Thread 58333539

How do you feel about Meloetta?

>>58333539 (OP)
A discount Miku I'd like to fuck

>>58333539 (OP)
Gardevoir for pedos who are bored of Kirlia

>>58333569
Nothing's pedo about Melo.

>>58333594
lol off-model

>>58333539 (OP)
She is my favorite pokemon.

>>58333612
She's stunning.

>>58333612
>that Tentacruel behind her
You just know

legs

>>58333645
Yes she is. I love how she was finally able to be caught in that DLC.
>>58333670
He'd be in for a rude awakening cause she is running Thunder with electric tera.

>>58333539 (OP)
TheBoogie

>>58333594
do you have the sauce?

>>58333539 (OP)
We had this same thread before. Give up.
Stop trying to force it.

>>58334647
Im waiting for drawanon, since he promised to deliver in the next thread.

>>58334656
He said "during the weekend" so that might be tomorrow too

>>58334218
https://x.com/eye_ino/media

>>58334656
>>58334663
The art thread exists and the anon can deliver there.
There is absolutely no topic of discussion with this Pokémon besides "she is hot".

Absolutely nothing to talk about. I hate her so much. I hate her.

>>58334700
Drawthread is gay lol
And so are u

>>58334706
Prove me wrong.
Discuss Meloetta without talking about sexual appeal.
Prove to me there is anything deep to be talked about this creature.

>>58334700
>There is absolutely no topic of discussion with this Pokémon
We talk about her lore and what involvement she has with the Abyssal Ruins. Or discuss what music she would like. Or simply appreciate her as many threads about certain pokemon do.
>I hate her so much. I hate her.
You don't mean that.

>>58334218
>>58334678
It has been deleted. Was supposed to be
https://twitter.com/eye_ino/status/1964557598843457566
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0OCuQmaUAACJjh?name=orig&format=jpg
But of course, guy purges his tweets, this one and others aren't there anymore

>>58334714
>We talk about her lore and what involvement she has with the Abyssal Ruins.
You have never talked about that at all.
>Or discuss what music she would like.
She would probably have less of a nothing-burger if she wasn't a stupid legendary. Or if she didn't have that dumb form change. Gen 5 was the beginning of the end with gimmicks upon gimmicks added. I am pretty sure Meloetta would have dethroned Gardevoir if the following was true:
1- Make it a normal Pokémon
2- Add a prevo. Maybe a fly or butterfly made with musical notes
3- Make it 50/50 gender split.
4- Make it actually available
5- Make her normal / ghost or just normal. Or maybe even pure flying
> Or simply appreciate her as many threads about certain pokemon do.
All are gooners.
>You don't mean that.
Stop trying to make me love her. I won't. Specially won't love that beautiful cry.
Screw this nothing-burger of a "legendary".
inb4"it's a mythical"
I don't care.

>>58334712
I did try out physical Pirouette Meloetta once back in G5 or G6. She works, but there is so much constraint. You loose a move for the necessary setup with the only benefit being a 20% sleep chance. Being a glass cannon does make that setup less of a worry as you are already committing to the gambit, its just not a good gambit.

She was way better on a mono-normal team I had during ORAS with Aria.

>>58334738
For your own sake, just put "meloetta" in your filters and move on

>>58334747
I won't need to when this thread dies.
(And I don't even know how to do that)

>>58334712
She is fun in the rain with serene grace thunder. Her and Pelipper can really make like hell with paralysis and confusion.

>>58334738
>I am pretty sure Meloetta would have dethroned Gardevoir if the following was true:
>1- Make it a normal Pokémon
It wouldn't make her special. Though sure, it would be exposed more and gain more traction. But then, what would make her stand out from all of the other feminine humanoids?
>2- Add a prevo. Maybe a fly or butterfly made with musical notes
Eh, whatever. Like I said, her being mythical makes her special. She's a diamond in the rough.
>3- Make it 50/50 gender split.
Literally why?
>4- Make it actually available
Sure
>5- Make her normal / ghost or just normal. Or maybe even pure flying
Why? She's already part Normal.
>Stop trying to make me love her. I won't. Specially won't love that beautiful cry.
Don't deny your feelings, anon.

