Thread 58427981

Canari > Iono
There, I said it

And the award for world's coldest take goes to this retard and his obvious industry plant

She has more personality for sure, Iono is just 'look at me I'm streamer girl and I do streamer things', more of an e-girl. Canari has the actual somewhat anti-social salty gamer personality, closer to an actual streamer.

>fanbase prefers an easier to coom to iono than regular iono

who saw that coming

>>58427996
She has a better design and doesn't wear the tranny colors

>>58428032
Nigga i fuckin agreed with you you don't need to sell her to me. Do you not know what a cold take is?

>>58427981 (OP)
I hate poop colored ""humans"" so much

>Ionofags are /pol/tards
Lmao
Shit design for subhumans, fitting

>>58427981 (OP)
Enough with the Streamer garbage, edgelord 4chan user character when?

>>58429091
That’s Canari, she calls you a n***** when she loses to you

>>58428069
Do you expect anyone who would like this Jet Set Reject to have reading comprehension?

>>58427981 (OP)
I mean both are corporate slop created to leech from the current trend. but since Canari actually has tits,tummy and masked blowjobs she mogs the gremlin

>>58429111
Yeah but is she autistic and wastes her time arguing with retards over meaningless things online though?

>>58429163
She is autistic in the sense that she doesn't actually want to interact with her fans, so her grandpa does it for her.

>>58427981 (OP)
They both suck equally and don't look like pokegirls, just generic anime slop.

>>58428007
I like attention whores so I like Iono more.

canari would have been a million times funnier if it turned out the grandpa was just straight up a vtuber and not just handling social events

>>58427981 (OP)
>Game is absolute dogshit that’s 25 years behind graphically and 25 years ahead in Judaism
>Devs add a le quirky anime girl in slutty attire
>Coomers come out of the woodwork to financially support it anyways and making life harder for everyone else, when they could have just gone on Danbooru or what ever to jerk off
People with porn addictions should be put down like a sick animal.

>>58429576
The last time you got dumped was justified btw

>>58429461
try to avoid being the type of person that says that last sentence

>>58429576
>Coomers come out of the woodwork to financially support it
Lmfao, you wish Masuda. I am not buying a switch pokemon game over some anime girl even if I end up cooming liters to her.
Money stays in my account, and bugs stay in your wife's anus.

>>58429461
Wtf

>>58429576
cry about it, bitch

>>58428032
>tranny colors
you are mindbroken nigga this is like the retards who cant see a rainbow without thinking of gay sex

My question is why did they do the exact same character two games in a row? And the same typing even?

>>58429997
I was wondering the same thing, I'm ok with there being more than one streamer character since it would be weird if Iono was the only streamer in the world, but why make Canari also an electric specialist?

>>58430063
You need electricity to use a computer

>>58429976
>ESL
yikes

>>58429976
Yeah, politics are poison to the brain

>>58429129
>tummy
>underboob
Yeah, she's one of the hottest Pokegirls by far.

YOU
JUST
KNOW

Every time she takes off her mask it feels like she's flashing me her tits

>>58430281
Yeah if you think that way you gotta have to lay off the porn for a while, jeet

I just noticed one of her pigtails is actually a pikachu tail

>>58429997
What other types fight an electronic girl? Steel?

>>58429576
Pokemon is for porn addicts

>>58429129
>but since Canari actually has tits
Iono has them too, anon.

>If I had a nickel for every Electric type specialist who was a famous female streamer in Gen 9, I'd have two nickels.
>Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?

>>58429630
Why? I am jealous.
Sure I can still goon, but it's not the same as when I was young and excessively virile.

Canari owes me sex! Or else I'm subbing to Iono instead!

90% of her porn is gonna be masked blowjobs, isn't it?

>>58430691
>it's weird that it happened twice, right?
Not really. At this point it's pretty clear every pokemon game is going to have a streamer/influencer character going forward. And Electric is just the natural type such a person would have. Honestly, it's more weird that Raihan wasn't Electric.

