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Anonymous No.11940781 >>11940790 >>11940818 >>11941837 >>11941860 >>11941894 >>11942147 >>11942239 >>11942459 >>11942476 >>11942556
3d gaming is modern
All 2d games are better than all 3d games. 3d games = modern gaming, and modern gaming = shit. My taste is superior to your "taste". With the exception of a couple 3d fighting games, no 3d games are truly worthwhile
Anonymous No.11940782 >>11940846
What about shooters and racing games, pajeet.
Anonymous No.11940790 >>11940846
>>11940781 (OP)
You can have 2D, just keep your dirty poor hands off my 3D games.
Anonymous No.11940818 >>11941841 >>11941847
>>11940781 (OP)
but what about 4D games?
Anonymous No.11940826 >>11940846
OP is a zooming shitposter trying to make old gamers look bad, but I'm sure at least half of this neo-/vr/ is dumb enough to fall for it.
I bet this chart isn't even is.
6American6Metal6 No.11940846 >>11942059
>>11940826
Born in the 80s, fuck off late millennial who only ever played this shit on emulators anyway. Did you own a Sega Genesis? No?
>>11940782
>>11940790
Mumble rap zoomers, no taste in any medium.
Anonymous No.11940905 >>11940942
What the fuck is up with all these threads, are we being raided?
Anonymous No.11940942 >>11940948
>>11940905
We've been raided since 6th gen was allowed and the zoomers migrated. Now it's all "EVERY 2D GAME SUCKS BECAUSE I ONLY EXTEND NOSTALGIA TO EXACTLY 1997"

And that's the sad part, these idiots think nostalgia is why we like games and try to mimick us. We like old games because they're actually better, they like them because the shitty cgi models make them feel nostalgic since the gameplay is literally the same as new games.
Anonymous No.11940948 >>11940959 >>11941159
>>11940942
I am not talking about zoomers I'm talking about retarded /v/-tier shitposting threads like yours
Anonymous No.11940959 >>11941241
>>11940948
OP is some deranged namefag from /co/
Anonymous No.11941159 >>11941261
>>11940948
>the people causing the problem aren't the problem, it's the people responding
Oh, you're a "cuck hold", back in the locker.
Anonymous No.11941241 >>11941350
>>11940959
>/co/
Gee, that explains the quality of this board a lot...
Anonymous No.11941261 >>11941350
>>11941159
The fuck are you even blabbering about?
Anonymous No.11941350 >>11941356 >>11941359
>>11941261
Do you see the five threads bitching about Super Metroid, or any classic SNES/Genesis game on a daily basis that never were here so rampantly before and are obviously made by people who only say games from the late 90s-00s are good?

If not, you're a fucking idiot.

>>11941241
>/vr/ and /co/ have no crossover
Another newfag, there's no other board with more crossover considering 80s-90s gaming was littered with more /co/ games than any other era
Anonymous No.11941356 >>11941363 >>11941832
>>11941350
>>/vr/ and /co/ have no crossover
Yes, it's true that I'm a newfag, but even I can recognize a few /co/ personalities when I see them. >>11651414
Anonymous No.11941359
>>11941350
I agree, this place is not for you so you can go back to /v/ where all the real gamers gather
Anonymous No.11941363
>>11941356
>there's no other board WITH more crossover
There goes my reading comprehension. Still, it's a red flag when Famicom of all people is on here.
6American6Metal6 No.11941832 >>11941838
>>11941356
Well uh, it like is what it is brah? The 90s is when a lot of /co/ properties were most popular as well as when they had the most video games, so use your brain. Comic books, cartoons, and video games also all had major renaissances/improvements in the 90s with shit from both forms of media still being considered some of the best and just even if not good, tons of shit still coming out that was both.