>>58334770
I like this one, but the rough lines, especially the white edge areas, bug me too much.

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>>58334740
Most of Meloetta best sets don't even use Relic Song or have to compromise.
Such a dumb gimmick. They should have just made her Gardevoir but better. Hitmontop already exists as the dancer.
>>58334766
I do like Pelipper and rain teams. Is it only because of thunder? Choice specs thunder?
If I wanted that I could get Electrode.

>>58334818
Continued

>>58334770
> It wouldn't make her special. Though sure, it would be exposed more and gain more traction. But then, what would make her stand out from all of the other feminine humanoids?
Bold of you to think that you need to be flashy to be special. There is a reason people love normal Pokémon a lot, and most area far more popular than other 'unique' types. Unique does not mean good.
And she has the concept of "sound". Unlike Whismur, who is only a brute creature on its final form, Meloetta will represent songs and melodies in a way that other "sound-based" Pokémon can not. She could have been the poster child for normal-type sound-based special attackers instead of event filler designated to be forgotten by all but dumb gooners.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dusVFpM5s28&list=RDdusVFpM5s28&start_radio=1

Stupid 4chan refuses to make me a post.
>>58334770
>Eh, whatever. Like I said, her being mythical makes her special. She's a diamond in the rough.
She is not special. She is a gimmick that has died and has even been downgraded to capturable. She is the living proof of legendary fatigue and how it brings her down. Legendary in name only.

>>58334818
Serene grace doubles her chance to paralyze, making it 60%. Her high special combined with that makes her really good at hitting hard and crippling them.
>>58334835
> has even been downgraded to capturable
How is that a bad thing? You can now have her in any ball you desire instead of a cherish ball, you can nickname her, and you have your name and ID on her instead of whatever is the event name/number.

>>58334700
I walked into a Meloetta thread despite disliking Meloetta and now I'm mad. How can this be happening to me? I'm the arbiter of board culture! I'm the God! IM THE GOD!

Good bait, swallowed it whole, genuinely believed in your whininess.

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You are all lucky 4chan won't let me post.

>>58334770
>>58334855
>>58334857
Replying to these.

>>58334823
Thing is about Meloetta and why she is a mythical pokemon is because she is inspired by Muses, greek goddesses of creativity and music. She gives off a goddess-like vibe with her portrayal in the anime. Making her a ordinary pokemon would defeat that purpose.
>>58334835
> She is a gimmick that has died and has even been downgraded to capturable.
I don't think mythicals are gimmicks, since they're purpose is being super rare and unique, and being catchable isn't necessarily a downgrade. She's still a rarity and how you find her in-game isn't something that you can easily figure out and only pertains to the DLC if you purchase it, I believe. Besides, it's not like how they've treated main and sub legendaries by making them all catchable in every game.

>>58334910
We have Pokémon designed to be legendary dragons and even Arcanine, the "legendary" Pokémon who is a mundane one. There is beauty in normalcy and Meloetta already represents that in spades now that it is just "there".
Relic song is now just a level-up move and no space in the overworld will be dedicated to her. Not even a single NPC line. Drop the facade!

And mythicals might not be gimmicks, but a lot of gimmicks happen to be mythical. And it just comes to show that Pokémon has far too many legendary Pokémon already to make them feel special. They really need to stop. And maybe even downgrade some. Like they did with certain overworld encounter or even fossil Pokémon.

>>58334921
Arcanine is just a weird case where they called it "legendary" in it's pokedex as a species name despite there being nothing legendary about it. But one thing to note is that mythicals =/= legendaries. Being mythical means that you're a powerful pokemon that's so rare that you're not seen anywhere under normal circumstances. It's why newer pokemon, like Zeraora, are considered mythicals despite not being much different from regular species design wise. Some mythicals may have functions like Arceus and Mew, but not every mythical needs a function. As such, the reason why Meloetta is a mythical beyond it's goddess inspo is because it's so rare, unique and above average species that it can't be found normally.