>>58427981 (OP)
Haven't you all heard the news? she's not even real, she's a hologram projection, she's actually an old man.

>>58431167
maybe you should stop shitposting and go play the game

>>58431190
Anon... She's not real, she's his V-Tuber persona

>>58431250
you should REALLY play the game

>>58431250
She is real, she's just a lazy neet who prefers to play videogames all day than training, so her grandpa covers for her.

>>58427981 (OP)
Both are utter shit and mogged by Elesa who doesn't have to act like a retard to get attention as she doesn't hide her nature and doesn't have to e-whore.

>>58431167
life imitates art

>>58430646
Nah, just because the fanbase is full of porn addicts doesn't mean that the franchise is meant for them. Reminder that Pokemon is a children franchise and that you are not the target audience

>>58428032
You have Tranny Derangement Syndrome.

Ntr smile

>>58427981 (OP)
Her character battle theme sounds like something out of MegaMan Network Transmission, which makes sense considering SuperSweep's involvement in the soundtrack.

>>58430673
>Under those stupid clothes, trannyono has curves.
Wow, thanks for that information!

>>58429976
agreed this is also like the retarded companies who cant do pr without thinking about rainbows and gay sex
>thats all of them
wait huh?

>>58429091
Penny already exists, anon.

>>58429997
>"We're hip! We're cool! We're trendy! Zoomers, pls keep buying our games like all the cool kids. Please, iloveu!"

>>58432676
Ok but ever since gen 8 we've had influencers. First one was Raihan. If a streamer shows up in gaia I'll 100 percent believe this

Need more lewd Canari's

>>58427981 (OP)
I think it's weird/interesting that we got two electric type streamer girls in a row. I wonder why they didn't just make her any other type. Is there something about the electric type that call for that type of character/boss battle?

>>58429997
actual answer is that there's vtuber/streamer fans working on the game, and they put what they like in the game if they can.

>>58433930
It just fits. The same reason we've gotten multiple poison type girls that sing punk rock. Or how every water type user is a fisher or swimmer. Or how every evil team uses dark type pokemon.

>>58432138
NTR queen

>>58432138
AGP fuel

Never simp for someone with slut shoes

Electric is just the good with tech type so Vtubers get attached.
Already had some model vibes with Elesa.
(Still, kinda weird there's only 3 girl Electric trainers)

>>58429997
If a character like Iono got the attention she got to the point of her figurine selling out on top of a Card-set with her doing the same as well, them replicating it with the Pokemon-loyalty bonus is a easy copypaste job, man.

In fact every new character who shares the same traits down to their attire are just GF's copypasting whatever made them money. It's nothing deep, it's laziness

>>58432875
Not even a hot take, even fighting games are shoehorning eThots into an archetype.

actual best girl

>>58435167
https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/qhyxzp/oca_collage_i_made_of_all_the_pokemon_type/
Women are into Poison and Ghosts, appa

Niggers are ugly

Cum inside her mask and then make her wear it

>>58432676
>>58432875
At this point, it'd be willfully ignorant to not include them with how contemporary the games usually are.

>>58427981 (OP)
Is the shiny charm a canari plush this time?

>>58432400
>no one cared until i put on the mask

>>58433927
https://x.com/neno_vi2/status/1979149458748133779

Cannoli should do porn

>Iono
>clout chasing ethot
>only battles because it's popular
>all her videos are clickbait
>swears at Raihan once and made an hour long apology video (never actually says she's sorry)
>fans all say her content was better before she got popular
>lies about her age

>Canari
>doesn't chase clout (still popular)
>doesn't battle (too busy gaming)
>all her videos are just her yapping and gaming with the occasional battle (no clickbait needed)
>swears like a sailor every stream (never apologizes)
>got popular because her content was always improving
>doesn't lie about her age

Iono? Has-been hag. Canari? Media darling.

Where are those &%^@#?&!*#$! Koikatsu cards at?

Iono has those doujinshi by chorimokki, so she still wins for now.

