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Anonymous No.58348130 >>58348132 >>58348420 >>58358233 >>58358325 >>58363473
Hex Maniac
Hex thread

Post Hex
Anonymous No.58348132
>>58348130 (OP)
Hex
/thread
Anonymous No.58348138 >>58348143
Hex is cute! CUTE!!!!
Anonymous No.58348143
>>58348138
Correct opinion
Anonymous No.58348214 >>58349509
Hegs bread
Anonymous No.58348407
i like to see Hex in different outfit
Anonymous No.58348420
>>58348130 (OP)
Hexcest
Anonymous No.58348510
BIG Hex doing part-time work at the Aether Foundation...
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Anonymous No.58348540 >>58348623 >>58348659
can we erp here or nah cause i'll just leave if we cant
Anonymous No.58348543 >>58348551 >>58348659 >>58351201
Weak to Dark-types
Anonymous No.58348551
>>58348543
4X weakness!
Anonymous No.58348623
>>58348540
Do whatever you want but I shan't be participating
Anonymous No.58348628 >>58348672
Hex and Hex linked up! Need it or keep it?
Anonymous No.58348659
>>58348540
>>58348543
Please leave.
Anonymous No.58348672
>>58348628
Oh God....
Anonymous No.58348741 >>58348770 >>58348784
Why did May decide to become a hex maniac?
Anonymous No.58348770 >>58348792
>>58348741
To become irresistable to men.
Anonymous No.58348784
>>58348741
That Mt. Pyre bassline got to her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEtlhq1PxI4
Anonymous No.58348792 >>58350986
>>58348770
Ah, so she's a poser then? I should've expected it. She probably can only cast normie curses like hiccup inducing and shoelace untying hexes. Girls like her are killing the hex community.
Anonymous No.58348857 >>58348879 >>58348918 >>58348984 >>58350407 >>58350735 >>58351495
So this bitch is the Mei (Overwatch) of the franchise? As in, people draw her with humongous breasts for no reason and now everyone thinks she's canonically stacked even if the official character isn't?
Anonymous No.58348879
>>58348857
Kind of, but the whole titcow Hex trend was started because of the one selling milk in XY.
Anonymous No.58348918
>>58348857
No, this happens to every pokegirl, and some pokemon.
Anonymous No.58348984 >>58349928
>>58348857
What's bad about it? Some Mei pics are fine.
Anonymous No.58349073 >>58349509 >>58349928
Anonymous No.58349509 >>58349753 >>58349887 >>58350949
>>58349073
>>58348214
Explain this joke please
Anonymous No.58349753
>>58349509
Girls love footlongs with extra mayo
Anonymous No.58349887 >>58349928 >>58350949
>>58349509
sandwich
See the tiny faded image on the top right. That edit began circulating shortly after people started memeing nuhex around because of her funny pose with her arms stretched out forward, and some artists wanted in on the 'joke' too. Yes, that's it.
Anonymous No.58349928 >>58349940 >>58350441
>>58348984
>>58349073
>>58349887
Hex, stop eating all that junk food, it'll make you fat.
Anonymous No.58349940
>>58349928
>it'll make you fat.
Feed her more, you fool! More milk for us!
Anonymous No.58350352 >>58350391
I hired a hex maniac on Etsy to perform a ritual to make my dick bigger. How long should I have to wait for results?
Anonymous No.58350391
>>58350352
Depends on how needy she is for children or a boost in her dairy business.
Anonymous No.58350407
>>58348857
>the Mei (Overwatch) of the franchise?
>As in, people draw her with humongous breasts for no reason
>no reason
You are retarded, Mei-Ling Zou is canonically a chubby girl, and Hex Maniac wears a form obscuring outfit and is a trainer type not a person, so people can draw her as secretly busty as they want.
Anonymous No.58350441
>>58349928
Good.
Anonymous No.58350735 >>58351213
>>58348857
>implying Mei doesn't have huge tits canonically.
Anonymous No.58350839
Who smells worse between Zinnia, Mina and Hex Maniac?
Anonymous No.58350894 >>58351495 >>58352172 >>58354277 >>58355178
Canonically flat btw
Anonymous No.58350949
>>58349509
the second one is based on the telekinetic pizza meme. Not sure on where the sandwich came from so >>58349887 is probably correct.
Anonymous No.58350979
it's her month