>>58334908
Ah. I see. You're autistic.
I understand your viewpoint now

>>58334981
Not at all. I have only been diagnosed with BPD.
>>58334978
We have Pokémon based on hydras, gods and esoteric concepts who are still treated as normals. Unown is probably the most clear "legendary" Pokémon with tons of (dropped) lore, still mechanically treated as normal.
Ninetales is given otherworldly powers, yet it's still a normal.
Hydreigon is based on the mythological Hydra, which was an unique, named creature. Yet it's still normal. Spiritomb is a concept. Jynx is the Yama-Uba (a singular entity)
On the inverse, Celebi is based on the Kodama, which were generic and abundant spirits. So inspiration has no bearing.

Mythicals are dumb and make Meloetta dumb by belonging to that crappy group.

>>58334656
Oh hey, thats me.
Yeah Ill deliver here later. Havent decided which request to do yet, so many choices

>>58334996
Draw on-model Meloetta sitting on some girl's shapely thighs. The girl is wearing denim short shorts and Meloetta is clearly excited.

>>58334908
Thunder wave doesn't do damage and can be taunted. Thunder fucks things up and has a good chance to paralyze. And doubles is a really fun format which lets her and Pelipper go wild together. Kyogre too is a good partner for her.

>>58335008
Kyogre is a legendary. Haven't you been reading anything I wrote!
I might try Meloetta in rain.

If I am very very bored, of course.

pretty onahole pilled mon desu imo senpai

>>58335015
Its relevant as both Kyogre and Meloetta are allowed in regulation J right now, and since Ky sets rain too. Really rain and Meloetta are just a good combo.

>>58335030
Oh yeah, I forgot VGC is a thing.
I still don't like it much. It just doesn't feels right.

>>58335040
Its SV ranked battle, but if you can get to Master Ball rank, you can get her and the rest of your team a ribbon.

>>58335048
>Playing new Pokémon games
We don't do that in this household, mister. We hope for some autistic fan to make romhacks and we settle for that.

>>58334996
I still would like a Meloetta in a wedding dress.

>>58334996
it doesnt matter what you pick im sure it will be great no matter what and take your time if you need to you dont need to rush
>>58335068
thats pretty much me
either that or play the spinoffs

>>58333539 (OP)
I remember using codes to catch one nearly 10 years ago. Wanted to use the Pirouette form but he Castelia guy wouldn't teach Relic Song (needed to be a fateful encounter one, but I didn't know about that)
So I exported my save, loaded it in pkhex, changed its form, teached it the move, played a youtube vid of the event in glorious 240p, and booted the game to see it in pirouette form in the menu
Also I think it would stay in Pirouette if it had started the battle like this? I'm not sure.

>>58335080
I truly believe Gamefreak turned their brain off after generation 4 when it comes to game design.

>>58335068
I don't blame you for not, but I still enjoy them as flawed as they are.

>>58335116
I mean you like Meloetta so there is that too.
I'm trying my hardest to forget about Meloetta but this thread is certainly not helping. But I can't stop.

>>58335084
If she could start in that form, it would be so much better. As it is now, she can't use choice items as Pirouette.
>>58335123
Why push her away?

>>58335136
>she can't use choice items as Pirouette.
Yes she can if you wanna be funny. I love funny sets but it is so sad that showderp is dead.
>Why push her away?
Legendary. Female. No logical explanation or reasoning of why I like this creature.
I have tried my hardest to push her away from any and all of my thoughts.

>>58335144
She is cute and has a very lovely voice. Those are all great reasons to like her.

>>58335152
I dunno about the voice. I haven't seen the anime because I doubt it will hold a candle to her beautiful in-game cry.

>>58334978
>>58334921
You guys wanted a purpose to talk about Meloetta with hidden lore and the like, boy did I just travel down rabbit hill in my brain, and folks I think you are going to like what I came up with.
Let's just say, Meloetta has a much deep and possibly even gen 10 connection, given her placement in the Terrarium.

