Thread 58392156

Here are the dex entries for the new Megas.

>Clefable: It flies by using the power of moonlight to control gravity within a radius of over 32 feet around it.
>Victreebel: The volume of this Pokémon’s acid has increased due to Mega Evolution, filling its mouth. If it’s not careful, the acid will overflow and spill out.
>Starmie: Its movements have become more humanlike. Whether it’s simply trying to communicate or wants to supplant humanity is unclear.
>Dragonite: Mega Evolution has excessively powered up this Pokémon’s feelings of kindness. It finishes off its opponents with mercy in its heart.
>Meganium: This Pokémon can fire a tremendously powerful Solar Beam from its four flowers. Another name for this is Mega Sol Cannon.
>Feraligatr: With its arms and hoodlike fin, this Pokémon forms a gigantic set of jaws with a bite 10 times as powerful as Mega Feraligatr’s actual jaws.
>Skarmory: It flies faster than the speed of sound. After whipping up shock waves to send enemies flying, it finishes them off with its talons.
>Froslass: This Pokémon can use eerie cold air imbued with ghost energy to freeze even insubstantial things, such as flames or the wind.
>Emboar: Brandishing a blazing flame shaped like a serpentine spear, it rushes in to rescue its imperiled allies.
>Excadrill: If this Pokémon brings its arms and head together to form a streamlined shape and spins at high speeds, it can destroy anything.
>Scolipede: Its deadly venom gives off a faint glow. The venom affects Scolipede’s mind, honing its viciousness.
>Scrafty: Mega Evolution has caused Scrafty’s shed skin to turn white, growing tough and supple. Of course, this Pokémon is still as feisty as ever.
>Eelektross: It now generates 10 times the electricity it did before Mega Evolving. It discharges this electricity from its false Eelektrik, which are made of mucus.
>Chandelure: One of its eyes is a window linking our world with the afterlife. This Pokémon draws in hatred and converts it into power.

>>58392156 (OP)
>Chesnaught: It has fortified armor and a will to defend at all costs. Both are absurdly strong.
>Delphox: It wields flaming branches to dazzle its opponents before incinerating them with a huge fireball.
>Greninja: This Pokémon spins a giant shuriken at high speed to make it float, then clings to it upside down to catch opponents unawares.
>Floette: The Eternal Flower has absorbed all the energy from Mega Evolution. The flower now attacks enemies on its own.
>Pyroar: This Pokémon spews flames hotter than 18,000 degrees Fahrenheit. It swings around its grand, blazing mane as it protects its allies.
>Malamar: It uses its colorful lights to overwrite the personalities and memories of others—and to control them.
>Barbacle: It uses its many arms to toy with its opponents. This keeps the head extremely busy.
>Dragalge: It spits a liquid that causes the regenerative power of cells to run wild. The liquid is deadly poison to everything other than itself.
>Hawlucha: Mega Evolution has pumped up all its muscles. Hawlucha flexes to show off its strength.
>Zygarde: In response to people’s emotions during an unprecedented crisis, Zygarde Mega Evolves and calms the situation with its unmatched power.
>Drampa: Drampa’s cells have been invigorated, allowing it to regain its youth. It manipulates the atmosphere to summon storms.
>Falinks: Mega Falinks has taken on the ultimate battle formation, which can be achieved only if the troopers and brass have the strongest of bonds.

>>58392156 (OP)
>>Dragonite: Mega Evolution has excessively powered up this Pokémon’s feelings of kindness. It finishes off its opponents with mercy in its heart.
This thing just keeps getting faggier lmao

>>58392159
Regenerator Dragalge?

>>58392156 (OP)
>serpentine spear

Didn't know serpents looked like bacon

hawlucha's is such a fucking lame entry literally just
>it gets muscular

So Drampa really is old and Mega Evolving just makes it young again?

>>58392163
>TPC makes a lot of Dragonite merch for women
>takes M-Dragonite in a feminine direction
>"LOL FAGGOTRY"
It's not even rent-free anymore, Sigmund Freud would like to have a word with you.

>>58392199
Yup

>>58392215
>>TPC makes a lot of Dragonite merch for women
More like for ""Women""
>>takes M-Dragonite in a feminine direction
More like in a faggotier direction lmao
>>"LOL FAGGOTRY"
Correct

So, can we expect Mega Malamar porn going forward then?