If you don't like it, go to /v/, because there isn't much of that these days.
Anonymous No.11941837
>>11940781 (OP)
oh, fuck off with this
Anonymous No.11941838 >>11941851
>>11941832
>properties
It appears you've mixed "personalities" with "properties". Let me be extra clear, I meant schizos. No shit there's going to be discussion of licensed games on here.
Anonymous No.11941841
>>11940818
Any 3D game is a 4D game.
Anonymous No.11941847 >>11942351
>>11940818
That looks pseudo-3D to me.
6American6Metal6 No.11941851
>>11941838
The point is, the biggest TMNT fans are 80s-90s kids, likewise X-Men, Spider-Man, Batman, blah fucking blah. This is also the basis timeframe of the board, dumbass. Only lately 00s shit was allowed, those of us who made this board, are 80s-90s kids.
Anonymous No.11941860 >>11941961
>>11940781 (OP)
>2D games are praised for their challenging and precise gameplay
>OP picks 4 of the most casualized, braindead, mindless 2D action games on the market
what did you mean by this, genuinely?

Super Metroid, Mega Man X, Shinobi 3, Sonic 3 actually all have the same problem that you are so overpowered and overtuned and enemies pose zero threat whatsoever to the point where it's near impossible to actually die without deliberately trying to do so. Just play a walking sim at that point.
Anonymous No.11941894
>>11940781 (OP)
If not for 3D videogames would have stagnated at being 98% mascot platformer sonic ripoffs and copypaste shmup slop and there would have been a second gaming crash by 1998.
Anonymous No.11941917 >>11942024 >>11942239
could have at least chose better 2D games
Anonymous No.11941939 >>11941974 >>11942750
This is what OP looks like by the way.
6American6Metal6 No.11941961 >>11941967 >>11941969 >>11942002
>>11941860
I judge games based on quality, not difficulty. Lack of glitches, cohesion, no cheapness, etc

MM1 for example is a shitty broken game you cheese with a glitch , and the art looks gay too
Anonymous No.11941967
>>11941961
For me, glitches 100% make the game. It's what makes speedrunning so fun.
Anonymous No.11941969 >>11941982
>>11941961
>being a polished turd means the game is good
>even if it has zero challenge or stakes, and requires zero skill, focus, thought, or strategy
LMAO. 3D games, specifically walking sims, are right up your alley, champ.
6American6Metal6 No.11941974 >>11941978 >>11941979 >>11942116
>>11941939
And you're Gen z, black, Asian, and listen to beta male rap. Thanks for allowing me to insult you cumshitter
Anonymous No.11941978 >>11941981
>>11941974
NTA, but I shouldn't have to turn my head sideways in order to get a good look at your neckbeard.
Anonymous No.11941979
>>11941974
You act like a woman.
Anonymous No.11941981
>>11941978
Also
>IMG_XXXX
LMFAOOOOOOO, of course it's a mobilefag!
6American6Metal6 No.11941982 >>11941989
>>11941969
Nah they have shit controls , shit graphics, and shit gameplay

Keep eating shit foreigner/autismal
Anonymous No.11941989
>>11941982
>shit controls
>shit gameplay
You just said the same thing twice.
Anonymous No.11942002 >>11942008 >>11942024
>>11941961
>MM1 for example is a shitty broken game you cheese with a glitch
LMAO so this is the power of '6th GEN WILL NEVER BE RETRO' fags, huh. Should've guessed so
Anonymous No.11942008 >>11942018 >>11942846
>>11942002
It's truly ironic when the Millenial is acting more retarded than some of the Zoomers here.
Anonymous No.11942018 >>11942020
>>11942008
What else do you expect from a Sonicfag? Idiotic behavior is second nature to them.
Anonymous No.11942020
>>11942018
Uhhh, I'm a Sonicfag too... (Though in all fairness, I do my best to give unfamiliar games a chance when recommended.)
6American6Metal6 No.11942024 >>11942025 >>11942032
>>11942002
If you can glitch the sub boss and the controls and momentum are worse than Bubsy, it's shit , I'm objective and you're a faggot

