Thread 58593842

>get to be art director for region based off your own country
>it’s regarded as the worst games, with worst pokemon designs, nobody misses it, and millions of fans hate you
It’s impressive he didn’t an hero

shartranny thread

did you know he designed every jobmon just to piss you off

>>58593842 (OP)
>Tries to get the 90s franchise to like all his shitty 80s movies.
Ghostbusters
Alien
Gremlins

Fucking greatest win when he resigned because he got bullied out of the job by the fans.

>>58593842 (OP)
Galar bad, but Paldea worse.

>>58593883
lmao not even close

>there's in interview where the admit they made curry Galar's thing because Turner convinced them it was an extremely typical english thing, then immediately after, the guy admits that's not really the case
What the fuck was his problem? What did he gain by making Game Freak and the rest of the world think bongs eat curry with berries on daily basis??? Because there are some questionable ingredients (same about paldea sandwiches) but berries are required for some reason, just imagine having a picnic in UK impossible with the terrible weather but imagine and then your bro starts cooking curry with gooseberries, oranges and fucking pineapple

>>58593842 (OP)
He was just art director, bro, not his fault the region design was shit and rushed.

>>58593923
But dude bro he was in charge of the art as the fucking director bro. How do you not understand dude he allowed the shitty gen 8 pokemon to be greenlit bro dude bro
>you're a fucking fag for talking like this BTW.

>>58593908
Brits like to be cunty and get people to do the wrong thing as a "joke." They're pretty subhuman. See, the difference is we laugh at you because *you* did the wrong thing, and that's stupid. They laugh because you're gullible, and *they* convinced you to do it.

>>58593908
Way better than actual british food tbqh

>>58593842 (OP)
Don't forget:
>A good amount of the pokémon you designed/ were in charge off received alternate evolutions/ regional forms / Megas because your "collegues" didn't like your designs

(unironically I'm convinced nips were so fucking mad that this man made 'the tea pokémon' before them so they got their own version and made it strogner, and associated to a very loved character leaving the original one to get nothing and hope it gets forgotten)

>>58593842 (OP)
He immdiately abandoned ship after GF turned on him and took a big fat watery shit all over pUKe.

>>58594019
Is this really why they made Poltchageist?

>>58594043
Well it certainly wasn't because they thought it was so neat it needed something next fucking gen now was it?

>>58593842 (OP)
>left GF
>still gets asked to design Pokemon
>strong resume for the rest of his career, can do whatever the fuck he wants
He won

>>58594019
I honestly tend to associate Carmine with Morpeko the most given her personality but precisely for that I tend to forget Morpeko is a gen 8 mon. And I JUST remembered as I was writing this post that Morpeko was the signature mon of a previous pokegirl, Marnie, she's such a non-character I had to think about how Morpeko fits another waifu better to remember her holy shit what went wrong

>>58593908
>google this
>just get interviews about steph curry
lol why are you making shit up

>>58593842 (OP)
Post the screenshot of him yelling “CUNT”
You know the one

>>58593842 (OP)
Whoever was in charge of gen 9 managed to do even worse, it's amazing how garbage this series has become about design

>>58594068
Post the screenshot of Tajiri, Masuda, and Segumori pointing and laughing while he's on his hands and knees pants less covered in bugs, blood, glass, and his own shit.
>You know the one.
:)

>>58594056
Took 5 seconds of googling
https://www.eurogamer.net/the-story-behind-that-weird-camping-minigame-in-pokemon-sword-and-shield
>"We have a designer actually, called James Turner, who we kind of talked to about this as well, and he confirmed that actually in the UK, curry itself is really really popular," Ohmori went on. Lincoln-born Turner, the first western developer to design a Pokémon for Game Freak and art director on Sword and Shield, is of course absolutely right, we do love a curry. "So, from that way of thinking we thought, well, the kind of experience here where you're camping and making curry, the feeling of it, the meaning of it would still kind of be communicated well to players in the UK, and people who understand the UK as a whole."
>That, I'm not so sure about. Veteran producer Junichi Masuda was also a little more tentative. "In the UK do you usually go camping and make curries?" he asked me. I said not really, to be honest - we're more likely to have a barbeque, or maybe grill something - and he didn't seem too surprised.

>>58594086
And it goes on to say Masuda stated you should put the grilled meat in the curry.

