Thread 58374077

i am going to blow my brains out

i ll be honest. mega starmie is worse. but this seems bad too..

>>58374077 (OP)
I want to die.

>>58374077 (OP)
open wide, boy
daddy's gotta relieve himself

>>58374077 (OP)
This is what people wanted when they asked for leaks

desu, Pokémon is a goofy franchise.

>>58374077 (OP)
toilets are sexy

feralitrooners we got too cocky

>>58374077 (OP)
Don’t give the normies and gen Zers any ideas for nicknames

Most corny nickname of all time

I'll nickname him skibidi

>>58374077 (OP)
jeets hate him

>>58374122
Skibidile would be better

>>58374077 (OP)
Do this is what they meant by "dumping the leak"

>>58374128
Ironically, this was probably made by jeets

This is legitimately worse than every single fake leak version of this shit, there's no way this is real. I actually liked Mega Dragonite despite people shitting on it, I think that it was just a little off the mark (literally just make it Dragonair blue and add more gems or something). But this? No way they straight up just added a fucking toilet lid on it and called it a day.

>>58374077 (OP)
It's not terrible. It's just the croc in a hat.

SKIBIDI GATR

SKIBIDI GATR

>>58374077 (OP)
It's a reference, that means it's as cool as Galarian fossils...

Who am I kidding? They're all crap.

https://discord.gg/HEcWRjsrm leaks being posted here quickly if not first

>>58374077 (OP)
I feel so bad for Gatrfags, Jesus Christ....

>>58374077 (OP)
The last thing Pokemon had going for it was good Pokemon designs. Even Palworld has better looking creature designs than ZA. It's so fucking over.

>SHITkorita is so awful GF have to actively sabotage Mega Feraligator and make Typhlosion a pedo
Grim.

>>58374077 (OP)
They didn't even try with the ZA Mega Evolutions

>>58374143
Good to see my old picture still used. Have another one.

>>58374322
Good work

>>58374077 (OP)
Absolutely

>>58374077 (OP)
>Duraludon
>now Mega Feraligatr
What is with Game Freak and making toilet Pokemon in recent gens?

>>58374077 (OP)
Hahahahahahahahahaha

>>58374249
The moment Game Freak realized these games didn't actually need to be good at anything in order to sell, it was only a matter of time before they started mailing it in with the Pokemon themselves. What's crazy is that there still won't be any negative consequences even for this. Even if every new Pokemon from now on is so ugly that not a single person on the planet could justify buying merch for it, it won't hurt their bottom line at all because women and children will keep buying Pikachu plushies. There is literally nothing Game Freak, TPC or Nintendo could ever possibly do to stop the gravy train.

>>58374077 (OP)
I'm praying that it'll look better in motion.

>>58374077 (OP)
SKIBIDI TOILET

Lol

>>58374496
It will. And the official art will look good. And in 2-3 months everyone will be talking about how much they love the design. This is the same thing that always happens when a new design comes out, the first people to respond are the ones who hate anything new, spamming over and over to get other people to jump on the hate bandwagon. It will pass

>>58374703
Crazy that Pokémon was static sprites for ao long and people didn't need to Stockholm syndrome themselves into liking absolute garbage

>>58374732
They absolutely Stockholm'd themselves into liking absolute garbage, the reasons they gave just changed.

>>58374744
If people had to Stockholm Syndrome themselves from the beginning, Pokémon would never have taken off.

>>58374077 (OP)
The OG toiletmon cannot be topped.

I am cornholio: the pokemon

>>58374758
I argue that's the exact reason why it took off

>>58374732
You'll love it too

>>58374077 (OP)
Feraligatr is my favorite pokemon and this mega is the absolute worst mega design of all time. I thought dragonite was bad but this is way worse.

>>58374820
>Heracross
>Lati@s
The gigachomper is fine

>>58374249
>The last thing Pokemon had going for it was good Pokemon designs

>>58374936
>proceeds to post a bunch of good designs
ok?