>>11941917
Zelda is just bad Metroid and pansy, computer games are for nerds, Ice played most beat em ups and SOR2 is among the best but to put a beat em up as a favorite instead of a versus fighter says you're a co op beta afraid to lose
Anonymous No.11942025 >>11942036
>>11942024
Super Metroid is like 50x easier than Zelda
Anonymous No.11942032 >>11942040 >>11942049
>>11942024
>nd the controls and momentum are worse than Bubsy
Nah you are just bad and mad because bad because this is obviously far from being an objective truth. Mega Man 1 is polished as fuck, especially for a 1987 game when releasing shovelware and not caring much about the end product was the norm
6American6Metal6 No.11942036 >>11942148
>>11942025
No it isn't but you never played either on real hardware
6American6Metal6 No.11942040
>>11942032
I can be at all NM games, it's just shitty. Mario had controls figured out , and I don't like giving credit to Mario
6American6Metal6 No.11942049 >>11942054 >>11942075
>>11942032
I can be at all MM games, it's just shitty. Mario had controls figured out , and I don't like giving credit to Mario
Anonymous No.11942054 >>11942061
>>11942049
>it's just shitty.
You thought MM1 was bad? Buddy, TMNT NES was far worse. Its hitboxes were genuine shit.
Anonymous No.11942058 >>11942062
This guy’s a brony btw
Anonymous No.11942059 >>11942074
>>11940846
I was actually born in the 80s tripfag and you're a larping faggot
6American6Metal6 No.11942061 >>11942064
>>11942054
Yeah so? Games never hit a higher level of quality than in the 16 but era, then came 3d slop and casualslop with movie cutscenes and QuickTime events
Anonymous No.11942062
>>11942058
>a brony is a retard with shit taste
Sounds about right.
Anonymous No.11942064 >>11942074
>>11942061
Not even the 16 bit era was safe from jank, what's your point exactly? Fuck those fucking britbongs for tarnishing the good name of Strider.
6American6Metal6 No.11942074 >>11942092 >>11942226
>>11942059
>Doesn't know what a tripcode is
>Pretending to be an old rag
>There are pictures of me ITT proving my age
Lol, zoomers blacks are dumb, go listen to rap subhuman

>>11942064
Not as much as before or after
Anonymous No.11942075 >>11942094
>>11942049
>it's just shitty
MM1 was the best action game when it came out, at least for home consoles
Anonymous No.11942082 >>11942084 >>11942085 >>11942096
The Internet would be so much more useable if pajeets were banned from it.
Anonymous No.11942084
>>11942082
I wish this was a jeet, apparently it's some crackhead.
6American6Metal6 No.11942085 >>11942102
>>11942082
Zoomers*****
Foreigners*****

This is a millennial American only board, go back
Anonymous No.11942092
>>11942074
>Not as much as before or after
I may be from a newer generation, but I can see you still haven't taken off those nostalgia goggles. It's okay to admit that even the 16 bit era had some terrible games, as well as the 5th/6th gen.
6American6Metal6 No.11942094
>>11942075
MMX is better soiboi
Anonymous No.11942096 >>11942098
>>11942082
I wish we could ban all brownoids from the internet.
Anonymous No.11942098 >>11942108 >>11942119
>>11942096
Unfortunately it's a wigger, which is even worse.
Anonymous No.11942102 >>11942119
>>11942085
>American only board
Are you a literal lunatic?
Anonymous No.11942108
>>11942098
Wiggers are honorary nonwhites.
Anonymous No.11942116 >>11942125
>>11941974
>Asian
Right. All these games were definitely not made by Japanese people for Japanese systems.
>b-but they're actually honorary w-
Not such thing.
6American6Metal6 No.11942119 >>11942121
>>11942102
American website

