I am a cunt's hair away from giving up trying to get Max Payne 1 working on Win10.
I played this on XP ages ago, wanted to replay it, but no fucking patch or compatibility option or anything I've tried helps. It just refuses to work.
is there no fail-safe way to get this shit working?
>just buy the game bro
No.

>>11846690 (OP)
https://www.pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Max_Payne
Fucking retard.

>>11846697
I tried it all faggot, I know what the fuck that website is
It just don't work

play it on pcsx2

I wish I remembered where I have my pirated copy.
I think I had a lot of games on some drive, or even burnt on some dvd, but I can't find any of those anymore ;_;

>>11846701
Then you don’t know how to read and did it wrong.

>>11846701
you didnt try butt-cracking it did you ?
you have to butt the crack then load the tray
dumbass

>>11846756
My crack is too long, it’s embarrassing. :(

>>11846738
>>11846756
turns out the 1.05 patch that came with the pirated copy I downloaded was broken, had to get another one online
thanks anyway
/thread

>>11846701
You did it wrong. Stop being retarded and do it again but correctly.

Game was so ahead of its time

what made Max Payne buzz again? Some eceleb stream it lately?

>>11846720
This.

>>11846690 (OP)
download the repack retard. people always shitting on repacks but when you want an old game to just work out the box pre-cracked/patched and config'd, repacks always deliver

install gentoo

>>11846720
The japanese version in particular

>>11847208
the collective unconscious controls the masses in peculiar ways

>>11849086
What the jap version?

>>11846690 (OP)
play it on xbox, faggit.

Just play it on Xbox Series via BC with frame boost.

>>11846690 (OP)
This but with GTA III, Vice City, San Andreas. None of these games work on Windows 10. Anyone saying they do is a lying piece of shit.

It's impossible. We have to accept that the only way to play these games is PS2 emulation.

>>11849339
It's fully dubbed