/pug/ - Pokémon Unite General
Pokémon Unite is a 5v5 MOBA where your objective is to score more points than your opponent. It's focused on quick matches w/ minimal downtime. For Switch, Android, & iOS.
>Information
https://unite-db.com/
https://uniteapi.dev/
>Test Server (Needs VPN)
https://publictest-pu.com/index.html
>Upcoming
- Mega Charizard X (October 24th)
- Dhelmise
- Vaporeon
>Current
- Big Root has been released
- Mega Lucario has been released
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https://www.serebii.net/pokemonunite/events.shtml
- Patch notes:
https://unite-db.com/patch-notes
Previous:
>>58455805
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 6:46:45 AM
No.58473433
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I hate Masters.
patch
https://community.pokemon.com/en-us/discussion/20673/guardian-awakening-ver-1-20-3-10-patch-notes
honestly haven't played the game the past week due to Z-A and college business, guess I'll get back on when the patch drops
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 7:03:07 AM
No.58473515
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Mega Clefable when
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 7:06:44 AM
No.58473529
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>>58473459
Thank god they fixed Mega Lucario CC. I keep canceling it because I'm panicking when fighting the entire enemy team.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 7:19:48 AM
No.58473576
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her creamy shapelies...
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:50:50 AM
No.58473875
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lol why the fuck buff Blaziken he already felt like a mini boss encounter when he’s on your screen
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:49:49 AM
No.58474345
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>>58474570
>>58473459
>Nerfed top lane points
My backcapping Crustle just got indirectly nerfed
Also why the fuck are they buffing Darkrai's cooldownd
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:06:58 AM
No.58474402
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>haven't played this in a while, I wonder how the game evolved since then
>open game
>limited time event popup
>limited time event popup
>limited time event popup
>limited time event popup
>limited time event popup
>all that shit every time I boot up the game
>each time I finish a game gotta spent 5 minutes in menus to redeem stuff
What the fuck is this gay shit, couldn't they dial it down a bit? Game is fine otherwise, although I feel like there are a lot of new Pokémon whose movesets are an afterthought. Might just be because I didn't play them enough. Been enjoying Sableye and Mew
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 12:00:05 PM
No.58474570
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>>58475122
I've been trying Mew a lot for the season end, man, I find it hard to get shit done after early game. I don't know how people do it.
>>58474345
>Also why the fuck are they buffing Darkrai's cooldownd
He's getting a BP, duh.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 12:07:58 PM
No.58474595
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>>58473459
Level 7 Unite is kinda fucking insane, even if it is on the most shitty Unite there is.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 12:13:02 PM
No.58474613
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>>58474637
>>58473459
>Regieleki
>The countdown gauge will now be displayed in yellow.
Cool. Wasn't too fond of how random that first regi ended up.
>Gengar
>Ability: Levitate
>Movement speed increase: 10% 20%
Well, it's something.
>Darkrai
>Cooldown reduction: 5% 10% (Lv. 5), 10% 20% (Lv. 9)
>Dark Pulse
>Cooldown: 8s 7s
>Damage: 20% increase
Hahaha, holy fuck. How about you touch just Shadow Claw instead of making Dark Void the constantly better choice?
>Latias
>Mist Blast
>Learned at: Lv. 8 Lv. 7
Unite move at level 7? Well, if nothing else, this finally made me look at Latias's moveset.
>Mime def buffs
Neat.
>more Empoleon nerfs
Finally. Combined with the initial nerfs, Empoleon basically became 50% weaker than initial release, fucking nuts.
>Venusaur beam nerfs
Deserved.
>Dragonite beam nerfs
Huh?
>Fixed a bug where Hoopa, Latias, and Alcremie were dealing approx. 8% less damage to wild Pokémon than intended.
Huh.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 12:18:06 PM
No.58474637
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>>58473459
>>58474613
>Empoleon confined to a wheelchair
Fucking finally.
>Latias buffs
Interesting.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 12:19:40 PM
No.58474642
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>>58474650
>>58473459
>Blaziken buffs
What in the world? Didn't they buff it to that hp recovery before and have to nerf it? Is it getting a chest skin or a mega? Kind of a uneventful patch overall besides that and Latias.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 12:22:27 PM
No.58474650
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>>58474642
Mega seems likely honestly. Blaziken has always been an OP mon gatekept by the average player being a braindead child so simplifying it by giving it only one moveset would probably make it more popular and they can just bullshit one of its alt set moves to be a Unite
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 12:51:47 PM
No.58474791
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>>58478535
>darkrai cooldown buff
WHY
H
Y
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 1:36:53 PM
No.58474996
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>>58477865
LAWL
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 2:11:06 PM
No.58475122
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>>58474570
>He's getting a BP, duh.
I double checked. Yeah you're right, they should have atleast made dark claw usable instead buffing the already broken moveset.
>>58473459
>Support patch
Still no sableye buffs or at least updating its defense stats.
How long will we have to suffer for our release crimes anons, fucking suicune is more egregious than sableye could ever be and that thing one got slaps in the wrist
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 2:36:31 PM
No.58475195
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>>58475182
Hopefully forever goblin shitter
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 5:11:13 PM
No.58476062
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I for one welcome our darkrai overlords
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 6:04:44 PM
No.58476411
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>>58475182
Wish that gremlin was reduced to ash
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 7:33:11 PM
No.58477073
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>>58477542
Why do people hate Sableye
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 8:53:07 PM
No.58477542
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>>58477073
>annoying for the other team
>dead weight for your team
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:00:43 PM
No.58477592
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CHRISTMAS TODAY, TOMORROW, EVERYDAY, FOREVER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7nSKqfBk6k
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 9:32:33 PM
No.58477865
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>>58474996
I think I'll do a Mew only to Masters for the new season, maybe I'll finally remember which moves go where.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 10:40:27 PM
No.58478291
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>>58473459
As someone who has been playing Latias lately... thank Christ. This thing is such a filth. Supporter with no healing, attacker with long cooldowns and barely noticeable damage.
I appreciate being able to stack from 4th level now. Supporters shouldn't be required to attack enemies to stack damage.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:14:02 PM
No.58478496
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>>58478624
>extremely minor mime buffs
We take these I guess
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:18:58 PM
No.58478535
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>>58474791
Gotta sell that battle pass anon nasty plot was already retarded before a lot of shit flew under the radar because of Empoleon being so flagrant hope you enjoy darkrai slipping around the map and sleeping you for 3 secs a pop every few seconds.
Anonymous
10/22/2025, 11:33:35 PM
No.58478624
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>>58479356
>>58478496
Math works out to a 12.5-15% def/sp def increase (at 15) and probably something similar across every level, they say that belt’s 28% defenses increase netted a 3-6% damage reduction depending on the pokemon so you’ll see a 1.5 to 2.5ish percent damage reduction on mime with the buffs might set down to actually do the math on it if I get bored enough. Barrier buff is neat I guess but could’ve used to just be taken down to 7 seconds and still feel fair. starting to think barrier psychic might not be bad just misunderstood since the vast majority of the playerbase has no clue how to position be patient take advantage of map space or created space to poke and trade
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:17:26 AM
No.58479243
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The amount of damage I can do with pikachu with such little effort is kind of retarded.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:31:37 AM
No.58479317
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Ah yes, the end of the season, where Gardevoir is banned in draft.
