Just beat this dumb boomer game. Didn't really like it. Too hard and not in a fun way - enemies just sort of appear and kill you. Sonic 1 was better.

>>11924328 (OP)
>enemies just sort of appear and kill you
>which never happens in sonic 1
shit larp or shit opinion aside, blogpost spam threads are cancer and you should have something more interesting to say next time you decide to pretend anyone gives a shit what you think

>>11924328 (OP)
>too hard
it's one of the easiest and casual friendly retro platformers out there

>>11924328 (OP)
dumb children game*

I have a strange, inexplicable feeling that brown hands created this thread.

>>11924373
ofc, only cumskins are too shameless and tasteless to like Donkey Crap

>>11924328 (OP)
If you thought DKC was hard, wait until you get to the end stretc of DKC2, especially some of the Lost World levels.

>>11924381
Sad.

>>11924328 (OP)
They hate him because he spoke the truth.

>>11924336
>picrel
the fuck? what shitty advice. cats don't take correction like dogs, acting that way is just gonna harm your relationship with your cat

>>11924386
>that bitch face
Diamonds

>>11924328 (OP)
If you find DKC too hard, this is not the board for you.

Also I know I'm replying to bait, already signed the consent form.

>>11924606
how do you make your cat not do something then

>>11924328 (OP)
you are such a fucking cretin. why do you think what you wrote is worthy of a thread?

Should've played the superior pre-rendered CGI platformer.

>>11924328 (OP)

Just say you suck, no shame in it or anything

>>11925006
you don't. cats do what they want to do. at best you can teach them not to do something when you're in the room, by teaching them you're a crazy asshole who will yell at them for doing what they want to do. then they'll do it whenever you're not around and they'll trust you less and feel less safe around you.
they're not dogs, they're not wired to please humans, and you can't use the same conditioning. best bet is offer an alternative. if they want to scratch your couch, put up a scratching post in that spot so they scratch that instead. if they want to get up on the counter, put up some cat shelves or cat trees so they can get up off the ground that way instead.
cats are magnificent creatures but in their little minds anything they choose to do is correct and righteous simply because they chose to do it. trying to get in the way of that just makes them dislike you.

>>11925206
I beat up cats for fun sometimes

>>11925225
you're a piece of shit and I wish you ill.

>>11925006
Stop trying to exert your will on cat

>>11925206
>>11925373
life is unfair when you mix their catnip with THC

>>11925384
t. frankie muniz

>>11924328 (OP)
>On a board devoted to old games
>Refers to an old game as a "boomer" game because that's a slur for being old
Are you okay? You seem quite incoherent.

>>11925387
crisis of identity

>>11924328 (OP)
>enemies just sort of appear and kill you
You're supposed to memorise their locations.
>Too hard and not in a fun way
The necessity to avoid mistakenly thinking the difficulty is not fun is part of the challenge. You have to focus your mind and release any distracting thoughts of that nature.

BTW, did you 101% the game? If not, you didn't really beat it.

>>11924328 (OP)
Bro got filtered by the rhino

I miss my cat lads :(

>>11925006
gentle application of water gun, or the closing of a strategically selected door

>>11925463
>You're supposed to memorise their locations.

I think you're getting ahead of OP, who hasn't even fully grasped the "using one's eyes to recognize whether an enemy has appeared" technique

>>11925654
all a water gun teaches your cat is that you're an asshole with a water gun.
they're still gonna do whatever you're trying to stop them from doing when you're not around.

>>11925206
wtf i hate cats now

>>11925387
>old thing is for old people
wow it just doesn't make any sense

>game is called Donkey Kong Country
>takes place on an island

This game doesn't fuck around. In only the second level they sabotage the visibility, and then you quickly find yourself making perfectly timed barrel jumps. And it won't let you save whenever you want, you have to clear a set number of levels first. It's a good game though.

>>11924328 (OP)
Donkey Kong Country is Sonic gameplay is Sonic was good.

>>11924328 (OP)
Did you find all the secrets?

>>11926383
words are ancient, which is why you don't read

>>11926395
it's Madagascar