>>11942098
Yeah wiggers hate rap, you're right
Anonymous No.11942121 >>11942149
>>11942119
>Yeah wiggers hate rap, you're right
It's not about what kind of music you listen to, but what you're acting like. And right now, you're acting like a massive wigger.
6American6Metal6 No.11942125
>>11942116
I don't give a fuck who chinks made games for, they made them for me and America is the only reason they made money suck my dick
Anonymous No.11942147 >>11942156
>>11940781 (OP)
You posted the same 3x3 in the last two days, didn't get an e-handjob for it, and felt it deserved its own thread? Ok bud.
I'm '89 crew, too. My favorites are mostly 3d RPGs. My taste is superior to yours because 3>2.
Anonymous No.11942148 >>11942156
>>11942036
I beat both on original hardware (MiSTer FPGA). Blind, no cheats, save states, rewind, or outside help (excluding manuals included with the game)

Even if you don't think ALTTP is all that difficult (I personally think it's more in-line with NES games difficulty than SNES games), the point is you still have to actually engage with the game, pay attention, take things slow, respect enemies, know your spacing, learn dungeon layout routing, etc. It's an actual fucking video game in other words.

In Super Metroid, none of that is true. It's near impossible to die unless you deliberately just stand there for minutes on end. Even if you facetank every single thing in the game and the game, you will never die or even come close to it, as the game constantly floods you with HP upgrades and refills. So that means that like only two bosses (the ones where you can't just mindlessly spam missiles and out DPS them) require any bit of engaging with the game or actually using skill, strategy, or focus. The rest (98% of the game) might as well just be a walking sim, an extended cutscene.
6American6Metal6 No.11942149 >>11942158
>>11942121
This is how metalheads act, sorry I'm the only one
6American6Metal6 No.11942156 >>11942162 >>11942172
>>11942147
Lol computer nerd

>>11942148
Metroid is easier to die in because health isn't in grass or pots and you can't walk around every non boss enemy
Anonymous No.11942158
>>11942149
>metalheads
You forgot to fix your typo, was it methheads?
Anonymous No.11942162
>>11942156
Samus has a much longer range of attack and a much larger attack hitbox (after a single upgrade). It's much easier to hit enemies in a 2D plane because there is less need to line up your attack, they are already in line with you by default outside of small, mobile enemies. And again, you don't even need to engage with them at all, because they deal extremely low damage and the game absolutely showers you in health drops.

ALTTP meanwhile has much more more, smaller, nimble enemies combined with a short range attack with a much smaller hitbox, and hazards are actually dangerous and can significantly chunk your health. Enemies also drop health a lot less frequently, and respawned enemies do not drop health.

>Metroid is easier to die in because health isn't in grass or pots and you can't walk around every non boss enemy
dude, we're talking about the fucking DUNGEONS. The challenge is that it's a long, complex labyrinth from one end to the other and you have to maintain your health bar that entire time against enemies and hazards that actually hit hard with sparse health drops. If you get lost or mess up, enemies will respawn except this time without any health drops. The overworld doesn't matter nearly as much and that is mostly just for exploration, but even then, it's actually similar to Super Metroid except much less egregious since there are much more enemies, enemies hit much harder and farming HP is not as easy.

Even if you don't think ALTTP is difficult (I think it's more in-line with NES difficulty than SNES), the point is you still have to actually engage with the game, pay attention, take things slow, respect enemies, know your spacing, learn dungeon layout routing, etc. It's an actual fucking video game in other words.

