Thread 58464520

well, /vp/?

>>58464520 (OP)
yes would would absolutely would
plant meat fleshlight

>>58464601
it'll spill its spores everywhere. you'll end up getting AIDS

>>58464601
wtf i'm vegan now

>>58464601
I hope you get to fuck one but it injects you with it's venom and you die a slow and painful death

>>58464601
based.

>>58464520 (OP)
Her evolution ruins her cuteness

>>58464776
controversial but intelligent take

>>58464776
trvke
roserade just can't compare

>>58464776
Counter argument.
It can use eviolite now

>>58464601
fpbp

>>58464776
roserade is still good howeverbeitso

>>58464776
Agreed 100%.

>>58464601
Fucking roselia like the alarune plant girl in Corruption of Champions

>>58464776
Nah Roserade is based. It's a superhero plant

>>58464776
Roselia is hot while Roserade is cool. I like both.

>>58464520 (OP)
>>58464601
>>58466051
>>58466075
>>58467639
Mfers actually get off to Roselia, wtf

>>58464520 (OP)
Absolutely would

Best plantfu

>>58467643
It's a feminine humanoid pokemon. It's certainly not as weird as the much larger amount of people that want to fuck Umbreon for some reason.

>>58467643
all things considered, roselia is pretty low on the scale.

>>58467643
You don't???

>>58468857
some people, man. no respect for the classics.

>>58467790
It's a plant with no hands tho
>>58468595
Yeah I guess so
>>58468857
Evidently no kek. Most I've gone for is Lopunny and Gardevoir when I was younger

someone post the gif of a trainer railing a roselia in a pokemon center right in front of nurse joy

>>58464752
plants don't have venom they have poison.

>>58471420
>only goes for the most basic bitch Pokemon
>thinks he can see why people would or wouldn't love a Pokemon
A lack of hands is no issue

>>58471420
what do you need hands for? you can hug her and kiss her and put your penis in her and she doesn't need hands for any of that

>>58471420
I'd rather fuck a feminine humanoid plant than fuck a literal dog.

>>58474135
Fair, guess I just don't see the allure

>>58472996
But how will she fetch me a beer from the fridge?

>>58474268
Vine whip lil bro. But really you should be fetching her a drink baka

>>58464752
I want Roselia to poison me with a kiss and fuck me while I'm helpless and my head is pounding, then cure me with Aromatherpy afterwards

>>58472110
I never said I go for them, just that those are the only ones I've ever seen that way since they're pretty much just humanoid

>>58474268
Roselia wouldn't anyway since she wouldn't want you to drink

>>58475855
Pokemon do what their trainers command, and I have 8 gym badges.
They're getting me a beer.

>>58471420
I don't get it either anon

>>58464776
trvke but while she's less cute she's also sexier
which one is better depends on taste and current mood

I'm going to force feed every Roselia I encounter Shiny Stones! It will be a complete genocide of the species! Eventually people will believe that the line goes from Budew to Roserade because I will have eliminated all Roselia from existence!

Hahah!

>>58476774
eh, the generic boring eyes kneecap roserade's sex appeal. roselia's eyes are just way better.

>>58476792
>Get a budew
>Evolve it to Roselia
Seems unsustainable

>>58464520 (OP)
*lifts up leaf*

>>58477693
perv

>>58464752
Worth it imo, I leave behind a whole clutch of budew to carry my legacy on.

>>58467643
Roselia and Roserade are peak shortstack material.

>>58470226
Kek