Also
>panic swap into beam instead of surf when pushing their home goal
>lose game because I can't shove them off for a free dunk
Every time.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:37:00 AM
No.58479356
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>>58478624
2.3 and a little over a half and 2.4 and a little over a half percent additional damage reduction
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:54:41 AM
No.58479464
[Report]
>bully lane ADC so they can't get any exp to the point they abandon that lane
>comes back at fucking level 9 by the time regis spawn to solo unite me
wtf did my teammates feed that thing
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:23:04 AM
No.58479657
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>>58480012
>ranked game
>in 1600+
>on a winstreak
>>get bots
for why
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:58:58 AM
No.58479845
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grippy texture...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 3:28:02 AM
No.58480012
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>>58479657
Cause the new season starts in 4 hours. Also in case you don't know you can quit the game vs bots and you don't lose points.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:32:48 AM
No.58480467
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>>58497625
>Report Player
>Use of Cheating Tools
>"Empoleon"
simple as
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:03:17 AM
No.58480680
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oh no our team picked 4 squishies (in draft) and now they're all too afraid to engage the enemy and spamming check it out at each other for not doing anything
if only there was some way we could have prevented this
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 6:59:39 AM
No.58481294
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>>58482449
Is Darkrai bugged against Aegislash? Even in shield form at even level it was doing 90% damage off of every attack. Never felt as squishy before as I did that game, not even as an owl.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:23:24 PM
No.58482449
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>>58481294
First I've heard of the issue if that's the case.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:25:45 PM
No.58482458
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the most smooth and soft...
>play Latias
>consistently outdamage my attackers who can't do anything themselves
>everyone feeds
>twice in a row I was sent ALONE on bot
Is there some hidden mechanic that punishes better players? For the love of Christ, I just had a match with 26k damage Talonflame. How do you even manage this?
By the way, I used to have 55% win ratio and now my matches are like:
>7 wins and 15 losses
Piece of filth, not a game for actual human beings.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:47:01 PM
No.58482536
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>>58482566
Id rather play with bots and gain points tbhwy
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:52:43 PM
No.58482559
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Hear me out
Master Rank should be split into 2
>Gen Rank
Stickers, tickets etc
No lost points.
But you only gain 5 points
So its a grind for prices
>The Real Rank
For Elo faggots and retards
You get to have the retarded bragging rights to be on a leader board.
Your name glows if you reach 18k or something.
There is a requirement to get into this mode
5k battles
55%win rate
10+ lvl 30 held items
30+ licenses or whatever.
Etc.
This way everyone is happy
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 12:54:02 PM
No.58482566
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>>58482536
I actually switch between ranked and bots to not go insane. First to 500 is probably the best mode in this game variety-wise.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:00:16 PM
No.58482587
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>>58482736
>>58473459
This is bullshit
Darkrai is now permanently underground if you use all the cooldown reduction items
Why is this allowed?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 1:50:54 PM
No.58482736
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>>58482587
The real broken thing about Darkrai is it's unite charge, it literally ticks down every half second or something now.
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 2:25:51 PM
No.58482896
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>>58482519
>Is there some hidden mechanic that punishes better players?
You new? It's well known that the better a player you are, the worse your match making will be. The game often "balances" matches around putting high winrate players with absolute shitters against a team of more average players
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:36:26 PM
No.58483588
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>>58483720
So what’s the ban meta now darkrai blissey comfey ??
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 4:56:50 PM
No.58483720
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>>58485080
>>58483588
supposedly latias is stupid good now too which makes latios better in a round about way
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 5:03:44 PM
No.58483770
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What the fuck is the deal with Miraidon’s electro roll glide move I love it other than it ending 100 yards away from the fight you were just in how are you even supposed to follow up? Ult I guess?
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:50:13 PM
No.58485043
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her creamulous silkiness...
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:56:29 PM
No.58485080
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>>58483720
I don't think either Lati is worth a ban, mostly because they're too difficult for the average player to micromanage and there's a lot of ways to counter them if you do see somebody pick them (seriously why does fucking everything in the game cancel Latias' Dragon Pulse or Unite)
Good players are gonna be able to pubstomp with them but let them, they could do the same thing with less effort on an easier mon
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 8:59:56 PM
No.58485099
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>>58485230
>its another "Clefable moonlight deathballs my team into oblivion" episode
but its all good, we used our ban on the greatest threat to the game, Mr.Mime!
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 9:22:08 PM
No.58485230
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>>58485099
Mime and sableye are waste of team slots now after the supporter buffs they’re outclassed by everyone else
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 10:46:38 PM
No.58485818
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Hoopa is poopa
Anonymous
10/23/2025, 11:52:30 PM
No.58486261
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guys I'm scared I kinda like the look of Muddy Water/Aqua Ring Vaporeon
I don't wanna be an Eevee user
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 1:20:56 AM
No.58486877
[Report]
>they overhauled the entire shop
>still didn't change anything fashion/holowear ticket exchange
god Darkrai just fucking permasleeps while dashing every half a second what the fuck were they thinking
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 1:45:57 AM
No.58487117
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>>58487249
>>58486985
Yeah I’d rather get my shit pushed in by Empoleon and still have control of my character than die asleep over and over
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 2:03:47 AM
No.58487249
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>>58486985
>>58487117
1, 2 darkrai's coming for you
3, 4 Better lock your door
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 2:50:46 AM
No.58487558
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>>58482519
The game actually took pity on me and gave me a bot match earlier. Then it gave me Zeraora, Empoleon, Blastoise and Venusaur. Yes, I had the biggest damage. Again.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 3:00:34 AM
No.58487619
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>>58487655
>suicune darkrai A9 latias enemy team comp
holy shit who hurt you to inflict such misery upon others
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 3:04:45 AM
No.58487655
[Report]
>>58487780
>>58487619
Another loss and another case of me doing the biggest numbers. Had Pikachu, Garchomp, Mega Lucario and Venusaur in my team.
117k damage, 91k tanked, 59k healed. Pikachu didn't break 40k.
8 wins, 17 losses.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 3:20:49 AM
No.58487780
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>>58487655
Yay, a win. First legitimate one this season. Only had to lose like 4/5 times.
I can finally get to 100 stacks with the buffs by the way. Feels good.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 4:56:00 AM
No.58488400
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Aight bruh who tryna lock in and go demon on some ladder matches bruh im so for real
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 5:13:03 AM
No.58488538
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yup i don’t even care im buying rank protection cards later virgins
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 5:13:36 AM
No.58488542
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>unite api's player search function is completely dead
Now how am I going to laugh at the low winrate shitter who set their profile to private?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 5:27:04 AM
No.58488627
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>>58488700
>over 1 minute to find a match
Damn, can't wait to see what a shit show my first match of the season is going to be.
>cinder who never shows up for team fights and spams thanks all game
Ah, classic. The game worked hard to find that guy.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 5:39:42 AM
No.58488700
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>>58488809
>>58488627
>they put him on my team again
Damn, they're working overtime to tank my wr.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 5:54:48 AM
No.58488809
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>>58488700
>don't get him in our third match
>win
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 5:56:46 AM
No.58488823
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At work on mobile just spectating matches C otherwise I’d join
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 5:57:57 AM
No.58488833
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>most of the players have names spelt in ancient runes
>game lags
Please don't.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 6:10:07 AM
No.58488925
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>>58489650
>break 100k damage again
Okay, I REALLY like Latias' buffs.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 7:22:32 AM
No.58489387
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>>58490009
>3-6
Terrible start of the season. Darkrai is complete cancer. Which mons counter him besides Blissey?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 8:08:29 AM
No.58489577
[Report]
this game will shut down their servers before allowing a pc port
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 8:22:51 AM
No.58489650
[Report]
>>58490009
>>58488925
Do you go full damage or a hybrid support?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 8:53:34 AM
No.58489790
[Report]
cloyster of moisture...