>>58335558
To start I didn't brake any lore, I didn't rewrite a single thing.
Only expanded on what she is and what she could be.
She has ties to all of "PokeEurope" Ferroia, Ancient Kalos, Paldea, even Ancient Unova, of which I will explain later.
I even have a possible quartet she could belong too, Ala. Weather Trio getting Enamorous, with Meloetta being the lost Relic Song needed to re-create an Ancient Harmony in "PokeGreece.

>>58335580
So let's start, we keep to her muse like design philosophy by giving her three more sisters, I have no names for them but I combined the 9 muses essentially into 4. So we have for sake of simplicity we will call them based on the musical harmony solfeige structure. Do, MI, and Ti to Meloettas La.
Do being a meloetta muse of Poetry.
Mi being a meloetta muse of Theater.
And Ti being a meloetta muse of Wisdom.
Together they create a melody that can help restore any lost land.

This ties to Meloettas exsitance in the abysmal ruins as not just something happenstance but tied to an ancient peoples fleeing a war torn land through this war meloetta is separated from her home and Is carried as a protected artifact from land to land, Ancient Kalos, Ancient Pladea, and eventually to Ancient Unova.

>>58335618
Time passes and the Treasures of Ruin awaken and destroy ancient Paldea but naturally this destruction is so Geologically upheaving that naturally this causes the tsunami that destroys and sinks the now called Abyssal Ruins.

More time passes and we get to modern times Cyrano has ties the peoples of "pokegreece" and wishes to protect Meloetta and create a home for her Thus the Terrarium. And explains why she is just there. This all could imply (even if she stays one of a kind) a deeper lore reason as to why we are going to PokeGreece in gen 10.

>>58335650
My idea of the other three "Muses" keeps them as legendaries as they are still albeit dormant legends of their region, and keeps meloetta as essentially a living wayward artifact, thus mythical in nature.

How do guys like that?

Yeah

>>58335558
>>58335580
>>58335618
>>58335650
>>58335657
I've always been weary on what location the next region will be inspired by, but I feel like this theory is very plausible. I wonder if they could bring Meloetta back and introduce new forms for her there. Maybe, there's more than one Meloetta in the same vain as the Lake trio?

>>58333539 (OP)
cocksleeve

>>58335813
That's my thinking; it could be very easy to create more "Meloettas". And it keeps to their idea of Trios and Quartets.

>>58335834
As for there design this is what I got so far.
Again no names so far, currently working on those, but then again it's not my place for that.
I'll see what I can do

>>58335863
But essentially I came up with what if the The Jewel of Troy in pokeverse was Meloetta. And over the years she gets sent further and further away from the endless conflicts of Pokeruope and eventually Knights Templar style she gets a safe place in the New World that becomes Unova.

Is Meloetta wife?

>>58335887
yes

I feel disgusted. I masturbated to Meloetta images.
I want to puke.

>>58336275
You caved in.

Pearls before fucking swine...

>>58336277
It was just the morbid nature of it all. I only found two pics I liked. And I think I have seen everything. Or at least everything on Gelbooru.

So never again. Delete this thread now and lets all forget this happened.

>look at me being retarded give me attention
why are you like this

>>58336308
>Delete this thread now and lets all forget this happened.
No

>>58335558
I don't know what the Terrarium is, so I cannot give any input.
>>58335657
Hopefully they remain unreleased. The moment they make Meloetta 2.0 is the moment I jump ship .
>>58336320
I just checked and it was only ONE pic that I liked. It featured Piroutte forme, funnily enough
https://img4.gelbooru.com//samples/84/04/sample_8404f7b79727f337d25cf2161fcc47ad.jpg

>>58336325
Imagine

>>58336353
>Hatsune Miku
Dropped. I dislike it and idol culture so much.
I see Meloetta as a classy songstress. Don't ruin her with the stain of modern Internet culture. Keep Iono away from her.