>>58429461
Ebin, simply ebin

Iono and Canari owe me sex

>>58435167
Maybe, but Iono and Canari are rapidly turning electric-types girly.

>>58437220
Well too bad jeet, you will die a virgin

>>58437232
not while Lt Surge is alive

>>58437508
Wasn't he already sissified? He's not even a real vet anymore. He's canonically a chuuni pretending he went to war.

>>58436651
We got one!
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136332455

>>58437508
About that…

Is Canari from Brazil?

>>58438753
Doubtful. She's just a tan gyaru.

>>58438458
Oh, Surge, what did they do to you?

>>58439067
Is her grandpa a gyaru, too?

>>58439067
how can she be so tan if she spends all her time inside playing vidya

>>58439076
yes

>>58427981 (OP)
>average /vp/edo looks exactly like this
Holy kek

More lewd Canari fanart dropped
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/136402120

>>58439078
Spray tan, usually.

>>58439076
He spends all day working outside.

>>58439067
niggas call everyone gyaru these days

>>58440219
>pigtails
>exposed navel
>crass language
>tan
Looks like a gyaru, talks like a gyaru. She's a gyaru.

>>58427981 (OP)
>not make the closeted anti social gamer girl poison type specialist
i know corbeau has the spot but that would've been better than ANOTHER electric type

>>58427981 (OP)
Just make them have sex.

>>58430691
Why do people keep quoting this character on the internet?

>>58440606
It's a r*ddit meme

>>58439380
Remember when the pokefan was a middle-aged guy having fun with their kids in the park? Now they are 40 years old virgins that watch Hololive

>>58430063
Someone came up with the most retarded greeting for an electric type streamer when it was already too late to give it to Iono, so Canari was created with the sole purpose of using it

have Iono and Canary ever been on the same stream at the same time? really makes you think

>>58439380
Mani should've won...

>>58442202
He will in some doujin

>>58429696
Masuda has no involvment with Z-A you retarded porn addict

>>58441504
Does this pun work in Japanese or do they use something different
Anyway, it's far better than Whosawhatsit

>>58442231
Of course he doesn't. He absolutely does not work for the company that publishes the game, absolutely isn't their Chief Creative Officer and absolutely didn't suggest any idea to the dev team, ever.

>>58442280
>takes almost 15 mins for a comeback this shitty
I hate it when retards can't admit they don't know shit
Masuda is pretty much retired and only worked on LGPE + BDSP

>>58442312
>guy's job is to oversee the overall media strategy of [BRAND], but he had no influence on the latest product within the core business of [BRAND], did not approve it, and has no financial interest in seeing that product sell well
Smoothbrain. Your next post won't have any valid argument, and I won't bother reading it or replying.

>>58434744
kill yourself

>>58442263
In Japanese she says DG4 (and it's also the name of DYN4MO) which is a pun on Denji Hō, the Japanese name for Zap Cannon.

>>58442202
>t. Mani

What are her streams like?

>>58443542
Suisei tier Tetris but with more swearing

made for enjo kousai

>>58443662
>putting my pp in between that strap thing and humping her tummy
>she uses her hand to jerk and hold my penor to her tummy
>bust pure white all over her brown tummy, hand, and painted fingernails

What catchphrases would a Canari barbie say when squeezed?

>Iono
:|
>Iono, brown
:O

>>58444081
but i love iono and iono, brown

>>58444081
Canari has her midriff exposed, she wins

>>58430738
Do you masturbate less now because you are genuinely less horny than as a kid, or is adult life just inherently more draining with little time for yourself?

>>58429461
What exactly is stopping him from jerking off to her himself?

>>58444402
old people don't understand streamers and vtubers

>Iono
>hag poke-tuber
>Canari
>not a hag poke-tuber

>>58444081
Iono brown has bigger tits and more exposed skin than Iono, mayonnaise. What did they mean by this?

>>58444425
wh*tes are the inferior race.

>>58444310
Iono would be hotter if she didn't wear that stupid yellow jacket

Which of Canari or Ioni has more yabs do you think?
Which has more schizos attacking them every stream about cucking their audience?

