you know I'm a mental retard
Anonymous
9/27/2025, 12:42:44 AM
No.58303171
>hey guys
I guess that's it
*BOOOM*
Anonymous
9/27/2025, 5:43:19 PM
No.58306202
>>58306089
They are a pocket monster
Anonymous
9/27/2025, 11:49:55 PM
No.58307700
>>58316712
>>58301775
Beereon is being saved for the Germany region
Anonymous
9/29/2025, 6:06:15 AM
No.58313032
sniffysniffysniffysniffysniffy
Anonymous
9/29/2025, 10:35:24 PM
No.58315554
>>58296849
Just put Vaporeon in the microwave and it’ll be just like one of those old-fashioned hot water bottles
Anonymous
9/29/2025, 10:49:35 PM
No.58315629
I have generated literal gigabytes of eeveelution porn using AI and my 5090
Anonymous
9/30/2025, 3:50:13 AM
No.58316712
>>58307700
Finally, the Poison type Eeveelution
Anonymous
9/30/2025, 11:46:01 AM
No.58317790
>>58318365
>>58292905 (OP)
I'm not sure why people act like the copypasta "ruined" vaporeon when every single vaporeon stan I see has creepy, sexual energy
(Custom)
10/1/2025, 9:15:25 AM
No.58321927
>>58320358
i imagine this is what vaporeon looks like when its sick :(
>Eeveelution thread
>Literally goes nowhere but retarded image spam
>For some reason tards don't do this in their shit containment general
>Bumps off better threads of the catalogue.
Worst fanbase by far.
Anonymous
10/1/2025, 4:42:04 PM
No.58323116
>>58293051
>>58293111
>>58293236
>>58293277
i want a pet arcanine so i can hug it
inbetween it sweeping things with dragon dance because if i'm able to somehow get an arcanine i can physically touch i don't think giving it ddance would be that much more extra effort
Anonymous
10/1/2025, 4:46:10 PM
No.58323134
>>58293217
Wow, Umbreon is actually the most lethal one then. At least the other two can control temperatures to an extent
Anonymous
10/1/2025, 4:46:45 PM
No.58323138
>>58322989
Most people do only post Eeveelutions in a dedicated Eevee art thread, it's only Chappyfag who hijacks random threads with Eevee/Eeveelutions in the OP image.
>>58322989
Chappyanon is cute and based, she means no harm.
Anonymous
10/1/2025, 8:50:05 PM
No.58324078
>>58366534
>>58323925
>no harm
>completely derails threads
This thread didn't have much of a topic to discuss anyway, but when Chappyfag sees a thread where the OP says
>what keeps you invested into pokemon
and dumps a bunch of Umbreon images because OP posted one, that's definitely derailing.
Anonymous
10/2/2025, 3:27:24 PM
No.58327607
>>58322989
Sounds like you should cry harder.
Anonymous
10/2/2025, 9:16:53 PM
No.58328880
>>58366534
>>58323925
Imagine being so retarded you believe this. Chappytranny needs to kill himself.
Anonymous
10/2/2025, 9:17:52 PM
No.58328885
>>58329042
>>58292905 (OP)
Would holding Sylveon aura feelers enhance your orgasm?
Anonymous
10/2/2025, 9:44:56 PM
No.58329042
>>58329466
>>58328885
Are you proud of your slop?
Anonymous
10/2/2025, 11:26:45 PM
No.58329466
>>58329042
Slop is based. It makes Twitter tranny artists with overpriced patreons seethe.
Anonymous
10/3/2025, 6:15:21 AM
No.58331040
>>58331050
OP here, bumping my failed thread
Anonymous
10/3/2025, 6:17:31 AM
No.58331050
>>58331040
The thread’s been up over a week, that’s not failed.
Anonymous
10/3/2025, 8:09:28 PM
No.58333867
>>58334385
>tfw the only person capable of leaking a fabled vid of some woman from the Connyland aquapark fucking a real dolphin has been dead of almost 13 years by now
Anonymous
10/4/2025, 4:19:23 PM
No.58337504
>last post was 4pm yesterday
Anonymous
10/5/2025, 4:01:56 AM
No.58340811
>>58319371
That’s one big meaty tail.
