Thread 58552459

ITT: pokémon no one likes and no one has ever used

>>58552459 (OP)
I tricked my bro telling him Mega Walrein was in the ORAS demo when it was just Mega Glalie and he got angry at me so nah

nothing, because OP thinks that only 100 people play pokemon

>>58552459 (OP)
>zoomers don't remember stallrein
I made so many people rage with that thing kek

>>58552525
>tfw still no Stallrein in Snow

>>58552584
Not to mention you had to complete a specific sidequest to get the item. It really should've been a branch evo like Wurmple or something.

>>58552459 (OP)
Walrein is based wtf anon, used him in PLA

>>58552459 (OP)
Wrong, I loved this fat fuck back in RSE.

This thing on the other hand, I'd love to know the appeal of.

>>58552683
ITS A CRAB, what's not to love?

>>58552683
>hating on my bro who is also delicious and has a great shiny
Fuck off

>>58552459 (OP)
Used him in XD.

>>58552459 (OP)
I've used it in at least 6 different games

>>58552776
>XD
fuck off

>>58552584
These things were pretty cool in gen 5. Shell Smash + Rain was crazy.

>>58552459 (OP)
>He didn't wait until the 7th Gym to use him as his main Water type and name him Lennon

>>58552972
Tepig is cute, Pignite is funny, and Emboar fucks your gf

>>58552459 (OP)
>no one has ever used
"Walrein"? More like Walls and Reigns over the Hoenn E4.

I know OP secretly loves Walrein and knows how to make a stealth thread.

>>58552459 (OP)
This (unless you a Ashime tard)
Especially not when Gardevoir and Metagross are right there, and even then Chimecho would still be you last choice between the rocks and Grumpig

Now tell me why this of all things is getting a mega before Flygon, Milotic, Luxray, Krookodile, Haxorus, or Talonflame (or Tsareena) again?

>>58553070
and Claydol, I forgot Claydol again but at least that has a unique typing that is never repeated today

Still choosing it before Chimecho

>>58553078
Claydol has a based design

>>58552972
After it failing literally twice with BW/BW2 and now ZA, I'm inclined to agree

>>58553070
sex appeal

>>58553114
Gardevoir has better sex appeal than this, as we all know

>>58553070
> Now tell me why this of all things is getting a mega before Flygon, Milotic, Luxray, Krookodile, Haxorus, or Talonflame (or Tsareena) again?
It’s better than all of these.

>>58553155
Aside from maybe Luxray in ZU, only in your dreams

>>58553070
I used it in PLA cause I got an alpha shiny early on, quite like it now
>why is thing that has little reason to be used getting a reason to be used
to give it a reason to be used

i genuinely think 99% of pokemon designs are good, the ones i don't like are the ones that lean too humanoid/furry. i hate incineroar a lot

>>58553207
I feel the same

>>58553207
I don't mind the furry ones (within reason, something like Cinderace which is literally just an anime character fucking sucks) but I can't stand the Gardevoir expies. Every gen needs some green and white feminine humanoid and they almost always have the same boring types, it's a waste of time especially when nobody is moving on from the original.

>>58553192
It’ll make great company with Victreebel, Glalie, Audino, Eelektross, Malamar, and Pyroar………….in NU if not PU

>>58553272
>compshit
why bother giving anything a mega at that point? rayquaza and salamence will still be the go-to, maybe one mega per batch getting a niche

>>58553192
>>58553272
and also Ampharos in a post Hidden Power + Signal Bram world

Unless they finally give to Tail Glow, it’s a goner without HP Ice nor Signal Beam

>>58553319
But hey at least it got an evolution………..kind of

>>58553319
>>58553703
>Basculegion has a red form and a blue form
>make a new white Basculin instead of using the existing red/blue Basculin
still baffling

>>58553272
Mega Chimecho sounds like the exact kind of mon to get a crazy busted ability

