>>11925696
See, I discovered the game by pure chance on a ROMs CD with a bundled emulator from a UK car boot sale waaay back.
Just launched the game out of a list of at least a hundred by pure chance, and played it start to finish.
For a game that never launched in Europe, I would've been one of the very few who knew who Ness was in Smash 64.
The battles being text heavy isn't a problem, an absolute fuckload of kids were playing PokΓ©mon on the Game Boy, and they were largely static screens with pretty basic animations. Earthbound by comparison has a lot more detailed enemy sprites, trippy backgrounds, and really flashy special attack animations.
Honestly it being "kiddy" isn't the problem, they went for a somewhat Nickelodeon style marketing campaign and it's not far removed from a Nickelodeon cartoon.
It's more that nobody knew how to market inherently Japanese games internationally in the 90s, it took a generation growing up on Dragon Ball Z and gradually more Shonen merch-pushing anime like PokΓ©mon, Digimon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and stuff like Toonami blocks for games like Earthbound to find an audience.
Honestly if they'd tried launching Earthbound in Europe, I think it probably would've succeeded.