>>58374936
wugtrio is kino im afraid

>>58374811
Stockholm Syndrome only happens nowadays because people are invested in rhe original series to begin with. If Pokémon started off as garbage like Mega Feraligatr it would have failed like all other monster catching sims and become an obscure footnote in gaming history

Lil

>>58374936
haven't played gen 9 (8?) but that spider and the green/red flower hydra thing both look cool

>>58374936
leave my bro garganacl out of this

>>58374959
>If Pokémon started off as garbage like Mega Feraligatr
but it did start off as garbage thougheverbeit

>>58374077 (OP)
How did we go from mega chesnaught to this?

>>58374077 (OP)
I rather not

>>58374077 (OP)
Lol.

>>58374077 (OP)
Kino

>>58374077 (OP)
is gamefreak just out of ideas at this point?

>>58374088
mega starmie at least looks like a guy in a suit which is funny if you arent a constantly pissed off edgy faggot

>>58374077 (OP)
We could have gotten Red Skull. We SHOULD have gotten Red Skull! Instead we get skibidi gator! Yes, I am mad!

>>58374077 (OP)
What the fuck happened? Do their designs not have multiple review processes? I want to know who designed this shit and what went through their pea-sized brain when doing so.

>>58375456
>>58375494
You'll love it in a week

>>58375508
is that what your bvll says to you?

>>58375508
No. I still hate the paradox beasts.

>>58374077 (OP)
OH NONONONONONO LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

Water starters have getting screwed over for quite a while now.

>>58374936
Revavroom is so based

>>58374077 (OP)
Let's point at the positive aspects in order to make the design feel less retarded, I'll start.

>>58374322
Oh shit he is real!

>>58375605
Here is the list of what i like about the design:

>>58375605
The only positive aspect is that everything aside from the toilet helmet looks like "Feraligatr, but with spikes and shit".

>>58375605
It's not even going to be stronger than sheer force+life orb regular feraligatr... it's a complete and utter meme

>>58375508
I still hate the Gen 9 Pokedex, no the fuck I will not

>>58375605
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>58374077 (OP)
>weirdo already forcing her fetishes on this
Oh boy, the discussion around this is going to be great for a few months

>>58375621
>only one left because the others killed themselves

>>58374936
If you hate Maushold then have no soul.

>>58375689
>pokemon looks like thing
>STOP DISCUSSING THING
its ok to call gholdengo mr cheesestring man tho? or call shiny tatsugiri sperm?

>>58374077 (OP)
Is there an image with the helmet on? Because I'm sure it still looks fucking horrible.

>>58374077 (OP)
It looks pretty bad but it's not as terrible as I thought.

>>58374249
>Even Palworld has better looking creature designs than ZA
That's a fucking reach

>>58375093
no

>>58375750
It isn't that much of a reach.

T. Someone who also hates Palworld designs, ZA designs are just that bad

>>58374077 (OP)
im sorry.. i dont know what to say.. its so hard to hold in my laughter... oh fuck thats killing me

>>58375736
An image of it without the helmet on is just spiky feraligatr

>>58374936
Trvke

>>58375814
Fake, r-right?

>>58374077 (OP)
This is literally the worst mega ever wtf

>>58375814
This is real my uncle told me so

>>58374077 (OP)
>thing opens like a lid
>automatically a toilet
okay i guess trapinch is a toilet too? mawile is a toilet? a motherfucking pokeball is a toilet?

>>58375846
The texture doesn't help, it looks plastic as fuck

>>58374077 (OP)
Need to see it in motion. So far looks nice. I like it.

Mega Quagmire just dropped

>>58375846
Bad examples, you're losing it.

>>58374088
That has to be an edited model or another fake leak, there is no way it's just a starmie with legs

>>58375814
I love Palworld.

>>58374077 (OP)
Yeah, guess I'm picking Chikarita

Might nickname mine Bidet

>>58375661
Genuine question, how?

>>58374249
designs haven't been good since gen 2. this shit is abominable and feels nothing like the world full of creatures inspired by satoshi's bug-collecting days.