>>58336325
The Terrarium is the place you go in Scarlet and Violet for the Indigo Disk DLC. Meloetta is found their after a bit of tricky series of clues to find her.

>>58336353
See this misses the point of what meloetta is.

>>58334740
i've been mopping scrubs in random SV battles with normal gem relic song into acrobatics, she definitely folds a little too easy to have no real boosting moves though. gotta say hitting the relic song again to sponge a special hit is always hilarious though - she's an extremely funny mon to use and will forever have a place on my normal teams now.

>>58336390
did you just not ever notice she was based on miku and teto in the first place? it's not like it was a secret

>>58336390
>modern Internet culture
idol culture unironically predates it though

Meloetta killed disco
>Source
Sugimori told me in a dream

meloetta -theboogie
Perfect, good to go

I LOVE MELOETTA

Can it learn Victory Dance yet? No? Can it do that? Then edit it so it enters as Pirouette Forme if it knows that move.

>>58335657
Its a neat idea that works well with a Greece themed pokemon region. It would also mean her getting into another game, thusly more places to play with her, which always is a good thing.

>>58337197
Inner voice, Loudred. But yeah, that's good.

>>58336572
Thats one of the traits that make me dislike Meloetta in the first place!
>>58336590
I meant the Internet version of it!
>>58336780
Meloetta IS disco.

Personally I'd dynamax my meloetta and have her hold me in her hands as she sings me sweet songs, then I'd ask to bring me closer to her so I can kiss her.

>>58337918
On-model Meloetta is my biggest guilty pleasure.

>>58333569
>>58333594

Wide hips trigger my breeding instincts

>>58338450
>finn minecraft pic
>speaking english to a jap
Retarded zoomer.

>>58338450
As a non-pedophile who only has 5 things that I don't like. I confirm Meloetta is no pedo at all. If she was I wouldn't fap to her.

>>58338681
>>58338202
Needs to be sitting on my body after I am minimized to be 3 inches tall.

Thread downgrades to gooning the moment I am not nearby. It's to be expected.

>>58339030
I goon when you're nearby.

>>58339085
No you don't.

>>58339229
Someone post that ancient Meloetta puking image.

>>58339030
It's okay Mr Ruffles. There exists many subjectives outside of your own, and now you've made yourself known and seen, said subjectives are now looking at you with a bit of drool on their chin at your cuteness.

What shall you do? Continue to remain stiff and stick to your principals or quiver knowing that an agent of the horde has gazed upon you and drooled a bit?

>>58336089
>>58336320
god i would beg her to let me lightly squish her soft hips and thighs
>>58337252
thats what im saying she should have learned this and psychic noise (also i think a hidden ability where its basically dancer but it allows her to change to pirouette form on switch in might be better cause while serene grace is a great ability she has no moves that can use it aside from thunder and zen headbutt
>>58339229
smug

>>58339271
Cease that line of thinking and focus on the creature.
I googled "Meloetta angry" and there is barely anything to represent my sheer annoyance.

>>58339296
Oh my, how assertive and principled.
I am going to enjoy chasing your tail through our short time together little loud housecat who thinks himself a tiger.

Let's have some fun, and enjoy the whisper on your neck after you leave once ZA has released, because youre presence is new in that wave, and will be carried off when said wave recedes.

Will you learn to be loved? To love that others can express love? Or will you remain a stick in the tide, firm and unyielding against the shore you found yourself washed upon?

Silly little man.

>>58338715
cope paedo in denial

>>58339736
British spotted.
Howd you even access this website? You've a loisence for your comments eh mate? Off to the clink wiff ya,.making said minorities feel at unease.

I should be able to work on Melo now.
I got an idea of what to do, but it's a 2 picture sequence so it'll take a bit.
Maybe a couple hours.

>>58340132
take as much time as you need dude
>58339296
>ignoring the comment
when you ask to lick her thighs

how do you seperate good meloetta smut from the bad?

