Thread 11930884

Reject Golden Axe
Embrace Karnov

>>11930884 (OP)
Ah yes, world famous rivalry between Golden Axe and Karnov

>Strongfat supremacy
Based.

>>11930884 (OP)
>left not possible without roids but right is....
Was going to call you a fag OP but you are more correct than wrong.

>>11930884 (OP)
Looks wise Karnov actually reminds me of this fat ass plumber I met once. Guy was obese but as soon as I shook his hand i knew this guy was not to be messed with. Easily one of the strongest handshakes I have ever had the honor of shaking.

>>11930916
Left probably has magic roids, though. Those don't give you bitch tits and heart attacks like IRL drugs.

>>11930884 (OP)
Rastan > Karnov

and yet karnov prefers spitting fire to physical combat, curious

If Karnov is so great then why did the loansharks take his kidney?

Why would you even bother with a baby face like that

>>11930884 (OP)
>>11930910
>>11930916
lol, obese

>>11931736
He easily looks 30/40-something with those lines on his face

>>11931817
game protagonists can't be older than 25, like mario

>>11930884 (OP)
>strongest man in the world
>his main attack is spewing fireballs

>>11931817
Nonsense, just a mere 17 year old highschooler as japan envisioned.

>>11931817
Low bodyfat gives you awful face folds

Okay game but needed more level variety and more songs. A sequel on the SNES or Mega Drive would have been a great opportunity to improve upon it.

the arcade version at least is bullshit designed to bankrupt kids before they got anywhere near beating it

>>11932632
Damn, no arcade near me ever looked crappy like that

>>11932267
I think just more songs alone could have saved it. The actual gameplay mechanics were pretty fun once you got used to how fragile Karnov is and I always liked the unique atmosphere/setting. But having a single song for all levels was ridiculous.

>>11930884 (OP)
Karnov is a character that sums up Data East perfectly, creative and memorable at the expense of commercial success

best port coming through

>>11931585
CHADnov has unlimited magic.

>>11932864
and yet he has to hope he finds ladders lying around and then carry them in his hands

>>11930884 (OP)
>fucked a genie and sired a half-breed qt (allegedly )
Nice.

>>11931585
>>11931834
He long since maxed strength and melee skills, he's now focused on range and magic gains.

i kneel to chat CHADs
t. fat chad

>>11930884 (OP)
I'd rather have the body on the left. Everyone should.

>>11930910
Wario was one of my first video game crushes desu.

>>11931817
people back then spent all day in direct sunlight and aged much faster

>>11932906
>implying your character is the daughter of another classic character you don't even own

What did Matt Bozon mean by this?

Nothing makes you appreciate fat man strength like seeing your plumber bear hug your 80 gallon water heater to move it.

>>11933313
Nice. Mine was K. Rool.

>>11930910
>TFW I look like and am built like Wario
It's an odd feeling

>>11932843
based Tiger Handheld enjoyer

>>11933297
You choose CHA over STR? Shamefur dispray!

reject Karnov
embrace Chelnov

>>11931736
>zoomers are aging so poorly that a typical 30 year old man looks "babyfaced" to them

>>11936074
Yea, you don't look like that?

>>11933313
Interesting. How? Isn't Wario supposed to be intentionally ugly?

>>11936209
Fags are attracted to gross things.

>>11933834
He does have a really nice belly...

>>11936209
Not sure. I've just always had a thing for stocky, manly, piggish men. Guys who are well mannered and who take really good care of themselves feel a little too domesticated for my tastes. To me, it can come off as a little feminine, and sometimes even slightly pretensions.

>>11936224
Most gay guys have a preference for very clean, conventionally attractive men. Take a peak at the most popular gay porn stars. They're not a bunch of "Randy the trucker" types, that's for sure. That sort of thing is, unfortunately for me, rather niche.

>>11936294
You're a fag and you like poopdick.

>>11936301
This. Worms were a mistake.

>>11936294
>That sort of thing is, unfortunately for me, rather niche.
Fuck off, daddy bears is its own entire sub-genre of gay porn. I know because sometimes I see hints of it when I look for shemale porn.

>>11936334
the moral of the story is that faggots ruin everything

>>11936318
Sure. But it's a fairly niche sub-genre, and not a lot of it appeals to me. Like most porn, it's usually rather sanitized. Sort of the opposite of what I'm after.

Gas this thread

>>11936361
>most viewed gay categories
>straight guys
???

>>11930884 (OP)
Shantae's poppa....

>>11931736
>Mom said it's my turn to play Pokemon Stadium

>>11936516
Gays want nothing more than to seduce hets to the dark side, if you know what I mean

>>11936516
Seeing how it's in mostly leftist countries, this is mostly talking about Str8 2 G4y porn.
But if course the right-wing countries are trying to wing it to their colonizer/white savior fetish.

>Karnov
>fat

>>11932843
hey I owned that