Thread 11928589

Nobody can say I didn't beat the game

Now try an actually challenging game.

Y not. SMB1 and 3 had warps. There's a speedrun category for any % where people go exactly this route. SM64 can be beaten with what, zero stars?

>>11928603
>SM64 can be beaten with what, zero stars?
It takes significantly more skill to beat it with zero stars than 120 stars

kwab

Did you find all these secrets blind the very first time you played the game??

>>11929573
I did as a young slavechild. It unlocked chocolate world or some shit. Didn't play again as I always had some of disinterest for Mario, even after I beat 64 I found Yoshi and then was like fuk it. Super Mario RPG and Troubkemakers are what stuck with me.

>>11929573
I am pretty sure I didn't even realize what the red levels meant back then. The only secrets I knew about for sure were the Top Secret Area and the Special Zone because I recall watching the old GamePro show from the 90s talk about it.

>>11929596
>It unlocked chocolate world or some shit.
That's just world 6. you get there normally.

>I beat 64 I found Yoshi and then was like fuk it
Unless you have near-speedrun level of skills in wall-kicking, you can only get to Yoshi by 100%ing the game. That includes getting 100 coins in every level.

>>11928589 (OP)
I wouldn't say that...

>>11928589 (OP)
True. That's the point of the warp levels though; it's kind of the equivalent of SMB3's whistles, but it's made redundant by the fact that the game also added a save feature.

>>11929630
What are you talking about? SMB3 had saves. So did the original SMB1 and 2, even that weird Lost Levels spinoff.

>>11929596
>I did as a young slavechild
You played SMW for the first time and completely without prior knowledge, you found the secret exits to donut plains 1, donut secret, and secret ghost house, AND also figured out all the secret exits to the Star World and made it to bowser. All on your first time.
Right.

>>11929661
Just so you know, >>11929596 isn't the OP, I'm the OP, I'm also >>11929612

>>11929612
Yoshi is only there if you have all the stars. I was able to get up there as a kid but I don’t remember how I did it, I’m sure I read a guide somewhere.

>>11929656
This sort of blunt stupidity would have been too obvious as bait a couple years ago, but it's depressingly believable for current /vr/ standards

>>11929621
I don't like this guy anymore. He's a miserable prick.

>>11929840
So I looked it up, are the YouTube videos w people riding Yoshi a hack or like a GameShark thing? Or is that possible in the base game and all he does is that ridiculous tease at the end before jumping off.

>>11930048
He always was, even 20 years ago.

>>11929621
>Im going to randomly post a picture of my penis in a community that is made up at least half underaged people. Then continue bringing it up again and stuff socks in my underpants.
This really happened. Why hasnt he been outed as a pedo yet?

>>11929661
I did. I got the game on Christmas and beat it at about 6:40am the first day that school started again by taking the shortcut through star road. Get fucked retard kids used to be smart. It’s directly connected to why I’m good at sports have money and got married while you still live in a hovel collecting mommy’s neetbux

>>11930485
I felt based when I was 6 or 7 and I was showing teenagers how to get the Green Switch Palace and other secrets.

>>11929661
not that anon but yeah i beat the game first day i had when i was 8 years old using the star road before even going into the dome
thought it was cool as hell that you could even do that
beating the rest of the game and finding all the exits did take a lot longer

>>11930485
>>11931710
If you're not lying, then you were indeed smart kids.
It took me probably a couple weeks/months to even find the first star road. By that point I definitely had already seen the dome

>>11930048
No, I've seen his old streams from like 2015 as they're still up on his YouTube page. He was way more chill 10+ years ago.

>>11930048
That's what happens if all you do is just stream games for years and eat shitty fast food every day, with most of your daily social interactions consisting of le funny twitch comments.
I wonder what really happened with J&M Mondays behind the scenes?

>>11930251
underage faggots willingly look up much worse shit on the internet daily

>>11932313
So? Hes still showed and talked about his penis in front of a bunch of minors who never asked.

>>11932425
theres this whole reddit community that started as anti-matei in response to matei banning people from the official cinemassscre subreddit, and over the years, the reddit guys started getting severe brainror by laughing at james, following the screenwave era, etc. And now, "mike matei was the real avgn all along" is the surprising new narrative and mike is respected among the reddit meme lords.

>>11932516
AVGN was just a reskin of Doki Doki Matei all along

>>11928603
speedrun.com doesn't have any% for SMW since "0 Exit" exists. This particular route is called "11 Exit"

>>11929667
This is why everyone should use tripcodes

Oh, it's been a while since I had to use a filter for a tripfag here on /vr/

>>11932516
I dont get it. Hes still a piece of shit to me.

