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Anonymous No.58437014 >>58437047 >>58437061 >>58437110 >>58437792 >>58438015 >>58438530 >>58438818 >>58439547
Why does he have a mega form?
Anonymous No.58437045
Bro deserves it.
Anonymous No.58437047
>>58437014 (OP)
KANTOOOOOOOOOOO privilege
Anonymous No.58437061
>>58437014 (OP)
The shell grew tired of barely reaching the asshole so it ate the asshole slowbro
Anonymous No.58437110 >>58437227
>>58437014 (OP)
Because megas are retarded
Anonymous No.58437223 >>58437792
RIP the unfounded hopes that Galar Slowbro would be able to Mega Evolve
Anonymous No.58437227
>>58437110
This, let's ditch Mega forever and stick with Z-Moves.
Anonymous No.58437792 >>58437811
>>58437014 (OP)
One of the few goofy Megas I actually really like, ironically it's more of a Mega Shellder than it is a Mega Slowpoke, even the stat boost it gets reflects that. Fitting how much of a lazy fuck my beloved bro is.
>>58437223
Maybe someday we'll get gun(shell)slinger Mega Galarian Slowbro.
Anonymous No.58437811 >>58438667
>>58437792
Kinda like that idea
Slowbro don't need no mega
Slowbro likes Slowbro now
I've always felt like most of the megas are going through psychosis and extreme physical trauma
Slowbro is like ... nah to the mega stone effect
Anonymous No.58438015 >>58438667
>>58437014 (OP)
Better question is why does Medicham?
Anonymous No.58438530 >>58438667
>>58437014 (OP)
>Yadon, Yadoran and Yadoking come from yado, or lodge/home, Slowbro yadokari category literally translates to "borrowing a lodge/home"
When the Shellder is treated as a guest and Slowpoke is the lodge, Shellder is mearly latched onto the Slowpoke and feeding off of scraps. The Shellder's removal reverses any insight Slowking and Slowbro might have had.
When the Slowpoke is the temporary guest instead, fittingly only in a temporary transformation, we see Shellder being utilized as shelter and a truer realization of the yadokari/sheltering namesake the hermit crab.
Also covering Slowpoke head to toe in impenetrable armor has benefits like lucidity, and mobility ironically by standing on its tail instead of sitting still and spacing out.
Anonymous No.58438667
>>58437811
A lot of the Megas do go violent and radical mutations when they Mega evolve, but then you have stuff like Mega Slowbro, Audino, Altaria and most of the Mega starters too that just get empowered.
>>58438015
I have a working theory Medicham is the waifumon of someone at Gamefreak and he really wanted to see the belly dancer inspiration coming through harder with a Mega, also it has a stand, because Japs love their references.
>>58438530
It's even brought up in the Pokedex, Mega Slowbro becomes a lot more MOTIVATED due to Shellder's poison affecting all it's body, it's also why it doesn't get Regenerator as a Mega too, Shellder's toxins are affecting it way too much for it to heal naturally.
Anonymous No.58438742
He doesn't have one, it's actually Mega Shellder.
Anonymous No.58438818 >>58438890 >>58439210 >>58439240
>>58437014 (OP)
Better question is why doesn't Slowking
Anonymous No.58438890
>>58438818
fug
Anonymous No.58439210
>>58438818
A Mega Slowking with a flowing psychic cape and a big brain/crown shaped Shellder that ominously floats in the air and stares at it's enemies with a gaze of pure superiority would be the best thing ever, shame we'll never get something like that.
Anonymous No.58439240
>>58438818
no KANTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO privilege
Anonymous No.58439251
>Slowbronite specifically doesn't work with Galarian Slowbro because it's biologically different
>but if leaks are to be believed, for some fucking reason, Tatsugiri's forms can all use the same Mega Stone despite being biologically different enough to give a Dodonzo different boosts when using Order Up
Anonymous No.58439547
>>58437014 (OP)
No no no, it's why doesn't all his forms have a Mega. BECAUSE THEY SHOULD!