also French
Anonymous No.58350986 >>58351108
>>58348792
all pokegirls should get HEXXED
Anonymous No.58351108 >>58351190
>>58350986
Does fucking Banette counts as ghost sex or plushophilia?
Anonymous No.58351190
>>58351108
Plushophilia first, certainly.
Anonymous No.58351201
>>58348543
will she bully me for being talian
Anonymous No.58351213 >>58351350
>>58350735
Mei's tits aren't big. Look at her in the "Rise and Shine" animation, and all of her skins in the game. People just draw her with udders because of that one blue top concept art.
Anonymous No.58351350 >>58351359 >>58353272
>>58351213
>Mei's tits aren't big
>just look at her in [animation with her big jugs]
>people just draw her with udders because [canonical concept art with big jugs]
Ok.
Anonymous No.58351359 >>58352129
>>58351350
Have you ever seen tits in real life? She has average sized chest in Rise and Shine.
Anonymous No.58351380 >>58351462
>Hex Maniac turns me into a sex maniac
Anonymous No.58351462 >>58352095
>>58351380
Well how do we turn her back?
Anonymous No.58351474 >>58351574
Tomorrow Hex gets a week's worth.
Anonymous No.58351495 >>58352172
>>58348857
>>58350894
Hex is canonically busty now fags
Anonymous No.58351574
>>58351474
Fuck that. In a few days, ZA won't be remembered because of the new megas, or the real time combat.
Even less about customization or gameplay.

No, when ZA drops, this month will be remembered as the return of our beautiful maiden to her throne. Hex Maniac 2: Milky Bogaloo.
Anonymous No.58352095 >>58352106
>>58351462
That's the best thing: you don't!
Anonymous No.58352106 >>58353940
>>58352095
how do we turn her black?
Anonymous No.58352129
>>58351359
>She has average sized chest in Rise and Shine.
People like you are why women think all men are pigs.
Anonymous No.58352172
>>58351495
Literally always has been: >>58350894. People that deny it are delusional.
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Anonymous No.58352609 >>58352633 >>58352679
Never have I seen a crusade on /vp/ more persistently pathetic than that of the onmodelfags. There's always one person in every pokegirl thread - it wouldn't surprise me if it's all the same person to be frank - complaining about "honesty". No one gives a fuck about your contrarianism dawg, go jerk off to flat Hex or something because there's thousands of images of that already but at the same time don't get upset that people just like big tits.
Anonymous No.58352633 >>58352679
>>58352609
>There's always one person in every pokegirl thread
There's always one or two on model purists impotently screeching in pretty much every relevant thread on every populated board. Retards will be retards.
Anonymous No.58352679
>>58352633
>>58352609
They literally can't shut up, just endlessly screeching and shitting themselves trying to pick the same tired, worthless fights.

And its all just arguing in bad faith anyway. What they really want is control. Scream loud enough to ban one thing, then you can scream some more to ban something else of greater importance. It's arguing in bad faith, for the purposes of gaining power over something.

They scream at us for being impure or whatever, while they themselves are insincere about their own objectives. It's all so tiresome and transparent. And they're so dedicated to this useless little crusade, far out of proportion to what they're ostensibly aiming for, that you know there's a completely different goal hiding underneath it.
Anonymous No.58353272 >>58353307 >>58355063
>>58351350
You really think these are big jugs? No wonder why you use a Homestuck character.
Anonymous No.58353292
My wife Mei!
Anonymous No.58353307 >>58353355
>>58353272
>disingenuous retard
Every time.
Anonymous No.58353355 >>58353577
>>58353307
Didn't say anything wrong though
Anonymous No.58353374 >>58353586
>delusional retard
Every time.
Anonymous No.58353577 >>58353779
>>58353355
>i pissed my pants because i saw something i dont like, I win da internet