>>58392226
>This is the average dragonite fan """girl"""
Oh no no no no no HAHAHAHAHAHA

>>58392226
>>58392241
Rent free

>>58392156 (OP)
>Meganium: This Pokémon can fire a tremendously powerful Solar Beam from its four flowers. Another name for this is Mega Sol Cannon
Please tell me they give it either sunny day or an ability that fires both sunny day and grassy terrain at the same time to fuck with rillaboom.

>>58392159
>Drampa: Drampa’s cells have been invigorated, allowing it to regain its youth. It manipulates the atmosphere to summon storms.

So what, Drampa is canonically old?
It's born old or some shit?

>>58392255
Whatever you say SnowConeDeitee

>>58392226
>screenshotting some rando on twitter to post in 4chan arguments over pokemon

holy shit seek help

>>58392257
>Full-Bloom: You get to use Solar Beam on the same turn
Take it or leave it.

>>58392156 (OP)
>Chandelure: One of its eyes is a window linking our world with the afterlife.
>This Pokémon draws in hatred and converts it into power.
How strong would it be if it posted here

>>58392261
Cubone syndrome.
>>58392156 (OP)
>>Feraligatr: With its arms and hoodlike fin, this Pokémon forms a gigantic set of jaws with a bite 10 times as powerful as Mega Feraligatr’s actual jaws.
fucking how? Is Mega Feraligatr a body builder?

>>58392266
>T. SnowConeDeitee

I feel like they should have made Chandelure's eye a different colour to better convey the chuuniness

>>58392267
This is a childhood dream come true.
If Skarmory gets God bird to spam Sky attack I'm good as gold.

>>58392264
>>58392280
Literally who? You seem real obsessed with this person you should seek help and stop stalking them.

It sucks and fucks cock 24 hours a day. If it ever stops sucking cock it dies.

>>58392156 (OP)
Fixed them:
>Clefable: It screams by using the power of pain to control anger within a radius of over 32 feet around it.
>Victreebel: The volume of this Pokémon’s acid has increased due to Mega Evolution, filling its mouth. If it’s not careful, the acid will overflow and spill out, killing it.
>Starmie: Its movements have become more painlike. Whether it’s simply trying to communicate that it's in pain is unclear.
>Dragonite: Mega Evolution has mortally wounded this Pokémon. It finishes off its opponents with anger in its heart.
>Meganium: This Pokémon can fire a tremendously powerful Solar Beam from its four flowers, which hurt it constantly. Another name for this is Intense Pain Cannon.
>Feraligatr: With its arms and hoodlike fin, this Pokémon (painfully) forms a gigantic set of jaws with a bite 10 times as powerful as Mega Feraligatr’s actual jaws.
>Skarmory: It become hurt faster than the speed of light. After whipping up shock waves to send enemies flying, it finishes itself off.
>Froslass: This Pokémon can use eerie cold air imbued with pain energy to freeze only insubstantial things.
>Emboar: Brandishing a blazing flame shaped like a serpentine spear, it rushes in to rescue its imperiled allies. It hates its own trainer because of this.
>Excadrill: If this Pokémon brings its arms and head together to form a streamlined shape and spins at high speeds, it dies instantly
>Scolipede: Its deadly venom gives off a faint glow. The venom affects Scolipede’s mind, and it is in constant pain as a result.
>Scrafty: Mega Evolution has caused Scrafty’s shed skin to flake painfully off its body. This makes extremely angry.
>Eelektross: It now generates 10 times the electricity it did before Mega Evolving. It discharges this electricity to shock even its own trainer.
>Chandelure: One of its eyes is a window linking our world with the afterlife. This Pokémon draws in hatred and converts it into power. (This one's fine)

>>58392156 (OP)
New lore just dropped, black fragility can be fixed with white skin thickness.

>>58392226
>>58392241
>ignoring the actual women like >>58392215 and picrel
It is, in fact, intended for real women. If they wanted to model it for trannies they could hire tranny models. Proving my point again, rent fucking free.

>>58392327
Thank you rotom, that's very Alolan of you.

>>58392159
You know what I hate about Mega Drampa, it's just my Big Mom's Kaido made cartoonish. That's it, Toei Freak is getting lazy.

>>58392156 (OP)
>Starmie wants to replace humanity

>>58392359
How do you do, fellow humans?

>>58392156 (OP)
>It discharges this electricity from its false Eelektrik, which are made of mucus.
They aren't beating the cum ghost allegations.