>>58375818
yes. no one's gonna have a perfectly cropped 3d model before the game's even been dumped.

>>58374936
one is chatot 2.0 and one is well a scarab, what did you want from it? it's poop jokes regardless
rest is garbage

>>58376802
I snorted

>>58376802
Kek

The one on the left because it can flush by itself

>>58374077 (OP)
so is he a mega x or a mega y...?

>>58377067
>th-there's gotta be another one r-right bros????
gatrfags coping this hard

>>58374077 (OP)
Holy shit this is literally the worst Mega ever!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JaPIWpe4psI

>>58374936
only gay duck and the last one are bad.

>>58374077 (OP)
Why does he look like a plastic toy?

>>58376802
literally built for big blastoise cock

>>58374077 (OP)
They took the concept of the mega evo reminiscing the pre evo WAY too far, it worked for Tyranitar but this one is way too much.

>>58374077 (OP)
please be fake

>>58374077 (OP)
>It's not like this is a highlight for me either

>>58377132
All of the ones that do that only do it for the second fucking stage, not the first. I refuse to believe the popularity difference is that drastic when Mega Venusaur didn’t do it.

>>58377140
Tyranitar literally has Larvitar's colours and head spike

>>58377146
Fuck you. Let me seethe.

LOL! Can't wait to see it job to Skeledirge in the anime.

>>58377155
Skeledirge won't appear anon. Crocalor has an everstone

>>58377155
Skeledirge isn’t showing up bro, the croc has an everstone

>>58377159
>>58377160
hivemind

>Feraligatr is kamen shit with a toilet hoodie
>meganium is just “meganium but more flowers”
>emboar is barafag bait wannabe ganandorf looking mf

Keep your megas, the real victor was declared years ago

>>58377206
ngl infernal parade is so based as a move. all three of the hisui signatures are insane

>>58377206
sorry, wrong pic

>>58375605
Ok
->
There you go

>>58374077 (OP)
I don't get what people are complaining about. What's it look like with the hood down? How does it look animated?

>>58377256
No anon, you don't understand, you have to REACT immediately. If you give it a chance or try to understand it, you're COPING. You have to be miserable RIGHT NOW or else you'll get called slurs

>>58377256
>>58377304
>making the design to where it looks good only during a specific animation is fine actually

People have first impressions you fucking retards, we talk about rest later

>>58377304
It's more that I don't see what's so ugly about it, so I'm wondering if it looks goofier with the hood down

>>58377323
We haven't seen it with the hood down, people are just throwing shitfits for attention

>>58377343
no it just looks awful

>>58377323
>>58377343
An anon in another thread made a mockup

>>58377361
GOD THAT'S SO FUCKING GAY!! FUCK OFF!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!!??? CHARIZARD AND SCEPTILE GET ACTUALLY BADASS LOOKING MEGAS AND WE FERALIGATR GETS THIS!!!????????? FUCKING THIS!??? THIS IS THE BEST THOSE DUMB FUCKING NIPS COULD MAKE?? WHAT THE FUCK? TWO BOMBS WASN'T ENOUGH!!

>>58377376
How much do you get paid for this?

>>58377361
This still looks like shit lol

>>58374936
Scovillain is like the best design in the Gen. He actually feels OG. get it off this list.

>>58377361
Updated it to line up more with leaks and made the colors match.

>>58377386
You're literally Mexican (AKA Catholic Pajeet)

I've made a redesign for it. Does it look better?

>>58377486
anything better than this crap

>>58377460
Pretty sure the middle part is supposed to go all the way up and have black triangles on either side of the eye, exactly like Totodile

>>58374077 (OP)
Finally, a reason to pull this bad boy out

>>58374077 (OP)
Wouldn't be so bad if the red jaw is lowered instead of standing up like a toilet seat.

actually I see porn where mega gatr opens up his toilet seat and invite you for pussi grooming

>>58377614
>toilet seat toilet seat toilet seat
Get new material

>>58374936
Fire alligator is good, everything is shit and only losers like them, as evidenced by everyone who commented on this.