>>58594086
>can't read
the uk for sure loves indian curry and the japs eat their own curry
no one in the uk cooks curry while camping
and berries with bbq sounds even worse lol

>>58594054
>spoiler
Not even being the focus for the villain team of the region could make her relevant

>>58594086
The only thing James Turner said when they consulted him was that the UK loves curry, which is true. The camping minigame was the Japs' doing. Go be a schizo somewhere else like /v/

>>58594112
?
>anon can’t find interview and accuses other anon of lying
>find interview for him and give link
>>can’t read
Ok retard

>>58594128
>provide source
good
>misinterpret the interview
bad
>act like a homosexual
very bad

Warriors rule

>unironic james turner defenders
His godawful taste is why the galar mon designs were so particularly bad
>“I also really like his evolutions a lot”
>https://youtube.com/watch?v=bGSdQ1e4g_k
>2:12

>>58593842 (OP)
On the other hand he designed some of my favorite Pokemon and he drew Area Zero's concept art so he redeemed himself

>>58594144
>bitchposting like a turbofaggot
kek

>>58594109
Yeah I'm putting grilled Miltank cutlet in my curry

>Turner region
>highest concentraction of sexy characters
>Turner leaves
>the ugliest pokemon game ever gets amde

>>58594156
>Pepe post
>is completely retarded
A classic

>>58594043
Not confirmed obviously, but I'll bet both my balls that they were fucking petty that the weird british man thought of the tea pokémon before them

>>58594086
lol so Masuda suspected that the camping thing made 0 sense too? More vindication for him I guess.

>>58593842 (OP)
>millions of fans hate you
more like a couple thousand very loud spergs at most

>>58594156
>yusuke ohmura art directed region (Alola)
>high concentration of waifus and appealing/cool/creative mon designs
>turner region
>highest concentration of terrible mon designs
>female art director region after turner is ousted
>terrible waifus but back to decent mon designs
bring back japanese men

>>58593964
It's subhuman to expose how poor your critical thinking ability is and laugh at you? Jesus fucking Christ, stupidity is not a virtue, burger boy.

>>58594234
No, its subhuman to be British, didn't you read?

>>58593842 (OP)
>worst pokemon designs
thats not Scarlet Violet tho

>>58594301
Indeed, the game with the worst pokemon designs is not SV.

>>58594019
>Golurk and Tatsugiri, two Pokemon designed by James Turner, are getting Megas
>Completely fails to mention Turner also largely worked on regionals or Pokemon that already have super forms like Centiskorch
https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/James_Turner
Like seriously the guy made 4-ish bad designs if we don't count Gigantamaxes, in which case Mega Gengar sucks balls and is a literal soijak, Chonkchu is adorable and Centiskorch is a fantastic design, all his other Pokemon are generally good, Vanilluxe sucks balls and everyone hates it or forgets it exists for good reason, Obstagoon is pretty shit, but not everyone hates it and then you have regular Paldean Tauros and the Fire Breed, Water Breed is the only one that had an ounce of thought put into the design.
Just compare Turner's designs to Megumi Mizutani for instance, she's responsible for two of the shittiest Paldean Pokemon and she barely gets flak for it.

>>58594665
Gigantamax Gengar* sorry for the typo I just woke up.

>>58593842 (OP)
>gets to make a pokemon region based on his country
>makes it a diverse shithole with a brown champion
>brown main evil guy that's not even evil and has a white secretary that's in love with him
>brown main rival with no personality
>strongest gym leader is, you guessed it, a brown guy
>most of the gym leaders are dark-skinned
>white boy that gets sissified
>uses up the stonehenge pokemon idea on one of the worst pokemon designs in existence
>made all the gyms football stadiums even though he probably hasn't watched a football match in its entirety in his life
>even using white english football hooligans as the evil team and using them to depict white people as the problem
>curry curry curry curry curry
>literal indian elephant pokemon

james turner is the perfect example of the modern native englishman. nothing more than jewish owned cattle.

>be obsessed manchild
>sperg delusionally and ineffectually at the direction "your" kiddy moncap game series has taken away from you

>>58594665
The fact that Pokémon designed 6 years ago are ALREADY needing a redesign only strenghtens my point, are you retarded?

>>58594805
Megas are temporary powered up forms filled with life energy, it's not a full blown redesign.
Although now that you spoke of it, it really does feel like Gamefreak does try to push some Megas as redesigns, they fucking hate Feraligatr and made it's Mega a dogshit humiliation ritual design and Baxcalibur on the other end of the spectrum finally feels like it's design was finalized and this is what regular Baxcalibur should look like.

No no, we've moved past Turner. Now Take is the scapegoat for designs we don't like.

>>58594732
Wait did they really build a model of the wild area? That's kinda cool actually

>>58594845
She only designs characters instead of Pokemon though, but yeah the majority of her designs suck absolute ass and look like they don't even fit into Pokemon to begin with.

