Thread 11830345

I often find myself ruminating over what a horrible game DK64 was, and what a waste of childhood it was to play it, and it genuinely bothers me when I see people defend it

>>11830345 (OP)
shut it auster ur a faget

Heidout Helm is good and the whole game should have been like it. It even has unique bonus barrels with actual good minigames in them

>>11830345 (OP)
I got the Jungle Green N64 set w/DK64 at launch–as an adult–and played the everloving shit out of it. I don't think I wasted any time with it. I've not revisited it desu, but I enjoyed that playthrough at the time.

>>11830345 (OP)
Holy shit lol

>>11830345 (OP)
I'm so glad the toys r us I went to had a N64 kiosk with this game on it. I couldn't believe how slow and sluggish the game felt compared to DKC or even Mario 64.
I decided to ask my dad for THPS instead because they showed gameplay clips on MTV Loveline when Tony Hawk was a guest and it looked sick and very fast. Little did I know I was getting the way better collect-a-thon game.

Do you think the devs played the game? Probably just little sections

It's a game that gets better the more you replay it imo, knowing where everything is and what to do makes for way less swapping and faster progress, game is also very relaxing to play, just finding shit while exploring the worlds, comfy stuff.
>>11830391
/vr/ contrariarism at its finest

>>11830345 (OP)
I ragequit at the night/day level. Also the puffing fish boss was hot garbage due to the fact they made visibility trash.

DK64 is an actual underrated game

>>11830391
I do like the early AVGN when it was just james with a rolling rock.

I got to the part where diddy is locked behind a cage and then got filtered cause I couldnt figure out how to open it.

>>11830927
IIRC once you get DK's coconut gun you shoot three switches scattered around and the cage opens

This game is difficult in areas. I had some trouble with the jack in the box boss on the factory level. Took me somewhere between 50-100 attempts.The puffer fish one was difficult too.

>>11830345 (OP)
>big atmospheric levels
>lots of gameplay variety
>great music
Yeah, I'm gonna replay it today you faggot

>>11830736
>contrariarism
Early AVGN was far better than the current bullshit he puts out. That's just a fact.

>>11830345 (OP)
There a mod that fixes it.

>>11831258
Careful, you're not talking about video games now.

>>11830345 (OP)
It's literally one of the best games ever.

You sound like a very hateful and toxic person, maybe you should instead ruminate on what a waste of space you are and how everything you spew is diarrhea.

>>11830736
Try the randomizer, it's a blast.

https://dk64randomizer.com/

>>11830345 (OP)
Based post. The faggots here who defend DK 64 are beyond redemption. Abysmal game both then and now.

>>11830345 (OP)
N64 peaked with DK64, it was the best game on the system easily. It's such an overly ambitious masterpiece, the likes we didn't get a successor to until next month this year.

>>11830345 (OP)
Surely by now there's a mod/hack that makes you able to swap kongs at all times? That would go a long way to make it more fun or at least less of a chore, no?

>>11832127
it makes the game a shitty Majora's Mask

What an original thought to display on /vr/. Truly an independent maverick of critical thinking.

>>11832127
>Hey install this mod to turn a shitty game into something 5% less shitty!

Yeah no thanks

>>11832073
I saw a 50-post argument about limp bizkit on this board yesterday. pretty sure I'll be fine.

>>11832395
Well then, last I mentioned the Nerd I got warned and my post deleted.

>>11832127
There is
https://www.romhacking.net/hacks/4961/

But the fundamental problem of the game is that getting (most of) the bananas just isn't that interesting or creative compared to Banjo or Mario 64. So many of them are just like bonus barrels locked behind a fruit gun switch or something

>>11830345 (OP)
It's not that bad but I don't play it without the rom hack like>>11832050 said.

>>11830345 (OP)
Stop the ruminating then. Literally just think about anything else

>>11830345 (OP)
I recently played it because /vr/ seems to like it and I honestly don’t know why. Perhaps it’s because my first DK game we DKC, followed by DKC2/3, but DK64 is the biggest piece of dog shit I’ve ever witnessed.

I watched a Let's Play of this game once out of curiosity, knowing I would never learn about it any other way because even the best collectathons are right on the edge of irritating me. It looked bad overall, but it had some nice character to it in lots of places so I can understand why many people would end up liking it.

how can anyone defend against the failure to display of crucial information that's beyond slight distance, with no fog to let you know that you're missing it, just showing that part of the level as empty? even the paid off reviews stopped to acknowledge 'that ain't right'

>>11830391
where is that from

>>11833137
because the game consists of exploring levels and memorizing the location of items

>>11833143
if they were going to make a blind earthworm simulator they should have used the Jim license

>>11830712
what's the 20's like

>>11833184
>That game you like is a critique of a political, social, or economical ideology I don't like.

>>11832073
what did he mean by this?

>>11833363
>This board is for the discussion of classic, or "retro" games, including consoles, computer games, arcade games (including pinball) and any other forms of video games.

>>11833937
>le off-topic discussing retro game reviewer on retro gaming board permaban immediately

>>11833958
le le le summer kid. I speak of experience. Fine, go ahead and write a blogpost about some youtuber, maybe it will get deleted, maybe not.

>>11833968
what happened?

>>11833184
3 hour video essay about some obscure element

>>11833184
Roaring.

>>11833184
>that game you like was made by a pedophile here are some out of context screenshots from 15 years ago

>>11830345 (OP)
I had a jolly time with it and it introduced my burger ass to mi speccy games. The versus mode was also a good time.

>>11830345 (OP)
Rare was overrated since dk country 2. I remember renting DK64 and then returning the next day. Fuckin retarded shit game

>>11831134
>empty levels with jungle sounds
>you can jump multiple ways
>forgettable music

the real faggot was in you all along

>>11830736
>/vr/ contrariarism at its finest
hating dk64 is the popular opinion

meanwhile people love DK64

>>11836552
What kind of a masochist would want to play that?

>>11836664
it makes a good game into a great game

>>11836825
If it randomizes all the banana colors as well, then God no.

Low effort bait. I honestly struggled with it as a child when I got it, but after finishing it early this year, I had to say it's a solid 8/10. The only chore were the beaver game and the beetle race, as those tend to fuck up.

>>11836664
Randomizers are made by trannies or trannies.

>>11836838
why? they're either a whole string of the same color, or an additional reason to take a character to a part of the level where they have a gold banana. randomizing the banana colors reveals just how misunderstood the game is with a cursory glance.

It’s only awful if you try to collect everything, you should just get the bare necessities.

>My childhood was ruined... because of this game with good production values and tons of hours of content that I didn't even pay for
I want to kick you in the teeth.