But why the Sega SATURN?
Saturn (the planet) is only the second largest member of the Solar System plus it has that gay earring.
Why not the Sega Jupiter? Or if it's about alliteration, what about the Sega Sun? Or Sega Station?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:42:50 PM
No.11923448
>>11923451
>>11924245
No idea about the console but I have a feeling this planet is about to shout "BROOOOO WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LMAO" at me
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:45:22 PM
No.11923451
>>11923448
The Fred Durst of planets.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 12:49:52 PM
No.11923463
>>11923467
>>11923438 (OP)
It's Sega's sixth (6nd) home console and Saturn is the sixth (6rd) planet from the sun
The masonic conception of God is that of a 'Grand Architect'. An architect works with pre-existing matter to build and is thus, not a creator. So the masons, as well as the majority of western esoteric schools of thought, view God as a platonic demiurge. They associate this architect with the planet Saturn, the planet said to occupy the highest level of heaven known as the 'seventh heaven' in many occult cosmologies. In-fact, the freemasonic square and compass symbol is fashioned after the Babylonian seal of Saturn.
When we look at the Genesis creation account through this lens, the serpent, or Lucifer, is seen as the hero who liberates man by providing him with knowledge of the true reality that is being hidden from him. So in a very real sense, freemasonry is a satanic philosophy.
Unfortunately many have fallen for this deception. This conception of God is simply a weak attempt at justifying a rejection of the morals presented by God for man to follow.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:22:03 PM
No.11923497
>>11923438 (OP)
>Why not the Sega Jupiter?
Jupiter was a thing, it just wasn't released
>why Saturn
6th Sega console. I hope I don't have to explain more
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 1:23:06 PM
No.11923502
>>11923438 (OP)
There are things larger than our sun. Why not the Sega All Reality and Unreality Times Infinity?
Because Saturn is the coolest looking planet
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:24:46 PM
No.11923603
>>11923615
>>11923467
If Satan controls the world, why did he let the Saturn fail?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:30:19 PM
No.11923613
>>11923438 (OP)
to open the door for a later console called Jupiter
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:25:34 PM
No.11923692
>>11923473
nah you just want a scapegoat for the failure of abraham
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:27:39 PM
No.11923696
>>11923438 (OP)
Everyone of your ideas was worse than the Saturn OP. Bad job
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:57:30 PM
No.11924093
>all Saturn threads
It's the old portal that lead us here. The ring is the identifier.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 7:07:16 PM
No.11924103
>>11923615
it was named the saturn because it was segas 6th console thats not schizoposting
Sega used planets for internal code names
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:21:58 AM
No.11925441
>>11923438 (OP)
Sega Saturn is a nice alliteration you fucking faggot.
That's literally all there is to it.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:26:31 AM
No.11925445
>>11923438 (OP)
Sega Jupiter sounds retarded
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 6:40:30 AM
No.11925474
>>11926020
>>11923473
Unfathomable based. Anyone wanting to seek knowledge and learn how to control your body and mind should check out Dianetics.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 1:21:10 PM
No.11926020
>>11925474
Good one, anon, as if I would be stupid enough to get sucked in to an obvious weirdo cult like Scientology.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 3:42:37 PM
No.11926171
>>11926178
>>11926201
>>11924110
Ah yes, the Sega Earth Star.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:00:56 PM
No.11926201
>>11926171
But the arrow from "Earth" has been crossed out.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:04:28 PM
No.11926206
>>11926223
>>11928631
>>11926198
There were modems for the Saturn and XBAND games.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:09:44 PM
No.11926218
>>11923473
The serpent couldn't be Lucifer. It was just a snake. Lucifer, a fallen angel, came much later.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:11:28 PM
No.11926223
>>11928631
>>11926206
Will look it up later, am drunk as fuk right now, but wasn't the internet dogshit in most places then?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 4:44:13 PM
No.11926260
>>11923438 (OP)
What do you mean? They just continued their planetary naming scheme from the planet Mega Drive.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:26:08 PM
No.11926754
>>11923438 (OP)
If it were called anything else, we wouldn't have that cool S style logo for the Saturn.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:49:42 PM
No.11926817
>>11923561
>>11926592
It's not the planet that's cool, but the stuff around it
Much how the most interesting thing about the Saturn is the lore surrounding it, not the actual games
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:57:21 PM
No.11927034
>>11924110
But nothing for poor Uranus :(
>"Sonic Goes to the Dentist", only on Sega Uranus!
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 10:38:25 AM
No.11928631
>>11926223
>>11926206
Saturn netplay was unfathomably based and futureproof to Sega's and their partner's shitty business practices. It just works over an analog phone line via a direct connection. You can't connect to the Sega server anymore to find other players, but if you have a phone line and the phone numbers to other players, Sega Saturn netlink never went offline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WbCkiXl4zw