Anonymous
10/5/2025, 9:44:24 PM
No.58344432
We need to make Vaporeon great again
Anonymous
10/9/2025, 5:24:43 PM
No.58362662
>>58293261
Don't threaten me with a good time
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 9:38:50 AM
No.58366534
>>58366676
>>58367499
>>58323925
>>58324078
>>58328880
fill me in on chappyanon
i fail to see the issue with posting a lot of art from one specific artist you like whenever it's relevant to the thread
is there more to it than that? im not an eeveefag i just happened to click this thread out of boredom
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 10:20:05 AM
No.58366676
>>58366534
Chappyanon seems to only bump threads when they're on page 10, wouldn't exactly call it a "dump" nor spam if she only does so sparsely.
And in the likely event that this helps kill off genwar/Pokegirl/fake leak threads, then it's a net positive IMO.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 10:27:47 AM
No.58366697
>>58322989
tired of the jannies deleting your pasta, xaarfag?
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 2:13:59 PM
No.58367334
>>58356059
I wish Vaporeon was my boyfriend
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:07:23 PM
No.58367499
>>58366534
>whenever it's relevant to the thread
That's the problem, he dumps Eevee art as long as the OP pic is a member of the Eevee line, regardless of whether or not the point of the thread is to post Eevee art.
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:45:52 PM
No.58367606
>hello xamefagging xaars time for the thread to last even longer now that the usual samefagging groomaar jeet started samefagging and whining about it
>remember xaars it's very rayciss to bump thread unless you follow additional requirements from samefagging jeets oh no xaars why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefagging jeet keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss xaars
>oh no xaars it's totally the "same pic" no wait it's totally "off topic" no wait there are totally "too many" threads because i made some shitty falseflag ones for my fellow shartyjeets to bump
>remember xaars when a samefagging jeet wants to cover up something you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagging jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth
>remember xaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate
>please xaars stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam
>aieeeee the thread got bumped again after I whined about it oh no xaars why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefagging jeet wants please save me janny-sahib
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:46:31 PM
No.58367608
>hello xamefagging xaars time for the thread to last even longer now that the usual samefagging groomaar jeet started samefagging and whining about it
>remember xaars it's very rayciss to bump thread unless you follow additional requirements from samefagging jeets oh no xaars why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefagging jeet keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss xaars
>oh no xaars it's totally the "same pic" no wait it's totally "off topic" no wait there are totally "too many" threads because i made some shitty falseflag ones for my fellow shartyjeets to bump
>remember xaars when a samefagging jeet wants to cover up something you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagging jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth
>remember xaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate
>please xaars stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam
>aieeeee the thread got bumped again after I whined about it oh no xaars why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefagging jeet wants please save me janny-sahib
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 3:51:16 PM
No.58367620
>>58367625
>hello xamefagging xaars time for the thread to last even longer now that the usual samefagging groomaar jeet started samefagging and whining about it
>remember xaars it's very rayciss to bump thread unless you follow additional requirements from samefagging jeets oh no xaars why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefagging jeet keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss xaars
>oh no xaars it's totally the "same pic" no wait it's totally "off topic" no wait there are totally "too many" threads because i made some shitty falseflag ones for my fellow shartyjeets to bump
>remember xaars when a samefagging jeet wants to cover up something you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagging jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth
>remember xaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate
>please xaars stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam
>aieeeee the thread got bumped again after I whined about it oh no xaars why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefagging jeet wants please save me janny-sahib
Anonymous
10/10/2025, 8:51:37 PM
No.58369091
>oh no xamefagging xaars did the most useless of all the jeetcord groomers get caught samefagging again better try hiding behind "muh schizo" again when exposed as the exact same jeet who tries to prevent bumping but only ends up making the threads last even longer
>remember xaars it's very rayciss to bump thread unless you follow additional requirements from samefagging jeets oh no xaars why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefagging jeet keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss xaars
>oh no xaars it's totally the "same pic" no wait it's totally "off topic" no wait there are totally "too many" threads because i made some shitty falseflag ones for my fellow shartyjeets to bump
>remember xaars when a samefagging jeet wants to cover up something you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagging jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth
>remember xaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate
>please xaars stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam
>aieeeee the thread got bumped again after I whined about it oh no xaars why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefagging jeet wants please save me janny-sahib
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 1:21:51 AM
No.58370343
>oh no xamefagging xaars did the most useless of all the jeetcord groomers get caught samefagging again better try hiding behind "muh schizo" again when exposed as the exact same jeet who tries to prevent bumping but only ends up making the threads last even longer