In Super Metroid, none of that is true. It's near impossible to die unless you deliberately stand there for minutes on end. 98% of the game might as well just be a walking sim, a long cutscene.
Anonymous No.11942165 >>11942174 >>11942229 >>11942338
Am I witnessing the birth of a new namefag who will get his own Encyclopedia Dramatica page
Anonymous No.11942172 >>11942229
>>11942156
If ALTTP was like Super Metroid, enemies would deal a quarter of their damage, would always drop hearts even on respawn, and you could just infinitely farm hearts from pots in dungeons

Almost like that would trivialize all the challenge of the game... huh wonder why they never did that.
Anonymous No.11942174
>>11942165
Hopefully it's a NOT Onion Farms thread if we're lucky.
Anonymous No.11942226
>>11942074
Yeah you're a dumb trip faggot
6American6Metal6 No.11942229 >>11942234 >>11942241 >>11942246
>>11942165
>Zoomers who like Sonic Adventure and Lila Peep don't like the actual retro gamer
WOW so humiliating! Your generation literally has trannies

>>11942172
Nobody has ever called a single Zelda game had d after the first two. super Metroid literally has a filtering segment called noob bridge. Neither game is hard, but Zelda has never been called ga d. And it's shit, Soul Blazer, Illusion of Gaia, Terranigma, and Secret of Evermore all mog every single Zelda warts and all, overrated gay series. Zelda is boring as fuck and Japs can't into medieval fantasy
Anonymous No.11942234
>>11942229
>Your generation literally has trannies
Not to be that guy, but didn't all the SomethingAwful posters from your generation "troon" out, as people on that lovely site put it? I'm just saying that every generation has its fucking weirdos.
Anonymous No.11942239
>>11940781 (OP)
>>11941917
Solid 3x3's. All of these games are enjoyable.
Anonymous No.11942241 >>11942250
>>11942229
>super Metroid literally has a filtering segment called noob bridge.
https://metroid.fandom.com/wiki/N00b_bridge

It's hard because... you have to actually hold dash... SERIOUSLY???? Am I reading this right?

Are Super Metroid players low functioning retards or something. Holy shit.... embarrassing...
Anonymous No.11942246 >>11942250
>>11942229
ALTTP is pretty similar in difficulty to Zelda 1, nothing in the game spikes as hard as the dungeon with wizzrobes, but ALTTP is more consistently hard, especially the last two dungeons, the worm fight, and Ganon.

The first three Zelda games are all like 50x harder than Super Metroid. Super Metroid is legit one of the easiest action games in existence.
6American6Metal6 No.11942250 >>11942253 >>11942257
>>11942241
>Never played the game

Zoomer poser

>>11942246
Literally the only thing that makes nes Zelda hard is no map or in game instructions that aren't autistic babbling
Anonymous No.11942253
>>11942250
No I did beat the game, that part was totally unremarkable in the slightest. Calling that "noob bridge" is like calling 1-2 in Super Mario Bros "noob cave" and acting like it's some massive difficulty spike that filtered tons of people. It's just so absurd it's laughable.

It's actually so delusional that I have to wonder if you are referring to something different than the wikia.
Anonymous No.11942257 >>11942272
>>11942250
>Literally the only thing that makes nes Zelda hard is no map or in game instructions that aren't autistic babbling
what...

The game does have a map, and the manual included with the game has a giant fucking highly detailed map that even points out many points of interests. Not to mention that the dungeons all have highly detailed maps that show you each individual room.

What the fuck are you even talking about, seriously?
6American6Metal6 No.11942272 >>11942313
>>11942257
I grew up in the 90s and if you did too you know damn well 90 percent of last Gen games were sold without a box let alone booklet because you bought them at Funcoland used. Dumbass argument

We didn't have eBay or repros in the 90s, unless you had the original release or an older relative passed it down with complete packaging+something nobody did) you didn't have a map
Anonymous No.11942313 >>11942370
>>11942272
>I'm a poorfag who had no friends so everyone else was too
kek
Anonymous No.11942338 >>11942386 >>11942846
>>11942165
This guy is the biggest assclown I’ve seen on this board since that British guy that used to post in /vroom/.
Anonymous No.11942351 >>11942369
>>11941847
it's pseudo 4D
Anonymous No.11942369 >>11942390
>>11942351
>looks up some gameplay
It's literally isometric Tetris.
6American6Metal6 No.11942370
>>11942313
You're a retard
> Sure n the 90s they sold fully packaged NES games after the Gen was done
They didn't
Anonymous No.11942381 >>11942386
>it's literally inconceivable that someone could find a manual for a game
lmao you lived in a trailer and mommy bought you one game a year with her money she earned as a streetwalker
6American6Metal6 No.11942386 >>11942402
>>11942381
You weren't alive.

