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Anonymous No.58354222 >>58354439 >>58355024 >>58359014 >>58360652 >>58391184
/Ruse/day: Grasped Carefully edition
>autist OP count: 120
>threads since counter: 128

Previous thread:
>>58290180

Rusefox GF pastebin:
https://pastebin.com/G0tjqZa5

Zoroark Mom & Blind Son write.as:
https://write.as/fp2c00lqrtc12ehy.md

Zoroark GF stuff (bouts of high horny, lewds not shown):
https://write.as/m5g64340lxjug2dp.md

Untitled fic (deceptive Zoro GF):
https://pastebin.com/MpCifp8u

Mega Ruse (chronicles of freakin' huge ruse foxes):
https://rentry.org/ygcg7838
Anonymous No.58354439
>>58354222 (OP)
>Rusefox GF pastebin
where do our protagonists even go from here, they can't go to a human doctor or a pokemon doctor
do they have to find a hidden enclave of pokefuckers?
Anonymous No.58355024
>>58354222 (OP)
shit it looks like the thread was illusioned too well
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Anonymous No.58355557 >>58356166
Me on the top.
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Anonymous No.58356166 >>58374795
>>58355557
why would you even want to be
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>>58355216
I love this art style so much. It really makes the glossy hair and fur pop.
Anonymous No.58358209 >>58358332 >>58358334
Off to a bad start, too many coomers
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>>58358209
it's just a dude posting pictures
Anonymous No.58358334
>>58358209
Then post something
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Anonymous No.58359014 >>58359038 >>58359364
>>58354222 (OP)
Have you seen the new zoroark cowboy outfit in Unite?
Anonymous No.58359038
>>58359014
frankly I didn't know unite still existed
Anonymous No.58359364
>>58359014
It’s a little cluttered and flashy, but given their naturally hunched over pose it actually fits really well. I can’t wait for the cowboyo-ark fan art.
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>>58359969
looks like a batman shirt
Anonymous No.58360173 >>58360265
>>58360076
Comic-book nerd Zoroark is cute.
Would read the classics with her.
Anonymous No.58360265
>>58360173
>comics
good luck finding one that's in a comprehensible order
Anonymous No.58360652
>>58354222 (OP)
Aww what a lil' cutie
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Anonymous No.58361589 >>58362446
>>58361509
how are they holding those things without thumbs
Anonymous No.58362446 >>58364956 >>58366059
>>58361589
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Anonymous No.58363427 >>58364406 >>58369869
surprise
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>>58363427
Mm, my bed's kind of lumpy. I wonder what's under that lump.
Anonymous No.58364956 >>58365278
>>58362446
I feel like giving a mischievous beast such as zoroark thumbs is a bad idea
Anonymous No.58365278 >>58365656
>>58364956
They can learn Flamethrower from an HM/TM. You have bigger issues to worry about
Anonymous No.58365656
>>58365278
flamethrower allows for destruction, thumbs allow for tomfoolery
Anonymous No.58366059 >>58366062
>>58362446
Restored? How did it lose its thumbs?
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>>58366059
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>>58367457
Sex even if it's a boy
Anonymous No.58367710
>Hey Anon, I think I’ve figured out a new illusion!
>If I concentrate really hard, I can basically become invisible, look!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=rp0n9RPoDI4
Whatever you do, don’t let your Zoroarks on the internet before they’re mature enough. Otherwise, they’ll start making their favorite memes real with their illusions to prank you.
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Where do they get the hair nubbin? Is it organic?
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Anonymous No.58369869 >>58370123
>>58363427
Ruse disrupting sleep after excessive shenanigans the prior day. Use of corporal cuddles is permitted as punishment.
Anonymous No.58370123
>>58369869
>Middle of the night
>Perfect time to barge into the humie's room
>Wake them up by hopping on the bed
>Curl next to them
>And slowly, but surely, force them further to the side of the bed because they're too drowsy to raise a finger against your fuzzy shenanigans
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>>58372792
Don’t fall for it! She’s just trying to pickpocket your wallet and will use your money to buy a bunch of baby furniture!
Anonymous No.58373636 >>58434957
>>58372830
why would an animal need baby furniture
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>>58356166
It's not like there was a choice in the matter.
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>>58371714
sleepy
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>>58371714
chubby
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>>58384330
fat fuck
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>>58384330
>>58385173
A little mommy pooch is normal after pregnancy.
Anonymous No.58386408
>>58386381
don't they lay eggs like every pokemon?
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>>58387703
he's just jelly
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>>58388745
cozy spot for a nap
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>>58354222 (OP)
I remember this thread starting around when Legends Arceus was released. So has it been since 2022 then?
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Anonymous No.58393223 >>58397882
>No Zorks in ZA, even as DLC
Tragedy.
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>>58393223
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>>58396016
>>58396513
what's the source or artist of this art? I love this zoroark's ocs and artstyle so much

also bring a zoroark as payment
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>>58401684
ain't no way that ring stays on
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>>58402839
my mouth would be watering too
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Anonymous No.58408727 >>58410567
THE HAIR BEAD, MASON! WHERE DO THEY GET IT?
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Anonymous No.58410567 >>58413291
>>58408727
>"It's a gemstone, Zoroark."
>"You didn't make it."
"It's a hair bead. I chiseled it!"
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>>58410567
What would a ruse look like without the bead?
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>>58399180
nice napping spot
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>>58421814
fair assumption to be honest, pokefuckers are probably avoided like the plague
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Anonymous No.58425936 >>58426956 >>58427213
They're not even trying to be subtle
Anonymous No.58426956 >>58427213
>>58425936
>Baneful Pokemon
>Working Retail
>”Hey, wasn’t your hair black with red highlights a week ago?”
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>>58425936
>>58426956
>Retail worker harboring hatred of the living >Thinking of murder during every customer interaction
Checks out.
Typical wagie.
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The digital picture machine is pretty cool. Not my gen.
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>>58373636
That's the question, isn't it
The question that will keep her next prank victim up at night
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I wonder how some of these artists feel, knowing their art has persisted on the internet for potentially over a decade.
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>>58440438
Fuggin heck I feel this image, think it's well done
Reminds me of iPad kids, and the inarticulate rage of young gamers. The dichotomy of emotion and situation. The minimalist style. The Zorusea. Simply put,
It's beautiful
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Anonymous No.58445513 >>58445586 >>58445683 >>58446476
Bros we....we missed the flight to Kalos...
Anonymous No.58445586 >>58445683
>>58445513
It's so Zorover....
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>>58445513
>>58445586
Good thing I'm not buying it.
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See you Tuesday maybe.
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>>58445513
They're just pretending to be humans.