>>58444592
Iono is way more of a sellout attention whore who does all kinds of content (often in public) as long as it brings her views, while Canari seems to just sit in her room all day to play videogames on stream. So I think Iono has more schizos.

>>58444592
Canari is definitely the "announces their engagement publicly like it's no big deal while simps claim they're ok with it through stifled tears" kind of streamer while Iono is the "carefully curated corporate image but gets too much attention from schizos and gets outted for having doxxed and shit talked her rivals on image boards" variety

>>58429114
>Jet Set Reject
Kek

>>58444791
I thought people were joking when they said she has the NTR smile but holy shit she really does.

naveen was on to something

>>58444982
Now the question is: who's the cuck? Because I feel that, even if you two were in a relationship, (you) are not (for some reason).
That facemask must hide many secrets.

>>58430253
Who the fuck actually has a room full of merch of themselves? Why do people find these children attractive?

>>58445761
because children are sexy

>>58445916
Typhlosionbro....

>>58445761
Streamers.

https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=15176098 sshe is so ntrcoded

>>58446295
Better watch out then

>>58427981 (OP)
She's less of an eyesore for me so yes, I like Canari more

Which retard called her a tanned gyaru? We see pictures of her as a toddler and she's just as brown back then

>>58447490
>kids can't tan
Anon...

rate the sex

>>58444676
So Iono is HoloLive and Canari is just a twitch slut?

>>58447519
we see her as a toddler and as a slightly older child, both brown.
she's brown.

>>58447750
Or she spends a lot of time outside.

>>58427981 (OP)
incorrect

Do you think Naveen would lurk here?

>>58448203
Nah, he would saw someone post "nigger", get butthurt and leave

good morning sars I donate all my rupee to canari

>>58448220
nah he's into fashion and shit it wouldn't phase him, he's heard far worse those /fa/ fags are ruthless

>>58448220
>>58448239
He would call you a nigger himself if you didn't already knew the most obscure Canari fact to prove you were a real fan and not a tourist.

>>58448297
Naveen becomes LTG when talking to Canari antis

>>58448102
she's a neet.

Footjob coded

>>58427981 (OP)
This is just a fact. Canari is vastly more rapeable.

>>58450381
:(

>>58450381
cant believe she did that

>>58450381
>ukulele stream
Oh, Arceus. What's she apologizing for? Did she call someone the n-word again?

Isn't Canari's grandpa technically a vtuber?

>>58450458
Is she dark enough to be allowed to say it?

>>58450458
No, Canari! Inner voice! INNER VOICE! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!

>>58450458
good one, had a hearty kek

lickable asshole

>>58450612
>lickable *bellybutton
fify

pits, actually

I fought her like a 5 year old and didn’t bring any ground moves so I just spammed random shit.

Craziest part is Canari's got a flat tummy but actually has really big tits. If you look at her from the side they're not just kind of big, they're sticking way out. Even some of the fanart in her room shows they're big. And she's wearing a tight tube top so they're probably actually a bit bigger under there.

She's actually busty as fuck besides having a sexy face but she doesn't give enough of a fuck to waste time with losers on the street.

Let's not forget that with how she reacted after losing her battle we also basically know how she'd react when you have sex with her. Just yelling "Holy shit! Fuck that feels good!" at the top of her lungs.

Fuck if we could get her in Nessa's outfit it'd be amazing.

>>58450739
Her grandpa likes role playing as her

>>58444791
But seriously, why is her mega stone on her zipper? Do they really want people to look at it?

>gen 1
>electric type associated with american soldiers
>gen 9
>electric type associated with vtrannies

>>58450862
>gen 4 it’s associated with fat fucks who pat their big belly

>>58427981 (OP)
Inferior copycat. I bet she doesn't even have shark teeth under that mask.

>>58427981 (OP)
thats a man

>>58450862
>>58450869
Incomprehensible posts

>>58451113
Leave Iono out of this

>>58450862
Elesa changed how the world views the electric type

>>58431250
Waiting for an onlyfan doujin that ends with that reveal

>he straps is a big black N
what did they mean by this?

