Thread 58386460

Mega Barbaracle:

BAHAHAHA

>>58386460 (OP)
I, BITCHbaracle-sama, JOBBER of the Kalos region humbly kneel to:

Lizardon-sama, strongest of all megas and my master

Blastoise-sama, my one and only true love and other master.

Lucario-sama, who I shall never become stronger than.

Venusaur-sama, who my trainer warned me about.

Zygarde-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Complete form.

Rayquaza-sama, who anally raped me and first awakened my wish to become an analslut sissy.

Gardevoir-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard I started being attracted to femdom almost as much as I am attracted to men.

Mewtwo-sama, whose incomparabily forceful Psychics crushed my ass-womb entirely to the point I cannot bear CHADstoise-sama's children anymore like I wished to.

Victreebel-sama, whose hour-long beatings gave me uncontrollable orgasms so massive even the anal rape from CHADstoise-sama can't compare.

Kabutops-sama, for he has my typing AS WELL AS the superior genes of my Kantonian MASTERS.

Floette-sama, whose power I am scared of (I am glad she didn't kill my beloved masters, as I was too scared to help them…)

>>58386460 (OP)
go back to plebbit
go back to yt shorts comments
go back to centro's x comment section

>>58386680
Fuck off nigger

>>58386721
>I'll say le slur to prove I'm le 4chunner
dumb ESL newfag.

>>58386755
>redditor having a melty over the naughty word
Lol lmao

>>58386779
>newfag ESL nigger desperately trying to fit in
almost cute.

>>58386810
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...

>>58386832
mucho texto

>>58386460 (OP)
>''Frieza, you know nothing of the bottomless malice within the human heart''

Gotta see mega barbaracle in game

>>58386721
>>58386779
Sneed autist is transparent ayy
>>58386832
tl;dr