wow
Anonymous No.58353586
>>58353374
parroting is an admission of defeat
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>>58353610
Cute chubby dork
Anonymous No.58353779 >>58353951
>>58353577
Still waiting for someone to say in which shape or form those are big tits
Anonymous No.58353940 >>58353979 >>58354016
>>58352106
You live in Alola for a few generations. But then the class goes from Hex to Alolan Witch, which curses can be equal to worse, depending on the severity of the curse.
Anonymous No.58353951 >>58354256
>>58353779
Still waiting for you to figure out that different people draw and enjoy characters in different ways
Anonymous No.58353979 >>58353985 >>58354016 >>58354047
>>58353940
I'm so conflicted about liking this.
Anonymous No.58353985 >>58354002
>>58353979
I mean it could be construed as a little racist, but they both still cute.
Anonymous No.58354002
>>58353985
That is not at all why I'm conflicted.
Anonymous No.58354016
>>58353940
>>58353979
The orginal is a race-bend fetish picture, turning it into a blacked picture is fucking shit taste
Anonymous No.58354036 >>58354095 >>58354232
>Hex threads on /vp/ were mercifully free of the grotesque shit present in the /v/ threads which are all made by /trash/ rejects
>they've now found /vp/

So much for good Hex threads. Was nice while it lasted.
Anonymous No.58354047 >>58354187
>>58353979
Just gonna post the actual original so people don't have the mistaken notion that this fucking grotesque shit is anything but a shitty edit.
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>>58354036
Cry more lol
Anonymous No.58354187 >>58360906
>>58354047
Based. Posting the original of that other one for the same purpose.
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>>58354036
Fine, I'll back off. Can't control what my dick likes even if I know it's mostly tourists and activists pushing the fetish. If anyone comes here and says "Built for dark types" or any shit like that I'll still be pissed alongside you.
Anonymous No.58354256
>>58353951
I'm not arguing against that, I'm replying to a dude who says that canonicaly she has large breasts, which she hasn't.
Anonymous No.58354277 >>58355178
>>58350894
not flat-flat desu. but pretty modest.
Anonymous No.58354337 >>58354346 >>58354742
>"Oh I love Hex Maniac, she's my waifu!"
>wouldn't drink a gallon of her breastmilk

Care to explain?
Anonymous No.58354346
>>58354337
Is a lot of milk for one man
Anonymous No.58354742 >>58354761 >>58354791 >>58354817
>>58354337
I'm Hispanic, that's my excuse. I did GOMAD once with my friends and had super bad diarrhea, while my white looking Indian friend just had an upset stomach, but my Dutch friend was perfectly fine. I literally can't love Hex as much as other people. Sad!
Anonymous No.58354761 >>58354771 >>58354793
>>58354742
>Hispanic
>TMI
Checks out.
Anonymous No.58354771
>>58354761
He literally asked for the explanation. That's it.
Anonymous No.58354791
>>58354742
>tfw white and can drink all the milk I want