>remember xaars it's very rayciss to bump thread unless you follow additional requirements from samefagging jeets oh no xaars why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefagging jeet keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss xaars
>oh no xaars it's totally the "same pic" no wait it's totally "off topic" no wait there are totally "too many" threads because i made some shitty falseflag ones for my fellow shartyjeets to bump
>remember xaars when a samefagging jeet wants to cover up something you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagging jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth
>remember xaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate
>please xaars stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam
>aieeeee the thread got bumped again after I whined about it oh no xaars why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefagging jeet wants please save me janny-sahib
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 6:01:23 AM
No.58371486
>oh no xamefagging xaars did the most useless of all the jeetcord groomers get caught samefagging again better try hiding behind "muh schizo" again when exposed as the exact same jeet who tries to prevent bumping but only ends up making the threads last even longer
>remember xaars it's very rayciss to bump thread unless you follow additional requirements from samefagging jeets oh no xaars why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefagging jeet keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss xaars
>oh no xaars it's totally the "same pic" no wait it's totally "off topic" no wait there are totally "too many" threads because i made some shitty falseflag ones for my fellow shartyjeets to bump
>remember xaars when a samefagging jeet wants to cover up something you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagging jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth
>remember xaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate
>please xaars stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam
>aieeeee the thread got bumped again after I whined about it oh no xaars why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefagging jeet wants please save me janny-sahib
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 2:04:56 PM
No.58372411
>oh no xamefagging xaars did the most useless of all the jeetcord groomers get caught samefagging again better try hiding behind "muh schizo" again when exposed as the exact same jeet who tries to prevent bumping but only ends up making the threads last even longer
>remember xaars it's very rayciss to bump thread unless you follow additional requirements from samefagging jeets oh no xaars why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefagging jeet keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss xaars
>oh no xaars it's totally the "same pic" no wait it's totally "off topic" no wait there are totally "too many" threads because i made some shitty falseflag ones for my fellow shartyjeets to bump
>remember xaars when a samefagging jeet wants to cover up something you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagging jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth
>remember xaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate
>please xaars stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam
>aieeeee the thread got bumped again after I whined about it oh no xaars why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefagging jeet wants please save me janny-sahib
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 7:10:22 PM
No.58373878
>oh no xamefagging xaars did the most useless of all the jeetcord groomers get caught samefagging again better try hiding behind "muh schizo" again when exposed as the exact same jeet who tries to prevent bumping but only ends up making the threads last even longer
>remember xaars it's very rayciss to bump thread unless you follow additional requirements from samefagging jeets oh no xaars why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefagging jeet keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss xaars
>oh no xaars it's totally the "same pic" no wait it's totally "off topic" no wait there are totally "too many" threads because i made some shitty falseflag ones for my fellow shartyjeets to bump
>remember xaars when a samefagging jeet wants to cover up something you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagging jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth
>remember xaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate
>please xaars stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam
>aieeeee the thread got bumped again after I whined about it oh no xaars why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefagging jeet wants please save me janny-sahib
Anonymous
10/11/2025, 8:21:34 PM
No.58374653
>>58293261
>implying this is some sort of punishment
This is a dream come true, anon.
Anonymous
10/12/2025, 12:08:19 AM
No.58376473
>oh no xamefagging xaars did the most useless of all the jeetcord groomers get caught samefagging again better try hiding behind "muh schizo" again when exposed as the exact same jeet who tries to prevent bumping but only ends up making the threads last even longer
>remember xaars it's very rayciss to bump thread unless you follow additional requirements from samefagging jeets oh no xaars why is the thread going to get bumped more now that the usual samefagging jeet keeps trying to prevent it that's so rayciss xaars
>oh no xaars it's totally the "same pic" no wait it's totally "off topic" no wait there are totally "too many" threads because i made some shitty falseflag ones for my fellow shartyjeets to bump
>remember xaars when a samefagging jeet wants to cover up something you just know it's the truth and whenever a samefagging jeet wants to make a claim you just know it's the opposite of the truth
>remember xaars the poor oppressed op wanted the thread to die early so i can have more room for my shitty ads it's very mean and rayciss to notice that I don't actually give a shit about "derailing" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "spam" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate or "dumping" which is another word I don't understand and just try to imitate
>please xaars stop noticing that what i'm actually crying about is bumping which is why I try to pretend "muh chappy" is the one bumping these threads during my shartyjeet raids which are actual spam
>aieeeee the thread got bumped again after I whined about it oh no xaars why is the real /vp/ fed up enough to do the opposite of what the usual samefagging jeet wants please save me janny-sahib