>>58594112
The very first English language cookbook is called “The Forme of Cury” with Cury being an anglicizing of the medieval Norman French word “queuerie“, cognate to “cookery” in modern English. The word is now applied to Indian inspired dishes in both England and Japan, the Indians don’t use that word themselves, calling the different dishes anglophones call curry “Masala”, Sabzi”, or “Jhol”. Many people think that it’s a back-borrowing from Tamil (their cognate word for gravy is “kaari”), but seeing as people in England had been calling things cury or curry for centuries before having trade contact with the Tamils, this is incorrect.

IOW, calling literally anything cooked “curry” is perfectly acceptable, it doesn’t have to be remotely Indian related.

>>58594987
Interesting. What dishes were typically associated with the term before the 1600s, or was it fully genericized prior?

>>58593842 (OP)
Half of that only happened in your head

>>58594845
>>58594930
Doesn't help they just generally got worse

>>58595144
Sweet fuck this bitch's artstyle is horrid and so painfully generic, I remember some anons posting one character she drew for some random game or whatever and they were joking it was a new Pokemon character, could've fooled me. Hell even Turner's character designs that weren't explicitly made to be jokey like Trozei are miles better than the dogshit Take keeps pumping out, he also made Sada and Turo, which are two of the better designs in recent gens too.

>>58593842 (OP)
He had the disgraced salaryman equivalent, conveniently "deciding to move on to newer opportunities" after a colossal blunder.

>>58595268
Gunpei's situation was genuinely sadder, dude ACTUALLY knew he fucked up and left on his own accord. Bamco were smart to snatch him up

>>58595271
Sorry, Bandai. Forgot they hadn't merged yet

>>58593842 (OP)
>it’s regarded as the worst games, with worst pokemon designs
That's Paldea.

Galar isn't that bad.

>>58595277
lol

>>58594923
Are you enjoying your stay, newfriend

>>58595332
Not new, seasonal. I skipped out on gen 8

>>58594172
They really wasted dunkleosteus, one of the coolest animals ever, on this shit

>>58595277
Underagefag, Kanto and RGBY existed before your parents were born

>>58594086
>>58594805
>/vp/ tries to force a meme for years that regionals are for pokemon gamefreak doesn't like and need a redesign while megas are only for pokemon gamefreak loves and want to boost
>turnermon gets a mega
>WELL ACTUALLY
kek every time, turner derangement syndrome is so funny

>>58595669
whoops my bad curry anon meant to link >>58594019

>>58595095
Forme of Cury was a 14th century book, and it had everything needed to feed a royal court, from soup to steaks and puddings to bread, but it was mostly used by people who served the French speaking elites, the plebes had various forms of our own word, “cookery”, as their dialectal equivalent. As time went on, higher status food started being called a Cury in restaurants, but as England approached the Industrial Revolution, restaurants started advertising more specifically and Cury started to fall out of use.

Around this time (early 1760s), the second wave of cultural exchange with India was occurring, and people were opening Indian food restaurants. Since Masala and Sabzi and Jhol were largely unpronounceable foreign kant, people would advertise Indian Curry or Indian Cookery, and the dying word found new life in this manner.

>>58594987
Yeah no. That's like saying pic related is a katana because katana actually means sword in japanese

>>58594219
>>yusuke ohmura art directed region (Alola)
>>highest concentration of waifus and appealing/cool/creative mon designs
Dude designed all the hottest fucking girls in the series in gen 5-8, why the FUCK did they choose take over him
Ohmura genuinely has a better understanding of anatomy and proportions than take

>>58593864
>>Tries to get the 90s franchise to like all his shitty 80s movies
Xillennial moment. Kinds like Teen Titans Go and Teen Titans(2003). The writers just shitting on the previous version while shoehorning references to their own childhood. Who the fuck under 40 even remembers Alf.

>>58593864
???

>>58595144
>>58595185
It's not bad imo, but it kinda feels like the japanese equivalent of homoglobo

I like take's art and have liked it for like 15 years

>>58593844
don't be silly, shartyniggers aren't old enough to know what "an hero" means

>>58594665
Wait, he ACTUALLY designed the ice creams? I thought that was a fucking joke.

>>58593908
should have been gregg's sausage rolls desu

>>58593908
Tikka Masala is a form of curry and it's common in Britain

>>58595268
How many fingers do you think the yaku I mean nintendo took from Turner

>>58596883
You literally can't read.

>>58596977
I actually can't, please forgive my dyslexia

>>58596935
Not enough.

>>58596982
It's okay bro, not your fault.

>>58594665
>two of the shittiest Paldean Pokemon
Are you talking about the mouse? If you are, then i must disagree. Tinkaton line is also great

This board treats this one Bong like he's Trump. Derangement so bad to the point that you're making fake shit like that pic of objectmons listed as his creations then proceed to seethe anout it.

>>58597105
Comparing the funny monster man to the president of one of the most powerful countries on earth is also gay