>>58552459 (OP)
I like walrein and have used him before

>>58552459 (OP)
Its not that no one likes it, it was very fun in the anime but no one definitely uses this. Hoping it gets an evolution or some kind kf buff. Its super cool

>>58552459 (OP)
Who hasn’t used Walrein at some point? Walrein’s always been cool.
>>58552584
Laughs in Deep Sea Tooth Clamperl
Kind of agree with its evolutions though
>>58553070
Chimecho only sucks if you don’t pay attention to it. It’s got a really nice design and inspiration that sent me down a rabbit hole of various aspects of Japanese culture back in the day.
Honestly I love this little guy

>>58553175
>fanfic meta out of nowhere
?

>>58553742
I hope they give it the Beedrill treatment
Watch everyone crawl out of the woodwork claiming they always liked Chimecho though

>>58553736
Basculegion forms are white or red depending on sex and they are based on how male salmon change when mating season comes, nothing to do with the blue and red forms that have nothing to do with gender.

>>58553742
Speaking of, who wants to bet that either Scovillain or Crabominable is getting contrary

Leaf Storm + Overheat for the former
Superpower + Ice Hammer for the latter

It’s probably gonna be neither tho

>>58553759
>Venus Flytrap mon
>Doesn't get Sap Sipper but for Bug moves
>Levitate lmao
What was the point?

where's the programmer that put that one sheer cold walrein in the gen 4 battle facilities . i just want to talk. i just want to fucking talk

>>58553070
Can't wait for the mega

>>58552643
Same while I was playing PLA one rolled into a cutscene and was so out of place it was just silly, I had to use the little fella.
>>58552683
Giant enemy crab
It's also a rock type if you don't like garganacl.

>>58553070
I never thought about it until I found a shiny Chingling and used it in a playthrough. It was great and became one of my faves, many such cases.
>needs the strongest pokemon to beat a kids game
LMAO what a fag

>>58554698
I remember that palace maven had a Lapras with an Ohko moves, that bastard got me more times than I care to admit.

Admit it. You forgot quilfish existed until this post.

>>58554786
anon it got a regional and evo not that long ago
in a legends game which is very relevant right now
you really could have gone with something better

>>58553207
this is exactly my opinion on pokemon designs
this is why i like pokemon, most of the designs have a ton of variety and are still good
but i also hate all the furshit garbage, especially since it's plaguing the recent generations (and the deranged furshit pedophile coomer tranny freaks those designs attract)

These guys are pretty cool, but getting either one is so obnoxious that I doubt many people used them on their in-game team.

>>58554812
sorry anon im an oldfag living in the past and my idea of what is unpopular is outdated. What can I say? I failed you and I failed myself.

So ummm... what about this one? Its basically a hypno knockoff. Thats pretty forgettable and unpopular right...

>>58553070
>hating chimecho AND claydol
your soul will not make it to the light of heaven

>>58554845
Still gets good porn fairly often

>>58552459 (OP)
I like Walrein and I used one.

>>58552584
Huntail I've used. I intend to use Gorebyss at some point.

>>58554786
Wrong, I put him as an answer for Pokédoku literally this morning
>>58553070
Wrong, had a friend in middle school who was all about this guy. Based Chimechobros ITT standing up for him
>>58554845
Wrong, he was my literal first level 100 Pokémon ever, and I still have him. His name is Brian
>>58554799
This is the only one ITT I believe nobody has ever used except for the extremely forced meme

>>58554799
>>58556618
Luvdisc is my favourite Pokémon.
My first boyfriend gave me a Luvdisc when I was young. It was a hacked Luvdisc holding a chocolate. I used it to complete Pokémon Black, alongside Emboar, Liligant, Zebstrika and Maractus.

>>58552459 (OP)
Being a water type locked behind surf is a death sentence for in-game teams, but you get Spheal early in XD. I like it and used it fine. It's not the best since it evolves late, but it does the job.

>>58554921
>still gets good porn fairly often
how
it’s a grumpig, this thing isn’t popular at all

>>58556642
Shit, I remember you, I should’ve known. I’ve been here WAY too long to forget the Golden Rule: EVERY Pokémon is somebody’s favorite.