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:16:40 AM
No.58490009
[Report]
>>58505024
>>58489387
Aegislash is pretty good against Darkrai if you can time your Wide Guard.
>>58489650
Hybrid.
Dragon Pulse + Mist Ball for moves.
Resonant Guard, Shell Bell and Drive Lens for items.
6 greens and 6 whites for emblems.
I mainly poke with Dragon Pulse to gain stacks.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:20:18 AM
No.58490020
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>>58490542
>someone already picks Mega Charizard X
What a tryh-
>CrisHeroes
NOOOOOOO
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 11:45:31 AM
No.58490385
[Report]
>Gengar looses to Eldegoss 1v1 despite being 2 levels ahead
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 12:17:51 PM
No.58490542
[Report]
>>58490020
Oh right, it's out.
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 3:25:50 PM
No.58491473
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>>58491373
solid picks imo
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 3:30:24 PM
No.58491497
[Report]
Rank is just a traumatizing humiliation ritual
Every season it gets worse and worse
>>58491373
Might hop back in. Havent even tried the new map and Pawmot, Empoleon and Mega Lucario are new to me. What am i in for?
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 5:52:02 PM
No.58492473
[Report]
>>58492486
>>58491373
would meowth be allowed to evolve or will he be just like pikachu
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 5:53:19 PM
No.58492486
[Report]
>>58493461
>>58492473
it's probably going to be a fun mememon like psyduck
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 7:30:53 PM
No.58493239
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>>58491373
>three charizards in a team
>two gyarados in a team
having two of one mon is already bad enough, but three is insane and double gyarados sounds like fucking cancer for both teams as one has to babysit two magikarp and the other has to deal with two gyradaos
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 8:02:15 PM
No.58493461
[Report]
>>58493525
>>58492486
So, like Pikachu then
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 8:04:57 PM
No.58493491
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>>58493538
yfw they add pichu for sirfetch'd
yfw they add mega raichu x and y
yfw an entire team of pikachu line
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 8:08:54 PM
No.58493525
[Report]
>>58493461
Pikachu is exactly the opposite of a fun mememon
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 8:10:39 PM
No.58493538
[Report]
>>58493491
>No Babymons, but yes to Pseudo Babymons like Tinkatink and Ralts
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 9:45:26 PM
No.58494239
[Report]
irresistibly delicate and supple...
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:04:09 PM
No.58494360
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>>58492293
You are in for a miserable experience
Anonymous
10/24/2025, 10:48:15 PM
No.58494643
[Report]
>>58491373
Why haven’t these fucks added Sceptile yet?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:10:12 AM
No.58495105
[Report]
>the year is 2026
>load up pokemon unite to have some fun
>get into match
>united by zard, zard x and zard y off cooldown every single time one of them sees me
>close game
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:30:39 AM
No.58495568
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>>58502269
>>58492293
>Pawmot
Lot's of fucking lifesteal.
>Empoleon
Has roughly gotten a 50% nerf across the board in damage and sustain since release.
>Mega Lucario
It's just PUP/CC Lucario but better.
New map is interesting with Groudon buff instead of fug. Feels more balanced.
sage
10/25/2025, 1:43:05 AM
No.58495656
[Report]
>>58491373
>Sirfetch'd
>Meowth
Amazing selection
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:46:29 AM
No.58495977
[Report]
Seeing a surprising amount of megazards. People do love that lizard, I guess.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:09:47 AM
No.58496088
[Report]
>regi fight
>our egg blissey goes solo top for some unknown reason
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:13:25 AM
No.58496117
[Report]
SHIT EATING FAGGOT DOG
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:25:15 AM
No.58496236
[Report]
>>58502697
Halloween event is miserable in mobile
When you are dragging the down arrow and trying to escape the enemy then try to shoot down the pumpkin to the enemy
The pumpkin shoots down.
Its not on auto hit aim the enemy
Venusaurs Solarbeam is not like this
I can drag down the down button and the solarbeam still shoots at the direction of the enemy
Wtf cant they make this code patch universal.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:37:34 AM
No.58497182
[Report]
is it even worth playing right now? Mega zard just looks completely broken.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 5:41:17 AM
No.58497199
[Report]
Are we really getting another mega Charizard before we get mega Blastoise and Venusaur
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:43:26 AM
No.58497556
[Report]
>win team fight
>get 3 kos
>mega charizard x on the enemy team somehow just tanks all of us at once and gets a quintuple ko
so this game is just gonna be unplayable for the next several days huh?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:54:30 AM
No.58497625
[Report]
>>58480467
I've been doing that to Comfey since it came out.
I don't care that it's nerfed.
I don't care that you can use Curse items to counter it's healing.
I don't care that you can stun both it and its host for a 2-for-1 kill.
It's disgusting on a fundamental design level and I hate it with every fiber of my being and far beyond.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:55:08 AM
No.58497627
[Report]
mega charizard x shouldn't have this kinda fucking sustain. It heals for shitting out low cool down attacks, why? If you get fucking jumped and attack too many players at once with no back up, you deserve to fucking get ko'd.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 7:02:32 AM
No.58497667
[Report]
They gave China, Team Rocket and Brock outfits but not Global...
I wonder when they'll add Nurse Joy and Officer Jenny outfits with Nurse Holowears for Blissey, Wigglytuff, Clefable, Comfey, Alcremie, and Eldegoss while Police Holowears for Lucario, Dodrio, Machamp, Blastoise, Tinkaton, and Falinks?
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 9:33:41 AM
No.58498333
[Report]
>>58499245
Remember Phorus, Erbie and Zirco? Remember that this game gave us 4 chapters of manga about them and the game's lore?
Yea, they just got removed from the shop menu.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 10:22:55 AM
No.58498516
[Report]
just the right amount of shapely softness...
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:44:32 PM
No.58498945
[Report]
>>58501866
>>58491373
>Meowth
I guarantee you it's going to be a score goblin with payday and high mobility.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 12:50:07 PM
No.58498956
[Report]
>>58499433
I one tricked crustle the month this game launched and haven't played it since
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 1:20:44 PM
No.58499027
[Report]
>>58499436
Sometimes the only way to support the team as a latias is to fucking kill the enemy before they kill your teammates
Also carrying your retarded duoQ against sweaty duo mega spammers.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 2:35:41 PM
No.58499245
[Report]
>>58498333
Not surprised, they've long given up on given up on any sort of story with this game.
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:10:37 PM
No.58499353
[Report]
>>58499434
SHIT EATING FAGGOT DOG
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:28:27 PM
No.58499430
[Report]
After 3 days
Finally made it to
Ultra 4
Rank is so miserable and demoralizing
Why the fuck Im i playing against a 60%win rate in rank
This is a humiliation ritual sacrifice
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:29:28 PM
No.58499433
[Report]
>>58498956
Crustle is a lag magnet
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:29:42 PM
No.58499434
[Report]
>>58499353
Which one?