>>58451154
Immediately after Elesa we got a nerd with gadgets, and a fat kid in Alola. It was Iono that changed the paradigm. She was so popular they were literally forced to make another vtuber character.

>>58451195
The other electric specialists are a muscle man, a fat old man, an ikemen and 2 kids
Technically, he's right

I just think it's funny that they made the joke about Canari being a vtuber that people thought Iono was. This just means Game Freak pay attention to what everyone is saying.

She's not a fucking vtuber you ingrates

>>58451295
Play the game and you will understand

>>58447490
She is literally just a tanned Japanese girl, probably from Hoenn in universe.

>>58451319
why do people claim random NPCs non-japanese regions as being japanese?

>>58451340
Hoenn is part of PokéJapan.

>>58444402
When you get older you stop being as horny and it stops feeling as good

>>58451365
I'm talking about you making up that she's from Hoenn just so you can say that

>>58451200
i personally hc that ALL electric gym leaders are good with electrics, this includes elesa and iono. canari is not a gym leader, so count her out
>how many electric-type gym leaders you need to fix a lightbulb?

>>58431250
I like that grandpa does her heart hand gesture wrong

>>58450869
are you talking about wattson? volkner isnt fat

Why does she smile like this?

>>58451464
slut

>>58451420
Not everyone that responds to you is the same person. Just food for thought.

>>58451464
She's a gamer, right? Where is her pee bottle? You're not a real gamer unless you have pee bottles. No self respecting gamer would waste precious grind time walking to a toilet.

>>58450458
she's french, she has the pass

>>58451464
does she stream in bikini to get more viewers?

>>58451589
She collabs with water trainers for hot tub streams for sure

>>58451464
the forbidden act of using a straw for a can of coke

>>58451620
Kissable lips

>>58451620
I don't like her lipstick desu.

>>58451667
The lewd selfies this Rotom must have taken.

>>58430076
Translation: Your mind is broken, my African American. Much in a similar way to the mentally disabled who cannot see a spectrum of light in the sky without thinking of homosexual intercourse.

>>58451464
>that shrimp posture
damn, she is a gamer

>>58451783
I bet her lipstick is cherry flavored

>>58450869
That's gen 3

idk about her but her grandpa and his support and enthusiasm i found so cute.

Both are cringe
vtubers just suck

>>58452840
they aren't vtubers, retard

>>58452826
Yeah, Tarragon moments > Canari plot

>>58452863
is the pic on the right supposed to be a Vampire reference?

>>58452883
its supposed to be a she wants to give you head reference i think

>>58440606
Phineas & Ferb is like Spongebob for Zoomers.

>>58452873
>>58452863
why do all her posters include her boobs?

Why is there a Canatic standing outside her house at all times, should I call the police

>>58452927
Yours don't?

>>58444402
He's implying shes too ugly for normal people to jerk off to

>>58452826
her and naveen need to swap grandparents before she becomes irredeemably bratified

>>58452848
>>58452863
>>58452873

I'm pretty sure Take designed this character.
https://x.com/_take_oekaki/
They also designed other characters like Perrin and Nessa I believe.

>>58427981 (OP)
I fucking hate nail polish

>>58452927
i don't think she can take them off

>>58453412
How do you get her to stand up?

>>58453421
Smother your face with her tits

>>58429273
Because they destroyed the art style in SV

>>58427981 (OP)
Both are the same with a palette and model swap.

>>58453587
That happened with Black and White.

>>58429976
lmfao

Posting off site links to porn should be made a banneable offense on all blue boards

Was it really necessary to have a second major character who's a fucking VTuber, within the span of a single generation, and not even as a reference to the first?

I'd really rather not meet a shitty new VTuber in every damn game.

>>58453937
they're huge in japan

>>58453937
yes

>>58453018
They just have him draw all the hot girls in the recent games I see.

