Thread 58462059

Especially in Japan, they are going crazy over it online.

>>58462059 (OP)
It’s my personal favorite new mega as well, along with Greninja.

>>58462059 (OP)
Exquisite taste

>>58462064
Mine's this

>westoid fans: NOOO IT'S JUST STARMIE BUT LONG
>jp fans: メガスターミーはおもろいですねwwwww
We could all learn something from them.
>inb4 CRINGE SLOP EATER CRINGE CRINGE CRINGE
If a starmie with long legs is all it takes to make a man happy, is that really so bad?

>>58462081
>Has the biggest glow up of the starters
>Still the least popular

Poor guy. He should've been a cool early game mon instead of a starter. BW really needed them too

>>58462059 (OP)
It gets huge power so vgc / smogon players will love it as well.

>>58462059 (OP)
Japan is also crazy about Tingle.

>>58462081
Orange > Blue.

>>58462081
i hate this thing and its stupid fucking body shape.

>>58462290
Turn on your monitor.

>>58462059 (OP)
Sounds like its just bots shilling the new mega, just wait to see how popular mega starmie truly is once the hype dies out

>>58462059 (OP)
Ok but that video is genuinely fucking hilarious though and I'm not sure why
https://xcancel.com/cgchefs/status/1979677950598643881

>>58462059 (OP)
coming for shotas

Until there's Rule 34 of Mega Starmie, it's perceived popularity is greatly exaggerated

>>58462059 (OP)
Goofychads are in control

>>58462059 (OP)
There are layers to this

>>58462059 (OP)
Mega Starmie bring popular is poetry really.
>Fans spend over a decade dreaming up potential designs for Mega Starmie, being shooting stars or some cosmic deity
>This reflects the fan’s dreams of a grandious Pokemon game on par with Rockstar games but family friendly whimsical coat
>Instead of doing something that would take effort, GameFreak just changes the texture of Mega Starmie to be slightly different shade of Purple and has longer legs. Something you could effortlessly do in any 3D modeling software
>This reflects the philosphy of modern Pokemon, which is to do less than the bare minimum of expectations and put in barely any effort
>Fans eat up Mega Starmie’s official design, even going through the motions of defending it by claiming “it’s a reference!” and “it expands on the themes of its pre-evolution!” knowing that can’t actually defend the design. This being despite Mega Starmie being the most low effort Pokemon design of all time
>This reflects the fact that ZA will still sell like hotcakes and fans will defend a game that’s $60-$70 with early PS2 graphics and can’t even code collision correctly. Giving the typical “But I’m having fun!” and “who cares?” knowing full well they can’t defend ZA.
Bravo GameFreak

>>58462606
it's funnier with bad framerate desu

>>58462059 (OP)
Mega Clefairy is the best

Obviously the worst Mega gets the best memes

>>58464315
Where are the Mega Pyroar meme?

>>58462087
Real woman pussy couldn't make them happy so they turn to traps with dicks. What have you expected of them?

>>58462059 (OP)
Gee no way 660 BST, great movepo0l and a walking meme?

>>58462059 (OP)
>another iconic gen 1 mon in the spotlight
Zoomer bros… I don’t feel so good…

>>58464480
It'll probably be 620 when added to other games, it got the same BST boost Mawile and Medicham's Megas got for not having an ability.

>>58462081
The Mega looks better in Red. Regular Emboar looks better in Blue.

>>58462081
What's the staff even made of? Burning hair?