>Lucario
>Ninetales
>Eevee
>Zacian
>Absol
>Zoroark
>Delphox
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 3:30:30 PM
No.58499436
[Report]
>>58499027
It looks like you just played against chink ai bots
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 6:02:02 PM
No.58500186
[Report]
creaminess of the highest caliber...
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 10:32:29 PM
No.58501817
[Report]
no... it's not over...
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 10:47:00 PM
No.58501866
[Report]
>>58502934
>>58498945
>support meowth that generates energy by attacking and gives it to your teammates with pay day (grants a shield proportional to how much energy you can donate)
would actually be a kinda funny idea, go my backcappers ruin everybody's day
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 10:48:18 PM
No.58501878
[Report]
Im having fun playing deadlock
People still play this kusoge?
11 games into the season and I haven’t had a defender yet this shit is wild
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 11:49:39 PM
No.58502246
[Report]
>>58502233
season resets never have defenders or supports unless it's a stack or you flex
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 11:52:44 PM
No.58502269
[Report]
>>58495568
Well, when i got past the annoying bot matches the games were kind of fun. The ray change makes the game so much more intuitive, it should have been like that from the beginning
Anonymous
10/25/2025, 11:54:36 PM
No.58502282
[Report]
People still play this? Unite's MOBA practices are among the worst in the genre.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 12:48:45 AM
No.58502697
[Report]
>>58496236
This is so weird to me. What does targetting do with running? Maybe you're using some shit settings? I have no issues like that at all.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 1:19:12 AM
No.58502934
[Report]
>>58501866
I kind of feel like it will be a speedster but that's a pretty interesting idea.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 1:34:27 AM
No.58503030
[Report]
>don't have to make their own models (just reuse the same ones used across all pokemon media)
>don't have to design their own characters or lore because it's a previously established IP
>don't really have to make any new content since they just reuse the same maps for years and side modes are just simple variations of the base gameplay
>now don't even have to design new movesets since they just copy paste mons for megas with a different ability
>>releases are still a month apart
I will never understand how long this game takes to add new mons they only ever need to make move effects and that's it
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 1:52:52 AM
No.58503141
[Report]
>>58502233
I'm busy contributing to that by only playing Mew. Still being shit and barely getting past 40k damage a match, I always feel like my cds are too long.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 2:12:54 AM
No.58503660
[Report]
my girl's glowing gorgeousness...
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 2:15:00 AM
No.58503678
[Report]
>>58502233
Yeah
Cause everyone by now knows how to deal with them.
Literally just pick
Greniger
Cindershit
Yellow cat
Dont get close and shoot from a far
These chinks knows that nerfing these attackers is the solution but they will never do it
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 2:31:41 AM
No.58503790
[Report]
>>58502233
Just look at the meta
Slowbro got nerfd
Goodras buff is usless as her slimey poops
We got
Suicune who is main purpose is to make this game miserable
Alolan Raichu's exploding balls
Latios, Latias ranged ass nigas
Penguin that can self heal
Vaporeon is so cooked
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 2:39:31 AM
No.58503863
[Report]
>>58503923
Why is espeon so slept on it pretty much shuts down a lane by itself
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 2:46:34 AM
No.58503923
[Report]
>>58504157
>>58503863
>Why is espeon so slept on
Is it?
I see that purple pussy all the fucking time, it's annoying as hell.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 2:58:01 AM
No.58503991
[Report]
>>58504236
>instalock jungle darkrai
>does less damage than the wigglytuff on their own team who switched for them
some players are beyond helping
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:20:54 AM
No.58504112
[Report]
>>58504192
>>58491373
>Mega Y
Really, they could have given the mega slot to anyone else and they decided Charizard again? Also, we still only have three Unove pokemon in the game.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:29:55 AM
No.58504157
[Report]
>>58503923
Her psyshock is only good early game
after the 2nd round of the regis
she fells off hard
like Talonflame and Penguin can one shot her
>>58504112
don't forget the game STILL hasn't added a poison mon since launch
I would have loved dragalge and mega
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:40:48 AM
No.58504236
[Report]
>>58503991
and now an enemy Darkrai just wasted their Unite on Blissey 3 times in a match
wow
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:20:31 AM
No.58504447
[Report]
>enemy has both megas
>game is literally unplayable because every single fight one of them can unite to teamwipe
this will finally kill the game, nobody's gonna play anything other than a mega
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 4:48:27 AM
No.58504630
[Report]
>21 KOs and still lose
>while the shitter that has thrown my past three games gets a free groudon snipe from my teammates after backcapping
please
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:19:11 AM
No.58504796
[Report]
>>58482519
>7 wins and 15 losses
Since then I went on a huge winning streak.21 wins and 19 losses.
Achievement is progressing nicely. Currently sitting on 65/80.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:32:31 AM
No.58504855
[Report]
>>58504906
>>58504192
>Dragalge and mega
They would have to add Dragalge first and then wait like months or a year to get the mega version. It's the same way I feel about Scolipede. I thought it would be a perfect pokemon since you can use it as a speedster, it's from Unova, and it's a poison type. It also just got it's mega.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:33:45 AM
No.58504864
[Report]
>>58505024
>>58482519
What moves do you use? I'm trying to use Latias, but ended up with a 5 losing streak and got a pity bot fight.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 5:41:12 AM
No.58504906
[Report]
>>58504192
>>58504855
For megas I just want Clefable to make drain kiss good or Falinks so the mega can get rid of its stupid massive hitbox gimmick.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:09:27 AM
No.58505024
[Report]
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:12:10 AM
No.58505038
[Report]
united by zardx united by slowbro united by zardx united by zard united by slowbro united by zardx united by zard MAKE IT FUCKING STOP UNITE SOMEBODY ELSE WHY ARE ALL THREE IN EVERY MATCH
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:52:26 AM
No.58505415
[Report]
Latias buff is a chink scam she sux
Same with Blissey
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 8:10:57 AM
No.58505475
[Report]
>>58506325
Mega evolutions are complete cancer.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 10:00:06 AM
No.58505794
[Report]
>7 wins in a row
>4 losses in a row
This game is stupid.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 1:06:51 PM
No.58506325
[Report]
>>58506485
>>58505475
Unless your one of the 4 mons that can dodge flareblitz completely your just dead when Mega Charizard aggros on you.
>>58506325
I think I got hit by a flare blitz for like 2k yesterday. What can you even do?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 2:11:26 PM
No.58506568
[Report]
I just won in Ultra with
2 Megas on my team and a helping hand Blissey
Damn that was so unfair
Lol
Wtf are they going to limit this?
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 3:06:31 PM
No.58506790
[Report]
get submissioned and united you stupid mega retard
>>58506485
Literally nothing, mega Charizard is the most shameless release yet.
It unironically would have been kino if they didn't nerf empoleon so f2ps have a chance, just like how pre nerf Lapras could fight against the mewtwos.
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:03:22 PM
No.58507906
[Report]
sensual sunday splurting...
