Thread 11961220

I beat this game and felt nothing.

I flagged OP's post for low-quality bait and felt nothing.

because you didn't beat it when you were 6 on a black and white tv

>>11961220 (OP)
You probably take it in the ass and feel nothing.

>>11961226
>>11961552
Tendies angry.

>>11961220 (OP)
>ask your doctor if prozac is homosexual for you

reported and saged and the useless mod who will ban me can suck my nasty cock you useless tranny

Why does this thread generate so much controversy?

>>11961220 (OP)
I was happy to not have it in my back log. At first it was great, then I just ended up doing the beach loop and buying keys and completely broke the game then I had to go back and find these hidden rooms in dungeons that I half assedly ran through. It was cool how open the world is and I had a good experience even though the last half was a web of self inflicted bullshit.

>>11962312
Was this thread meant to generate anything else?

>>11961975
Fucking kek

>>11961220 (OP)
stop watching porn

>>11962321
Being impartial, it was honestly a great game and by 1986 or 87 standards truly remarkable. I think the game holds up actually quite well, the only thing is the typical cryptic NES stuff but the clues were sufficient. There was the seemingly daunting task of having to search for shit and bomb/burn everything but it wasn't so bad (especially once you get the red candle) and the game was actually loaded with hidden stuff.

The only thing I did was search if it was normal that I couldn't pick up the master sword to make sure my game wasn't glitching out or anything as it gave no indication, I inadvertently found out you need more hearts or something. Completed the game with all dungeons fully explored, all 16 hearts, found dungeon 9 without using the flute. The only things missing were the red ring and for some reason I didn't get the map in dungeon 9 despite killing all the Patras or whatever. I suspect one of them dropped it but I missed it and left the room, losing it forever. Still fully explored the entire dungeon and probably opened up all hidden paths because I bombed the shit out of literally everything. I hope this qualifies as beating the game by /vr/ standards.

>>11962384
Also played on Retroarch using Mesen, no save states or aids used, no guides and only consulted the original manual. Saved the game as you do traditionally.

>>11962384
Yeah I'm looking forward to links adventure. I'm halfway through la, but I've played LA a few times before. I wanted to play the og, then la, then loz2. As I remember reading or watching something that says links awakening is the in-between game from loz1 to 2. The whole Link on a raft sailing across the sea thing. After that, is there a timeline that actually makes sense or is it just a cluster fuck of duck upchuck on a dump truck?

>>11961947
Just use nintenfag or something else, "tendie" is such a non-threatening, vegan "insult".
Also while you're at it go back to /v/. They enjoy console wars more there.

>>11962415
Tendie is tied to the old adage "chicken tendies and chockie milk" infering that nintendies are manchildren. But a zoomer such as yourself with such vast knowledge and empathic abilities should know that.

>>11962407
Do you mean Link's Awakening? LoZ2 is "The Adventure of Link"

As for the story and lore, I don't take it seriously and don't really care. One because I never took Zelda to be quite serious in that regard, to me it's almost like Mario. It's quite basic story wise, something about the villain Ganon, save the princess, etc. The second is that because they make a game, and if it's successful, only then make a sequel, not every game is made with one in mind and even if it was, a series like Zelda that goes on forever just has new shit added to it each time by necessity, so it never truly works as a consistent narrative and I can't view it that way and just view each title as it's own story much of the time. So to your question, I can't really say.

protip: burned out dopamine receptors don't grow back

>>11962428
Tendie started being used in recent times by neo-/v/. It used to be nintenfag/nintendrone.
Also, all video games are for children.

>>11962429
No, I mean links awakening, where I put it. The adventures of link is where I messed up, I accidentally put links adventure. Sorry for the confusion

>>11962446
I'm just explaining why nintendies is a thing and it sounds way better than Nintenfag, I prefer nintendrone though. Not all videogames are for children that's an idiotic thing to say.

>>11962446
>Also, all video games are for children.
nuh-uh, my postmodern-allegory-for-depression quirky rpg is too deep for children.

>>11962458
Id imagine most children would not be able to get through lots of 80s simulation games or even understand what the point of playing them is. Hello most adults these days would get fucked playing old 80s simulation games. Most people wouldn't be able to beat aerobiz supersonic, I don't expect a 6 year old to.

>>11962467
I played pic related when I was 8 or 9.
all video games are for children, there's no video game that can't be played by an underage fuck.

>>11962471
>I floated around in space in a game as a kid, your opinion is invalid.
You're a joke, bud

>>11962479
>n-noooo stop saying my hobby can be enjoyed by kids!

