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Anonymous No.58594210 [Report] >>58594221 >>58594278 >>58594303 >>58594313 >>58594455 >>58594670
Why were they so stupid?
Anonymous No.58594221 [Report] >>58594245
>>58594210 (OP)
Because Masuda was a shit writer and couldn't think of an organic way to heighten the stakes of the narrative climax while still allowing Maxie/Archie to see the error of his radicalized goals, which is why Cyrus and Ghetsis were subsequently presented as irredeemable monsters because he realized "redeemable bad guys" isn't his forte.
Anonymous No.58594245 [Report] >>58594248 >>58594277 >>58594291
>>58594221
Ghestis is horribly written though.
>both have green hair
>both have the same silhouette
>both are 6'2"+
>both are whiter than an Albino despite spending 80% of their time campaigning outdoors every day of the week
>both have the IQ of a Neanderthal because their plans are so retarded it only works if everyone else is just even more retarded
>not even blood related
Anonymous No.58594248 [Report]
>>58594245
holy mother of schizo babbling, batman
Anonymous No.58594277 [Report]
>>58594245
>plans are so retarded it only works if everyone else is just even more retarded
Have you gone outside for 3 minutes I'm the last 12 years?
Anonymous No.58594278 [Report]
>>58594210 (OP)
You are in a world where a 10 years old can beat people who have dedicated their whole life training pokemon just because he doesn't autistically focus on one type and have a party of 6. The average IQ of a character in pokemon is in the double digit.
Anonymous No.58594288 [Report]
The funniest moment was
"As long as i have this blue orb Kyorge will obey my commands"

his very next action is throwing the orb away to force Kyogre into it's primal state and right after that

"Kyogre! Why aren't you listening to my command!?" and then Kyogre ate his ass

Even funnier is if we're going by Rainbow Rocket and that episode he was saved from death at Kyogre's hands right before it ate him as the episode ended
Anonymous No.58594291 [Report]
>>58594245
Giovanni and Ghetsis are literally the only Pokemon villains whose plans would work irl. One is the mafia and the other is exploiting social mouvements.
Anonymous No.58594302 [Report] >>58594612
"Kyogre! Destroy everything!"
"Kyogre, stop! You're destroying everything!"

Are we sure Archie doesn't have brain damage because holy shit
Anonymous No.58594303 [Report] >>58594330
>>58594210 (OP)
Because you misinterpreted the narrative. The red orb awakens Kyogre because it activates the red patterns on its body, and the reverse for the blue orb with Groudon, who had glowing blue lines in Ruby’s intro and subtly in its official art. The orbs work exactly as intended, but the team leaders didn’t realize the scope of what they were activating. The same color orbs are used to becalm them, as Rayquaza had done with them in the past.
Anonymous No.58594313 [Report]
>>58594210 (OP)
>why didn't they fly on the eagles to mordor
Anonymous No.58594330 [Report] >>58594398
>>58594303
>Kyogre and Groudon look like machines who have energy veins glowing with the color of the opposing orb
>this is why one orb throws them into overdrive and the other shuts them down
I’ll never forgive Ohmori’s fanfiction for completely ditching the duality between land and sea that was present in the original.
>DUDE what if the primals just had uhh yellow lines like Rayquaza and uhh now the intended orb makes them crazy or something?
And other retarded choices like retconning Sootopolis to have been born from muh mega evolution meteor, rather than it being a dormant volcano to meaningfully contrast with Mt. Chimney on the other side of the region. Hoenn was literally a yin-yang of land and sea, but this hack just had to shill his parallel universe dragon cult garbage into one of the most cohesive regions to date.
Anonymous No.58594398 [Report]
>>58594330
Based
Anonymous No.58594455 [Report] >>58594584
>>58594210 (OP)
Could you imagine being stuck between fighting factions of blue themed and red themed retards whose long term plans are absolute nonsense inspired by hyper focused world views?
Anonymous No.58594584 [Report] >>58594596
>>58594455
Are you implying the green party is the solution?
Anonymous No.58594596 [Report]
>>58594584
Great post kek
Anonymous No.58594612 [Report]
>>58594302
Archie is especially stupid because what Kyogre’s going is realistically the only way to make “more ocean.”
Maxie can at least justify his 180. He probably figured Groudon would just use undersea volcanoes to make islands or something in a very non-destructive way. So a massive drought that’d ruin the ecosystem would be unexpected.
Kyogre is just raising the sea level, which will reduce the amount of land. Did Archie somehow think Kyogre could make more ocean without submerging some land?
Anonymous No.58594670 [Report]
>>58594210 (OP)
Didn't teraleak show that RS plot was written for 4 year olds?