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:19:21 PM
No.58508007
[Report]
>>58507283
>finally play against one (+ mega lucario lmao)
>literally 90% hp in 1 hit
>look at their play history
>2 losses as charizard x among like 20 games
>then it instantly throws me into a bot game
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:25:56 PM
No.58508062
[Report]
>>58508100
>purchase max rank protection cards
>proceed to have the easiest 12 game run to master ever
Fuck these chinky jews
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 6:30:57 PM
No.58508100
[Report]
>>58508474
>>58508062
>purchase max rank protection cards
lmfao, lol even
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:24:46 PM
No.58508474
[Report]
>>58508100
Yes, I did the needful
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 7:28:04 PM
No.58508497
[Report]
>>58509463
>>58506485
>What can you even do?
be slowbro and unite on sight
otherwise, lol, lmao even
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:17:18 PM
No.58509241
[Report]
STOP FUCKING QUITTING THE MATCH
STOP PLAYING YOUR PHONES ITODLERS
STOP USING THE WRONG ITEMS
I HAD 6 FUCKING 6 GAMES WHERE ON BOTH TEAMS SOMEONE WAS AFK
Anonymous
10/26/2025, 9:55:02 PM
No.58509463
[Report]
>>58508497
Well, gonna get the Dragapult costume without pity a maximum of 3 days which is a better outcome than I expected.
Anonymous
10/27/2025, 12:39:45 AM
No.58510352
[Report]
>>58510386
>Zard X with 59% winrate
Empoleon gets taken down and immediately a new one rises.
Anonymous
10/27/2025, 12:45:06 AM
No.58510386
[Report]
>>58510352
59% feels waaaay too low, gotta be a paid players being shit moment
that thing gets a free pick of who to eliminate every single fight and that's before becoming an uber-buffed super speed bulky ass team melter
Anonymous
10/27/2025, 12:46:22 AM
No.58510395
[Report]
Got a lucky +10 roll. Time to get some pentakills.
Anonymous
10/27/2025, 4:46:42 AM
No.58511573
[Report]
>>58512132
>be greninja
>run away from mega charizard after it dunks someone
>double team, shuriken away
>it still somehow catches up and flareblitzes me into oblivion
Ehhhhhh.
Anonymous
10/27/2025, 5:35:12 AM
No.58511743
[Report]
>>58507283
>It unironically would have been kino if they didn't nerf empoleon so f2ps have a chance, just like how pre nerf Lapras could fight against the mewtwos.
That's what Darkrai is for silly
Anonymous
10/27/2025, 7:17:52 AM
No.58512132
[Report]
>>58511573
Lmao get fucked you kiting faggot
Anonymous
10/27/2025, 10:36:47 AM
No.58512640
[Report]
Dhelmise requires the chink dollars
And Vaporeon is for free right?
Anonymous
10/27/2025, 1:05:50 PM
No.58513036
[Report]
>>58516639
I know Mimiku can shut down base Zard pretty hard, but can it do the same to ZardX?
Anonymous
10/27/2025, 5:00:19 PM
No.58514033
[Report]
Bump
Anonymous
10/27/2025, 7:39:13 PM
No.58515051
[Report]
moisturous monday...
How's the new season so far?
Anonymous
10/27/2025, 11:28:42 PM
No.58516396
[Report]
>>58516074
mega ass
pun fully intended
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 12:07:54 AM
No.58516639
[Report]
>>58513036
If you don't get instantly deleted I guess, but I'm pretty sure he'll still be Mega when your ult finishes and he'll instantly delete you anyway.
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 2:15:07 AM
No.58517422
[Report]
>entire enemy team goes top lane
>our bottom laners, both of which attackers and one is an ADC, are just sitting in goal only taking our side farm instead of ripping bot objective or power farming or scoring
>our speedster is also a baby so the enemy ADC is uncontested the entire match
god I fucking despise attacker players
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 5:09:21 AM
No.58518220
[Report]
deep into the night... deep into her creaminess...
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 5:50:09 AM
No.58518341
[Report]
>>58516074
Pretty good all things considering, I fought mega zard a grand total of 3 times. And two of those I've won
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 6:50:02 AM
No.58518517
[Report]
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 8:50:27 AM
No.58518780
[Report]
>>58518945
Are the chink servers down
It wont let me in
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 10:05:49 AM
No.58518940
[Report]
>>58518945
Is the server having some kind of maintenance?
I'm done with Latias. Before buffs, I would rank it in good tier despite my constant ranked losses. After buffs, I'm putting it in great tier. It's my second favourite 'support' now. I prefer it over Latios too. It might not have the best damage for most of the game but it has insane survivability.
Blaziken is next. Another All-Rounder. So many of them.
>>58518780
>>58518940
Works on my machine.
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 2:13:58 PM
No.58519524
[Report]
>>58520181
>>58518945
Who is your first favorite Support, Buster
Causse I'm finna beat yo ash, if it's not a real Support, ya feel me
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 5:04:04 PM
No.58520181
[Report]
>>58520188
>>58519524
Sableye is a very supportive Pokemon that disrupts enemies, okay senpai?
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 5:05:15 PM
No.58520188
[Report]
>>58520181
>senpai instead of f a m
Right, that censorship. Forgot about it.
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 6:07:40 PM
No.58520561
[Report]
tender tuesday...
anyone else having a horrible start this season
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 7:39:52 PM
No.58521117
[Report]
>>58520581
as long as there isn't a zard in the match I've been winning
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 8:33:36 PM
No.58521421
[Report]
>>58521448
>win easy all match long team does everything right
>team decides to blow off the ray fight and we lose
I would rather anything but this
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 8:34:59 PM
No.58521431
[Report]
Is this the most blatantly pay to win it’s ever been? This feels pretty cringey sleazy really
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 8:37:32 PM
No.58521448
[Report]
>>58521580
>>58521421
>ray fight
Huh?
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 9:07:43 PM
No.58521580
[Report]
>>58521448
Don’t fuck me today I’m not in the mood
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 9:09:38 PM
No.58521590
[Report]
>>58520581
I've played four matches and won all of them.
I can feel TiMi seething and that they're about to send some bad juju my way.
What's the best counter for mega lucario? Please redirect if this was already answered
I can't stand the fucker
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 9:15:40 PM
No.58521618
[Report]
Probably nothing more satisfying than carrying and winning an outrage game
>>58521616
Haven’t figured it out yet tackle/ball pika shits all over mega zard tho
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 9:18:27 PM
No.58521637
[Report]
>>58521657
>>58521616
I assume Speedy Range Attackers like Raichu and Cinderace?
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 9:22:29 PM
No.58521657
[Report]
>>58521682
>>58521637
Another thought is CC Heavy Team with Ninetales, Mamoswine, Suicune, and whoever else to keep that fucka from moving
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 9:27:54 PM
No.58521682
[Report]
>>58521708
>>58521657
>CC
>against the perma unstoppable menace
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 9:30:30 PM
No.58521700
[Report]
>pick tinkaton
>entire enemy team just happens to melee
IT'S BONKIN' TIME
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 9:31:07 PM
No.58521708
[Report]
>>58521748
>>58521682
No mon is perma unstoppable, there has to be window somewhere that leaves it vulnerable to CC that is when you bombard it with a CC filled Death, unless Timmy really fucked up with this one
Anonymous
10/28/2025, 9:38:14 PM
No.58521748
[Report]
>>58521708
The only time it's vulnerable is during the PuP dash. That's it. PuP+ has Unstoppable while charging, Close Combat has Unstoppable and while regular Lucario is vulnerable after it finishes, the mega now has it up permanently due to the CDR on hit. You either have to get lucky or hope the enemy fucks up to catch it during its very short frame of vulnerability, it's a mon with almost no counterplay outside of perfect kiting or i-frames to dodge the PuP launchup.