>LOL BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH BRITISH
>EURO'S LAW AHMED AHMED AHMED BONG BRITBONG BRITAHMED
This is every Amerimutt on 4chan without fail. They can't get through a single thread without crying about Great Britain.

>>58340185
Just delete anything made by the Boogie, except the two flash animations with Meloetta because those were based.
There, should be enough.

>>58340197
okay but you're literally in this thread crying about a cartoon elf creature as if it's a little girl

>>58340180
Thanks. I'm gonna post the first half in a short bit then the second half tomorrow.

>>58335069
And you got it.
Here's part 1 of the delivery.

>>58341125
She looks so lovely in that. Excellent work, anon.

>>58341125
Yoo, thanks! She looks so pretty.

>>58341138
>>58341146
Thanks! Bridal Lingerie part 2 tomorrow.

>>58341125
Bless your work anon

>>58341152
Ohh, nice! Can't wait!

>>58339321
I have thought all thread about what to say and I give up.
I hate you!
>>58340132
I bump my suggestion here>>58335001
Either that or an angry on-model Meloetta to use as reaction image (there are very few)

>>58341125
daw so adorable so cute and huggable
>>58342194
i think i used to have this card in my card book before it got stolen

>>58342971
Sorry to hear that. I've only had one card stolen from me, and that hurt. I can't imagine having your whole book taken.

>>58343823
Cute

Sorry, fellas something came up and I cant deliver today.
Thankfully /vp/ is slow enough to last one more day

>>58340197
lol isn't your faggot shithole banned? imagine giving your ID to your internet provider just so you can come to an american wesbite to talk to americans

>>58346076
That's okay. We'll wait.

>>58336325
>ugliest form
>needs to have a cock in the pic to get off
And jerking to cartoons makes you puke,
I don't think there's a proper slur that applies to you, you're just all over the place in being terrible.

>>58339916
Just reply to his post saying you think it's hate speech and he'll have to spend a month in prison.

>>58346076
Hype/"""leak""" season is killing threads off pretty fast desu

>>58346311
a) It really was the only image from what I saw. I just searched "meloetta" on gelbooru.
b) I don't need for a cock to be there. But I do need for it to be a scenario I would enjoy. All the solo Meloetta images were not on-model or did nothing to me.
c) I was exaggerating for dramatic effect. It only grossed me out because my feelings for Meloetta are complex.
d) Nothing a stranger could ever say will hurt me.

>>58346447
I may be a stranger, but my opinion is formed from your actions.

>>58346459
You are a nameless entity in my life, and the same goes for me. You are also not aided by the realities of 4chan: where everybody is negative. This negativity diminishes any real impact 4chan would have on my psyche. In fact., it makes negative posts worthless, and positive posts resonate much more strongly with me.

Unless you actually interact with me outside of 4chan, with an actual name and an identity, nothing will change.

>>58346467
I don't think so,
You told everyone something about yourself,
and the obvious consensus is that it's really lame and embarrassing that you threw up over a cartoon character.

>>58346544
I was exaggerating for comedic effect. I did not throw up.
But I did feel post-nut tristesse. Tends to happen when I end up masturbating to sub-par material.

>>58346555
You put a lot of thought into the cartoons you fap to.
Be embarrassed to jerk to cartoons in general if you're going to think so much of it.

>>58346563
>You put a lot of thought into the cartoons you fap to.
You don't? Why would I do such an intimate thing to material that is not made for me.
Usually I prefer fapping with others. Or IRL with friends.

>>58346570
You get it anon

>>58347028
>Off model
>"Master"
>Grid hair instead of music sheet hair
I hate secondaries so much I hope their septic tanks explode

>>58347085
I don't know of you are the same person every time but you post the best Meloetta pics.
You should totally make me a Meloetta folder.
>>58347087
Finally. Someone who gets it.
What do you mean sith "secondary ", though.

>>58348528
No idea who that random mermaid is.

>>58336390
>modern internet culture
>miku
Miku is older than 80% of veepee now

>>58349598
I sometimes wonder what an internet veteran thinks of the modern internet, when they were the OGs who were nerd and rich enough to set up what was basically an early server.

