Thread 58471007

>bad mouth
>makes her oldman do her job for her
>titty Kick streamer instead of a professional streamer+gym leader like her immediate senpai
>despite the angles and clothes, she's actually less busty than said senpai
Canari is such a disgrace, she needs correction pronto

>>58471007 (OP)
>iono cope zone
lmao. Iono is flat. Canari absolutely mogs her in the chest department

>>58471061
>Needs to post offmodel slop to prove a point

>>58471061
>"cope"
>posts coomer edits
Canaribros... not like this

>>58471007 (OP)
>senpai
Is Iono namedropped in Z-A? It should take place before Scarlet and Violet

>>58471094
She is, and Z-A happens AFTER SV, just see the rotomphone. Paldea is after Galar but before Kalos return

>>58471094
yes, an npc mentions her after completing a side quest

>>58471061
>gramps did you finish that edit of me with huge bazookas? NOT THAT ONE THE ONE I ASKED FOR THIS MORNING
>Oh so you are doing it, thank god. Why are they so small? DO YOU THINK I CAN GET MONEY WITH A RACK LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU ARE SO USELESS
>I swear if that nigger in the white hoodie wasn't a creep I would have kept him for this, he also did it for free but at least he knew what size boys like them
>Where's the package from the sponsor anyway? How the fuck am I supposed to sell vapers if I don't vape on stream??
>STOP CRYING ALREADY OLD MAN I SHOULD BE THE ONE CRYING FOR HAVING SUCH A SHITTY GRANDPA
Tarragon deserves better.

>>58471007 (OP)
canari is closer to what bitchy egirls are actually like, whilst iono is closer to what they think they're like

>>58471007 (OP)
Holy shit, why you fags have to make everything a competition?! JUST ENJOY MORE CUTE GIRLS!

>>58471198
Streamer women are the most bitchy and competitive people alive as are their fans, this is all in character.

>>58471094
I think you can greet Canari with Iono's catch phrase in front of her fans, but idk what happens if you pick that option.

>>58471007 (OP)
>canari has tits and shows them off with revealing outfits
>iono has no tits and has to hide her shame with baggy clothes
KWAB

>>58471292
You can literally see in the pic you replied to that Iono has bigger tits, she's just not an ethot like that whore

>>58471105
So the events of Sun & Moon, Sword & Shield, and Scarlet & Violet all occur within the five years between X & Y and Z-A?

>>58471007 (OP)
>B-but she needs correction guise
Seek help porn addict

>>58471292
In Paldea we say, dime de qué presumes y te diré de qué careces.

>>58471007 (OP)
>makes her oldman do her job for her
Why do people exaggerate this part most streamers don't even do live events.

>>58471007 (OP)
>Trannyonofag cope thread

>>58471376
Yeah, Sun and Moon is two years after XY and Z-A is three years after that. Sword and Shield is before Scarlet and Violet but both are before Z-A.

>>58471393
>dime de qué presumes y te diré de qué careces.
I don't speak Dragon Ball

>>58471405
Hello Canari

Sex correction needed.

>>58471393
>subhuman language
LMAO!

>>58471444
"Tell me what you boast and I'll tell you what you lack."

>>58471580
We are already speaking unovan tho?

>>58471628
Unovans speak paldean in the pokemon world tho, confirmed by that galarian professor

What official Canari merch should be made?

>>58471061
>lmao. Iono is flat.
How do you post on /vp/ while being blind, anon?

>>58471007 (OP)
Iono is a gamer girl. Canari is a girl gamer. A tale as old as time.

Grandpa Tarragon is the e-thot personality.

>>58471144
Fucking zoomers. I'd let Tarragon come to my place, open a few cans of Monster, and just make jokes about women and the housing market.

>>58471853
Holy shit a 15yo girl thinking she's different, hello! Now leave

>>58471853
nigga have you seen them? Or interacted with them? You got them exactly backwards, the only thing Canari has that fits the one on the right is cursing

>>58471106
There's also the rando that gives you the Electroweb TM referencing his "favorite streamer"

>>58471934
>mogged in her own game
Canaribros...

>>58471007 (OP)
It's clear that Iono is older than Canari, but canonically and visually speaking, how old could each of them be?

Iono looks like an adult, but Canari has a very large head and is short. Could she be May's age, for example?
They look very similar in sizes and dimensions.

>>58472096
May was a 12yo child and no, they don't look remotely similar in size nor dimensions you stupid coomer

>>58472096
Canari is prime breeding age. Iono is a hag with dried up ovaries and a crusty cunt. These are facts.

