Thread 11808924

In my collection.

>>11808924 (OP)
Based!!! I love Donkey Dong!!

holy shit the retro gamer carl winslow guy from facebook is posting here

congrats brother representing

>>11808924 (OP)
I thought you weren't allowed to own those anymore?

>>11808924 (OP)
>>11809119

He looks happy :)

>>11808924 (OP)
Beyond Based

hell yeah brother

>>11808924 (OP)
COCK MONGLER

>>11808924 (OP)
I wish I could remember the last time I looked this happy

>>11808924 (OP)
>the day before Juneteenth
>(hopefuly) joking about buying a slave
In terrible taste

Based bro cosplayed as Winston

>>11808924 (OP)
>that bed
unc is a straight up consoomer

so whats the qrd on this guy? does he have literal autism or something?

>>11809406
With that much mario merch probably but he seems like a cool dude. Autists that show real passion are far better than the cynical jackass autists like most anons here, including me.

Literally the most sovl I've seen on /vr/, godspeed op

are these hard cases aftermarket? or did some games come in them?

my brother was a creep who got an N64 just for Perfect Dark

>>11809406
he posts on some facebook group

>>11808924 (OP)
This picture always makes me sad but I think he's actually probably a pretty happy guy with a loving family

>>11809398
Imagine having to rest your head...on Luigi's butt.

I remember an autistic black guy i was paired up with in elementary school a lot (I am a sperg), he was obsessed with mario and whatnot. He works at a grocery store now, I kinda miss that dude.

>>11809374
I was thinking the same thing

>>11809539
Why does it make you sad?
He's happy and showing off what he has without caring who will call him a loser or whatever.

Be yourself and don't let others tell you it's not good enough for them, cuz it don't matter.

>>11808924 (OP)
Your very own black?

>>11809435
yeah i dont have any problem with him just wondering why i keep seeing him here and on fb.

>>11809773
You're supposed to laugh at him, call him an incel, and then share it with your normie friends who will join in.

Yes, this is how social media works.

I get the same creep vibes from this dude as from that 8bit dude. I'd bet a large sum of money that both have little boys chained up in the basement

>>11809846
In both cases it's most likely just autism (in the 8bitGuy's case, confirmed autism). For the guy in OP it seems to manifest in childlike fascinations and giddiness, in 8BG it manifests as somewhat condescending nerdiness.
If you suggested chained up boys to the guy in OP, he'd probably think "if they're chained up, how could they play videogames with me?" and 8BG would inform you that houses in Texas don't have basements.

>>11809859
>and 8BG would inform you that houses in Texas don't have basements.
kek

>>11809119
>this is not funny
>don't care lol anyway

>>11808924 (OP)
Thank you for sharing and congratulations, OP.

>>11809450
he should hook up with that Perfect Dark chick from the other thread

>>11809406
>adult Mario fan
Anon what do you think
Yes that includes the posters on here

>>11809119
hahaha niggers, hilarious

>>11810360
he's straight married to another fat he met on okcupid long after it was considered dead

>>11809119
KEK

>>11810457
Yep, coons are pretty silly

>>11810360
No, Anon, *I* should hook up with that Perfect Dark chick.

>>11809846
>>11809859
8Bit Guy isn't a creep, he's an autist who met a fellow female autist while working and now they have at least one kid.

His actual flaw is that he always does things before thinking about them enough, which has ended up frying at least two rare arcade cabinets beyond repair.

>>11809435
>Autists that show real passion are far better than the cynical jackass autists like most anons here, including me.

Very true.

i always inherently automatically have some sort of weird sympathy for black guys like this, like i feel bad for them immediately because they're trying hard to be white but you can tell it's broken them and they're rejected by their own as a result

>>11809119
kek gottem

>>11810705
the fuck are you talking about? blacks love nintendo

>>11810705
I have the exact same reaction. Being a black autist must be especially rough.

>>11808924 (OP)
that looks like a vhs tape

>>11809668
Go say hi to him, anon. I bet he'd be really happy to see you.

>>11810726
>Being a black autist must be especially rough.

I didn't want to say anything because it sounds racist af. But yeah it's such a wholesome sight. You usually hear such tragedies when black people are mentioned and there we have this guy.