>>58349598
So? She is old as hell, but still relevant. Like Taylor Swift.
>>58349865
I miss the pre-social media era. Humanity was not made to interact with so many different people and this has only bred more hate.
I miss when idiots were few and far between. 4chan was kind of pushing it, too. Too little barrier of entry.

>>58349877
>4chan was kind of pushing it
Well, the idea (while noble in theory) was the first breach.
But this was accident. This happened because the owner of Something Awful forums thought "hey, let's charge people to use my "exclusive" forum site. Is not like people make those every 5 seconds". And he said this during the Forum Craze era.
Moot only answered what anybody would've said. But the boost was "and I will let them talk about anime", which flock many people in.

>>58340185
She's small.

>>58333539 (OP)
Living fleshlight

>>58340185
It's too personal. What I like is not what everybody else likes.
I really like on-model proportions and looks.
>>58349958
Communism is also noble in theory but we know it cannot work. And 2ch already existed in Japan. The blueprints were out there, so if Moot didn't do it, somebody else would have.
Forums and people not being as tech-savvy as they are today were the bomb. We didn't "game the system" or appease to algorithms. We looked for our communities, and were with our people. If we wanted new friendships, we met them through hobbies or the now-extinct chatrooms.

>>58350080
>But we know it cannot work
Somehow, it explains this site to a T
>"I fucked up everything. I don't know how."
>"I solved everything. I don't know how."

>>58350590
Hair is too thick and it leans a bit into offmodel.

Would, next question
Real answer, if she could use Relic Song out of battle to swap forms so Pirouette was actually usable then she would be fuckin' KINO

Part 2 of the delivery in an hour or so, fellas.

>>58351078
Nice

>>58333539 (OP)
She looks like she fucks human men

>>58351036
It would make Pirouette much more usable. 128 attack and speed is great, but there are stronger and faster mons out there that can also run choice items that she can't really use due to needing to perform relic song every time she comes out, limiting her potential, and making it easier to play around.

>>58351087
You say that out of every Pokémon.
>>58351036
>>58351103
I think the gimmick was doomed the fail from day one.

>>58351137
>You say that out of every Pokémon
Yeah, but she is onahole-sized. Just use lube, get in the mood, and use her until you release your spooge.
Maybe you'll get an egg or two.

>>58343823
>those stockings with those thigh straps (idk what they're actually called)
guh
>>58351036
yeah at least until gen 6 where the fairy type ruins any chance she could have had

how does the meloetta fanbase feel about diancie?

>>58351146
Garter straps

>>58351145
All Pokémon are usually very tiny.
And legendaries don't lay eggs.
>>58351146
It could have very well been a fairy.
>>58351155
I don't know if I count as a fan, but I don't like any other Pokémon legendary except the Regis and Mew purely out of principle.

>>58351146
She's basically Mega Lopunny but can hold an item. Sure, she may not have Scrappy to hit Ghosts, and has very slightly lower attack and speed, but she has moves Mega Lop would kill for, like Knock Off, Stone Edge, Acrobatics, and Swords Dance.

>>58351155
She's okay.
Not exactly up there with Kirlia/Gardevoir but I think she's cool. Any mon with a 4x weakness is immediately subject to scrutiny

>>58351176
noooo dont hit her with mach punch!

>>58351185
>>58351176
i wanna bullet punch diancie in her big fat rock booty desu

>>58351081
Here's part 2 for you guys
https://litter.catbox.moe/rj7q8s.png

>>58351400
Amazing work

Appreciate the no pantsu for her

>>58351400
This will make others really happy. Not me, but others.
Thanks for the quality art.

>>58351400
Time for Meloetta to get the Gardevoir treatment: fuck her enough times until her egg group becomes Human-like, and get crossbreeding eggs.

>>58334910
>why she is a mythical pokemon is because she is inspired by
there's no need for mythical inspiration to require a mythical pokemon.