>>58427981 (OP)
>iono
>oldfag queen
>canari
>zoomer cunt

>>58429997
The teraleak showed that game freak knows Cynthia is popular but for the wrong reasons. They think people like her for being powerful, which they tried replicating for Diantha (lol). They get the weirdest impression of what fans what and they probably thought people liked iono without realizing it’s half gooners championing her and half people shitting on her design and character. Game freak probably thought “people want a streamer character. They want an electric type, girl who streams to her audience with a weird alt design”. It is as shallow as it sounds.

>>58454199
Worked this time tho

>>58444686
That sound very specific

>>58453937
The only 2 things they have in common are being electric type specialist and both of them being streamers. Their streaming styles are very different. Also, Vtubers are huge in Japan.

This influencer/streaming character thing started with Raihan in Sword/Shield.

>>58453945
Were in France not Japan

>>58454232
Forgot my ‘
Not an ESL, promise.

>>58454232
Japanese developers

>>58453937
Exactly the opposite of this. We need MORE vtubers. And not just electric trainers, gives us diversity. Competing types and rivalries. In fact, build a whole game around the concept. The player character can be an indie going up against the top talents of various companies. Imagine it.

>>58454410
cant wait for pokemon V R

>>58453937
They're not vtubers, they're flesh streamers

>Her fans are mostly fat neckbeards, 2-3 kids, multiple shitskins and Gwynn
You can't make that shit up Kek

>>58453937
I'm from the future and they are gonna add a third one in gen 10 except he will be a white male and will be a 4chan tier edgelord/troll who uses dark types because trolling = bad according to normalfags

>>58454480
I believe it

>>58454469
The funny thing is that gwynn is her closest friend but she still lost the quiz kek.

>>58454469
Wait, Canari Gwynn yuri is canon?

>>58454598
no, Gwynn is just a huge fan

>Nobody made a gif of her touching her zipper for the Mega Evolution yet
Not real fans desu

>>58443662
her tummy is way too erotic

>>58453937
there's no vtubers in pokemon
also she's not the second

>>58454660
Raihan is a instagram/social media user though, not a streamer like Iono/Canari

>>58454598
nope, canari yearns for the naveen peen. she will cope

Iono thinks Canari is a POSER

>>58454677
She literally never interacts with him though.

>>58454677
>naveen
Why settle for that chump when she could have a CHAMP instead?

>>58454660
If he is "black" why does he have blue eyes and white features.
>>58454598
So I guess gwyn is Canari's best friend and big fan but she didn't know that the gramps was pretending to be canari.

actual second hand embarrassment just from reading cvcks

>>58454677
get back in the shed naveen

For me it's Canari penis actually

>>58454707
What went wrong with pokemon, Like why eceleb worshipping.

>>58454748
Because they pander to japs

>>58454745
Canari Iono jousting contest when?

>>58454836
Imagine the smell

>>58454836
>that Clawitzer posture

>>58427981 (OP)
They're both fucking trash, but you're not wrong.

Ngl, i forgit naveen was even in the game

nazeem?

>>58454836
the smell imagines itself

>>58444402
He is simply too moved

>>58451783
It's absolutely necessary

>>58454726
>white features
>he thinks gigantic eyes and no nose are white features
this site has rotted your brain

You guys are in love with her Grandpa, btw.

>>58455350
You're retarded

>>58432494
They are very much noticeable in her dizzy animation.

>>58455350
play the game

>>58454836
GOLEM GET YE GONE

So strange that they did Iono twice.
This one is better though and not a gremlin

>>58455462
vtubers are the future, anon. GF has recognized that fact, it isn't strange at all.

>>58455350
Play the actual game, genius.

>>58455350
Yes, and the grandpa is cute too, is there a problem? His only issue is his dogshit taste in megas

>>58453018
Yeah that's 100% a take design.

Iono!

>>58456101
.... has been replaced

>>58456122
Canari should replace my hand

>>58455331
Mods can't come soon enough.

>>58456764
>>58456772
Flim...

>>58444393
both