>>11808924 (OP)
Nice, you even have a real size gorilla bodysuit

>>11809539
>loving family
I need to point out the single person bed and the fact his shirt is not ironed
even if you'd meant living as a family with his parents he's likely not cared for

>>11808924 (OP)
Looks like the guy is living a good life. I hope he is happy.

>>11808924 (OP)
I wish I was as positive about my hobbies, this is cool.

>>11810457
people make these kind of nigger jokes just because of insufferable faggots like. you do know that, do you?

>>11810705
>i feel bad for them immediately because they're trying hard to be white
I won't comment on your statement generally, but this guy in specific is probably neurologically incapable of trying to be anything he isn't. Borderline, if not outright level 2 autism. This is real, childlike joy unhindered by social expectations. That you feel the bizarre need to transfigure this into racial anxiety is the only thing anyone should feel sad about.

>>11811101
>insufferable faggots like myself
Sorry to hear you think so lowly of yourself. Gain some self-esteem, you can do it buddy

OP, thats not you. Lying is a sin, and so is wrath

>>11811101
He hahaha'd along and you're still not happy?

>>11810705
>>11810726
>>11810818
Go outside please.
>I feel bad for this guy because he doesn't conform to my idea of what black people should be like
>Therefore, he is probably treated horribly by other black people and his life is shitter than even a white person with autism because of that
God you guys are fucking retarded. I've known many autistic black people and they are treated fine by other black people. Black people know what autism is.

>>11811340
Sure the ones raised right do. Not the crab bucket hood rats that want each other to stay retarded tho.

>>11810375
Based anon who is a fan of Mature franchises instead

I bet his dick looks like poop lol

>>11811340
>God you guys are fucking retarded
Says the guy without the most basic pattern recognition.

>hurr durr you don't stick your head in the sand like me so ur dumb
kys

>>11808924 (OP)
All jokes aside I wish video games brought me this much joy as they did when I was young. Dk64 was my childhood growing up.

>>11808924 (OP)
Out of everything sad about this picture the shirt buttoned up to his chin is probably the saddest.

>>11811595
Why are you thinking about this man's penis.

This is what it's all about man. That's that joy. Makes me happy to see it.

>>11808924 (OP)
notice how asymmetrical his eyes and mouth is. It has a slight upper tilt to the viewer's left side. I tried to fix him in paint

>>11808924 (OP)
Looks like a nice and modest collection of retro stuff. I'm glad it makes him happy.

>>11810726
I know a black nerd, he's a cool guy. He said he'd get picked on at school for liking to read books, having good grades, playing too many videogames, etc. Apparently not an unusual experience in urban black America.
The way he describes his dad, and I'm quoting him here, is:
>"My dad used to be a real hoodnigger when he was young, but then he knocked up my mom, and he actually straightened himself out. I'm really glad for that."

>>11812707
Humans are asymmetrical by nature. The vast majority of people have a slight asymmetry in their faces, and also some slight asymmetry with their whole bodies. My right pinky finger is a bit bigger than my left one, for instance.
This is also why if you see someone who's had a lot of plastic surgery to make their faces really symmetrical, they tend to look weird and offputting.

>>11811530
Yeah, Sonic.

>>11813354
Only my right nipple is capable of getting hard. The left one just kind of looks sad and dead. Almost inverted at times.

>>11811595
...and there are probably a bunch of women into that.

this thread still being up despite existing solely to bait specific comments and containing nothing relevant to any board on this website is shocking.

>>11816130
The jannies absolutely loathe moderating and it's making this board unusable again. All I want is a place to talk about old video games and all I get are either bait threads or paint sommeliers who still think Sega is still making systems. It was like a week ago when /vr/ was actually healing was it having terminal lucidity or something.

>>11816130
It's one of those posts where you know it's just to bait something racist or the like and the OP is being disingenuous and pretending to be someone else, but there's enough plausible deniability too
/v/ esque posting, basically

>>11808924 (OP)
Can't remember the last time I was this happy. congratz dude enjoy

>>11811340
>feel bad for this guy because he doesn't conform to my idea of what black people should be like

Touch grass, I know all blacks are not gangsters you idiot

Just said it's wholesome you sperg