>>58392341
>That hairy arm
lol dragonite fan """Girl"""
>>58392341
>>ignoring the actual women like >>58392215 and picrel
You mean the person who was paid to wear that shit? lol

>>58392163
>kindness = faggotry
and you wonder why men want to stop being men (even though they'll never be women)

>>58392364
Whats wrong with cum, you were cum once

>>58392380
>schizzing arm hair into existence
Meds, now

>>58392159
>Demon King Drampa
>Cancer Spit Dragalge
>>58392156 (OP)
>Methhead Scolipede
fuck yeah

>>58392396
>it's totally not a hairy arm goys!!!
Should have shaved the arm instead lol

>>58392327
Razor-sharp hammer aside, it's interesting how in the span of $timeskip years, mega evolution has gone from a painful and dangerous process to A Good Thing Actually (lmao Dragonite and Drampa). So much for consistent lore. Scolipede is the only one who seems to have compatibility issues with it's new form.

>>58392159
>>Zygarde: In response to people’s emotions during an unprecedented crisis, Zygarde Mega Evolves and calms the situation with its unmatched power.
Calms the situation?

>>58392396
Women don't have arm hair.

>>58392426
You've never touched a woman.

>>58392434
We know you fuck monkeys anon

>>58392406
You're reaching so hard that real women don't like Dragonite when they do
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=02xk7NYzZU4
When will you admit real girls like Dragonite?

>>58392449
>Tr00ntuber
Proving my point

>>58392425
Obliteration calms any given situation

>>58392159
Chesnaught being a kind guardian like always!

>>58392456
>troon
>has real boobs

>>58392466
Dont forget Emboar!

>>58392475
>>has real boobs
Prove it or GTFO

>>58392418
This is the weird thing about Mega Feraligatr. In what situation would one be mega evolved in the wild and fooling people with the faux-Totodile. I'm glad the dex doesn't mention it, but passing it off as a coincidence is odd.

>>58392159
>dragalge gives its opponents supercancer
>>58392261
>I hatched from the egg that makes you old
>>58392295
One of its eyes IS a different color. Or did you mean different from the ones they used?
>>58392475
>>58392483
I ain't gonna bother watching that youtube video so I'm just gonna assume the person is a cis woman, but given how utterly obsessed people in this dump are with trans people these days I'd expect you to actually know that trans women have real tits, the whole point of medical treatment for trans people is to change the body's sex characteristics via hormones. Then again I guess its not surprising you subnormals don't even learn the first thing about what you're talking about and just obsess over whatever culture war issue unit 8200 shepherd you towards

>>58392163
being scared of cutesy things is even more "faggier"

>>58392875
>Being disgusted = Scared!
No one is afraid of faggotmons like dragonite thoughever

>>58392327
I chuckled in pain

>>58392889
thats even more faggier, being over masculine is gay as fuck

>>58392909
>being over masculine is gay as fuck
and that's hot

>>58392909
>Being a faggotmon lover is better than being a barashitter
That's like saying trash is better than garbage

>>58392159
>Drampa’s cells have been invigorated, allowing it to regain its youth.
All drampas are born old what

>>58392156 (OP)
>>58392163

It's funny how oblivious pokémon fans are, they can't even get past a single thin layer of subtlety. M-Dragonite is the usual trope of the "kind" saint that will kill you to not make you suffer anymore but people here really think getting obliterated by draco meteor is an act of true kindness

>>58392156 (OP)
>>Excadrill: If this Pokémon brings its arms and head together to form a streamlined shape and spins at high speeds, it can destroy anything.
Iris WON.

>>58392327
Kek Alola revisionists cannot cope enough with their puny z moves

>>58392261
>>58393089
They literally all have wispy beards and white hair

>>58393121
I admit that when I was teenager I remember shipping hard Iris with her excadrill, and I was upset that there were so little romantic content about them, I was like that because in that time in youtube there were a lot of romantic pokemon stories between pokemon and trainers in spanish

>>58392163
The anime makes it clear that the idea behind Mega Dragonite's "kindness" is actually sheer brutality, it literally obliterates the opponent because it believes it to be a mercy to get out of the battle quickly and know its full strength than to spend too long trading blows.