So which Pokémon are BASED and which Pokémon are CRINGE?
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 12:08:51 AM
No.58522612
[Report]
>>58522825
>>58522274
Mime, Cram, Crustle and Greedent are the four horsemen of based
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 12:43:23 AM
No.58522818
[Report]
Ah another fine match of whom has the better mega lucario and/or mega zard oh how I do enjoy these
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 12:43:41 AM
No.58522821
[Report]
>>58521625
>flare blitz's you for 2k damage and then fire punches you
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 12:44:24 AM
No.58522825
[Report]
>>58522865
>>58522612
I give dragonite a pass too and for the most part metagross has done nothing wrong
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 12:48:19 AM
No.58522846
[Report]
>>58522274
Toilet kaiju based
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 12:52:38 AM
No.58522865
[Report]
>>58523117
>>58522825
Dragonite is omega cringe, it has only ever been a sweatlord meta pick (Hyper Beam) or throw pick (Outrage). You never want to see a Dragonite in any match.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 1:23:47 AM
No.58523045
[Report]
>>58521625
I don't see Pikachu beating Zard anytime
>Pika hides in the bushes
>Does the unite + volt switch + electro ball
>Does 50 percent of my life with your ult still active
>Cancels your pikas unite with my unite
>One shots you with flare blitz and fire punch
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 1:28:32 AM
No.58523073
[Report]
>>58521616
Dodge or hope he whiffs the PuP and close combat so he won't get resets. Then you have 5 seconds to kill a Lucario without his normal emergency shields passive
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 1:33:28 AM
No.58523102
[Report]
>>58522274
BASED:
>Mamo
>Gyarados
>Blaziken
>Crustle
>Decidueye
CRINGE
>Eevees
>Comfey
>Pika
>CinderFLOP
>Lucario
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 1:36:03 AM
No.58523117
[Report]
>>58523284
>>58522865
As far as meta shit goes hyper beam feels the most fair of anything ever and it’s always had a pretty prohibitive cooldown on it
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 1:48:18 AM
No.58523181
[Report]
Man I love Pult, even if you have dumbasses on your team all it takes is one weakened enemy to be able to chain kill and win a near hopeless match.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 2:01:19 AM
No.58523284
[Report]
>>58523330
>>58523117
Launch dnite was one of the most unfair releases the game has ever had, people have just forgotten it to the tests of time. It was nigh unkillable, kited forever, chunked all of your HP in a single beam and was impossible to contest objectives against due to being able to secure from ridiculously high values - the only thing stopping DNite from being the most dominant mon the game has ever had was Tsareena also being a piece of shit at the same time
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 2:07:40 AM
No.58523330
[Report]
>>58523437
>>58523284
You forgot about its ability to constantly jump on your goals and score shield its way to free points.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 2:25:43 AM
No.58523437
[Report]
>>58523330
>buddy barrier counting towards score shield and score shield having no cooldown
>mfw wiggly and dragonite unites
what a time
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 3:16:55 AM
No.58523725
[Report]
>>58522274
Mr. Mime is based.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 3:32:48 AM
No.58523815
[Report]
>>58524118
>Ally Machamp finally evolves.
>The match has only 18 seconds left.
Even for a forced loss this is too much.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 4:23:06 AM
No.58524118
[Report]
>>58523815
I wonder if that was IgnorDrednaw, if he ever went back to that name.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 5:00:06 AM
No.58524347
[Report]
irresistibly smooth and kissable...
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 7:50:42 AM
No.58525093
[Report]
So should i just drop unite until zard x gets fucking raped? This shit is legit unplayable, the faggot gets a low cool down immortal ult. I don't give a fuck if you can CC it, any zard player with a brain will overcome this. I like to play this retarded dying game on my spare time but they keep forcing us to play against 60% win rate pokemon. Fuck this garbage.
>>58518945
I can't comprehend how Blaziken is considered one of the best All-Rounders. This Pokemon is ass with low damage, small shields and barely noticeable health regen. Unless I max out Muscle Band at the beginning, this thing is borderline a deadweight for the team.
Urshifu and Power-up Lucario are much more fun to play than this gimmicky spammer.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 8:12:59 AM
No.58525168
[Report]
>>58525237
>>58525118
blaziken is great, but it is a skill gap pokemon. Feels like a difficult playable character you'd find in a more traditional mobile. There's no auto pilot with blaziken, you unironically need to use moves in a different order and cycle through cool downs with a brain. Why do that when mega zard x just one shots supports with a flare blitz fire punch combo.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 8:19:38 AM
No.58525182
[Report]
I'm a returning player who quit 1 year ago because of EX pokemon. I started playing again and was having a good time, draft felt really nice and I got a lot a fun games since i was able to ban broken shit I didn't like. I wanted to ask why the fuck isn't draft the standard? Why is it not enforced for all ranks? atleast up to ultra. The game still has horrible pay walled pokemon that are broken on release, sucks that they didn't fix that shit.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 8:37:37 AM
No.58525218
[Report]
>start charging Overheat against Groudon
>use it just in time to hit landing Dragonite and finish Gro-
>DRAGONITE SOMEHOW GETS GROUDON
WHAT, DID HE FREAKING STARE AT IT TO DEATH!?
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 8:49:16 AM
No.58525237
[Report]
>>58525168
More like skill crap.
Its just so impossible to win as a support in this unfair Groudon meta, especially if there are two megas on a enemy team.
This game is just absolutely miserable
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 9:24:22 AM
No.58525329
[Report]
>>58525609
How do I get good at Sableye?
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 10:48:55 AM
No.58525521
[Report]
They should cut Delphox from the game and just let me play as Braixen
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 11:15:17 AM
No.58525574
[Report]
>>58525329
Shadow Sneak + Confuse Ray. Engage with boosted attack, immediately follow it with Confuse Ray and then Shadow Sneak. Your next move depends on the situation - either attack again from stealth or run away. Sableye is a CC machine and people often underestimate it.
Why not Knock Off? Because you die with Knock Off.
Exp. Share is mandatory since you can't farm. Float Stone is mandatory as well. You want to be everywhere and annoy all the time (backcapping is NOT your main objective but go ahead and do so when you see an opening). People will try to chase you. People will waste ultimates on you.
Your own Unite is not that great in practice so don't expect it to win matches.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 11:50:45 AM
No.58525646
[Report]
>>58525896
>>58525609
I don't know, can't you fuck off with x speed and still keep Knock Off? I've seen others use it, you're so fucking weak it feels like you really need to go for that extra CC to have an impact
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 1:22:11 PM
No.58525896
[Report]
>>58525646
I absolutely encourage you to try both sets. Just don't pick Feint Attack. It's nowhere near as useful as you would think.
Knock Off has better CC but it's harder to use in my opinion. And you risk getting rekt even with X Speed.
Shadow Sneak lets you turn off opponents for four seconds by the way -
https://litter.catbox.moe/sbcs1xzemrgts8p4.mp4
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 2:20:12 PM
No.58526100
[Report]
>>58526528
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 2:46:16 PM
No.58526211
[Report]
>>58525118
If not for the mega blaziken is the best all rounder and probably most complete pokemon in the game either way. She does it all really
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 3:32:54 PM
No.58526414
[Report]
>>58473329 (OP)
Release me timi…
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 3:40:16 PM
No.58526456
[Report]
>>58526528
>>58525609
Your opinion on giving Sableye leftovers?
