Thread 11917950

Kill all zoomers.

I wish I could say mods don't care anymore, but they do. They care about ruining /vr/, for whatever reason. At this point, we might as well just burn the ship ourselves. Start spamming Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts threads until the entire thing sinks.

>>11917954
>At this point, we might as well just burn the ship ourselves.
what a sane idea, seek help

>>11917959
Do you think any amount of posting in earnest is going to save this whole thing? Do you think they'll just wake up and realize, "hey, you know what, a lot of these 40 year old guys really like talking about old games... let's start pruning the 7th gen threads, it was all a joke guys, haha". No, they're just going to keep allowing increasingly retarded and degenerate shit until the entire board because "/vr/ - Call of Duty MW2 and Super Mario 64 Games". What's the point in saving something rotten? I'd argue the only possible way of saving things is to make the board so incredibly unbearable that they have to dial back. Nice guys finish last.

based sublime bro watching stories tales lies and exaggerations on his CRT

Should have made Amiga and ZX Spectrum threads when you had the chance

>>11917972
if anything we should've made more floigan threads before they updated the hash and word filters

Hey guys, this is Layne Floigley. You might know me as the lead singer of Floigan in Chains (formerly Alice in Chains). By the way, I'm dead. Anyway, I ran into a couple old buddies of mine while I was buying a pack of smokes at the Circle K last week: Floig Jones Jr. and Tyrese Floigson. We used to shoot junk and watch cartoons together n' stuff... it was real cool, man. By the way, I'm dead. Anyway, they were telling me how there was some anti-floiganism going down 'round these parts, and they said I should stop by and have a little chat with you guys. The first thing I want you to know is that I used to be a huge faggot. Everybody thought I was super chill and friendly n' stuff, even though all I ever did was sing about depression, drug use, and suicide. I also invited a guy on stage during one of my concerts and sucker punched him for giving a Nazi salute while surrounded by hundreds of fans and security guards because of how tolerant and brave I was n' stuff, even though I had no problem directly funding murder and child trafficking by buying massive amounts of black market opiates. I even let my girlfriend get fucked by a bunch of old men for heroin money even though I had millions of dollars, because I spent it all on heroin. By the way, she's dead. Anyway, the point is, I was a total douchenozzle n' stuff. Then, I found Floigan, and everything changed. Floigan made me realize how much of a retarded fag I had been. After undergoing floigalysis, I started changing myself for the better: I started regularly washing my bed linens, I got a Costco membership, I read Mein Kampf, I stopped shooting as much junk, and I even started working on the whole me being dead thing n' stuff. Look friend, the fact is... Floigan changed me, and Floigan can change you, too. Just stop like, being all hateful n' stuff. Open your heart and accept Floigan into your life. By the way, I'm Layne Floigley, and I'm dead.

>>11917982
Mods will delete this while leaving up the Mass Effect thread.

>>11917986
yo... yo... yo, now check it...

we was starin' at the blue sky, started feelin' so high,
lookin' for an answer in the clouds as they flew by

sun came out and found one, name was Stolar,
made the man president and fired him (bipolar)

God had the same plan, made the same man,
took him back and left a name in the sand

had a talk with big G, asked him what's the D?
said we had to do for SEGA what Bernie did for we

yeah, life been hard without Saint Bernard,
gettin' by on broken bottles and smokin' the shards

but we knew we had a mission, couldn't be dissin'
loaded the gats and left for khazar fishin'

pulled up, saw a rabbi by the temple
clicked the 9 and left him with a new
dimple

next stop was Mario, put him in the car to go,
had him tied up and beggin' sayin' "I'm-a sorry-o!"

'membered Big Bern, stomach starta turn,
put the gun to the plumber and await the lesson learned

pulled the trigger, no more wahoo,
no more Nintendo and no more jew

looked back at the sky, saw a friend,
he looked down and said "the future is Floigan"

we out.

I'm here chuckling.
told ya /v2k/ was a better idea.
Now you, hasty early zoomers will have to allow your younger brothers and their PSN/XBLA nostalgia on retro.