Feels good to be God's favorite.
Anonymous No.58354793
>>58354761
>Hispanic
>not into Bulma or Chi-Chi
I dunno chief, the math doesn't add up.
Anonymous No.58354817
>>58354742
>Hex, as the milk associated waifu, makes her literally the Aryan Pokemon fan waifu of choice
Oh. Oh no, no, no. That just opened up a whole can of autistic worms we would have preferred sealed.
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Anonymous No.58354876 >>58354986 >>58355068
>be spic
>can drink all the dairy I want no problem
I am invincible.
Anonymous No.58354986
>>58354876
Clearly the problem is you don't want as much of Hex's milk as me.
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Anonymous No.58355063 >>58356259
>>58353272
Those are big for real life human beings though. Stop being a retarded coom head.
Anonymous No.58355068
>>58354876
Did you every try drinking a gallon of milk within a few hours though? I don't have any problems with dairy either, just literally doing GOMAD which is a workout program for anorexics anyways.
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hexhibitionism
Anonymous No.58355081 >>58355138
Behold: the ultimate litmus test for being allowed in this thread. Either drink it within 6 hours or go fuck off to the Shirona thread.
Anonymous No.58355138 >>58355232
>>58355081
I mean, I probably could but I have no reason to. I basically drink 1L of milk every day for over a decade at this point. Not to mention eating a lot of cheese and other food. I don't think they even sell milk gallons like this where I live, it looks like bleach lol.
Anonymous No.58355178 >>58355206
>>58354277
>>58350894
Silly anon, she wears a magic bra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJiq2ixiVEc
Anonymous No.58355206 >>58355244
>>58355178
The term is minimizer bra
Anonymous No.58355232
>>58355138
Spic detected. You can leave now.
Anonymous No.58355244
>>58355206
Trannies call them binders. I know because I dated one once. Now I use knowledge of those DD milkers to argue with people on the internet.
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Going on a date with Hex!
Anonymous No.58355659 >>58355687
>>58355427
>>58355429
>>58355430
>One drink
Really Hex? You are from France (the PokΓ©mon equivalent to be exact), you should drink this stuff like its water.
Anonymous No.58355687
>>58355659
Hex doesn't normally drink alcohol because it would make her milk taste sour.
Anonymous No.58355702 >>58356206 >>58356379
Geez bill...two threads?!
Anonymous No.58356206
>>58355702
The farm is increasing!
Anonymous No.58356259 >>58356415
>>58355063
Those are normal breasts you imbecile, she doesn't need to have perfectly round perky baloons for them to be big, but don't be contrarian just for the sake of it, those tits aren't big.
Anonymous No.58356379
>>58355702
HOLY SHIT TWO HEX
Anonymous No.58356415
>>58356259
You are blinded by your world of pornography.
Anonymous No.58356620 >>58356622 >>58356638
Why is she called a Maniac if she's kind
Anonymous No.58356622
>>58356620
She's kind, but she's still obsessive and possessive.
Anonymous No.58356638 >>58356655
>>58356620
Maniac actually means, "Man I AC", Hex is secretly a cool tranny, thus all the futa porn that seems like the sheer amount of it shouldn't fucking exist but it does anyways.
Anonymous No.58356645 >>58356655 >>58356698
Hi Hexfriends. I need help.
I need a new pfp. Any images will suffice, preferrably her first 2 designs. The witchier, the better!
Anonymous No.58356655 >>58356698
>>58356638
Hex maniacs aren't trannies. They're all real girls, the ones that have dicks got them from pacts with unholy spirits.