>>58351460
Yup. Remember: Celebi is a mythical, yet it's based on generic spirits.
The bird trio in Kanto are legendaries despite just being some rare birds.

>>58351057
when i see this image i just think of
>pic related
she just has no thoughts currently going on in there
>>58351155
shes pretty cute but you cant really snuggle a stone
>>58351400
good stuff my dude

>>58351400
hot!

well /vp/ i think this is my last post before ZA comes out, thanks for the meloettas & see you again soon

>>58351835
Goodbye friend

>>58351835
See you later.

>>58333539 (OP)
Huh I didn't realize there'd be another 200 posts of Meloetta so quick.
Love her though. Trying to do my home dex just to get her since I can't run Go anymore.

>>58354969
Ew. I hate Gardevoir.
Meloetta should appeal to me instead and be my personal legendary.

Someone remake this with Meloetta, please.

>>58351155
top 5 mythical

>>58356845
huggies!

>>58356984
Lose the towel!

>>58333539 (OP)
Perfect and would satisfy her hunger and growling stomach with all the icing she wants

>>58359442
The Miku crossover was a golden opportunity to give Melo a new form.

>>58360268
Or at that time, have a giveaway with the OT being Miku.

My Meloetta thinks Swans = good and that Weezer is godawful trash music from the bowels of hell. Should I have her put down?

>>58361111
Just make her watch Jackass 3, then play Memories. She will change her tune.
Or just cheat and play Island in the Sun.

>>58361111
Quads of dubious mon ownership

>>58334738
Maybe the problem is you hate music

>>58365452
Cool

>>58333569
No lies detected...

>>58366247
I mean, she is literally Paimon: a floating onahole.
Just paralize or sleep her, grab her, use a lot of lube so it doesn't hurt, and use her to your heart's content.
You can also nut inside. Mythicals don't lay eggs anyway.
Right?
Looks at Manaphy

>>58367155
Fancy pants

>>58367155
wait a minute...

>>58353829
>>58358505
She's a hungry girl

>>58368744
fatty!

>>58368744
Belly kisses for Meloetta

>>58370879
cute!

please /vp/.. im dying of thirst... the only thing.. that can save me... is pirouette sweat....

>>58333539 (OP)
I love how you are meant to find her in SV the playground rumor tier method is fun

>>58333539 (OP)
Top 5 favorite mon, I hope she'll be catchable in a console title someday.

Entry level shortstack goon mon. Roserade is queen

>>58376251
Nah, she is not a shortstack. That would be either Mawile or Tinkaton.
Meloetta is more like Kirlia: Marnie levels of flat.
But if we go by off-model...

>>58375325
She is

>>58376278
>Mawile or tinkaton.
Wrong

>>58378709
She's so cute.

I was in a rage bait culture war thread over on /v/ the other day and some person posted a very seductive image of her with the dress clinging to her hips so I said hey, that turns me on. So I tried jerking off to some art of her on Gelbooru but I just couldn’t so I ended up edging then hopped on Sonic Racing Crossworlds. Was kinda sad but we won lots of races in the Minecraft festival. Yes I play video games with /v/ sometimes.

>>58351400
>Link is 404
Does anyone have a reupload of this?

>>58333539 (OP)
cute and far better than Miku
>>58333560
fpwp

>>58351479
>cant really snuggle a stone

skill issue

>>58384913
Cute

She's in ZA, btw.

>>58390296
Best idol duo

>>58391114
Yes. Yes! YES!

>>58334148
this guy knows

>>58334738
>Or if she didn't have that dumb form change.
I see no reason to remove that. It's entirely optional and she works fine without it. Plus it would be fun to meme with it by dropping a sudden fighting type physical sweeper when your opponent was expecting the standard special attacking set and nuke their blissey.

>>58334921
I wouldn't mind if they downgraded some legendaries to just rare pokemon to slim the list down. Heatran is a good example of something that clearly has no business being classified as legendary. It even has a gender so there's inarguable confirmation that there's more than 1 of them. Plus it would remove the general stigma of using alot of them.