>>11942338
Keep being mad zoomer, you will never be a 90s kid. Limp Bizkit and Deftones are for faggots
Anonymous No.11942390 >>11942393
>>11942369
you are moving blocks through an hypercube, is not just an isometric plane.
Anonymous No.11942393
>>11942390
Whatever, I still say it looks more like Marble Madness.
Anonymous No.11942402 >>11942415
>>11942386
You are the blackest retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.
6American6Metal6 No.11942415
>>11942402
Kkk
Anonymous No.11942427 >>11942430 >>11942453
This guy is really exposing how much of this board wasn't there
Anonymous No.11942430 >>11942453
>>11942427
There for what, witnessing sheer stupidity?
6American6Metal6 No.11942453
>>11942430
>The 90a is soooo stupid
So leave

>>11942427
I know, board died with 6th Gen so I'm just gonna ruin these posers' time and not let them LARP
Anonymous No.11942459 >>11942478
>>11940781 (OP)
Mario 64 and Resident Evil are better than every game on there
Anonymous No.11942476
>>11940781 (OP)
You ever play anything truly difficult, like Rayman? Although it's a 5th gen title, it's still in glorious 2D.
6American6Metal6 No.11942478
>>11942459
Tech demo slop for nostalgic retards, most of which were born after the games came out
filtered No.11942484 >>11942513
people need to stop using names
6American6Metal6 No.11942513 >>11942518
>>11942484
I do it to trigger you cunt faggot
Anonymous No.11942518 >>11942567
>>11942513
You're not doing a very good job, it's only supplying us with moar kekz.
Anonymous No.11942556
>>11940781 (OP)
Do people actually think just being harder is better? Shinobi 3 is the obvious peak. The earlier games are more challenging, but often for bullshit like enemies hidden behind bad transparent graphics that you can't tell are foreground or background, good games....but less good
Anonymous No.11942565 >>11942574
>spewing autismal rants about nu metal out of nowhere
Embarrassing behavior.
6American6Metal6 No.11942567
>>11942518
>Zoomers on 4chan who play Mario Party to larp as millennials
>Ever being the authority of 90s gaming
K, you're as embarrassing as the rap zoomers pretending to know metal because they have a newfound Limp Bizkit fandom since y2k nostalgia, gtfo dweeb
6American6Metal6 No.11942574
>>11942565
Koth ended before you were born
6American6Metal6 No.11942581 >>11942585 >>11942593
I love the PS3
Anonymous No.11942585
>>11942581
>So here's this giant, enemy crab.
Anonymous No.11942593 >>11942605
>>11942581
I'm a Game.com gamer. Tight corridors where you can only turn sideways are peak gameplay!
Anonymous No.11942605 >>11942613
>>11942593
That is the shittiest version of Douk 3D I have ever seen.
Anonymous No.11942613
>>11942605
Oh, it totally is! There's separate buttons for shooting left and right, as well as shooting in the center. (It's as clunky to control as it sounds.)
Anonymous No.11942750
>>11941939
kek imagine looking like this
Anonymous No.11942846 >>11942853
Schizos unironically are a blight on this fucking site.

>>11942008
Frankly, the generation wars are fucking retarded and 90% of the time, irrelevant to anything going on the site and just flamewars for retards with nothing better to do.

>>11942338
>This guy is the biggest assclown I’ve seen on this board since that British guy that used to post in /vroom/.

qrd?
KillFags No.11942853
>>11942846
Yeah if you call out people for shitposting about how retro games suck on the retro board, you're totally schizo! Shut up faggot.