They'll actually lose it if you splash them with holy water.
>>58356645
Sure. I have some.
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Anonymous No.58356698 >>58356702 >>58356738
>>58356645
>>58356655
Forgor to mention, keep it SFW! Suggestive is fine
Anonymous No.58356702 >>58356755
>>58356698
That was the safest I had.
Anonymous No.58356738 >>58356755
>>58356698
This ok?
Anonymous No.58356755 >>58356777
>>58356702
I can't believe they've drawn her in latex...
>>58356738
Sussy on the perspective but I always loved the eyes
Anonymous No.58356769
somethin more like this
Anonymous No.58356774 >>58356818
or this
Anonymous No.58356777 >>58356791
>>58356755
Ok you weren't a fag to that blatant shitpost, here's an actual recommendation.
Anonymous No.58356782 >>58356791
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This one has been my personal pfp on pokemon related accounts for a while.
Anonymous No.58356791 >>58356797
>>58356777
>>58356782
These are both really cute
Honestly I don't know if I'm just picky or if its because of the curves. She can be curvy but look really cute or its super horny and I don't know what it is, even if its the same face.
Those fuckin eyes though...
Anonymous No.58356797 >>58356808
>>58356791
I know what you mean, man. The eyes are the best part. A shame that maniac aesthetic went to the fuckin punk spray painter class in SV last gen.
Anonymous No.58356808
>>58356797
swirly eyes are best
Anonymous No.58356818
>>58356774
that one is still my favorite hex image
latex is best hex
Anonymous No.58357114 >>58357737
Love is stored in the DORK
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Anonymous No.58357530 >>58357711 >>58358050 >>58358101 >>58358184
>just had a dream where a fat hex built like picrel was my gf
>we spent a whole night cuddling in her bed whilst i got smothered by her huge tits and belly
would brosnan be proud of me?
Anonymous No.58357711 >>58357723 >>58360256
>>58357530
As grotesque as you surely are.
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>>58357711
Stay mad lol
Anonymous No.58357737
>>58357114
Amazing art, holy shit
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>>58357530
based architectGOD
Anonymous No.58358101
>>58357530
Very much so.
Anonymous No.58358184
>>58357530
I would think so, yes. Congratulations on the dream mate.
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Anonymous No.58358233 >>58358239 >>58358240 >>58358245 >>58358336 >>58363577
>>58348130 (OP)
Is everyone in agreement that they’re mother and daughter?
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>>58358233
No. They're trainer classes and you can't reasonably expect for every one of them to be related, much less mother-daughter.
Anonymous No.58358240
>>58358233
No, I find that interpretation cringe. They are totally unrelated.
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>>58358233
Yes. The other replies are from gays.
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Anonymous No.58358286 >>58358295
>>58358276
>what happens when you don't regularly milk hex
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>>58358286
Be kind, keep your Hex well milked.
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Anonymous No.58358304 >>58358317
Boing boing boing is the sound of an approaching Hex Maniac.
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>>58358304
you mean *slosh slosh slosh*?
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>>58348130 (OP)
Anonymous No.58358330 >>58358373 >>58359638
/vp/, how crazy do you like your Hex, on a scale from "Just really likes horror subculture stuff and gothic fashion" to "You will be sacrified in a blood ritual if you date her"?
Anonymous No.58358336
>>58358233
they're the same person at different points in time
Anonymous No.58358353
Moo
Anonymous No.58358373
>>58358330
Hex always struck me as a weird girl into ghosts and shit but still very benign and never going farther than like a sΓ©ance or Ouija board.
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Anonymous No.58359412 >>58359585
https://imgur.com/a/7q8fyuz
Anonymous No.58359585
>>58359412
Nice
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>>58358330
The kind of crazy that frantically searches every library for occult tomes for the sole purpose of creating a fertility hex(she fucks it up but gets pregnant with octuplets anyway.)
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>>58357711
Most people I know into fat girls are pretty fit usually. It's weird. And kind of sad desu. I like being ripped because it makes the size difference seem natural, but some people like the extra challenge/work in dating a fat girl I guess. Or they're desperate because we live in a hell world.
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>>58354187
I like how its so form fitting she might as well be naked.
Anonymous No.58361227
HEXO!!!
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>>58360831
My neighbor Helena
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>>58362542
Cute hex in training
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>>58348130 (OP)
She looks dead tired
Anonymous No.58363577
>>58358233
Either mom/daughter or just hag Hex.
The former is cuter
Anonymous No.58363625 >>58363639 >>58363685 >>58363740
Need more images of different hex's together, including gen 3
Anonymous No.58363639
>>58363625
I don't have one, so I'll give you one Hex three times.
Anonymous No.58363685
>>58363625
Gen 3 Hex is underrated
Anonymous No.58363740 >>58364803
>>58363625
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Shiny Hex
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>>58363740
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Anonymous No.58365258 >>58365262
Well, this was a nice thread.
Remember guys: all Hexes are great, and the best one is your favorite
Anonymous No.58365262
>>58365258
That might be true but I'm THE ONE who is Hex's favorite.
Anonymous No.58365286
>>58364903
>>58364906
>>58364909
>Hex souvenirs, merchandise, and figurines
Do it, TPC. Do it already, you pussies.
Anonymous No.58366552
>>58364909
>Hex selling out!
If only.