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 3:48:25 PM
No.58526481
[Report]
Dhelmise comes out on November 14th and Vaporeon the 20th of November.
>>58526100
Well, duh. I'm obviously not going to master this thing in 15 matches so I'm complaining about being bad and Pokemon being underwhelming in my hands. That being said, I don't remember the last time I've seen Blaziken carrying. And I remember tons of Zoroark, another complex Pokemon, mopping the floor with enemies.
I may try double stacking with Aeos Cookie and just ditching the idea of switching between the styles. Kick style is such a garbage in most cases. Blaze Kick is okay but Overheat just doesn't work outside of bushes. Remember that I'm talking about solo experience so it's not like I can rely on ally's CC.
>>58526456
I recommend it. Sableye can't really farm effectively so it roams a lot, constantly triggering Float Stone and Leftovers. You save a lot of time by never going back to base.
>>58526508
Seconded.
>>58526508
Surf is based & valid
Kiting Shurikens=pussyshit
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 4:08:04 PM
No.58526562
[Report]
>>58526547
grenigger detected
deploying absol
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 4:14:46 PM
No.58526592
[Report]
>>58526547
You will never be a real frog
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 4:26:27 PM
No.58526637
[Report]
>>58526748
>>58526528
So your loadout is exp share/float stone/leftovers and x-speed I assume?
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 4:47:48 PM
No.58526748
[Report]
>>58527604
>>58526528
I'm such a garbage with this Pokemon, holy crap. Out of 16 ranked matches I was feeling powerful maybe two or three times. Even then I was one CC and kite away from landing in KFC menu.
Blaziken might end up in my bottom 3 All-Rounders near Falinks and Garchomp (honorable mention to Extremespeed Lucario). I'll play around 10 more matches and I'm done.
6 wins, 10 losses.
>>58526637
Yep, exactly.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 6:55:00 PM
No.58527550
[Report]
>>58522274
Based: The mons I play
Cringe: The mons you play
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 7:00:20 PM
No.58527604
[Report]
>>58526748
I've seen very strong Blazikens, but it's about as hard to pilot as Dodrio, yeah...
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 7:11:47 PM
No.58527702
[Report]
>>58525118
it has 6 fucking moves
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 7:19:04 PM
No.58527748
[Report]
>>58529262
>>58525291
>eeveefag
>shitter who thinks supports are bad
pottery
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 7:33:03 PM
No.58527873
[Report]
>>58527914
wednesday wetness...
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 7:39:25 PM
No.58527914
[Report]
>>58527873
wet wartortle wednesday (your teammate still hasn't evolved by groudon fight)
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 7:49:47 PM
No.58527992
[Report]
Where are the zard x nerfs you worthless fucking dev
>it's another game where 3 people go middle and no one wants to forfeit despite it being very fucking clear we lost from the get go
Now I remember why I left this piece of shit game
>>58528789
This feels like the only moba where no one ever learned how to play the game.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 9:51:33 PM
No.58528891
[Report]
>>58528859
I know right? It's been years since the game's release and these retards still barely even group up to do the regies. 9 times out of 10 there'll be a retard in your team fucking around somewhere during a team fight
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 10:42:23 PM
No.58529239
[Report]
>>58528789
And don't come back, you wuss.
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 10:45:07 PM
No.58529262
[Report]
>>58527748
No other choice but to pick eevee
Thats how support has gone to shit
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 10:49:07 PM
No.58529290
[Report]
>>58528859
that's because this game isn't for MOBA players (outside of refugees looking for quick low-stake matches instead of half hour+ investments), it's for Pokemon fans
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 10:51:22 PM
No.58529310
[Report]
>>58528859
Its the stupid chink score system
Its a try hard pick me moba game that wants to be different but ended up being retardedly chink.
If this was kill the turrets type
Everyone would still flock to
Anonymous
10/29/2025, 11:18:56 PM
No.58529510
[Report]
Hell yes we got the trick room mimikyu jungler
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:14:18 AM
No.58529910
[Report]
>quick play already completely dead
Ah well, more tokens for me!
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:58:31 AM
No.58530225
[Report]
>enemy team has 4 attackers and an azumarill
>literally the most free win ever
>our speedster is backcapping, our all-rounders are never farming, nobody picked CC despite it being draft, the team ignored the enemy all gathering to bot regi then spamming "Gather here!" when they died to the lone azumarill up top
I will never understand how people can be this fucking bad.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:50:08 AM
No.58530519
[Report]
I am become the stack tranny.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:05:57 AM
No.58530914
[Report]
>pick petal drain venu
>spend the entire match running away
ebin
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:19:43 AM
No.58530957
[Report]
>>58528859
Something something something about how the mmr system eventually pushes people to master rank despite having an abysmal performance.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:23:52 AM
No.58530977
[Report]
>>58525118
It's literally one of the best all rounders right now, without blatantly overturned shit like mega Lucario and zard you can even argue it's the best right now.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:37:12 AM
No.58531047
[Report]
>ban phase was made so short that you can easily get timed out on the laggy switch menus
>still a whole minute ass long wait of "preparation" where nothing happens
whyyy
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:00:28 AM
No.58531480
[Report]
>tfw you recognize the name of an absolute shitter on the enemy team and know you can play whatever mememon you want and they'll throw the game for the enemy team
Feels good.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:36:36 AM
No.58531624
[Report]
>>58533094
>>58473329 (OP)
When will they add Meganium?
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 6:34:32 AM
No.58531868
[Report]
>teammate walks into enemy goal with a cinderace next to it
>tries to score
>keeps trying until they're at 10% health
>abandons me (support) to die
>runs straight into another enemy who was successfully backcapping because they're not retarded
some people just aren't real
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:42:42 AM
No.58533094
[Report]
>>58539043
>>58531624
>Rolls up Meganium and smoke her like a Comically Oversized Blunt
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 12:46:30 PM
No.58533312
[Report]
*hits head against wall*
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:46:42 PM
No.58533522
[Report]
I'm going to shoot up devs' hq.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 1:52:14 PM
No.58533541
[Report]
>loss after loss
>decide to take the jungle position because I'm tired of that crap
>Absol tries to butt in
Oh noooo, my console turned off. My 2 fair play points :(.
Alright, I'm done with Blaziken. 10 wins and 13 losses. I simply don't like its kit. I even tried Urshifu for comparison (since it has similar moves) and I definitely prefer the bear over the chicken. I'm placing it in okay tier. Playable but I'd rather pick something else.
Not sure what to pick next. Either attacker or defender.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:55:09 PM
No.58533797
[Report]
Rank is just so depressing
Seriously
I feel like I've fallen out of love for rank
It doesn't excite me anymore
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 2:59:21 PM
No.58533815
[Report]
Ranks seriously needs to be split into 2
One for the tryhard elo retards.
And one for us normies who just want to grind.
We need some quality control
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 3:18:30 PM
No.58533913
[Report]
>>58540550
>>58533747
Mamoswine is pretty fun imo
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 4:32:21 PM
No.58534354
[Report]
>>58540550
>>58533747
Armarouge is very fun and versatile.
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 5:08:55 PM
No.58534565
[Report]
thursday thrusting...
