Thread 11893509

The Twin Snakes > MGS1
RE1 > REmake

>>11893509 (OP)
RE1 > The Twink Slops > Movie Game Slop 1 >>>> DEmake

"The Twin Snakes" sounds like the name of a gay porn film

>>11893584
Bold and Brash.

>>11893603
>"ohh no, my solid snake hit your metal gear!?"
>"is that a Hind D in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"

>"they found an ocelot in his ass, wielding a revolver. looks like he was deepthroating a metal gear before he died.
>"kinky. whats up with the pool of... stuff around the body?"
>"he had a rock solid snake when we showed up. you'd think rigor mortis, but no. nano machines were being stimulated by his octopus shaped butt plug. it was a decoy... once we pulled the plug, his solid snake turned to liquid, real fast and a bunch of... stuff drained out of his anal cavity. thats how we found the ocelot."
> "ohh, he was a stud. too bad."
>"yeah, a real silver fox."
>"always hate to see it when a fox dies"

RE1 > MGS > REm >> TS

>>11893603
Considering Mei Ling is in it...

>>11893509 (OP)
Everything about Twin Snakes is an abomination. The remade dialogue is stiff and robotic, the QoL changes are unnecessary and ruin the narrative, and several boss fights are made trivially easy. Shadow Moses wasn't made with MGS2 gameplay in mind.

>>11893509 (OP)
Twins snakes isn't a remake it's a retelling

>>11893603
We've always been only 1 bad Kojima idea from Ocelot fucking one of the snakes so you're not far off.

>>11893509 (OP)
Actually...
MGS TTS > REmake > MGS1 > RE1

>>11893751
MGS2 wasn't made with MGS2 gameplay in mind lmao

Aw heck, it's like some dinosaur theme park!

>>11893509 (OP)
trvke

Shit thread

mgs2 has a more robust gameplay system than mgs1 but just haphazardly shoving that into another game doesn't really make it better. if you want mgs2 gameplay with no strings attached you should just play the vr missions in substance.

>>11894073
kkek