Thread 58432959

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Anonymous 10/17/2025, 4:54:17 AM No.58432959 [Report] >>58432975 >>58433144 >>58433228 >>58433714

That one Typhlosion kid.

C’mon - you know the one. Always had weird scars as if his parents used him as an ashtray. A gullible son of a bitch, but quick to anger. Always smelling of some mixture of cigarettes and garbage thanks to childhood neglect. The one at my school was extra fucking weird - always telling us that he was gonna create a new world empire with his Typhlosion at the helm. Always wondered what happened to him till I switched on the news one day. Got done for endangerment, sedition, prostitution and illegal use of bio- weapons. Typedos. Can’t trust ‘em.

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 4:57:38 AM No.58432975 [Report]

>>58432959 (OP)
And a thus a new pasta was born.

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 4:58:10 AM No.58432978 [Report] >>58433137

mine was a fat ginger who pretended to be quilava and would scream "flame wheel" and charge at people lol

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 5:27:20 AM No.58433137 [Report]

>>58432978
most well adjusted typedo

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 5:30:08 AM No.58433144 [Report]

>>58432959 (OP)
Another thing this kid would do is literally shit on his cartridge and lick it off during recess. His “magic trick” he used to call it. In high school he got really into the occult and I can’t even remember how many times we caught him snooping at the girls change rooms. Dude was a fucking freak.

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 5:44:35 AM No.58433228 [Report]

>>58432959 (OP)
One at my school pooped his pants constantly lol

Anonymous 10/17/2025, 7:02:27 AM No.58433714 [Report]

>>58432959 (OP)
Bump. Interesting phenomenon here…