>>58393244
That is a mole

>>58392159
>>Chesnaught: It has fortified armor and a will to defend at all costs. Both are absurdly strong.
I'm so mad at how much I adore this guy but they paywalled it on an already overpriced game

>>58393244
Dafuq?

u are all missing big

>>58392156 (OP)
>Clefable gains Flying power upon Mega evolving
>It's just pretending to fly
?

u are all missing big
>>58393378

>>58392327
kek

>>58392156 (OP)
>Starmie: Its movements have become more humanlike. Whether it’s simply trying to communicate or wants to supplant humanity is unclear.
That actually makes me appreciate it a little, it's fucking creepy

>>58392425
Peace is all what's left when all returns to nothing.

>>58392266
He can't, he's probably unovan.

>>58392261
Kangaskhan is literally born a mom, don't question it

>>58392156 (OP)
Meh, very boring and toned down entries compared to the ones from SM.

>>58393089
Undiscovered baby form?

>>58392261
He got the Benjamin Button disease

>>58392483
On her instagram, trollfaggot.

>>58392773
>trans women have real tits
lol no

>>58394226
>Post proof
>G-Go and look it by yourself chud!!
Concession accepted fagonite redditor

>>58394125
t. alolan tourism board

>>58392425
>>58392159
>Zygarde
>unmatched power
Mewtwobros...

>>58392159
Can anybody explain to me, how Greninja makes a giant shuriken float and cling on to it while it's spinning without Greninja spinning as well. I feel like I'm too retarded to grasp the concept

>>58392156 (OP)
>Inb4 Mega Clefable has a new ability that sets up Gravity when it transforms, and allows it to gain the effects of Levitate while Gravity is in effect

>>58392159
>Dragalge: It spits a liquid that causes the regenerative power of cells to run wild. The liquid is deadly poison to everything other than itself.

>>58394381
he spins in the reverse direction

>>58394381
Helicopter, anon. Helicopter.

>>58394617
But he is litterally sitting on it. Is he hanging from his cock?
>>58394576
Based

>>58392159
>Dragalge: It spits a liquid that causes the regenerative power of cells to run wild. The liquid is deadly poison to everything other than itself.

So it gives you cancer? Causing regenerative power of cells to run wild just sounds like it makes your cells into cancer.

>>58392156 (OP)
Ok Starmie is 100% a Starman from Earthbound

>>58394855
Didn't you see the megaevolution animation? Of course it's Starman

>>58394125
The whole point is that Kalosians and Hoennians view Megas favorably and overlook the negative aspects, while Alolans detest it and play up whatever negatives they can find.
Not all Alolan Mega dex entry are "dark". Some are petty bullshit like "The mama Kangaskhan worries that her child is too into fighting."

Do we have BST for these mons?

>>58392159
>Dragalge gives you cancer

>>58392156 (OP)
>>58392163
>>Dragonite: Mega Evolution has excessively powered up this Pokémon’s feelings of kindness. It finishes off its opponents with mercy in its heart.

>>58393244
Anon, what the hell are you talking about?

>>58394381
Ancient Chinese secret.

>>58392159
>>Dragalge: It spits a liquid that causes the regenerative power of cells to run wild. The liquid is deadly poison to everything other than itself.
Carcinogenic goo. Jesus fuck that's kinda grim.

>>58392156 (OP)
>It finishes off its opponents with mercy in its heart.

>>58392159
>Drampa: Drampa’s cells have been invigorated, allowing it to regain its youth. It manipulates the atmosphere to summon storms.
Why isn't it Electric

>>58392156 (OP)
>Dragonite

>>58392773
>subnormal
Wouldn't that be you? Like, just by definition?

>>58392159
>Dragalge canonically kills anything it touches

>>58394125
I really would rather this "toning down" than that dumb shit that is CLEARLY trying to tell you "HEY, STOP USING MEGAS AND USE OUR NEW GIMMICK, ALSO WE ARE NEVER MAKING ANY MORE".

>>58392226
>Not meant to aura farm.
I swear this term is used differently every time a zoomie utters it

You will never be human, Starmie

>>58392350
fucking kek

>>58392351
Bravo, good sir or madam

>>58398003
I think that's really rude, man, think about Starmie's feelings, they may be hurt. Maybe Starmie are more human than you are, after all. In fact I'm starting to think I would prefer to be surrounded by Starmie than people, who's with me, fellow humans?

>>58392156 (OP)
>Starmie: Its movements have become more humanlike. Whether it’s simply trying to communicate or wants to supplant humanity is unclear.
this entry leaked a few weeks ago

>>58393121
Destroy ANYTHING? That's gotta be hyperbole

>>58395246
>>58396649
>>58396751
Great posts