Thread 11845083

What's the most ALL-AMERICAN retro game? Hardmode: No westaboo shit like MGS, Earthbound, Silent Hill, or pic related

>>11845083 (OP)
Here it is

>>11845083 (OP)
GTA San Andreas

>>11845083 (OP)
Forget radical Islam. Forget the Sovier Union. Japan has been our number one enemy since Pearl Harbor. No matter how hard these bucktooth slope eyed nips try, they will never comprehend true Americanism.

>>11845114
It's all in good fun, a Japanese idealization of America (not the real America).

>>11845114
They’re more American than Canadians and Mexicans.

>>11845083 (OP)
Freedom Fighters

>>11845083 (OP)
Lemonade Stand

Duke It Out In D.C.

>>11845083 (OP)
Duke Nukem 3D

>>11845114
Post WW2 Japan is an Americanized Japan.

>>11845083 (OP)
Liberty Or Death

this boring shit

based data east

>>11845220
U win

>>11845306
That's bullshit.
Sincerely,
>>11845215

>>11845114
teens pretending to be 70 and performatively hating japan on an anime website is worse

>>11845083 (OP)
>Metal Wolf Chads
sounds like a pretty based game

>>11845215
>>11845306
>>11845867

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJGhOoU-90Y&list=PL43ypn8hPtXA56JXG1VQE-WEpLvyP5mbn

>>11845972
you can't use that word, that's our word

>>11845975
Pretty sure the Protoss kicked the Dark Templar off their world, I can say whatever I want nigger

>>11845083 (OP)
The Ronald Mcdonald game

>>11845870
One of these game series which really could have been cool, if only they had real level design, and not just an empty map with fetch quests. The helicopter was really cool animated.

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Yall dudes don't even bad. You and your buddy go out to save Reagan's ass by kicking the shit out of foreigners and then he takes you to McDonald's.

>>11845083 (OP)
So why did bringing this gem to the USofA took FromSlop almost 15 years?

>>11846179
Kinda wish someone would mod in the translation back to the OG XBox

One of those racing games where all you do is drive in circle

>>11846036
In the NES version, it's George Bush.

>>11846013
I guess there's Battletech: Armored Combat for something similar, but you are impeded by terrain while navigating the map to complete objectives.

>>11846287
see
>>11841348

>>11845876
>70
Boomers mellowed out or developed dementia, the generations who preceded and bitched about Japan forever are all dead or dying at this point.

>>11845083 (OP)
>What's the most ALL-AMERICAN retro game?
Any game that let's you die for Israel

>>11847591
I'm only 35.

NTA but like Japan is overrated anymore. I was a weeaboo in the 90s, it's gay now
>hurrr i luv dbz
>derpaderp im some fat bitch buying one piece shirts at walmart
Most anime isn't even that good it's more of a niche/genre thing than it is like "wow this is the best shit ever" like pretentious midwits pretend, get a personality and read some books fuckin' assclowns you're not deep because you can say konichiwa

2016 was the worst thing to happen to this website

>>11847616
How would you know you got here in 2013 when reddit and Tumblr invaded. Ya ain't over 35 you haven't been here long newfag

>>11845128
>more American than Chinks, Jeets, and muslims
Yes. Corrected that for posterity. And all are tools for the J÷ws

>>11847781
Japs ain't American. They eat fish instead of beef and rice instead of potatoes, drink tea instead of coffee or Monster. They tried to copy American culture more than other nations but that's about it. Better Jap music than most non US or Euro cunts but culturally not at all

Japan has a ritual based "politeness culture" that is exact opposition to the American cowboy/roughneck mentality

>>11845083 (OP)
The objectively right answer.

>>11848048
JOHN MADDEN

>>11847591
I don't care about Japan, it's 2025 not 1987, the mystique of the far east is no longer a thing

>>11845083 (OP)
>No westaboo shit
boohoo nigga

>>11845114
>true Americanism
Their idea of America is just true Americanism++++