>>11932221
They're not lying. But they aren't smart kids. They first "played" (emulated) the game last year and beat it easily using cheats, rewind, etc.

>>11928589 (OP)
You beat the game king

>>11932831
I was the kid who found all the secrets and was respected as the video game master, even to teenagers. However, thats just because I didnt have many hobbies and played the games more than most. Since you didnt have an infinite amount of games like kids do these days, youre going to spend a lot of time trying to make the most out of the games that yoi have, and eventually run into secret stuff overtime.

>>11932549
Curious, speedtrannies deserve the rope though.
>0 exit
You did not beat the game, pure cancer of a "category"

>>11932845
But you found your way to bowser's castle without even entering vanilla dome?
I remember not being able to find the first donut plains secret because I wasn't good enough at flying, I only got to it after I found the green switch palace (thanks to a magazine tip)
And then it wasn't until later that I found out about the secret ghost house big boo fight, that one is well hidden (but I found that on my own and was proud of it).
Eventually I became a master of smw and could fly wherever I wanted and get all secrets without needing any color blocks. But the way there wasn't instantaneous to me.
What I can't remember is if I first got to Bowser through Star road or regular path, but at that point I had seen most of the game, I remember getting filtered hard on chocolate island so I might have found my way through Star world, not sure.

>>11928589 (OP)
>emulator
you didn't beat the game

>>11932831
dude i'm 42 years old lol
all the secrets in SMW have some pretty obvious hints leading you to them, except maybe the top secret zone which i found right away just cause i went into the ghost house with a cape, flew up and hit the roof and wondered if there was a gap to get into it and nice there was

>>11929867
Current /vr/ average age is less than 18

>>11933102
There's no way. Broccoli hairs don't care about these old games.
God, I hope.

>>11932874
Yeah I figured out all 96 exits myself. I remember the last one I found was the Cheese Bridge secret exit. It felt satisfying when the next time I turned on the game, I had a star next to my save file.

>>11933076
>dude i'm a 42yo kid who "beat" the game in an emulator last year using cheats and a guide

>>11933381
You seem agitated.

>>11933306
>I remember the last one I found was the Cheese Bridge secret exit. It felt satisfying when the next time I turned on the game, I had a star next to my save file.
last one for me was that stupid chocolate island level with the second exit that just loops the other way
i remember not having any idea wtf was going on in that level and dreaded the idea of it being the last exit, took a lot of random messing around to get it lol

>>11929621
Damn Mike is so based

>>11928589 (OP)
Correct OP, we will never tell anyone that you didn't beat the game

Your dirty secret is safe with us

I like Mike. I like James. I don't care about retarded internet drama. That's all.

>>11932845
>i found all the secrets. on a website
You certainly are that kid.

>>11932228
interacting with the world made me a more miserable prick these past 10-15 years, too. It's an effort not to become jaded and cynical with time and I applaud everyone that can withstand the constant drag the world puts upon you.
Being a streamer/internet person must make this even worse and harder.

>>11934174
No i didn't. Nobody had internet back then including me.

>>11934796
Yes you did. You're a larping zoom zoom.

>>11935690
Im pushing 40. What's your fucking problem? Get a life

>>11929573
you absolutely can

>>11935937
Very unlikely for it to be on your first try though

>>11935728
>Im larping 40
lol. If you were anywhere near 40 you'd be able to do basic math and see how the numbers can't possibly support your larp. Even worse, I "had internet" before you're even pretending to have been born. You're just another little larper making shit up trying to impress the other children.

>>11936096
Dude, shut up, Im probably a decade older at least.
I was born in the mid to late 80s. I got SNES with SMW in 1992 and 100% the game sometime next year. I didnt get the internet until 1995, and I remember the Oklahoma City bombing the same year because a relative lived there and my family couldn't reach him (he turned out ok). I remember making up "let's kill barney" songs with my elementary school friends, Halloween 93 having 95% of kids as Power Rangers including me.
Seriously, fuck off, you might as well be a zoomer larping as a millennial or Xer because you're embarrassed most of your generation are failures at being functional human beings, despite you being no better than them.

>>11936232
>Im probably a decade older at least.
lol. Yes, you probably are a decade older at least in your larp than you are irl. You can't even decide what year you want to larp as being born in. What an embarrassingly weak larp.