>>58374936
>posts a bunch of based mons and pawmot

>>58377486
Anything is better than the shit we got.

>>58377785
random Regidrago but Totodile.

>>58374952
I'm sorry man but Gen 9 is fuckin gay. Dunsparce evo was disappointing, Gholdengo is a fucking fortnite skin, Pawmi is a furry pikachu, and they had to fucking reuse Dugtrio with some slight tweaks to it? Man this game is a hot two pack of fucking ass. Don't lie to us nigger.

>>58377785
Hell yeah

>>58374077 (OP)
Why don't they just make a lower dragon maw like Regidrago?

>>58377460
So, they're accepting they couldn't surpass Totodile's design, just like with Mega Raichu.

>>58377460
So, even pokémon suffer from midlife crisis.

>>58374077 (OP)
Imagine all that flopping around the back of your neck in a mild breeze

>>58374758
Have you actually seen the kanto sprites? People did Stockholm themselves to like a good chunk of the dex, not everyone is a winner like fat Pikachu

>>58377206
You lost btw

what in the fuck is that shit? fan edit??

>>58374936
Gardganacl is a genuinely solid design and I have no idea why people hate on it
Scovillain, Maushold, Revavroom, Pawmot, and Orthworm are all completely inoffensive
Rellor is kinda ugly, but he's also a dung beetle so whatever. His evolution is interesting though
Afterall the wanking of a epic dragon evo, Dudunsparce is a perfectly appropriate evo for a Tsuchinoko-based pokemon
Gholdengo seems ugly at first but is actually based

>>58374077 (OP)
Everything they've done to my boy post gen 2 has been a cataclysmic fucking disaster, man. What the FUCK.

>all they had to do was make it quadruped and add spikes or whatever
>instead they come up with the most ass design imaginable
im playing palworld

>>58374936
I'm tired of pretending firegator is bad. Also Gholdengo is based and no one on this shithole will ever convince me otherwise.

>>58378691
Crazy how for all you go "they look good sweaty" but for Dudunsparce it's "it's le goos because ir makes people seethe"

Admission Dudunsparce is a garbage pokémon and nothing more than a punchline (the punchline being GF spitting in your face)

>>58379048
>all they had to do was make it retarded like skeleshit
no

>>58377785
as someone who cares very little about Ferligatr I find this funny.

>>58374077 (OP)
where's the original with the naughty words?

>>58379048
as simple as big bottom jaw and quadrapedal and gatrfags would love it. Easiest slam dunk of their life but they had to try and be clever with it when they aren't clever.

>>58374077 (OP)
Talk about a sewer gator~

>>58374077 (OP)
LMFAO imagine still liking feraligayturd after this.

>>58374077 (OP)
>Toilet alligaturd
>Playskool baby toy dinosaur
>Fat jobmonm pig
and to think you faggots were shitting on typhlosion.

>>58379061
Skeledirge being a quadruped isn’t the issue with the design lmao

>>58379328
yes it is

>>58379359
>le ebin ragebait contrarian xD

>>58379083
I care a lot about Feraligatr but I find it funny and don't take it as seriously as the rest of this board
>nooooo, you need to be upset that it doesn't look amazing!
nah

>>58376802
*angry alligator noises*

>>58374936
you're right. these are bad and unlovable. d e s u

Indians FEAR this croc.

>>58374077 (OP)
Absolutely

>>58374936
Why did you include a gen 2 pokemon with all these new ones

>>58378419
>Dunsparce evo was disappointing,
Wah it wasn't my le hecking chungus reddit dragon I had hoped for for years

>>58374077 (OP)
fecaligatr

>>58379211
I don't care I still like my boy and I'd still pick him
His Mega is ass but I love the croc

>>58374936
you can tell a furry made this because there's no meowscarada

>>58379053
Okay, James.
https://youtu.be/-8Q8_zlzq3Q?si=Jqpvfgi5KwIFNUx2

>>58380943
Meowscarada looks retarded in 3D but is fine in the anime.