>>58556697
I'm not saying it's even a C-lister, but there's plenty of pokemon where I've struggled to find a dozen decent pictures in over a decade whereas Grumpig does alright for itself. The pigfuckers don't have much equity in the pokemon sphere, Faithful Tepig notwithstanding, so that leaves relatively slim pickings if that's their flavor of choice. I also feel that Psychic types in general also get a bit more play than would be expected for their baseline popularity, though I'd struggle to prove that empirically.

>>58556714
you're not wrong but I refuse to believe anyone is earnestly going to bat for Gumshoos

>>58552459 (OP)
fuck you, I loved Spheal on sight in Sapphire and Walrein was on my E4 team

>>58556724
Gumshoos predicting trump not once but TWICE was incredible.
>looks like trump right when he gets elected despite obviously being a detective
>then the ear nick, almost a decade later
Gumshoos is awesome for that alone. He deserves an evo he kind of sucked even in-game ngl.

>>58552972
I like him and used him in every game he's in.

>>58552459 (OP)
ultra league walrein carries

>>58556724
you best start believing buddy, I love the early normal clique and long bodied critters

>>58554836
I used Escavalier once when playing BW, obviously I had to cheat one through pksm, but alas, it was a good mon and helped me against the Elite 4 AND Alder

>>58552459 (OP)
You sure do like being wrong.

>>58553114
…how, exactly?
Seriously, this might be one of the most unlewdable mons out there

>>58557249
ribbonjobs
cute owo face
makes cute bell noises when you thrust into it
convenient handle on the head for facefucking
friendship evo means feelings are reciprocated
kissable fivehead

I could go on

>>58552459 (OP)
"Muh Da Joos" aside
Seriously tho
Who in the fuck uses this thing?

>>58553070
He's a competitive mon
Protect
Cosmic power
Stored power

Basically the OG Siglyph and Espartha

>>58553207
For me if you are going humaniod furry make it cool

Inceneroar is too looney toons
Quaquval is too fruity loops faggy.

You have to inject some coolness into it.

>>58552584
>here's your 104 physical attack bro

>>58557252
>ribbonjobs
Hot…

>>58552459 (OP)
What the fuck do you mean?? Every single battle tower streak you will run into have at least 3 trainers with guarantee 1-Hit KO moves

>>58557303
Until she got like 15+
You better have a first aid kit nearby

>>58557368
kek

>>58557368
shit dude that's a ribboncareer

>>58557262
A lot used it in bw2, it's pretty fun in-game. I kind of wish you could get nosepass way earlier than chargestone cave so you can spend time with it instead of evolving it immediately.

>>58553759
I love this mon but I tried to use it in Platinium and I just... abandoned it.
Such a horrible moveset that was never fixed. (But sadly thats a 4gen thing)

>>58557249
>he's never seen the orbfucker threads on /v/

Throwing my hat into the ring with Lumineon

>>58554845
>grumpig
i love grumpig. i will fuck you in the ass if you dont delete this post.

This fucking thing. Not only is it shitty and forgettable, but it's one of those mons where now every game it's in, you'll be forced to carry the Whipped Dream around in your inventory. At least Aromitasee wasn't replaced by a Pokemon that did its concept better two gens later, like Slurpuff was be Alcremie.

>>58552459 (OP)
>>58552683
>>58553759
I've used these at least once on a team.
>>58554836
I always wanted an Escavalier. And I finally did when I learned how to trade with myself on myboy.
>>58553319
>>58557542
I tried using these but they got kicked off the team for being too shit.

>>58557542
I solo'd plat with based non-caring fish

>>58553207
I like the idea of incineroar a lot more than the execution

>>58553759
Carnivine is carried by a cool design and anime appearances at least

>>58557262
Ive tried. Didnt go well but I tried.

>>58552459 (OP)
Golduck or Seaking?