>>11917974
>>11917982
>>11917986
>>11917994
lol
what is the lore here

DS, PSP, and Wii should be allowed.
>DS: upgraded GBA
>PSP: upgraded PSX
>Wii: upgraded GCN

>>11918003
Australia-kun's final form of his forced bernie stolar meme attempt. High school-tier humor but still miles better than any other of his meme attempts.

>>11918003
>>11918008
ayo, real quick,
lemme drop a dime on ya...

we name is Floigan, that's F to da N,
we come talkin' bout bidness, cuz we ain't no fren

we got dogs in da yard, and a big ol' spliff,
bouta pipe down some shawtys with dem big ol' hips

we got Colt in the can, and a 9 in the hand,
and now it's bout time ya hear da master plan...

we come from the past, to bring some news,
"Floigan Bros. here to fight the jews!"

with muscle, wit and Floigan force,
we return from '01 to correct the course

but we can't do it, not without you,
and not without the man who said Floigan will do

Bernie lookin' down, guardian angel,
saw the future in us when we was still on the table

casting dreams, on a Moigle and a meme,
Big Bern and SEGA brought Floigan to da team

and now it's time, that we done some work,
the junkyard's closed and we loadin' the hurt

the jews on the run, early passover,
it's bout time for Mario to move over

now the dream is cast, and we sellin' out,
but we ain't leavin' on a single doubt

the plumber's dead, and Bernie too,
but the future is bright for Floigan and the crew...

word.

>>11918003
It's a funny meme about the cult classic Dreamcast game Floigan Bros. Mods and jannies hate it for some mysterious reason.

>>11918005
PS5 should be allowed
>PS5:Upgraded PS
>Modern PC: Upgraded old PCs

>>11917996
I'm waiting for a /vr/ altchan or a similar forum to pop up after this place explodes. I'm guessing 2027 or 2028 will be when we get sacked.

>>11918012
>for some mysterious reason.
Because you spam like a schizo, auster.
If you were less stupid, this meme could have worked.

>>11918010
>>11917994
You should get an AI to sing these

>>11918016
be the moig you want to see in the floig

>>11918013
>PS5:Upgraded PS
Not similar at all.
>Modern PC: Upgraded old PCs
The only justification they gave for the PC cutoff date is that it matches the GBA cutoff date.

Final stages of a board is some discord member spamming something that fails to get over so they double down and keep doing it for years on end, making up songs and doing little edits for eternity
someone on pw has been doing it for at least 7 years straight

>>11918021
>read: floigan is end game
Uh, based?

>>11918021
Yo my floiga, Floig Jones Jr. here. I heard you been talkin' mad hate 'bout my boys, the Floigan Bros. That ain't cool my floiga, you feel me? You come talkin' that hate in my hood, we'd be floiggin you up, cuz. Nah, nah... you ain't do 'em like that, you feel me? Now dawg, you be knowin' that Floigan Bros. Episode 1 (available for SEGA Dreamcast home video entertainment system) is some real shit, cuz. Them Floigans be out there fighting and dying for yo ass, floiga. That shit real, that some real shit my floiga. Now I know you might be havin' some, whatchu call, "reservations", 'bout joining up dem Floigan floigas, but lemme tellchu sumfin' my floiga: these floigas real, you feel me? They our future and shit. I mean shit like, they put me in this Floigalysis machine and purified by soul and shit. I got baby blue eye now floiga, shit look fresh dawg. Aight, keep it real.

>>11918020
yeah man, love me some retro Wii motion control games, and Ds touchpad
>It's okay if it's 1 degree of seperation
All consoles are connected by 1 degree of seperation, so if 1 degree makes it okay, that makes every console okay. How did that go over your head?

Even gaystation and shitturn mascots have converted to floiganism. It is OVER for the 7th gen and the tranny jannies. 5.5 gen will rise again.

>>11918036
you're really gonna pretend like they wouldn't have done that sooner if they could've? now i know you weren't alive back then but at the time those features were considered innovative, you could say they didn't make the most of them in many games and sure i'd agree with that but it's the last time the gaming industry at least tried something different

It's mariover.