I just beat Kid Icarus. I felt euphoric. It was as though I had regained a piece of my childhood I never even knew I had lost.

>>11961220 (OP)
I beat and it felt it must have been a mind-blowing incredible game for it's time, and still holds up today in its own unique way since there are few games like it.

I really thought it was going to be harder too, I didn't need any guides at all except for the manual it comes with and a guide for the final dungeon. The whole game is pretty easy up until the final dungeon, especially those fucking things that eat your shield.

>>11962471
>an 8 year old can play piano and chess, that means theyre children's activities
Reductive retard

>>11962485
You have no argument. What little kids are going to play a-train? None, most adults can't into those types of games or even want to. The point is, these games were not developed with kids in mind. These are hardcore business sims that, usually, only a certain type of adult actually enjoys playing them.

>>11961220 (OP)
I don't think you're really supposed to feel anything other than maybe a sense of accomplishment and wonder. It wasn't til the 3rd game they really tried to put more emphasis on the story and started making the games melodramatic. If you played through the 1st super mario bros did you feel anything when you beat 8-4 It's the same thing, bad guy dead, you win!

Obviously you should have been enjoying it as well if you bothered to get all the way through it. If you beat the game just to say you beat it you're a chucklehead but as far as feeling something because of the story there's barely a story and it's essentially the same story as that mario game except with magic and treasure hunting.

>>11962529
I liked the game's aesthetics, music, the exploration part, using different items, some shit was somewhat cryptic and searching for stuff felt like a slog however. I found dungeons 5 and 6 to actually be the hardest parts of the game. Once you get the hang of fighting wizzrobes and darknuts (what worked for me was simply being patient. Wizzrobes were most easily dealt with by baiting and killing the red ones first then avoiding and steadily weakening the blue ones while staying out of their direction) it was easy. After that I started bombing and burning shit and once I got the hang of how to do it (rules are seemingly one secret and only one door in any overworld wall per screen, only the top side walls are bomb-able, dungeons walls may have secret passages only at the midpoints. Some dungeons may have off-map rooms) it became the most fun. The final 3 dungeons were my favorite. Most of the bosses were easy. I read too much into how to defeat Ganon and tried using various items such as the silver arrows first, thinking it might freeze him so I could use the sword to finish him. I guess you just start stabbing everywhere until you hit him enough, then it was obvious to finish him off with the arrows.

>>11961220 (OP)
I know that feel bro

At this moment, I am euphoric.

>>11962321
>back log
Proof you don't enjoy vidya.

>>11962525
Yet they are children's activities. NTA, but I fail to see your point.

>>11964007
>not being a mmo addict since 1999 and having a backlog of video games you bought and never even opened going back to the psx

>>11961220 (OP)
>and felt nothing.
Honestly, this is probably because you've nuked the neurotransmitter relay system in your brain with social media and porn. Almost everyone (besides you and your zoomer peers) born on this planet wouldn't have this problem.

@11964023
>he says, smoking his marijuana and hitting the f5 button hoping for (You)s

>>11962323
>Was this thread meant to generate anything else?
Yes. Genuine Zelda discourse.

yo unc why you trick me into playin this

>>11962434
what's the solution?

>>11962434
Yes they do you retard.
>>11964637
Fasting.

>>11964637
Battletoads

same except with my wife

>>11964007
You're just assuming things like a midwit. Let me foonspeed your mouth a bit with a little secret. the game .
I add games to my backlog after playing them for a few minutes. I have a large backlog, but here's why it works for me. If I play a game and do not enjoy playing past the beginning, I drop it like your mom dropped you on your head as a baby. Obviously, she dropped you on your head numerous times and I've dropped numerous games from my backlog. The most recent was Chrono trigger. I might go back and play it, but as of now I just don't feel it. On the other hand I got into playing ultima worlds: Martian dreams, which is actually bready gud. You should try having some discipline sometime, kiddo.

>>11962446
i'm partial to nintenyearold personally

>>11962446
Yes, the classics like nintendrone have been filtered on /v/ for years, so after a while they switched to tendie. It's like how they switched to snoy (which I think they copied from 2channel) because sonygger is banned there. No one cares about Xbox, so to my knowledge there's no replacement for xbot.

>>11961220 (OP)
>I beat this game and felt nothing.
Why? To see the mess of pixels in a tiny square move across the beer poop coloured 'world'?

>>11965521
I think of the word ChrisNinChans when I see some bing bings
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/OvQRmXSKWD8