Thread 58441194

>red toilet lid
>tranny dinosaur with ctrl+c flowers
>in a shovelslop tier game with less effort put in than SV
APOLOGIZE
IMAGINE ACTUALLY GETTING A HUMILIATION RITUAL "MEGA" INSTEAD OF A COOL UNIQUE REGIONAL DESIGN
THIS IS THEIR KARMA FOR BACKSTABBING US WHEN THE FAKE LEAKS DROPPED INSTEAD OF SHOWING JOHTO SOLIDARITY
THE APOLOGY BETTER BE AS LOUD AS THE DISRESPECT

how nice of typhlosion to take time out of his busy schedule to pull out of a child and scream at us

I’m sorry…. I ever believed in you…

>>58441194 (OP)
You’re delusional. Meganium is the only Johto starter left that hasn’t been ruined. Typhlosion is a pedophile. Mega Meganium despite its simple design still expands upon the original without becoming a hideous meme. Meganium WON the Johto starter war.

>>58441247
You’re really annoying fgt

>>58441194 (OP)
>>tranny dinosaur with ctrl+c flowers
eh, meganium was always a "tranny" dinosaur so the three people who picked it knew what they were getting into. Its mega is mid as hell but its literally just meganium, but more. I doubt the genuine meganium fans are upset by it, underwhelmed yes, but not angry? no.

Tioletgatr lost bigly though.

>58441206
>58441207
> go back

>>58441251
this but for all the typedos

>>58441266
back to calling you a typedo, typedo.

typhlosionbros...

>>58441194 (OP)
Yep, this solidified my hatred for typedos. I will now see every typhlosion fan as freaks

Typhelosion won

>>58441347
the retard award

>>58441347
a jail sentence

>>58441355
>>58441359
Go. Back.

>>58441381
why didn't you let that villager girl go back?

>>58441381
Cope and seethe

>does nothing
>wins

>>58441381
Nah.
>>58441455
Only Luigi is able to do nothing and win.

the plan all along. those "leaks" were to tarnish Typhlosion's good name in order to prop up the terrible mega designs of the other 2

>>58441194 (OP)
>Typhloshit gets a regional replacement
>it’s shit in battle and in design
Your pedo badger lost the hardest of the three. Mega Feraligatr looks like shit but at least it has good stats, and Meganium by default ended up winning in general.

Based thread

>typhlosion is a pedo rapist
>feraligatr pretends to be a totodile to lure in children and rape them

Meganium won

>Feraligayturds and Muttgayniums already coping.
Im sorry I ever made fun of typhlosionfags.

>>58441194 (OP)
I will say all the jhoto starters are losers, typlosion is a pedo and only got an extra boring faggot variant, feraligatr mega evolution is a toilet, and mega meganium is not exactly bad, just bland, but meganiun really needed something more exciting to make her more interesting

>vtuber I watch spent an hour resetting for a female Chikorita
What is it about this pokemon that inspires people to go full ASD for it?

>>58443096
>Meganium uses her smelly flowers to attract childen and rape them

>>58443146
Because they don't want an obviously feminine pokemon like the chikorita line end up with a male gender, nothing wrong with that.

>>58443146
I prefer male meganium because the stamens of the head look better

>>58443153
Just weirdos care about the genitalia of their pokemon

>>58443171
I still need to know if his mustelid baculum is long enough to be viably carved into crossbow bolts

Based

>>58441194 (OP)
We won in the end, Typhlosion bros.

We fought this entire fandom and we won.

It was a tough fight, but we did it. This is a complete, moral victory. The only way to win in ZA is *NOT* being part of it.

>>58445134
Still waiting for his pal Hisuian Typhlosion in the background

qrd

>>58443123
>I will say all the jhoto starters are losers
Nah. Meganium is actually good unlike the other two. It was the first Johto starter to have its design completed way back in the SpaceWorld ’97 beta of Gold and Silver and is a natural progression of the Chikorita line. Meanwhile Typhlosion is just “big Cyndaquil” and Feraligatr is just “big Totodile”. They genuinely had no clue what they were doing when designing those Pokemon.

>>58443157
Same, and Meganium is like a bro to me. Not every guy likes edgy dragons and bara gators.

>>58445218
That motherfucker is the entire reason why we are in this shit situation in the first place, he did not even deserve being among the demons getting shot.

Some horny Gamefreak dev looked at Typhlosion and decided that it is a sexual predator because of that ugly badger.

>>58445134
>Typedo forever living in CHARIZARD’s shadow
>Toilet gator
>meanwhile Meganium got a solid mega and was featured prominently on the cover of an official Pokemon game
Cope. You lost. Meganium is the winner of the Johto starter wars

>>58445288
No, an autist working at Game Freak is why he's in this mess. The community being too retarded to understand the concept of "the cutting room floor" just made it worse. This is depicted in Game Freak's appearance on the image.

t. hated Typhlosion since 2000

>>58445307
>Meganium won by becoming some drooling toddler's playskool toy
bravo, manbaby