>>11918050
This. They would have made the PS5 and modern games sooner if they had the tech, so technically they are retro and we should be able to talk about them

>>11918036
>motion control
Already done with the EyeToy.
>touchscreen
Already done with the game.com.
Get off the Nintendo cock and get better arguments for things not being retro. The DS, PSP, and Wii have much more in common with 5th and 6th gen than they have with modern games. They have limited online connectivity, no HD output, and had custom hardware instead of being stripped down PCs.

>>11917950 (OP)
is that moigle floigan?

>>11918016
a two time back to back blockbuster world video game champion AI

>>11918080
POV: you've been asked to move over

yes

>>11918083
>tfw you've been asked to move over
>tfw you move over
I-I don't feel so good...

>>11918071
Ah yeah man, Wii and DS are just the Eyetoy and Game.com!
>Random unfounded accusation of console warring
>Tells me to get better arguments then rambles off some terrible arguments
I am going to make this real simple. Games on those systems still play the same way many games today do. Even PS2 games share many of the same traits. The top Nintendo games like Mario, Mario Kart, Animal Crossing etc. play almost the same as games on Wii or games using touchscreen DS controls did. They still do RE4 over and over (Last of Us). It is not retro because it is missing a port on the back or isn't the same definition on your tv. You can talk about those systems on v and have tons of replies.

>>11917950 (OP)
shitposting aside, this is a pretty kino pic.

> The top Nintendo games like Mario, Mario Kart, Animal Crossing etc. play almost the same as
They play the exact same way as they did on retro consoles from 30 years ago. Nintendo isn’t exactly known for changing up their formulas.

>>11918030
Please die

>>11917950 (OP)
is than an entity or I'm tripping?

>>11918106
Tyrese Floigson here; professional actor, model and hip-hop recording artist. You might remember me from my roles in blockbuster summer hits such as "2 Fast 2 Furious" and "Baby Boy", or my vocal work in the 1994 Coca-Cola commercial, "Always Coca-Cola". I got a call the other day from a good friend of mine, Floig Jones Jr. He said there's been some serious anti-floiganism going on around here. I think my floiga Floig J already had a talk whichu 'bout this, but I just wanted to weigh in and offer my two cent: you gotta know, racism ain't cool, floiga; 'specially not anti-floiganism. Floigans is good people, and they ain't never hurt a fly. I don't know where all these negative connotations and what not be coming from, but it's gots to be stoppin' right now, yo. We all needa to come together and find a resolution to our issues without resorting to hatred and violence. If we all work together, we can live a peaceful, prosperous life on this here earth... and ain't that what we all really want? Just a little peace? I once had a friend named Paul, he's at peace now. We all need to be more like Paul. Let's just work together and figure this out, you dig? By the way, make sure to check out my boy Rob Floigdek's newest season of Floigdiculousness, airing tonight 8/7c on Floigcast TV. Don't miss it.

IT WAS ALL A DREAM(CAST)
I USED TO READ FLOIGAN MAGAZINE

>>11918025
Hah, you wish.
What will happen is, 7th gen will be allowed, and even LESS people will care about Spectrum and Amiga.
Get ready for Wii and DS zoomers, auster! Hahahahahah

>>11918118
>he thinks Wii, DS, Spectrum and Amiga weren't all just equal-part ingredients in creating the Philosopher's Stone known as Floigan
Lol
Lmao

>>11918114
why does this picture exist? what the fuck is going on?

“I can’t Sneed” - last words of George Foligan before a jannoid knelt on his neck

>>11918139
Thank Bernie it was George Foligan and not Moigle Floigan

May as well just let it go at this point. They already ruined the board as a real retro board.
Being able to talk about Wii shovelware would at least give us fuel for new threads.

>>11917950 (OP)
in the final hour, /vr/ posts its most based thread (OF ALL TIME)

>>11917964
Dude, you call whatever you've played in your childhood or older "retro". That, or just "le youtube conventional retro era" is literally your definition, no matter how much you'll deny that.
Might as well just rename the board to "millenial gaming nostalgia".