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 7:03:56 PM
No.58535313
[Report]
aight time to drop the game for a year or two again, people are just way too retarded soloQ is miserable
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:28:59 PM
No.58535977
[Report]
>>58540550
>>58533747
seconding mamo
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 8:55:56 PM
No.58536185
[Report]
>>58536245
Yes, yes let’s battle the slowbro while their deci raichu and latias shit onto us from just a few m behind him
>>58536185
almost none of the playerbase knows how to flank or dive been that way since launch still that way 4 years later and then they complain about being kited by backpedaling attackers..
Anonymous
10/30/2025, 11:30:56 PM
No.58537075
[Report]
caressing her creamy curvaceousness...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 1:27:02 AM
No.58537701
[Report]
voring Alcremie
I guess I'm not playing ranked for a week so more people reach Master and I can ban the broken megas.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 2:54:14 AM
No.58538067
[Report]
>>58538039
hahahahhahahhaha he thinks he'll get draft later in the season hahahha
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:12:35 AM
No.58538158
[Report]
>enemy trio 50%wr
>my trio 70%wr with thousands of matches
Damn, I knew I should have played sludgedance, it was free.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:17:38 AM
No.58538702
[Report]
>>58536245
It's a pokemon dude, what the fuck did you expect? The playerbase won't ever learn better. If you want actual good matches/teammates either make friends or play league of legends for a bit and ask friends their if they want to play Unite. Sometimes my League of legends friends will humor my Unite request but only to just take a small break from it since they find Unite to be to easy.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:22:22 AM
No.58538726
[Report]
>>58536245
It's a pokemon game anon, what the fuck did you expect? Majority of the playerbase in Unite won't ever learn to play better. If you want good matches/teammates either make friends or play league of legends for a bit and ask friends there if they want to play Unite. Sometimes my League of legends friends will humor my Unite request but only to just take a small break from it since they find Unite to be to easy and it is since the game is decided in 10 mins which is the only appeal Unite has.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 5:28:39 AM
No.58538749
[Report]
tonguing her textures...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:54:34 AM
No.58539043
[Report]
>>58533094
>Meganium used Dazzling Gleam!
>lost a game because of a retarded squirtle faggot was stealing wild pokemon in the jungle and the lanes
>have the audacity to spam "Thanks!" every time he died
You fucking faggot, you have no one else to blame but yourself.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 8:18:41 AM
No.58539281
[Report]
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:59:45 AM
No.58539617
[Report]
>>58539131
Reminds me of the yesterday's Talonflame who thanked me for not suicide bombing with him. I was running away on low health for a few seconds, he went after my pursuers, died and pinged "Thanks!". Like, nigga, what did you expect?
People have this obnoxious tendency to die and then look for anyone alive to ping them. Doesn't matter that the said person run away with a sliver of health left.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 12:07:54 PM
No.58539800
[Report]
>play Sableye
>people ignore Gengar and Absol just to try and kill me
>flashes and ultimates being thrown around
>half the time I survive anyway
>enemies die to Gengar and Absol
>Groudon spawns
>allies get it to half health
>enemy sprints to steal it
>apply fear
>apply confuse ray
>apply second fear
>Buzzwole desperately flashes past me but he doesn't manage to steal it
>>58533913
>>58534354
>>58535977
Bought Mamoswine, checked out all of its move combinations and tried it out in ranked. I had a feeling I would like this guy and I was right. Such a bully.
I'm going with 6 whites + 6 blues + 6 browns. Weakness Policy + Resonant Guard + Focus Band. Potion. Definitely prefer High Horsepower over Earthquake but I'm not yet sure which ice move is more fun. I have to use Icicle Crash for the achievement for now.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 3:46:05 PM
No.58540579
[Report]
>>58539131
What was the name of the guy? Ran into something similar.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 4:27:44 PM
No.58540723
[Report]
fertile friday...
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:25:34 PM
No.58541234
[Report]
>>58540550
Icicle crash is alright but Ice fang is way to go, you basically give a free kill to your team
>>58538039
Am i the only one who has a really lucky master game streak?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 6:49:16 PM
No.58541338
[Report]
>>58540550
Ice fang/earthquake or horsepower/crash is entirely a matter of which mons you're up against, sometimes having the longer ranged crash is very very helpful.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:18:47 PM
No.58542384
[Report]
Wish we got something like Gourgeist for Spooky Month instead of Mega Shit.
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 10:20:45 PM
No.58542397
[Report]
>want to play outrage
>enemy team is mamo pika delphox suicune
For the love of good buff fullheal fucking damn I just want to play the game
on a scale of I like trains to I draw pictures of made up sonic the hedgehog characters how autistic do you have to be to be in the top 100 of the specific pokemon rankings?
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:03:22 PM
No.58542643
[Report]
>>58542628
"I draw Sonic the Hedgehog characters as trains"
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:20:47 PM
No.58542739
[Report]
>>58542766
Lopunny when
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:25:41 PM
No.58542766
[Report]
>>58542739
hopefully never
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:37:31 PM
No.58542831
[Report]
>>58542628
Iirc were home to 2-3 maybe 4 top 100 players here think we actually have the numero uno venusaur among us
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:48:17 PM
No.58542887
[Report]
>>58542920
>play zacian
>go on 29 ko killing spree (not bots)
Holy science allrounders are so damn fucking stupid right now
Anonymous
10/31/2025, 11:53:57 PM
No.58542920
[Report]
>>58542971
>>58542887
Zacian is in a good place right now. It feels strong but not broken.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:02:32 AM
No.58542971
[Report]
>>58542920
Maybe in comparison to mega zard Luca and mini boss encounter Blaziken but I still felt like I had god mode turned on
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 12:40:49 AM
No.58543197
[Report]
halloween humping...
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:06:40 AM
No.58543346
[Report]
>>58543398
>boot up game
>four instalock attackers, say fuck it and go full attacker, win
>next game has a bunch of mobile mons with lifesteal, say fuck it and go leafspore murdergoss, win
I can't wait to see what goofy shit this third match holds
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:19:29 AM
No.58543398
[Report]
>>58543346
hmm my team making unnecessary pushes for no reason against a double sniper team and leaving me to die as backline that's not very funny
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 1:51:40 AM
No.58543525
[Report]
If I get to lane and my lane partner immediately goes to farm our side's mobs then I'm quitting the match. I'm done with losing because my teammate instantly decides they don't want to actually play and will just leave you to the wolves while starving you of any exp only for them to accomplish nothing.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:27:16 AM
No.58543683
[Report]
we reached the bump limit
i'm proud of you all
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 2:46:56 AM
No.58543763
[Report]
there's no limit to our bumpin...
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 4:12:42 AM
No.58544125
[Report]
>>58544437
I said I was going to do Mew only to Masters, but these mega charizard missions want me to play literally anything except an attacker every day.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 5:23:19 AM
No.58544437
[Report]
>>58544475
>>58544125
Is it different from person person? Today mine is play an attacker 2x
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 5:31:12 AM
No.58544475
[Report]
>>58544437
I guess so, today's was play as defender for me, and yesterday was allrounder.
Also did they fuck Sableye's shadow sneak again, I swear to god I spent the entire last match hitting someone with ss, then watching that bar go down to restealth, and end up just staying visible instead.
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 5:35:20 AM
No.58544498
[Report]
should latias use stacker glasses ?
Anonymous
11/1/2025, 5:47:27 AM
No.58544551
[Report]
Playing delphox more or less trivializes the entire game I can win pretty much any match by picking delphox and sending people for the funny fire tornado ride every couple seconds and spamming ult