>>58471447
I wish

>>58471061
Canari has 10 yo for sure
Lol

>Iono is getting replaced
The hags time has come to an end

Does Iono have any redeeming features? No tits, no ass, no personality. It's no wonder GF decided to replace her.

Canari is not the knockoff
she is the upgrade

>>58473200
Kek

iono can triforce
canari cant triforce
/thread

>>58473673
She has more tits and more and better personality that for sure. Yelling nigger isn't a personality

>>58473673
>canarifags have to lie about other streamers to make their ethot look better
Oh no no no no no no no...

>>58471007 (OP)
Magnamite is a peak pokemon.

>>58475277
>looks like this under the coat
>doesn't use it to get coomer views
Why is Canari such a thot?

>>58471061
her grandpa photoshopped her tits lmao

>>58475277
They are still smaller than Canari

>>58471007 (OP)
>bad mouth
Didn't feel bad when it was wrapped around my cock.

>>58476672
We already know that's the only thing she's good for tho, and it's not a good thing

I like Iono's streams but Canari's content is... interesting, for sure. I get why she has so many views from Unova

>>58472456
losing subs aggressively

>>58477376
You are tugging your penis to a cartoon barney dinosaur with four arms wrapping its arms around an austically colored cartoon child from a kid's game.

>>58477994
I'm not touching my weenie you gaylord, leave your fantasies to your private twitter dot com account

>>58471061
>all these replies coping that this is an edit
i played the game, she looks like this.

>>58471061
>all this HAGonofag seethe

>>58478935
Imagine the hate sex

>>58472198
>you can cum inside of Iono without worrying about getting her pregnant
How is this supposed to be a negative?

>>58478758
What a great drawing.. is so busty than may fanart lol

>>58479710
May wishes she was as stacked as Canari

>>58480080
There should be a comparison of 3d models or official artwork to scale. They look very similar in curves and height.

>>58474620
based Iono is a zelder majn

>>58474620
Actually, that brings up an interesting question. Between Iono and Canari, which is more likely to use 4chan and what boards would they frequent?

>>58481054
Both are hot and popular so they wouldn't even think about this website unless they decide to make fun of it

>>58481060
I dunno. Iono seems like the typical thot you see attention whoring on b

>>58478758
Look the size of those milkers

>>58472096
Iono is in her early 20s, Canari is probably like 16-19

>>58481054
neither, only Penny would

>>58471824
She's starting to get her own real merch, there's already a real 3D figurine of her.
>https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/art/canary-naria-pokemon-z-a-pokemon-elektross

>>58482407
That's why I love her

>>58482733
>real merch
Are you retarded

>>58482733
I'll buy it!

>>58471824
>>58471061
New official Dyn4mo merch is incoming

They knew what they were doing

>>58477376
Too big for canari??

>>58485519
Where's this from?

>>58486674
It's aislop

>>58486838
WTF?

>>58486896
Slop has only been getting better.

>>58487162
Doesn’t not make it slop

>brown French whore
>white Spanish thot

>>58481054
Her grandpa moderating and posting all kinds of things on red boards

>>58471536
Extreme breeding time after hardcore gaming

>>58488461
Imagine her gamer stink after a 24 hour stream

>>58488500
She is so lewd and she know it

>>58490166
Of course she knows it, she's a twitch thot, her entire lifestyle is based on coomers jerking off to her with the excuse of watching her gameplays lmao

>>58478758
So much milk inside canari

>>58471007 (OP)
Nope, canari is saving pokemon za, better than iono

Kalos already had an electric gym leader. (Though for the life of me, I dunno where the fuck he is, especially considering Lumiose is the Electric Gym home city)

>>58492139
Forgot my pic

>>58492139
Supposedly, ZA takes place in the future, or not? Maybe he's just another scientist trapped in a lab or moved to Unova. Or maybe he belongs to another Kalos. So far, everyone who's appeared in the Ash anime is cursed and hasn't appeared or been named again.

>>58493389
>the ASSnime has been blacklisted
Good. Ass Ketchup was an annoying blight on the franchise.

>hag hag hag
All Canarifags can do is keep pushing their headcanon to have something over Iono

>>58492139
>>58493389
There’s an NPC that says him and bonnie sold off the gym

>>58493914
You can do that? I thought gyms are like, Pokemon League owned

>>58471007 (OP)
I love Iono being a collab whore while Canari is a lazy bitch
they got the vtuber aspect so right
>b-but they arent vtubers
they are youtubers, but this is the exact behavior you generally see with vtubers

>>58471007 (OP)
I'm tired of the electric gym leaders/masters looking like this.
Give me Wattson or GTFO, e-thot.

>>58493531
Iono doesn't even look like a curvy MILF, she's in no man's land.

>>58493427
But that means never seeing almost 90% of the characters from the entire saga again.

>>58494130
They probably work like McDonalds and Subway. Anyone can open one, you've just gotta have the lot ready for it.

>>58494196
In fact, her grandpa reminds me a lot of him. They look a lot alike!

Iono is old news.

>>58496588
TRVKE

>>58498056
Canari is fresh and hot

>>58471007 (OP)
who cares
which one is topping the other
canari probably despite iono being older tbhdesu

>>58498554
I can see it going either way. Iono has the hag rage advantage

>>58499062
Hag but not busty

>>58485519
Where's amazon ebay links?

>>58471007 (OP)
Iono and her children's content is for kids, Canari is for adults and teenagers, just look at the way canari speak and her fans.

>>58501244
>Iono and her children's content is for kids,
Iono is the SpongeBob of Pokémon

>>58501650
Iono is the Pokémon of Pokémon.

>>58501650
Lmao, iono is the cute clown of pokemon

This girl is unhinged.

>>58503659
how egotistical do you have to be to watch porn of yourself

>>58504197
first member of her own fanclub

>>58504185
Get Iono off that slutty outfit

>>58504185
Canari is still better even with that ugly sack lol

>>58504185
How did you make it? Its ai or 3d edit?

>>58471144
>>58471861
Tarragonfags are the real ones who are suffering. He really does seem like a cool old man

>>58506489
3d edit

>>58507410
>Canari loses
>starts swearing like a shitty brat
>blames her grandpa for losing as well, as if Tarragon could win against someone who beat her when he's the weakest of the two
>Tarragon actually takes the blame and says he will buy her something to make up for it
He's such a nice guy, he doesn't deserve his shitty grandaughter

>>58486674
ai generated

>>58507414
>>58507532
What are we left with? This is very confusing. We can no longer differentiate whether it's AI or not.

>>58508625
We can, you are just dumb

>>58507517
Haha, like all grandparents, I suppose, he'll also help her with all of that because it excites her and generates income. Supposedly, they live off of that alone, right? Like all YouTubers.

>>58503659
She is a gooner too

>>58489647
Cute canari

>>58477376
>Iono commissions Machamp porn to shit on Canari
kek. Hope Canari uses her money to commission hypno porn to shit on Iono.

>>58501650
Its perfect for her

>>58477376
Shit!
It is almost three times bigger than her

Canari is saving the pokemon saga

>>58471061
Idk about Iono being “flat” when the anime has this frame

She looks pretty busty here

Canari may have the better tiddies but Iono has the better ass

>>58515164
Not flat but she has little cups, in masters it looks clear her real size like anime. Canari has much more than iono.

>>58515164
She's definitely curvier than she appears. See picrel.
>>58516288
Masters is distinctly not canon to heights/sizes. The figures are the only ones to proper scale and there's not one of her yet (I think).

>>58516502
It may vary slightly, but it's official and based on canon.
In anime, sizes tend to vary between episodes or seasons, and in official art, they're almost always drawn with the same cup size unless they're flat or very curvy.
There isn't a wide range of different sizes like there is in the masters versions.

>>58471007 (OP)
>Electric trainers are all annoying retarded streamersluts now because reasons
It's fucking OVER for my burned out cock after cooming every time they are on-screen

>>58515276
Flat ass due to her thin body too

>>58471007 (OP)
I love how brown and gyaru Canari is

>>58518982
Kalosanon...

>>58471007 (OP)
Thank goodness canari doesn't have Iono's fangs.
What's with this trend of sharp teeth? Is it an otaku thing or something?

>>58503659
If I was Canari I'd goon to myself too..

>>58471007 (OP)
>>titty Kick streamer
But twitch is the one with the kitty streamers. Twitch even allows these bitches to sit in a $10 inflatable pool from Walmart with no water in it in a stringkini

Why do they keep making the streamer trainers so hot?

Canari wants more lewds

The hottest pokestreamer!

>>58522955
... is Dot, followed by her senpai Iono.

>>58522955
*PokéVTuber

Bump

>>58526340
iono is the most popular vtuber among babies, canari among older children...
>>58523081
>>58521816

>>58503659
Canari creates the content while her grandpa publishes and monetizes it

I'm still waiting for the doujin where gramps uses the hologram to bang Gwynn

>>58471628
Galarian* you mean. Unovans didnt invent the language.

>>58493389
So that means there’s a chance we see Calem in the DLC but not Serena?

Who would win in an actual pokemon battle? Who has the better team?

>>58530505
Canari, because mega evolution is busted and she has Stunfisk to shit on electric types, and Heliolisk to counter Iono'a Mismagius